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Needed to get my back walked on, so pulled into Healthy Angel around 6:15 and right in front of it is unk casselberry's ford escape! I thought he might be in the pawn shop, so I pulled out the ipad and played temple run for a sec. Well. 30 minutes later after the people shut down the store I realized he must be in the massage joint. So, I left to go finish my other errands / business, and drove back by and sure enough, his car was STILL THERE! WTF?
Dreamed my first dream of Magic Therapy last week, and drew Cici. The TS was nice and thorough. The massage was decent. Not the best I've had, but I'd say good enough. On the flip, there was no negotiation and I left happy and relaxed.
My main complaint is that Cici is apparently a bit chatty (or was with me, at least) , and unfortunately may not have a strong understanding of our cultural / social norms. I realize I'm not a handsome guy, but I'd prefer not to have to listen to her talk about my flaws for half of the massage. Don't misunderstand, I don't think she was trying to be mean (she actually seems pretty sweet). It's just that she has that cultural dead-honesty that is frequently present in many Asian cultures. Rationally, I understand it and don't hold it against her. But at the same time, I like to be pampered when I get a massage, not be made to feel self-conscious.
[QUOTE=TopGun9181;1535219]How did that happen, I been there a bunch of times and got great massage but it was always a do it your self place. Whats your secret.[/QUOTE].
No secret maybe just the girl who says she has been there a month. Descent looking all natural small tits and limited roaming but hey I still left happy. I went and really was not expecting anything but She had on some jean shorts so I did the typical test of rubbing on her legs a little. Then when she was massaging my hamstrings I did a few grinds and butt lifts and she took the bait. On the flip she said. 40 for HE. She did not take off top but I was able to lift it up and her bra to play with nipples. But for. 95 total for a good massage, HE, and TS. I will had to try and repeat with her.
Visited Mya a couple weeks ago. Her place was ok but the massage was fantastic. Mya really gets into the massage. Draping was optional and we all lived happily ever after. Senior members can PM me for details.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/its-your-time/6951909[/url]
Looking for a good body rub in the Kirkman or idrive any suggestions h. E. Menus is a plus
[QUOTE=HomerSimp;1536561]Needed to get my back walked on, so pulled into Healthy Angel around 6:15 and right in front of it is unk casselberry's ford escape! I thought he might be in the pawn shop, so I pulled out the ipad and played temple run for a sec. Well. 30 minutes later after the people shut down the store I realized he must be in the massage joint. So, I left to go finish my other errands / business, and drove back by and sure enough, his car was STILL THERE! WTF?[/QUOTE]It was parked there all weekend long so they weren't getting a massage. Looks like an intimidation tactic to me.
Anyone have the honor to try this new AMP out in kissimmee. By the way it looks I think its across from Body Works next to 7/11. If anyone been there please give me some info. I will be checking it out in a week or so.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-10-off-asian-masseuses/6611346[/url]
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Recently saw this great indie off of Lee Road in WP. Pics are definitely real and she has a phenomenal attitude. I can tell with her, YMMV but there are good times to be had. While I doubt you can get FS, the menu is pretty open. She is without a doubt one of the top indies I have seen in the past few years. What more can you ask for; a hot provider, open menu and great attitude. Don't be an asshole. Treat her right.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fantasy-feel-goooood-36/7027441[/url]
I am bored and looking for some new indies in the city. Send me a recommendation or review via PM and I will give you details regarding my recent visit seeing the elusive Tara Marie. I saw her for the first time last week. Cheers lads.
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[QUOTE=Golfer3354; 1537132]Visited Mya a couple weeks ago. Her place was ok but the massage was fantastic. Mya really gets into the massage. Draping was optional and we all lived happily ever after. Senior members can PM me for details.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/its-your-time/6951909[/url][/QUOTE]Have seen her at least a dozen times. She was highly skilled before she went to massage school. She's a real sweetheart and has never disappointed. Don't worry about the dog or neighborhood.
[QUOTE=TopGun9181; 1537477]Anyone have the honor to try this new AMP out in kissimmee. By the way it looks I think its across from Body Works next to 7/11. If anyone been there please give me some info. I will be checking it out in a week or so.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-10-off-asian-masseuses/6611346[/url][/QUOTE]Its next to bodyworks. Same parking area just in the shopping plaza. I'm pretty sure I posted a review but long and short the first un attractive lady to start massage was front desk girl early 30 and she had no idea what she was doing. 4 interrupts later the actual therapist comes in, older and un attractive. She sucked just as bad but was worse cause her attitude sucked. She looked and acted like she hated her life, tried covering my man on the flip and just leaned on me watching clock. To my surprise she gave a reluctant he. Tipped. 20 she complained usual is. 40. She is lucky I even tipped with how God awful she was. Plus when I called for exact location a mans voice in background was helping with directions, ruined the fantasy for my toft.
But hey, who am I to say you won't have a good experience. You just have 3-4 solid options within a mile.
I also had a bad upsell experience at body with damn 90 door fee ontop. And this new one is 90 unless you mention 10 off add.
Anyways, good luck be safe!
JD
[QUOTE=Jay7005; 1535585]Originally Posted by Magic74 in Strip Club Reports post 435: "Awesome balls. How about you post some useful information? I've read all 12 of your worthless post. Don't come on here being all high and mighty when you have not contributed anything of value to the forum."
This is from November a year ago. Same complaint about AB. Now he is up to 50+ posts, and still very little actual info. If you read his posts, they are mostly argumentative rants against everyone who disagrees with him.
Here's a thought, if AB just wants to share his thoughts with random people, maybe he should try Twitter or Facebook. But this board is more than opinions. This board is about useful information.[/QUOTE]My, aren't you the angry man? Who said anything about being high & mighty? All I've done is point out some simple facts. Such as it's OK to report on a provider who is in the sex industry, even if she asks that you don't make a report.
One of the infractions that we see here from time to time is a note that a post was deleted because it discouraged people from posting information. Well, isn't that what I'm battling, too? Post valid, relevant information if you have it.
As for me, I'm here HOPING and WAITING for something useful in Orlando. Unfortunately, the folks who like to post here are so damn afraid to say anything that their reports are practically useless. That's why I drive over to Brevard county and go to Paradise Men's Club. It's well reported. I could post more of the same that's already reported, if it makes you happy, but it wouldn't be on this part of the board. When I was in Las Vegas, I reported a couple of misadventures there.
However, I live in Orlando among you folks. Lots of infighting, little useful or relevant information, and most of you seem happy to get a reach around. What the hell am I supposed to add to that? It's not worth my time or money to waste on a jerkoff.
Been here once before and got an ok legit massage for. 55. Saw them advertising on body rub section, so thought I would try them again. Got a. 55 legit massage for a second time. I would say 8 on the massage side, but don't think the body rub is in play.
They use to have 2 locations and now only 1. I think they are trying false advertising to increase traffic. I would go back for a descent massage at an affordable price, but don't expect extras.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/let-us-pamper-you-and-provide-vip-treatement-massage-connection-therapy-and-spa-5500-hour-30/7033118[/url]
I'll start by saying I feel like this is the first time I've seen a women naked COMBINED with my first wedgie. Weird I know. I need a drink now.
So it's 3 in the afternoon, who dreams in the afternoon I know, I stop by Sunshine off 192, the one at 4775. Layout is same as prior reviews, couch in lobby, no window only door to back. Nice angel (carlee?) leads me into a room asks how long my dream is for and I reply 1 hour, $.7 she says, then asks about a TS. I say yes. She says get naked I'll go warm shower up. She's back minute later and directs me to shower, standard setup. As she is washing me she rubs littledoggjohnson and says oh, I'm sorry I did even ask to touch your Private. I proceed to tell her my PRIVATE first class is the one in need of touching hence I reason I'm here, oh duh. We chat a little during rest of shower then it's back to the room.
Side notes, upon arrival she was in a black mini skirt, black baby doll top. After we get to room she says to lie down while she cleans shower and changes? I'm thinking this better be a damn long dream. She returns wearing a hot little black and white low cut high dress. I'm liking the direction Mr. Sandman is headed now. More notes, she is 5'6" ish. 32-24c model lens, slender shape firm ample endzone.
Back to the front lines. She begins rubbing me with light oil, no my favorite but she says she'll run hot towels and alcohol on me after? As she rubs me I start exploring the countryside like an eagle scout. I head north from down under and she is COMMANDO! She jumps says I'm fast, I reply it's only fair since she started it in the TS. As she continues I continue as well. She discusses the cost of war and rules of engagement. Here's where things get nazi like. She says flip hen ask what I'm hunting. I reply full domain of foreign land and that I'm prepare to invest $ towards it. She LAUGHES and says she just do a HJ, my turn to laugh. I reply what did you think your able to provide at $? She says short CBJ and HJ with dress wrapped around midsection. No finger dipping or licking bolts allow. LOL, sadly I'm a fool for wanting to bust a nut with cash in my pocket. I agree (no need to slam me of board). So she takes my investment heads to corporate and comes back with wrapping paper. She goes in as she wraps me, I'll be a man and admit I went a little soft over wasting money so she had to tease it to wrap it. INSTANT idea, I'm going to make her work for it. I think and every grandmother, manboob, and twig and berries I can to show her up. She stops her oral speech in less than 90 secs and switches to hands on. Now I'm fuming so 6-8 minutes later after I've rubbed the kitty and pissd her off she stops COLD turkey asks if I want to * her and end it quick. LOL victory at last. I say yes, wrapper goes on and I bomb Japan. Hardcore edge of table hands holding wall for support go another 6-8 minutes see her getting pissed so I pull the cord finish flying over her promise land and my rain of little men on her midsection before she covers her face and says not there. Smile in conquesting fashion as she takes hot towels and wipes me down. Dress and roll on. She tells me next time ring $.4-$$ for it I say I'll go to better places for that silly girl. Moral of story, could have been better but left happy. Probable not to return.
BigDogg heading to the water bowl.
[QUOTE=Awesome Balls;1538216]My, aren't you the angry man? Who said anything about being high & mighty? All I've done is point out some simple facts.[/QUOTE]First, not angry at all. Believe me, I am not invested enough in this board to get angry about anything posted here.
Second, the high and mighty comment wasnt mine, rather it was a quote from a year ago from another monger. I was reprinting for reference.
Third, simple facts would be great, if accompanied by any relevant info. In other words, have you seen a provider, and have you shared with anyone said experience?
Hope to see an actual review from you soon. Otherwise, you are just taking up valuable space on the board.
Have a great day.
Anyone know which place got busted? I see 2 AMP on the mugshots.