Massage Parlor Reports

I leave town for 2 months and it seems all hell breaks out here in the OC. I was hoping to get a decent massage tomorrow with a happy ending. Hopefully one of the old standard places is still given a decent massage.

Any one been here lately? Was wondering if HE are still part of the equation there?

You mean to tell me those pics are fake! I'm shocked!

[QUOTE=Courious G;1531804]I went there on Sat, and walked out. The two were soooooo ugly, unbelievable gross.[/QUOTE]

Was in the mood for some different flavours and went to check out Paradise Day Spa on GG Blvd near Beach Blvd. Met a hot brunette with braces, she was awesome. I didn't get her name but I will go back this weekend for seconds & will find out. Also noticed that they are moving pretty soon to a new location on Magnolia & Lampson. The sign seems to be up already but not open yet.

I dropped by in the early afternoon of the 22nd. The doors were locked. I assumed it was a permanent closure, but perhaps it wasn't.

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens; 1531471]Lifty,

So I take then, you've actually gone to the posted address of late and the doors were locked? I haven't been there for at least 3 months. The girls were nice and all. I just didn't like the tile floors producing a very echo chamberee effect. Kind of creepy knowing someone in another chamber can hear almost every sound you emit. Similar to farting in Church during a silent prayer. I sure do like their ads though!

Baggens.[/QUOTE]

I went to a number MP's. Started in Whittier at the location posted. Went to the other MP which is within walking distance, and did not like what I saw there as well. Drove to the one by Spearmint (? Sp) and did not settle there either. Upland had someone I've seen before, but took a detour on Holt and saw sws Val there.

CG.

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens;1532195]You mean to tell me those pics are fake! I'm shocked![/QUOTE]

A little more on the details would be appreciated. Standard pricing? Just a R&T joint or F / S? What was awesome about her, the massage or? No offense but a review lacking any specific details is not much help to the rest of us. The info about the move is helpful though, thanks.

[QUOTE=Stockholm;1532385]Was in the mood for some different flavours and went to check out Paradise Day Spa on GG Blvd near Beach Blvd. Met a hot brunette with braces, she was awesome. I didn't get her name but I will go back this weekend for seconds & will find out. Also noticed that they are moving pretty soon to a new location on Magnolia & Lampson. The sign seems to be up already but not open yet.[/QUOTE]

OMG! The best non-FS service I've experienced. I once had one with a lady in Scottsdale (now relocated to North SD County) , that had similar moves and a better body, but she still didn't compare. RM has several reviews, and they all under-sell her. I can't wait to go back.

I wondered if any of you other guys have experienced this. Lately I have had a craving for Latinas. This week I hit 3 MPs and an HX girl. Of the 4, 3 seemed to have had liposuction on their ass. At least that is what I am assuming. You look at their ass and it looks fine. But when you grab it while their are riding, for instance, it feels odd. It feels like the flesh under the skin is uneven but almost in a pattern. Again the skin outside has been smooth and soft but when you squeeze it feels like their are hills and valleys under there. And I do like to squeeze those plump butts on the ladies, LOL.

Anyone experienced similar? Is this what lipo feels like after it is done?

Made a trip to coral earlier this week and saw linda. I tried to let her know that I was looking for a HE, but she would just giggle when I tried. That happens about every single time I'm at Coral, so I guess I just look way too young (I barely look like I'm 18). After being a little frustrated with repeatedly getting shot down at Coral, decided to head to my failsafe spot, Holiday. I saw Summer this time and as usual, the experience was just mediocre. Didn't bother putting on a towel so I got some light touching but still very little teasing. Twenty minutes in, the flip came and the deed was done. Afterwards, she just chatted me up a bit. Friendly provider, but just average massage.

[QUOTE=Pointyxstick;1533579]Made a trip to coral earlier this week and saw linda. I tried to let her know that I was looking for a HE, but she would just giggle when I tried. That happens about every single time I'm at Coral, so I guess I just look way too young (I barely look like I'm 18). After being a little frustrated with repeatedly getting shot down at Coral, decided to head to my failsafe spot, Holiday. I saw Summer this time and as usual, the experience was just mediocre. Didn't bother putting on a towel so I got some light touching but still very little teasing. Twenty minutes in, the flip came and the deed was done. Afterwards, she just chatted me up a bit. Friendly provider, but just average massage.[/QUOTE]When you flip, have 40 dollars in your hand and show it to her as you move her hand to where you want it to massage. If she dosn't go for it, close your hand and say, OK, I just want to tip and help you out.

Just reported in the Strip Club thread that I took a detour from an I-5 traffic jam on my way down to Tijuana yesterday to spend some time at the Dirty Bird hoping traffic would lighten up. Before getting back on the freeway, I also did a reconnaissance mission to the Animal Clinic to see what's up at that insane asylum considering the recent drama in their BP ads and reports here.

I found the place barely operating. For some reason the rear parking lot had more cars than usual, but clearly most did not belong to workers or patrons of the AC complex. No. 6 was open (recently reported closed). But just one girl. She was sitting out in the breezeway like the old days, but quite unappealing. The controversial No. 5 closed. In fact, only Nos. 3 and 6 were open. The asian dude who is always around and could be anything from the manager to the janitor for all I know, told me the only girl working at No. 3 was a 40 something who was better looking than the No. 6 girl, but acted completely disinterested in getting any business from me. I was happy to comply with her disinterest and make my way back through the Disney corrider to the Tijuana Highway. Yes, now cleared of any heavy traffic. That would lead me to the adult Disneyland!

Long time viewer, first time poster.

Found a little spot on Beach near the Home Depot there. It's relatively new. Went in saw the mama-san as usual, put down the. 4 for the intake fee. I was taken to the back area (there is about 3 rooms). Unclothed and waited for about 5 minutes until a middle aged Viet woman who went by the name of Cindy entered. She did the usual small talk and I played along. I found that the more small talk you do and if you could get them to laugh they feel more comfortable and are willing to let somethings slide. Anyway, got about 15 minutes in and she asked for the flip which I did. We started talking some more and she asks have you ever been to a massage place before? And I lied and said yes, just one. So I play along and ask her how much the prices were. She used her fingers to show me (.4 for HJ & $ for everything). I took the HJ (she wasn't that cute in the light). She rubbed some baby oil on and was very patient. She didn't ask once if "you are done yet" which is always good. I hate how they always ask after like 2 minutes. She left me fingers wander a bit but nothing much, got under her panties a bit and inside the bra but nothing else. I'd come back and try someone else but not Cindy again.

Total hit was. 8, which isn't bad.

[QUOTE=Pinche Gringo;1531877]Any one been here lately? Was wondering if HE are still part of the equation there?[/QUOTE]Yeah, its still good. YMMV, but if you sweet talk to them up a bit they'll usually provide.

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