Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=Tuffy12;1989063]Nice try, but I suspect it is hopeless.[/QUOTE]You guys made me spit my coffee on my tablet I laughed so hard. Now to wipe off my tablet, damn.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1988958]Easy simple rules.
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A2.[/QUOTE]I copied and pasted this post to Google and cannot find where A 2 got the text from.

[QUOTE=TheGoodSh;1989318]Can we read lazy / stupid posts? Yes. Are they painful, and sometimes impossible to make sense of? Yes.

The whole point of posting, AT ALL, is to communicate. Guys want to communicate with each other here and give and receive info. Girls want to entice customers to come see them. Communication is the WHOLE POINT. And effective communication is better than ineffective communication. Since you can't stand if front of each other and make hand gestures like a fucking chimpanzee, your going to have to use your words, asshole.

The truth is that grammar exists for a reason, it isn't just for the hell of it. I know that's how it must look to you. Because to you it all seems arbitrary and confusing. Your points are a weak and ignorant series of excuses. You don't like grammar because you're too lazy. Fine. You don't like people complaining about it, shut the hell up and move on, right? Why give people advice, you don't take yourself?

Imagine if you you didn't know how to add, or divide, or figure out percentages or fractions. It's no different. These are basic fucking life skills. It'd be one thing if you're disabled, but to be PROUD of your inability or unwillingness to speak or write clearly and effectively is just pathetic.

And all your shitty self-centered indolence has a real impact on the world. Once a week, a man in Buenos Aires is missing out on a blowjob, because you are too fucking lazy to type correctly. A fucking blowjob!

So I hope you're proud of yourselves.[/QUOTE]That man in Buenos Aires is reading my post anyway. Until I have 6 months here and so many post, my post get reviewed. They are not posted until they have been approved. Never has it been my intention to have him wasting time on my post, I think if he is honest, he doesn't spend very much on editing my post. Maybe I am wrong.

I did not say I do not try to write clearly or effective. When I said, "I fall under the don't give a shit, lazy and might have been stoned through high school category." I was stating that while I was in school I was too damn lazy to pay attention in class. Not stating I don't give a shit about how my post come across. I don't think my post are so painful to read. I am sure I screw some shit up but I don't believe it's to the point that it's painful to try and figure out what I am saying. If my postings have been such a burden on A2 to edit I would have thought he would have privately or publicly let me know.

None of this is confusing to me except that somebody would let their blood pressure go through the roof over somebody else's lack or grammar skills. Never did I say I don't like grammar. Never did I say I was unwilling to write clearly or effectively. I always press the preview post report to try to make sure what I post does sound coherent and make sense.

My post was not to say I a could care less about my communication skills. It was about people losing their minds when someone post with poor grammar. That I don't understand.

This isn't in blue so it's me, the guy, not A2 the godlike presence on the forum.

I loath when people excuse ignorance and your post boarded on celebrating it. "I'm happi that I'm stupid and all you nerds that rite gud ar fuking idiots." I don't castigate people that obviously lack either the intelligence or education to write well. There are some providers here (the forum in general, not Sincy in particular) that are practically illiterate, I just fix their posts and move on because they seem like sweet people. Championing ignorance however is an equine of an entirely different hue, that deserves the contempt it's receiving.

Do you think I'm exaggerating?

[QUOTE]Your awful anal about you're grammar. Them girls I was seeing told me about this post & when I seen what you wrote I just had to reply.[/QUOTE]You're awfully anal about your grammar. Some of the girls I have seen (not sure if you can use plural here because unless they were literally speaking at the same time one of them told you first) told me about this post, and when I had seen what you wrote, I just had to reply. (Though I would have said, felt compelled, or wanted, because using had implies a lack of options and you could have chosen to remain mute on the subject).

It got worse after that.

Yes it's a pissing match and I suggest you quit while you're only this far behind, it's not going to get better.

A2.

[QUOTE=BuyingSmiles;1989371]That man in Buenos Aires is reading my post anyway. Until I have 6 months here and so many post, my post get reviewed. They are not posted until they have been approved. Never has it been my intention to have him wasting time on my post, I think if he is honest, he doesn't spend very much on editing my post. Maybe I am wrong.

I did not say I do not try to write clearly or effective. When I said, "I fall under the don't give a shit, lazy and might have been stoned through high school category." I was stating that while I was in school I was too damn lazy to pay attention in class. Not stating I don't give a shit about how my post come across. I don't think my post are so painful to read. I am sure I screw some shit up but I don't believe it's to the point that it's painful to try and figure out what I am saying. If my postings have been such a burden on A2 to edit I would have thought he would have privately or publicly let me know.

None of this is confusing to me except that somebody would let their blood pressure go through the roof over somebody else's lack or grammar skills. Never did I say I don't like grammar. Never did I say I was unwilling to write clearly or effectively. I always press the preview post report to try to make sure what I post does sound coherent and make sense.

My post was not to say I a could care less about my communication skills. It was about people losing their minds when someone post with poor grammar. That I don't understand.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;1989462]This isn't in blue so it's me, the guy, not A2 the godlike presence on the forum.

I loath when people excuse ignorance and your post boarded on celebrating it. "I'm happi that I'm stupid and all you nerds that rite gud ar fuking idiots." I don't castigate people that obviously lack either the intelligence or education to write well. There are some providers here (the forum in general, not Sincy in particular) that are practically illiterate, I just fix their posts and move on because they seem like sweet people. Championing ignorance however is an equine of an entirely different hue, that deserves the contempt it's receiving.

Do you think I'm exaggerating?

You're awfully anal about your grammar. Some of the girls I have seen (not sure if you can use plural here because unless they were literally speaking at the same time one of them told you first) told me about this post, and when I had seen what you wrote, I just had to reply. (Though I would have said, felt compelled, or wanted, because using had implies a lack of options and you could have chosen to remain mute on the subject).

It got worse after that.

Yes it's a pissing match and I suggest you quit while you're only this far behind, it's not going to get better.

A2.[/QUOTE]Well the opening statement was my attempt to be funny. Festellung's said "And if I read one more sentence that includes "I seen" or "we was" or "them girls," my head may simply explode." Before that he said "Is the difference between "your" and "you're" (not to mention the abominable "your") really so incomprehensible?" I just made a random sentence with that included "I seen" and "them girls" along with with using your & you're in the wrong place.

What about the person that really lacks the education or writing skills to write a coherent post? I mean we do welcome all info right? Just curious. Be safe I'm out.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1989557][BLUE]I deleted the rest of the post … try and save whatever dignity you have left and stop posting in the review threads.

Sorry guys but this kind of dishonest [b]HORSESHIT[/b] really pisses me off. I'm a plain spoken guy and I'm responsible for what I say. I expect others to do the same.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Did the rest of you read this and imagine hearing it in the voice of god (Charleston Heston, I think) followed by a lightning crack and a thunderclap. LOL.

This has got to be a new high water mark in A2 calling it like it is. To quote the great street poets of our time, "BOOM.". Please note, the auto-correct feature of the web page puts the punctuation outside the quotes in spite of the recent "tittie tutorial.".

Not sure if quoting blue is kosher but couldn't resist. If I have sinned, smite me not O Mighty Blue One. At least I figured out how to move this to The Octagon.

Have a great day.

Dz.

[QUOTE=Dweezil;1989694]Did the rest of you read this and imagine hearing it in the voice of god (Charleston Heston, I think) followed by a lightning crack and a thunderclap. LOL.

This has got to be a new high water mark in A2 calling it like it is. To quote the great street poets of our time, "BOOM.". Please note, the auto-correct feature of the web page puts the punctuation outside the quotes in spite of the recent "tittie tutorial.".

Not sure if quoting blue is kosher but couldn't resist. If I have sinned, smite me not O Mighty Blue One. At least I figured out how to move this to The Octagon.

Have a great day.

Dz.[/QUOTE]Amen! A2 said everything I was thinking when I saw that sorry excuse of a "political style" spin. She should run for Congress just so I can vote against her.

[QUOTE=HuntLadys29;1989688]What about the person that really lacks the education or writing skills to write a coherent post? I mean we do welcome all info right? Just curious. Be safe I'm out.[/QUOTE]When I read a post, and I can tell it's from somebody with a room temp IQ (I'm not being cruel, just objective) I put them on perm moderation and just clean up their writing a little. I edit for clarity and ease of reading. I don't say anything about it, I just clean it up some. If they have a few things they do repetitively I send them a PM showing an example and ask them as a favor to me if they could stop doing those few things.

I'm not mean or condescending about it, I try and coach a little if I can. A2 believes that the strong were put on the earth to protect, not exploit, or denigrate the weak or unfortunate. Whenever possible I use my super powers only for the service of mankind.

A2.

[quote]EatinCrayons AKA Lexi.

So let me start of by that this is my first post. I am verified and I do have references so to the posting point I am a newbie. To the game I am not as I explain to EatinCrayons. I have references such as Molly Daniels who is still a close friend, Delicious Dawn who I've not seen in awhile because she was UTR and Carmen L Perez.

Carmen, hands down, has given me the best BBBJ I've ever had. Hands down. If you question it, I'll even meet up with her to make a video if she wants to put that out there. Molly is a close friend an coolest chick I've ever met from here as well as Dawn whose's purrrrrs as well as spinner body will rock your world. All who I have mentioned are tope GFE for the price and cool chicks who you can sit around and have an evening conversation with and not even think of it. Now onto EatinCrayons / Lexi.

We started off wrong and end completely right. I came up to here house, an incall at her residents. I waited outside but because it was so cold and my phone froze we were miscommunicated. After I came back after a long heated discussion, I'm glad I did. I'm younger but lover older, more mature women because to me, they provide the best service. I was greeted with a nice PlayBoy lingerie outfit, candles and apologies from both sides.

Sexy, cunning, positive attitude, sexiness, and good conversation led a hour appt. Into a 2 and half hour discussion and never charged.

The goods: Amazing body, great attitude, great BBBJ and GFE. I can't wait to do an overnight. By far my new ATF. 2 hrs of conversation, kissing, cuddling, and fooling around to climax at her having an orgasm. I'd keep her all to myself but I feel that would take a year to satisfy her hunger. Can't wait till our next appt EatinCrayons. Press on fellow mongers.

-College.[/quote]Come on, Ms. Eatin Crayons, we know it's you just trying to cover the incredibly negative press on you here after your insult of the other ladies posting here. Your grammar and writing style gives you away. You may very well be buddies with Molly, but she has lots of friends on your side of the business. The other comments have been posted here by other real mongers. Fess up, lady!

[QUOTE=Admin2;1989818]When I read a post, and I can tell it's from somebody with a room temp IQ (I'm not being cruel, just objective) I put them on perm moderation and just clean up their writing a little. I edit for clarity and ease of reading. I don't say anything about it, I just clean it up some. If they have a few things they do repetitively I send them a PM showing an example and ask them as a favor to me if they could stop doing those few things.

I'm not mean or condescending about it, I try and coach a little if I can. A2 believes that the strong were put on the earth to protect, not exploit, or denigrate the weak or unfortunate. Whenever possible I use my super powers only for the service of mankind.

A2.[/QUOTE]I know I am out of my zone over here, but I enjoy reading the banter more than watching Cinemax! Be that as it may, I have to agree with the grammar police. We should strive to improve and excel, NOT celebrate stupidity.

Now, on to the reason for my post...

USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO SEND THAT FINE BA PUSSY UP HERE MOTHERFUCKER! THAT, is the kind of service to mankind I'm thinking about! ;) .

Peace

PK

[QUOTE=Admin2;1988958]Easy simple rules.

Never double up your punctuation except when you're posting a truncated quote or you're leaving something to the readers imagination, then and [B]only[/B] then use an ellipse, (three periods) they are not used to replace a comma.

Your / you're; easy as fucking pie. Your is possessive, "Your titties are HUGE." You're is a contraction of you are. "You're a woman with big ass titties."

There / their / they're; There is a place "I see some big titties over there." Their is possessive "Their titties are fucking huge." They're is another contraction for "they are." "Where are those huge ass titties? They're in the bathroom taking a shower."

Punctuation ALWAYS goes inside of quotation marks. "Always like this." "Never like this".

Nouns and verbs must agree in number. If the noun is singular the verb must be as well.

Punctuation short cut; Every mobile device in the fucking world is hard wired to insert a period and capitalize the following word when you double space.

These are the major offenders on this forum. If you guys stopped fucking up this shit I would have time to get an extra blowjob every week.

A2.[/QUOTE]Now that was awesome. It is a bit early in 2014, but this might get nominated for the best post of the year.

[QUOTE=BuyingSmiles;1988752]Your awful anal about you're grammar. Them girls I was seeing told me about this post & when I seen what you wrote I just had to reply.[/QUOTE]Let's help you out here before my head (the big one, not the little one) explodes:

[I]You're [B]very[/B] anal retentive about your grammar. Some of the girls I see told me about this post, and when I read what you wrote, I felt compelled to reply.[/I]

For the record AWFUL does not work:

Aw·ful (ôfəl)

Very bad or unpleasant.

"the place smelled awful"

Synonyms: disgusting, horrible, terrible, dreadful, ghastly, nasty, vile, foul, revolting, repulsive, repugnant, odious, sickening, nauseating;.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1989818]When I read a post, and I can tell it's from somebody with a room temp IQ (I'm not being cruel, just objective) I put them on perm moderation and just clean up their writing a little. I edit for clarity and ease of reading. I don't say anything about it, I just clean it up some. If they have a few things they do repetitively I send them a PM showing an example and ask them as a favor to me if they could stop doing those few things.

I'm not mean or condescending about it, I try and coach a little if I can. A2 believes that the strong were put on the earth to protect, not exploit, or denigrate the weak or unfortunate. Whenever possible I use my super powers only for the service of mankind.

A2.[/QUOTE]That's fair enough I didn't know you took the time to do that. Thanks for the reply.

PD I'm a pretty good writer but wasn't an English major. Can one never use awfully here?

[QUOTE=PhatDaty;1989989]For the record AWFUL does not work[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;1990212]PD I'm a pretty good writer but wasn't an English major. Can one never use awfully here?[/QUOTE]Awful is an adjective. Awfully is an adverb that can mean "very." Yes, you could say awfully anal. But she didn't. She said awful anal, which is incorrect.

[QUOTE=Glockman;1990224]Awful is an adjective. Awfully is an adverb that can mean "very." Yes, you could say awfully anal. But she didn't. She said awful anal, which is incorrect.[/QUOTE]Maybe, just maybe, the ANAL was AWFUL? As in, "Very bad or unpleasant" OR "the place smelled awful".

PWAHAHAHAH!

Sorry, fellas;) I've been getting blown almost as much as A2 this year, so far, and I am giggling like a schoolboy! Just can't help myself!

Peace.

PK.

[QUOTE=LokiPk;1990277]Maybe, just maybe, the ANAL was AWFUL? As in, "Very bad or unpleasant" OR "the place smelled awful".

PWAHAHAHAH!

Sorry, fellas;) I've been getting blown almost as much as A2 this year, so far, and I am giggling like a schoolboy! Just can't help myself!

Peace.

PK.[/QUOTE]I was blown so well today I heard angels singing. Seriously, angels, singing, out loud.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1990212]PD I'm a pretty good writer but wasn't an English major. Can one never use awfully here?[/QUOTE]About two centuries ago, the British and many from New England would use the adjective form of awful to describe something as inspiring reverential wonder or fear. Modern usage tends to prefer awe-inspiring, awesome, impressive.

Awfully can be used in the adverbial form to mean very or extremely, but it is usually informal and used only in spoken language, and tends to be frowned on in written form since it is preferred to be an adverb that connotes a negative impression (terribly, poorly, dreadfully, atrociously, appallingly etc)., but given this is an informal chat room, I suppose it is much like a running conversation. At least it is not as bad as those that use text language in their posts.

I know some are thinking we are being picky about malapropism, but unless they are cute or endearing (Yogi Berra) they can be annoying or even worse cause a lack of clarity.

My pet peeve is when folks say "for all intensive purposes" rather than the correct "for all intents and purposes."

No one is suggesting you have to have your posts pass inspection from an English professor, but when it comes to clear communication; it is worth taking some time to clean up some of the common and habitual mistakes. The best argument for trying to improve your language skills (and a comprehensive list of common errors) is made by this guy:

[URL]http://public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Glockman;1990224]Awful is an adjective. Awfully is an adverb that can mean "very." Yes, you could say awfully anal. But she didn't. She said awful anal, which is incorrect.[/QUOTE]

Correct, sir.

I also think it is important to make sure the full phrase ANAL RETENTIVE is used correctly. To just say anal, on a site like this, can indeed be unclear as Loki pointed out quite humorously.

When the initial flub was "your awful anal" I couldn't decide if the writer was saying A2's ass stunk, or if his skill at fucking people in the ass was poor. The third option I suppose could be that he cries like a baby when one of his providers uses the strap-on, but somehow I don't see A2 being into that particular kink.

A2 could you get your lady off her knees long enough to check the site again from MALWARE WARNINGS Oh great one. Have a good weekend and may all your problems in this venue be LITTLE ONES!

[QUOTE=PuntangMan;1990999]A2 could you get your lady off her knees long enough to check the site again from MALWARE WARNINGS Oh great one. Have a good weekend and may all your problems in this venue be LITTLE ONES![/QUOTE]Yes. Each time I got on the board today, my malware blocked an explorer. Exe virus.

I've continually gotten IP-BLOCK 81.177.6.231 Type: outgoing, Port: 65392 - Port changes but the IP remains the same. Today only.

[QUOTE=PuntangMan;1990999]A2 could you get your lady off her knees long enough to check the site again from MALWARE WARNINGS Oh great one. Have a good weekend and may all your problems in this venue be LITTLE ONES![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Glockman;1991053]Yes. Each time I got on the board today, my malware blocked an explorer. Exe virus.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RatherB;1991182]I've continually gotten IP-BLOCK 81.177.6.231 Type: outgoing, Port: 65392 - Port changes but the IP remains the same. Today only.[/QUOTE]I've been on the site all day and I got nothing.

A2.

[QUOTE=RatherB;1991182]I've continually gotten IP-BLOCK 81.177.6.231 Type: outgoing, Port: 65392 - Port changes but the IP remains the same. Today only.[/QUOTE]I am getting the same thing. Mostly when first logged in or when going back to the main forum page, but I also got it when I came into this forum.

I'm not having any problem and never have. Maybe it's because I never log off. I leave the tab open all the time.

On at 10:19 EST Sat. Morning, no problems.

Cheech.

Was getting redirected on my phone browser (Chrome for Droid) to an address that was obviously bunk. Virus scan on the phone came up clean fwiw (which may be nothing, my knowledge of this sort of thing is woefully limited).

Edit: this was a day or two ago. Nothing so far today

I'm getting one labeled [URL]humanhuman.net[/URL] IP address 81.177.6.231 Just started a couple days ago, I've had it befoere.

Malware warning still active Does anyone know if they have a psy warning and if so what ladies have it on their web sites? Can't evr have enough of those kind of good psy warnings. Maybe Malware NO Habla Ingles LOL.

[QUOTE=PuntangMan;1991762]Malware warning still active Does anyone know if they have a psy warning and if so what ladies have it on their web sites? Can't evr have enough of those kind of good psy warnings. Maybe Malware NO Habla Ingles LOL.[/QUOTE]I haven't had any problems at all. But I also never log out and always leave the tab open. I also only use my iPhone. All I do is open my internet app and open the tab for the guide. Not sure if this is why I usually don't have many problems with viruses or not but it's very rare that I ever have problems.

P.S. I hope all you great gentlemen are staying warm and has found that perfect lady here to snuggle to and to warm you up. XOXOXO.

She looks cute but I am not that stupid! I will stay as far away from her as I can! Don't even want to say who she is advertising on here.

This would be one of my biggest fears, meeting someone I know.

How can I explain to the missus why I have a burner phone. I can keep it in the car turned off, but would need to charge it once in a while.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Upullandpay;1993502]She looks cute but I am not that stupid! I will stay as far away from her as I can! Don't even want to say who she is advertising on here.

This would be one of my biggest fears, meeting someone I know.[/QUOTE]That would be almost as bad as a friend's wife or girlfriend being the provider! Not sure which of us would be more embarrassed in that situation!

[QUOTE=MassageIt;1993622]How can I explain to the missus why I have a burner phone. I can keep it in the car turned off, but would need to charge it once in a while.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Plug it in while you drive to work.

[QUOTE=SkirtChasa;1993684]That would be almost as bad as a friend's wife or girlfriend being the provider! Not sure which of us would be more embarrassed in that situation![/QUOTE]I ever had back in the day. She told me what she needed at home and wasn't getting it and I gave it to her in spades and vice versa. The woman could stone fuck and loved it hard and often and when the well dried up she came back for more off the clock With three kids she could risk discovery so she just fucked and sucked between clients and then she gave it up as she said it was getting too risky which I understood Doesn't work for everyone but did for me.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1991367]I've been on the site all day and I got nothing.

A2.[/QUOTE]Only reads SPANGLISH and is confused Kinda like the O website LOL Seriously if it wasn't for my Maware Bytes and CC Cleaner I would be up to my ass in Malware Is this Argentinas way of getting revenge for fking all it's women down there LOL At least we know who is keeping the economy going.

[QUOTE=MassageIt;1993622]How can I explain to the missus why I have a burner phone. I can keep it in the car turned off, but would need to charge it once in a while.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Tell her you need it as an emergency backup in case your regular cell phone dies, is lost, left somewhere else, or the battery runs down. More difficult to explain is why you have a condom in the glove compartment. :D

This morning, about every four minutes my malware program is blocking virus iexplore.exe from this site. Buying the pro version of malwarebytes is probably the best $25.00 I ever spent.