Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=CapnJohnSmith;2658785]Found myself south of the city and decided to try one of the Elkridge spots. Never tried them before. I first stopped by Golden HC around 8:00 PM. There were a TON of people hanging out in the strip mall. Many were gathered right next door to Golden. Not to be deterred, I call from the parking lot. I always ask if there is anyone "young and beautiful" available. When I asked, mamasan paused for longer than a few seconds. She replies, "Uhhhhhh. Not very young. But, you come and see. " Needless to say, I passed. There were too many people outside AND mamasan herself said that only grannies were working. So, I call Lotus from the parking lot.

I ask, again, are there any "young and beautiful" women available. Lotus mamasan says, "Uhhh. They are all young and beautiful to me. You come and see. " I laugh and think, what the hell. So, I head over to Lotus.

This was also my first time at Lotus. The parking lot was empty, which was good. I get inside and let mamasan know that I was the one who called a few minutes earlier. Then she starts to say that the younger girls (if there are any) are with other clients. She tells me to meet the provider she's got lined up and actually says that it is OK if I don't want to be with her. Since mamasan was cool about it, I say OK. In walks a granny who looks like she's got scoliosis. She's all bent to one side. I think, "Oh hell no. " On the way out I say thank you to mamasan.

Now, I'm feeling like I'm on a mission. Probably should've just went home, but I didn't. I head over to Hana in Ellicott City. I've been there once before a year ago. Back then I saw Blue, who tried to upsell and only gave me a topless HJ. I call ahead and I'm told that there are always young and beautiful girls. When I arrive, I'm introduced to Junior. She is very hot. OK, I'm getting my hopes up. Junior has huge fake boobs and is thick, but not flabby. Looks to be in her 30's. I pay for the hour, off to the stand-up shower and dry sauna, back to the room.

Firm massage. On the flip, there was major upsell for FS. At this point, I'm thinking with the wrong head and we agree on a donation (1. 4). No kissing. DATY, mish, cowgirl, doggie. If she had a better bedside manner, I wouldn't have minded the donation fee. After I finished, she complained that I took too long. Although I left satisfied, I will not return. Too much of an upsell and bad attitude. Should've waited and gone back to Towson or made a date with a BP girl. Lesson learned.[/QUOTE]Ask for Victoria. One of the rare ones that shaves her snatch and she's a smoking hot MILF.

Was trying to see Apple but she was not available I think I saw a post saying she was going to be back in late November. Saw new girl Mimi. Went for the hour plus shower. Shower was great special attention where needed. Mimi treated me well it was a fun session. It seems like Mimi exercises very toned and made the experience interesting.

[QUOTE=FuqBoi;2657207]So greyline wanted 1. 0 massage was OK lasted about 30 min before flip. After the flip standard HJ tipped. 4 was told more next time. The provider I would say early 30 white girl.[/QUOTE]Hana is a typical AMP with rotating Asian women of older age, most of them look early 40's. Many are quite accomodating the hour fee is. 60 and the full service donation is $. They have a shower and the rooms are fairly nice but no doors, just curtains. Backside of a business park which sometimes may have a Howard county cop car sitting adjacent. If you are in the area its not a bad spot, especially for that side of town. I wouldn't make a special trip for it though.

Greyline, how did the provider look? $. 4 isn't terrible for a hot Caucasian girl under 35. I would be curious what the upsell is on more.

[quote=satya;2656500]who is hana? What was your experience with her?[/quote]hana health spa / 410-XXX-0003 ————▉ ▉ ▉.

Not sure if you are member / lurker but this goes out to the guy from Florida who was at Oriental (Elk Ridge) last night about 6:30. Saw your tag on the way in. Plus over heard you comment that is where you are from.

Sounded like you had a real good time (hate the curtains there). Over heard the woman chiding you about a low tip. You replied that is all you brought.

Come on man - $20.00 tip for a nice HE?

Makes sense now why so many ladies ask for tip up front.

[QUOTE=MarlinMan;2662902]Not sure if you are member / lurker but this goes out to the guy from Florida who was at Oriental (Elk Ridge) last night about 6:30. Saw your tag on the way in. Plus over heard you comment that is where you are from.

Sounded like you had a real good time (hate the curtains there). Over heard the woman chiding you about a low tip. You replied that is all you brought.

Come on man - $20.00 tip for a nice HE?

Makes sense now why so many ladies ask for tip up front.[/QUOTE]Right, furthermore I doubt it was coincidence if $20 was all he had. He should have brought more if that was the case.

The hot looking brunette, Bella is gone. So am I. She was the only hot one there. The first time I saw her I gave her my digits. I asked her to text / call me and I have exchanged a few texts from her. Still hoping she'll agree to get a room and really have some fun! I'll keep you posted on her whereabouts if she was your goto girl in Glen Burnie! MW.

[QUOTE=Krock21;2662782]Hana is a typical AMP with rotating Asian women of older age, most of them look early 40's. Many are quite accomodating the hour fee is. 60 and the full service donation is $. They have a shower and the rooms are fairly nice but no doors, just curtains. Backside of a business park which sometimes may have a Howard county cop car sitting adjacent. If you are in the area its not a bad spot, especially for that side of town. I wouldn't make a special trip for it though.

Greyline, how did the provider look? $. 4 isn't terrible for a hot Caucasian girl under 35. I would be curious what the upsell is on more.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MarcusWeiner;2664456]The hot looking brunette, Bella is gone. So am I. She was the only hot one there. The first time I saw her I gave her my digits. I asked her to text / call me and I have exchanged a few texts from her. Still hoping she'll agree to get a room and really have some fun! I'll keep you posted on her whereabouts if she was your goto girl in Glen Burnie! MW.[/QUOTE]Oh Marcus,

Please if she consents to doing that let us all know! I was getting ready to go tonight but thank god you let me know Bella was gone and saved me the trip!!! you rock bro!



You are the man! Thanks for a really great review. !! Hc.

Anyone been too 8840??

Is yes. Would you let me know.

If no. I will check it out and report back.

Have not seen any posting, so you are batting lead-off!

[QUOTE=KentMm;2665137]Anyone been too 8840??

Is yes. Would you let me know.

If no. I will check it out and report back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2667564]Have not seen any posting, so you are batting lead-off![/QUOTE]I would be the first to check it out but, there is a big disparity in the BP advertising on this particular address.

Coming to Baltimore in a few weeks. Does anyone have info on this young lady?

Thanks for your help.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/Domination/h-o-n-o-r-s-e-r-v-e-g-i-v-e-y-o-u-r-s-e-l-f-2-t-h-e-36ddd-28-37-g-o-d-d-e-s-s/11933246[/URL]

Went there a week back. To the stand alone town house converted massage parlor.

A Chinese Masseuse aroung late thirties or early forties was the only one available.

The place is poorly maintained. The bath where the TS is provided leaked from the roof.

The massage table is a germ breeder, I have been having health issues ever since I had been to that place. MY rating:

Facility: 0/5. Its a mess.

TS 0/5: Didn't offer Table shower initially. She took me to the TS reluctantly and I understood why she hesitated after looking at the TS facility. . She doesn't comprehend what one speaks. She poured cooold water on me without testing the temperature. I felt irritated.

Masseuse 0/5: Big let down, wonder who the other reviewers met. Her looks -1/10. The Masseuse was very poorly organized, didn't have a clue of what she was doing. She couldn't understand or communicate for nuts. I always feel sorry for the Masseuse and have never mind tipping. But there's nothing in here to even pay the house fee.

Massage skills 0/5: Boring, painful rub that stopped in the middle to check for TIPS. I have never felt more miserable.

ST: Was offered but I declined! Need I say more?

This was the f'ckn firrst time in my mongering history, I left the place not wanting an ST. I felt there was no need. There's nothing in the experience.

From the moment the door opened after I rang the bell, I was cursing myself for signing up for this. I have just not learnt to be assertive to say no and exit immediately. !

I was hopeful, I would at least get a good massage for the the house fee.

Damages: 60 + 20 Tips. For a 6 minute massage (to be precise. A RUB behind). I was pissed off when she made a face looking at the generous tip that I offered out of courtesy for the shitty experience. I will never return!

Called up the Spa after a dreaddful experience at Belair Rd Spa.

Was introduced to Mimi.

Plumpy but nice well and behaved. Speaks good english and very friendly.

My review.

Masseuse looks: 7/10. Plumpy and proportionately built. She makes up with her courteousness and good behaviour.

Facility 4/5: Neat and clean.

TS 4/5: Engaging & playful.

Massage skils 3/5: Not the best but just does the job.

ST 5/5: Very accomodating and took good care.

Damages: $70 House fee and $100 Tips.

I will return!

[QUOTE=BabyLight333;2669707]Coming to Baltimore in a few weeks. Does anyone have info on this young lady?

Thanks for your help.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/Domination/h-o-n-o-r-s-e-r-v-e-g-i-v-e-y-o-u-r-s-e-l-f-2-t-h-e-36ddd-28-37-g-o-d-d-e-s-s/11933246[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm curious myself. The few "Tantra" massages I've had always end up sucking. But I keep looking for the one that I'll blow me away. Tantra and Nuru the great monger mysteries.