I Resemble That Remark Haha
[QUOTE=Montes2;2518885]The story you are about to hear is true, only the names have (not) been changed to protect the innocent. This is the city- I was working the ho division. Night watch. Went down Ew. Then the back streets. Noticed something I usually only see on OBT. The TAC patrol! The TAC patrol is three or four sheriffs all in a row. Like ducks. Mother duck gets on my tail after I see them turn around- soon their are 4. Decide to lead the morons on a wild goose (duck) chase. They follow for 8 miles then I hop on I- 4. What a waste of gas. They can do nothing unless I make a mistake- been doing this to long to do that. That leaves ObT wide open. So proceed to meet this visage on Jordan street. She is wearing an evening gown- I can't believe what I'm seeing. Gets close and its a lite skinned girl with gold buck teeth. Don't want to pull a SJ maneouver so I leave this one alone. OCSO night shift ends at 5:45 so I proceed back To EW to get revenge. Doesn't take long to find what I want and my revenge is complete, Quack- quack.[/QUOTE]
Great post Brother. You're always entertaining! Maybe it was "Buck Tooth Bob" LOL or the "Gold Grilled Crime Spree" I've been warned about. Hey an SJ maneuver ain't always a bad thing but is IS always exciting. Be safe Brothers. SJ.
The Good; The Bad; and the Ugly
The Good: met Nene around Jordan st. Last night. Fine looking middle aged. Loves to use her mouth. To talk among other things. She is also into DFK and you can brush her teeth with your tongue if you want. Also have her use her tongue to simulate what its like for a guy to come in her mouth (use your imagination) .
The Bad: In my last post I was followed by orange co's most aggressive unit. The TAC patrol- but did not elaborate how to escape these bad boys. First, don't try to hide by going down a side street. They don't give up easy. Second be aware of their tricks- they use to create probable cause. Chief of which is the stop bar. Always use your signal- head for the nearest superhiway. They give up as you leave their district.
The Ugly: Don't know why someone on this forum doesn't have 15 $ for a BJ. BJ is usually 30 $ so he wants to Share the girl and split the cost. Obviously this guy is wacko or some other kind of O because a SW isn't going to do 2 guys unless she gets more money. Second who can't afford $15. Third I PM 'd him and he knew nothing about how these girls operate. Basic stuff.
It screams of an under age boy
[QUOTE=Montes2;2519575]
The Ugly: Don't know why someone on this forum doesn't have 15 $ for a BJ. BJ is usually 30 $ so he wants to Share the girl and split the cost. Obviously this guy is wacko or some other kind of O because a SW isn't going to do 2 guys unless she gets more money. Second who can't afford $15. Third I PM 'd him and he knew nothing about how these girls operate. Basic stuff.[/QUOTE]My first thought, especially with 8 posts, half of which are asking for someone to share a SW, this is a 14 year old boy wankin' himself in his room in the dark while watching his MILF neighbor through the curtains work in the yard in a bikini.
But, I could be wrong and am easy to persuade. The gentleman should offer some good intel and not just keep asking for a free lunch.
Just one man's opinion.
C3.
Aj aka awesome jawesome LOL
So was out cruising last night around midnight found myself around SJ quadrant and saw a few WSW none worth picking up. So went a little further down to Nashville and it was dry except for some trannys. So heading home I decided to swing down Westmoreland have had some luck there in the past. So pull by 408 and Westmoreland and see a BSW on the corner she walks up and says do you have a cigarette I need to smoke, I winked and said yea I have a andrew Jackson cigarette you can smoke. She says ok and hops in decent looking has some baby fat but body was ok so she does LEO check and we head to her spot. Pull up and she says no cim at this point I just need to fall asleep so we start the dream and its ok then she starts gagging and moaning looking me right in my eyes so it was getting better then she went down and played with the boys which was nice. Another 5 mins of gagging and moaning and I unloaded in her mouth LOL oops she opens the door and spits it out she didn't mind to much. So I ask her name and age says she's 39 yrs old looks like early 30's and says her name is AJ aka Awesome Jawesome LOL she sticks her tongue out and opens the door and I wake up. Not a bad dream for. 20 coins but definitely not worthy of that nickname.