Streetwalker Reports

Hey, SG. You have a real knack for beautiful prose but frankly, Dude, I'm getting a little lost with the rambling tale of this cheerleader squad you've hooked up with. I'm not really sure what's fact and fiction. Don't get me wrong, I've read each installment of you're mini-drama with interest but am struggling to understand the plot line. Can you please just give us the Cliff Notes version of what's happening with these girls? If I were to summarize, it sounds something like, a couple of cute chick's have decided to go independent together in a residential location and offer discount prices to a group of regulars but they haven't quite gotten all the logistics worked out. In the interim, you're helping them out as their inside man and putting out a few teasers on here of good things to come in the future. I may have missed an episode or two, but are these girls currently working now and how could one of us hook up with them right now for a "before the store opens" sale?

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2563758]I did the stroll today and was sad to see what I found on Haines. Like most of you, I have a special place in my heart for Casey. She was the head cheerleader for so many years. Her tongue twirling BBBJ's were as legendary as her sweet smile. Unfortunately, I saw her today and when she smiled at me, I saw from a distance what seemed like rotten black teeth. It almost looked like she lost her teeth and her gums were black. As I drove past her I took a mental picture to remind myself never to pick her up again. That mouth will lead to health troubles. Its a shame, she was fun.[/QUOTE]Is out walking a lot lately and many people pass her up. It's sad to see how she has fallen in just a few years. When she first began this profession she was an outstanding cheerleader with excellent skills and attitude. I no longer scoop her either, but have fond memories of her glory days!

[QUOTE=Searsey256;2563605]Is it me or has here been a dry spell lately? St. Pete has been seeming dead lately.

Tampa too. I even went as far north as Dade City. FRIGGIN NOTHIN. Must be several of the SW.

On vacation. Snagged by the fuzz.[/QUOTE]Slow lately because Big Chief Holowbawls has his posse waging a war on both working ladies and the homeless. Over the hump, legendary strumpet rustler Deputy Snotdrizzle has been relentlessly hassling our harlots as well. Many of our finer ladies are temporarily not available, but will return in the near future. Having phone numbers makes the hunt easier, but many ladies just can't seem to hang on to their phones!

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2563781]SG, you have many of us interested, but I'm lost. Does this cheerleader really need help moving furniture or does she need our raging pythons in her mouth? Do you have a name and a more detailed description on this mystery girl? Do you have digits for her? Any additional information would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Keira, long brunette hair ass length, be's, about 5'3', about 105-110 max.

Found near campus, she contacts me at the moment.

I do know they want to go indy UTR but will be around campus till they get settled.

They do need help with furniture but I won't know until they contact me with a day to help, but I won't stir up anymore about them and find help to lift heavy stuff somehow. But they do need raging pythons.

[QUOTE=TeamCommando;2563996]Hey, SG. You have a real knack for beautiful prose but frankly, Dude, I'm getting a little lost with the rambling tale of this cheerleader squad you've hooked up with. I'm not really sure what's fact and fiction. Don't get me wrong, I've read each installment of you're mini-drama with interest but am struggling to understand the plot line. Can you please just give us the Cliff Notes version of what's happening with these girls? If I were to summarize, it sounds something like, a couple of cute chick's have decided to go independent together in a residential location and offer discount prices to a group of regulars but they haven't quite gotten all the logistics worked out. In the interim, you're helping them out as their inside man and putting out a few teasers on here of good things to come in the future. I may have missed an episode or two, but are these girls currently working now and how could one of us hook up with them right now for a "before the store opens" sale?[/QUOTE]Sorry for the getting everyone lost, I guess I was not letting the main head do the reporting, I will keep quiet until I have more positive info for all. They do roam campus but the times they are on campus I have no clue. As far as the classroom opening, maybe a week, they need to get the classroom supplies in before the students come. SG out.

Senior member here in St. Pete for a few days. I read through the threads and it looks like Haines is a good place to start. Can anyone tell me where the boundaries are (I. E. Cross streets)?

[QUOTE=DannyDavis;2564560]Senior member here in St. Pete for a few days. I read through the threads and it looks like Haines is a good place to start. Can anyone tell me where the boundaries are (I. E. Cross streets)?[/QUOTE]54th ave and to 62nd and and Strongest activity around Haines and 28th st.

[QUOTE=DannyDavis;2564560]Senior member here in St. Pete for a few days. I read through the threads and it looks like Haines is a good place to start. Can anyone tell me where the boundaries are (I. E. Cross streets)?[/QUOTE]Check out Post #8765. Beautiful map that will get you to where you need to be.

[QUOTE=TeamCommando;2564612]Check out Post #8765. Beautiful map that will get you to where you need to be.[/QUOTE]I do a square loop, down 34th (us19) to 5th ave,(left) to 16th street (left) up to 9th ave (right) to 4th street,(left) up to 83rd ave, turn around to (u turn) 62nd ave (right) to Haines rd (left) past "The white house"right on 28th street, left on 54th ave, left on 34th st. Hope that helps.

[QUOTE=DannyDavis;2564560]Senior member here in St. Pete for a few days. I read through the threads and it looks like Haines is a good place to start. Can anyone tell me where the boundaries are (I. E. Cross streets)?[/QUOTE]Scroll up to post 8809#.

[QUOTE=TeamCommando;2563996]Hey, SG. You have a real knack for beautiful prose but frankly, Dude, I'm getting a little lost with the rambling tale of this cheerleader squad you've hooked up with. I'm not really sure what's fact and fiction. Don't get me wrong, I've read each installment of you're mini-drama with interest but am struggling to understand the plot line. Can you please just give us the Cliff Notes version of what's happening with these girls? If I were to summarize, it sounds something like, a couple of cute chick's have decided to go independent together in a residential location and offer discount prices to a group of regulars but they haven't quite gotten all the logistics worked out. In the interim, you're helping them out as their inside man and putting out a few teasers on here of good things to come in the future. I may have missed an episode or two, but are these girls currently working now and how could one of us hook up with them right now for a "before the store opens" sale?[/QUOTE]SG has since apologized and I appreciate his candor. We all love a good story. But only a few, like MFP and Mr. Pete Rammer can truly keep my dick in my hand as I hang on to their every word. The minute I lose my boner, is the minute I stop reading. SG, welcome to the board, but please bring some digits and verifiable intel to the table. It will go a long way to gaining some cred from your fellow brothers.

[QUOTE=Lovegunn;2564715]I do a square loop, down 34th (us19) to 5th ave,(left) to 16th street (left) up to 9th ave (right) to 4th street,(left) up to 83rd ave, turn around to (u turn) 62nd ave (right) to Haines rd (left) past "The white house"right on 28th street, left on 54th ave, left on 34th st. Hope that helps.[/QUOTE]I think you meant right on 54th. Anyway, I seem to do about the same route as you and have been using 5th ave as my route between 19 and 4th as of late. I don't know if it's hunter's intuition, but it just "feels" like a street that should have activity. Haven't seen much on it yet though. Has anyone ever had any luck on 5th? Or should I stick to 9th as a go between?

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2564267]Slow lately because Big Chief Holowbawls has his posse waging a war on both working ladies and the homeless. Over the hump, legendary strumpet rustler Deputy Snotdrizzle has been relentlessly hassling our harlots as well. Many of our finer ladies are temporarily not available, but will return in the near future. Having phone numbers makes the hunt easier, but many ladies just can't seem to hang on to their phones![/QUOTE]But you are right. I have been actively on the prowl and I have had little to report (hang my head in shame). 4th street (my favorite stomping grounds) has nothing. 34th street has all the usual gremlins. Haines is too risky for me. I hate admitting it because I know Snotdrizzle is reading our forum and basking in the sun. But rest assured, the tide will turn. My suggestion, let's make 4th street a viable option once again. Encourage our Strumpet's to test the calm, safe and welcoming side roads of 4th street north.

[QUOTE=NightMan69;2564735]I think you meant right on 54th. Anyway, I seem to do about the same route as you and have been using 5th ave as my route between 19 and 4th as of late. I don't know if it's hunter's intuition, but it just "feels" like a street that should have activity. Haven't seen much on it yet though. Has anyone ever had any luck on 5th? Or should I stick to 9th as a go between?[/QUOTE]Actually a brilliant question that I wonder about all the time. It has been discussed in previous reports too, and it appears to be a matter of preference. There are four primary corridors that I use to link 34th and 4th. Central Ave (which you have to do some maneuvering to get to 4th street), 5th Ave North, 54th Ave north and 9th Ave north. I have found Strumpet's on all these corridors, but my greatest success has been on 9th Ave. I find this to be, by far the best corridor to use.

[QUOTE=SGlide;2564459]Keira, long brunette hair ass length, be's, about 5'3', about 105-110 max.

Found near campus, she contacts me at the moment.

I do know they want to go indy UTR but will be around campus till they get settled.

They do need help with furniture but I won't know until they contact me with a day to help, but I won't stir up anymore about them and find help to lift heavy stuff somehow. But they do need raging pythons.[/QUOTE]Are looking for raging pythons, clogged cobras or dangling dragons; they've come to the right place. And moving not too far from Martysville High was another great strategic choice on their part. Could it be that you've discovered an extremely rare and endangered species? Legend has it there was once a race of highly intelligent hotties who lusted for the sacred white python juice. It sounds as if you've made an amazing discovery right here in our own backyard!