Report offered on my SECOND try after receiving my 1 demerit from the administrator for hard returns. Looks like you are going to get this report and all future reports in one lovely paragraph and I wish all happy reading.
I had occasion to be in the mood for some Korean lunch on Friday and having conferred with Muffythediver (from his undisclosed location) before hand, was certain that I did not wish to see Be Be as my tour director for the ride. I visited the location on South Main Street, and a word to the wise: be sure to have at least 7 quarters with you when you arrive for the meters as that is about with you will need to get you through the ride. The ride is located in the old location with a name on the door and ever present "open" sign above and the elevator is there for looks only with a climb to the second story in order.
I arrive and mama greets me like a long lost relative who just deplaned from Korean Air at Logan. The place is clean, as it always was and I was led to my chamber to begin the ride. Having been instructed by others, I also just laid out the usual $200 tariff for the tour on the table and $60 was removed for the house and the balance just sat there for the remainder of the ride. In pops this rather comely girl who I was not too attracted to and introduces herself as Be Be so we pause the ride and Dad requests a lineup and is given one. Having received a bit of guidance beforehand, I suspected that there might be an ace in the deck, but none was to be seen during the lineup, I selected poorly as my tour operator Chanel, the cutest tour director of the lot presented. She is 30 something (as are the other two I saw) , slight body, enhanced see's with an attractive mix of Korean and Japanese as her ancestry.
TS was very good with a bubbly loofah scrub and thorough cleaning of all the crooks and nannies. Sauna for a minute or two as she needed a little time to clean out the TS room for the next tour and a return to the chamber for the balance of the tour. At this point, my poor choice became apparent as on a scale of one to ten for "jadedness by the business" Chanel rated a solid 47. The entire tour was entirely scripted and nothing happened that has not happened a thousand times before with this tour operator. It was boring, mundane, and entirely unmemorable. I quickly reached the point where I was looking for the ride to end and it did, a tad over an hour and while she walked me out, I will not be back for a return visit. That's the report and I hope that I did not use too much space this time.