The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=DankOner42;3402726]The only people who don't hate him are the newbies who don't know him and haven't realized he is a pseudo-pimp posting the same 20 pics over and over again.

As far as videos he has said he is comfortable posting pics but not videos. Which never made sense to me until a few weeks ago. A member posted some vids of local girls and pointed out he did not film or post the videos he just found them online. Now the girls in the video were girls I know C5 knows. I am 80% sure the guy in the video was C5 he matched him in skin tone and other physical characteristics I have seen in his pics. Then when I saw the guy only lasted literally one minute in these vids C5 not posting his vids finally made sense. Then only an hour after the link being posted in thread, the uploader erased the vids from the host site. So obviously the guy in the video reads the Orlando SW thread.

TLDR; C5 brags about having tons of videos but doesn't post them because he doesn't want it known he suffers from premature ejaculation.[/QUOTE]You're obviously not a C5 fan. LOL!! You're still butthurt because I Told you I don't want to be your friend. LOL!! I typically don't respond to NOBODY'S on here such as yourself but I felt compelled to share with the trap what a paradise trail chick told me about you.

Leah, who work's paradise, says you picked her up and tried to dream with her for 20 buck's. When she refused to complete the date for 20 buck's, you physically grabbed her by the neck and tried chocking her. Is this true Mr nice guy? Leah says she pressed on your horn to get passerby attention and then she was finally able to jump out of your car.

So Mr nice guy, are you a woman beater? Let me guess, she's lying to me RIGHT??

You're a piece of shit. Go back to Alabama where you came from. You will NEVER be one of us tough guy. Choking a defenseless girl. Shame on you.

C5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3402691]Welcome to the Orlando Rat Trap buddy! How's Miami? Man you guy's have it hard there in Miami with those ugly ass hookers! No shit, Miami has the most high mileage street walker's in the country.

Orlando has the world famous Paradise Trail, the most beautiful model like hookers in the country. So taxi as a guest here I should welcome you with open arms correct?

NOPE! LOL! FUCK YOU you cocksucker! I take issue with anyone demanding I send them anything. Don't know who the fuck you think you are where I have to prove shit to you asshole.

Did you ever think that if I wanted to post my videos, then I would do it? I have reasons for everything I do. Now why don't you get your fat ugly ass in your shitty taxi and drive to Orlando and ask all the girl's about C5. I'll tell you what, if you personally come to Orlando, I will personally meet up with you at the Dollhouse and personally show you as many videos as you like. Drinks also on me by the way.

That's my challenge to you. You don't tell me when and what to do motherfucker! As far as everyone hating C5 here in Orlando, wow! You sure must have been at the top of your fucking class! Lmao! I am probably the most hated member on this entire forum!

Not just Orlando!! I mean all over this country! I'm very proud of that. I pride myself for not having any friends.

Do you have a sister by the way? I would like to meet her and pay her 20 bucks to fuck her up her ass. I'm sure you won't mind Buddy.

Miami has the ugliest hookers in Florida. LOL!!

C5.[/QUOTE]Only thing I'm going to say about this is that you contacted me and offered to send the vids. After a while and I didn't get them I asked you why. You gave me some bullshit excuse then changed it to another and then finally another excuse, something about you didn't know how to send them or they wouldn't go thru. LMFAO.

Sorry I don't have a sister for you! I see all the guys there are right about you tho. BYE.

[QUOTE=TaxiDriver45;3402819]Only thing I'm going to say about this is that you contacted me and offered to send the vids. After a while and I didn't get them I asked you why. You gave me some bullshit excuse then changed it to another and then finally another excuse, something about you didn't know how to send them or they wouldn't go thru. LMFAO.

Sorry I don't have a sister for you! I see all the guys there are right about you tho. BYE.[/QUOTE]Next time, THINK, before you pop you're ugly face in the RAT TRAP!! Only the strong can survive the RAT TRAP.

Orlando is Douche Bag City for real.

C5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3402835]Next time, THINK, before you pop you're ugly face in the RAT TRAP!! Only the strong can survive the RAT TRAP.

Orlando is Douche Bag City for real.

C5.[/QUOTE]Taxi, you've learned a lesson we all know. This guy is the biggest fraud, liar, fake on USA. He has multiple accounts and lies so much, its impossible to keep up with. Do yourself a favor and never interact with this idiot.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3402835]Next time, THINK, before you pop you're ugly face in the RAT TRAP!! Only the strong can survive the RAT TRAP.

Orlando is Douche Bag City for real.

C5.[/QUOTE]Also, Taxi, I'll pm on a huge lie he told about a girl in West Palm Beach. The dude is dumber than dumb.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3402835]Next time, THINK, before you pop you're ugly face in the RAT TRAP!! Only the strong can survive the RAT TRAP.

Orlando is Douche Bag City for real.

C5.[/QUOTE]Thanks Taxi for calling this pussy out. Taxi, you provide video proof of your adventures and you a legend. On the other hand, this nobody, this nothing, Chris5 makes up dates, makes up reviews, lies constantly, has multiple fake account and I know lied on a provider in West Palm Beach. Just ignore this moron and erase him from your memory!

[QUOTE=Chris5;3402835]

Orlando is Douche Bag City for real.

C5.[/QUOTE]I'm sure it seems like that to you. This guy thought that he lived in the rainiest city.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3402752]You're obviously not a C5 fan. LOL!! You're still butthurt because I Told you I don't want to be your friend. LOL!! I typically don't respond to NOBODY'S on here such as yourself but I felt compelled to share with the trap what a paradise trail chick told me about you.

Leah, who work's paradise, says you picked her up and tried to dream with her for 20 buck's. When she refused to complete the date for 20 buck's, you physically grabbed her by the neck and tried chocking her. Is this true Mr nice guy? Leah says she pressed on your horn to get passerby attention and then she was finally able to jump out of your car.

So Mr nice guy, are you a woman beater? Let me guess, she's lying to me RIGHT??

You're a piece of shit. Go back to Alabama where you came from. You will NEVER be one of us tough guy. Choking a defenseless girl. Shame on you.

C5.[/QUOTE]Dude you are such a liar. She didn't tell you shit. You are just taking an incident I self reported and pretending you found out about it "out on the street"and then making it sound worse than reality. I don't know you so even IF she did tell you an exaggerated version of the truth you would never have known it was me if I didn't post about it, and I wouldn't have posted about it here if your version was true. Unlike you I am smart enough to know better than to brag about felonies I commit on the internet.

Also I never asked to be your friend. (Do you even believe your own lies) What happened was, I said something to Trailguy you took issue with and attacked me verbally in response. Not sure why you felt the need to "rescue" trailguy unless you responded to me from the your C5 account by accident and meant to respond from your trailguy account. That would make more sense.

For the record I grew up in Palm Beach County not Alabama. Also who is this "us" you talk about that I will never be, you cliquey qunt? Is it the Orlando forum who you constantly diss or is "us" you and your multiple "trail" handles?

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3402271]Jokes, you say you want some of George's Famous Jokes?

Well okay my good buddy, but you should really be careful what you ask for.

Now you going to get a nasty PM from Chriss5 asking you if you lost your mind, asking ole George for more Chriss jokes.

There a lot of new folks here, so old jokes probably worth repeating. Even those who seen them before, will laugh again. Jokes the same as good pussy, you always want more, so here a few.

1. Years ago Chriss star of a gay TV show. It was called Leave It -- Its Beaver.

2. Why do Chriss not eat M&Ms? He get tired of trying to peel them.

3. Chriss is really one of a pair of gay irish twins. They real names are Ben Dover and Phil McAvity.

4. Last month gay Chriss put a nicotine patch on his dick. Now he down to only 3 butts a week.

5. What did Chriss say to the gay man he meet in the bar? Your face or mine?

6. What did Chriss say to his gay boyfriend? The girls be right, we do taste like chicken.

7. How do gay Chriss fake his orgasm? He spit on his boyfriends back.

8. You know how much cum gay Chriss have? A butt load.

9. Of course gay Chriss dress well. He did not spend all that time in closet doing nothing.

10. Did you know gay Chriss from Jamaica? Down there they call his ass Pokemon.

11. As gay man, what do Chriss do before jerking off? He shit in his hand.

12. Chriss friends say he gay because he don't like football. Chriss say they idiots, he say he gay because he like dick.

13. Chriss was married until he send wrong text to his wife. He had hard time explaining why he could not wait to suck her dick.

14. I ask Chriss what worst then sucking a dozen raw oysters out of his boyfriends {Trailhunter} ass? Chriss say sucking out 13 of them and realize he only put in a dozen.

15. Chriss was a gay midget until he came out of the cabinet.

16. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what the difference between Chriss and a musquito? Trailhunter say the musquito stop sucking when you slap it.

17. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} fall off a very tall building. Which one hit the ground first? Who gives a fuck.

18. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what the difference between Chriss and a hurricane? He say you can't rip the pants off a hurricane, butt fuck it, and piss down its throat.

19. What the difference between gay drug dealer Chriss and a SW? A SW can wash her crack and sell it again.

20. I ask Chriss how many dicks he have to suck to get a lightbulb changed? He say well more then 8 cause my basement still dark.

21. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what is the best part of getting a blowjob from Chriss? He say the 15 minutes of silence.

Hey Chriss you idiot, we demand to know how that 6-way is going you having with your hand![/QUOTE]Great job with these, GM. That shit was hilarious.

BTW, Sissy Chrissy, you are a hypocrite, as well as many other unflattering things. You claimed that DankOner choked out a defenseless girl and you busted him for it. But YOU, on the other hand, are PROUD of the fact that you shoved your pistol down a girl's mouth and broke out four of her teeth. You have admitted it on several occasions.

What a total POS you are. Orlando would be so much of a better town if you were to leave it forever. You hate it so much and state as such. Why are you still here? Are you so pathetic that you can't land some gig in a city that you actually like?

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3402271]my good buddy[/QUOTE]Lmao.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3356612]Hey Boys, you favorite turds Chris5 and TrailHunter be talkin' shit about you Boston boys again down in the Orlando Rat Trap![/QUOTE]Maynard, I will never ever be your good buddy because you're a snitch, a dirty rat ba*tard! Lmao.

[URL]http://marktanner.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dirty-rat-on-the-street.jpg[/URL] Lmao.

TH LTD.

[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3403791]Lmao.

Maynard, I will never ever be your good buddy because you're a snitch, a dirty rat ba*tard! Lmao.

[URL]http://marktanner.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dirty-rat-on-the-street.jpg[/URL] Lmao.

TH LTD.[/QUOTE]Awe, c'Mon. Good buddy. At least tell me how you liked those jokes you ordered? I sent you a complete set of my best jokes, just for my good buddy.

I was driving all over Orlando today, and everywhere I went, folks were laughing up a storm. Most of 'them were laughing so hard, they be crying. They must have been reading my jokes!

[QUOTE=Chris5;3403980]Couldn't agree with you more. Gigi looks like an alien from out of space. A hideous looking body with a horrible attitude. She's a thief and is well known for setting up and robbing mongers.

C5.[/QUOTE]Be advised that the accusations made of thefts by Gigi have been totally debunked. Read the forum and you will find zero allegations of rip-offs over a long career. Those who make up shit are damaging their own character and reputation.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3404687]Furthermore Gigi is a chronic drug user who carries drug's, and drug paraphernalia on her at all time's. She will leave all of this in you're car and that will be serious trouble with uncle.

C5.[/QUOTE]Really Bro? You've discovered a drug user among our fine women? Obsession anyone?

[QUOTE=BetterLearnIt;3404916][QUOTE=Chris5;3403980]Couldn't agree with you more. Gigi looks like an alien from out of space. A hideous looking body with a horrible attitude. She's a thief and is well known for setting up and robbing mongers.
C5.[/quote]Be advised that the accusations made of thefts by Gigi have been totally debunked. Read the forum and you will find zero allegations of rip-offs over a long career. Those who make up shit are damaging their own character and reputation.[/QUOTE]Not surprising, but hardly not expected.

This guy trash anyone he want, and for no apparent reasons.

He have no "character".

He have no "reputation".

He just like that Chevy TV ad: "Like a ROCK". He for sure dumber than a box of rocks. Hell, he dumber than 10 boxes of rocks!

SMH! LMFAO!

[QUOTE=ApeMate;3405053]Really Bro? You've discovered a drug user among our fine women? Obsession anyone?[/QUOTE][QUOTE=BetterLearnIt;3404916]Be advised that the accusations made of thefts by Gigi have been totally debunked. Read the forum and you will find zero allegations of rip-offs over a long career. Those who make up shit are damaging their own character and reputation.[/QUOTE]You two ass holes are completely useless. You both are an embarrassment to Paradise Trail. You guy's are white knighting the Russian alien from outer space Gigi! LOL! Not only does Gigi has a body like a man, she looks like a man also. Perhaps this explains why you two constantly are the only one's reviewing her? LOL!

You two cocksuckers are nobody's! No one listens to you. Beyond pathetic. Million's of member's of this great forum follow MY posts daily!! I don't really do my posting for Orlando. Orlando is pure douche bag city! I hate this fucking shitty city! It could burn to hell and I wouldn't spit to put out the fire!

My post's are for the hundreds of thousand's who depend on my vital Intel. When tourist mongers visit, they contact ME! They rely on my day to day report's on Paradise Trail. I am on the streets of the trail daily. Not like you useless faggots who hit the trail once of twice a month.

Gigi is a cum rag because I fucking say so! She has robbed monger's, stashed drug's in there car and tricks them into credit card fraud. These are facts!

So I'll post a few pics for the trap. She's a drug addict full of needle marks waiting to suck your dick on the trail for 10 bucks. LOL.

Go get her Orlando! These are NOT my pics.

C5.