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I will not get into with this troll I will just say that I am an experiences senior member from Tallahassee. When I moved here I created a new account. I found a provider I would like to keep on the low because I would prefer not to travel to atlanta every time I get that itch. So for people like slump your loss, but I didn't want others out there to give up or make that long journey to atlanta.
[QUOTE=BigLoadForU;2914768]Stopped by 'One Massage' in Birmingham on my way back from a trip. The massage was average and there were no upgrades offered. Older Asian lady and no teasing. I felt like it was a bad idea going in, but thought it was worth a try as I was really in the mood for a good massage. Just have to keep looking for a decent place.[/QUOTE]Wow, that is surprising. I visit here more often than I should. What can I say things is dry in BHM. I've never left with anything less than I wanted. Which sometimes isn't a lot since the staff is more often than not well past their prime. But like I've said before I have a thing for the asians.
It ain't nothing like the old days.
[QUOTE=StoneWall;2919679]I will not get into with this troll I will just say that I am an experiences senior member from Tallahassee. When I moved here I created a new account. I found a provider I would like to keep on the low because I would prefer not to travel to atlanta every time I get that itch. So for people like slump your loss, but I didn't want others out there to give up or make that long journey to atlanta.[/QUOTE]I moved here from Florida some years back. I kept my same account as a Senior Member to give me credibility rather than start all over from scratch. Anyone that cared was able to check out my old posts and know that any post I made was legitimate.
Has anyone seen this one.
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/im-a-beautiful-young-country-girl-ready-to-rock-your-world/15155072[/URL]
Price too steep for me to toftt.
I saw her 2 yrs ago and never repeated. Went further down hill fast. She IS your typical SW on BP.
Spend your $ somewhere else.
[QUOTE=TideLover;2936588]Has anyone seen this one.
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/im-a-beautiful-young-country-girl-ready-to-rock-your-world/15155072[/URL]
Price too steep for me to toftt.[/QUOTE]
I wish these massage places around town would change their ads. Some of them have been open 3-4 years and they still advertise "grand opening. ".
[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;2938802]I wish these massage places around town would change their ads. Some of them have been open 3-4 years and they still advertise "grand opening. ".[/QUOTE]Always Grand Opening. Nothing grand about it.
[QUOTE=TideLover;2939475]Always Grand Opening. Nothing grand about it.[/QUOTE]As in Going out of Business sales. Always going out of business but still around. Some brag about "we have been going out of business longer than any other store. " ha.
Chinese Buffets. Same thing. LOL!
[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;2938802]I wish these massage places around town would change their ads. Some of them have been open 3-4 years and they still advertise "grand opening. ".[/QUOTE]
I have made several visits with Kimberly (place near Holiday Inn Airport) massage quality 6½/10 sorta sensual with mild grazing. Upsell for pelvic floor massage but no touching of the one eye dude. Basically expect nothing more than massage.
I went and saw her once. Massage was horrible. She didn't want to put in any effort whatsoever. I needed a good deep massage and she said deep tissue massages weren't good for you. I wasn't about to waste time arguing the point with her. She spent 30 minutes massaging my inner thigh and I was completely nude BTW. She got on this rant about people wanting sex from her or for her to do certain things, and she would say "these people couldn't afford me if I did that. " As she was talking I'm looking at her thinking "you do have a mirror right?" The whole experience, in a storage she'd, her weirdness. I never once considered going back. I love reading these ads. There's a woman named Tia in the body rub section on BP who says in her ad "absolutely no sexual services. " Yet she has pics of her in her panties and one where she's nude in the shower. I'm not sure who she thinks she's fooling.
[QUOTE=TideLover;2944584]I have made several visits with Kimberly (place near Holiday Inn Airport) massage quality 6/10 sorta sensual with mild grazing. Upsell for pelvic floor massage but no touching of the one eye dude. Basically expect nothing more than massage.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TideLover;2944584]I have made several visits with Kimberly (place near Holiday Inn Airport) massage quality 6/10 sorta sensual with mild grazing. Upsell for pelvic floor massage but no touching of the one eye dude. Basically expect nothing more than massage.[/QUOTE]Heavy set black chick? In her shop behind house?
[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;2945376]Heavy set black chick? In her shop behind house?[/QUOTE]Yes. Her ad changed and thought service did too.
Is that the woman that was talked about a while back a couple blocks off of Arrington behind the old Rooter to the Tooter store? If that's her, I think it's humorous some woman would set up a business in some shed in damn Kingston, of all places, and act like she's something legitimate. She's doing 'massages' in Kingston, smack dab in drug and prostitute area. Hell, girls I know have bought drugs not even a block away from that very lot she lives at. Plus if she's not doing any extras for someone, the least she can do is give you the type massage you ask for. I remember looking up the number connected to the ad and finding her Facebook page. She reminded me of Mabel King, Raj's mama on What's Happening, from what I remember. Yeah, I might meet up with her if she answered an ad I had for free, but certainly not if she expected me to pay her anything. There's a fine line there between would I and wouldn't I, even for free, LOL. It's funny these women I'd have to think about getting with for free thinking so much of themselves they say someone 'couldn't afford them'. Hell, I can afford free, and I can afford me not being interested.
Here's an experiment to try for people that want a cheap and frequent massage. Find a girl who's a crack or meth addict, become friends with them, then tell them you'll give them money for their drug of choice if they'll give you massages for the money. I used to do that with a girl I wasn't interested in sexually. I'd get a massage at least once, but also two, maybe three times a week. Basically what ended up happening was she'd call me for a ride here and there, I'd give her $20-30 at some point to go get what she wanted, and I'd get me a 2-3 hour massage every time. My back generally kills me almost daily, so when I think about a massage, I want an actual massage, not to go try to have sex with some old horrid looking Oriental woman for three times that. With the prices of a real massage nowadays, giving someone 20-30 for their drug of choice to light them up and get them going for a couple hours of an intense massage, that's not a bad deal at all. Crack and meth do basically the same thing to their users, albeit crack is a lot faster in wearing off than meth. But both drugs make many users want to clean or do chores when they're feeling the effects of it, usually intensely and more thorough than normal. And I took advantage of that fact, and in my instance I'm speaking of, it was for a decent massage. And I'll say this in respect to that, not all crack users get geeky and crazy when they're on it. Crack is a mental drug. Some users control the drug, while many times the drug controls many of the users. In this instance, the girl I knew controlled the drug. She could do a very small amount, and be good for hours at a time, where I'm sure we all know how many girls who use it blow through it all in 15 minutes.
Just when I thought the ads couldn't get any dumber, the place on Lorna across from Best Buy is advertising today "coming soon, Asian massage. " Didn't know it was them until I opened it up and thought "are you fucking kidding me?" They've been "grand opening" for a year and now I guess they've gone back in time.
[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;2947984]Just when I thought the ads couldn't get any dumber, the place on Lorna across from Best Buy is advertising today "coming soon, Asian massage. " Didn't know it was them until I opened it up and thought "are you fucking kidding me?" They've been "grand opening" for a year and now I guess they've gone back in time.[/QUOTE]Great place to get happy endings.
Surely you're joking. I was under the impression this was just another pump your own gas place.
[QUOTE=TideLover;2948206]Great place to get happy endings.[/QUOTE]
I went there once; great place if all you want is legit massage, but that's all. Wonder if I would have better luck? The women were a little older when I was there, but pretty enough for me (if they're skilled, I prefer a more mature Asian lady; Suzy from Fuji is still my ATF).
[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;2947984]Just when I thought the ads couldn't get any dumber, the place on Lorna across from Best Buy is advertising today "coming soon, Asian massage. " Didn't know it was them until I opened it up and thought "are you fucking kidding me?" They've been "grand opening" for a year and now I guess they've gone back in time.[/QUOTE]They are closed with a sign on the door that says on vacation and re-opening July 1. I guess that's the coming soon. I went there a for the first time a couple of weeks ago because I wanted a good massage. Super cute young tiny girl gave massage. It was good. She would dig her elbow in to give a hard massage. No complaints. No extras. I'm positive I could have pumped my own gas without offending her but that really isn't my thing. Not a bad way to spend 60 for a good looking girl rubbing out a good massage. Who knows if more would be available with more visits. Hope she's back when they re-open. Has anyone been to the I knead place on Valleydale and 31? I tried to read back and didn't see anything.
[QUOTE=ClarkKent;2945641]Is that the woman that was talked about a while back a couple blocks off of Arrington behind the old Rooter to the Tooter store? If that's her, I think it's humorous some woman would set up a business in some shed in damn Kingston, of all places, and act like she's something legitimate. She's doing 'massages' in Kingston, smack dab in drug and prostitute area. Hell, girls I know have bought drugs not even a block away from that very lot she lives at. Plus if she's not doing any extras for someone, the least she can do is give you the type massage you ask for. I remember looking up the number connected to the ad and finding her Facebook page. She reminded me of Mabel King, Raj's mama on What's Happening, from what I remember. Yeah, I might meet up with her if she answered an ad I had for free, but certainly not if she expected me to pay her anything. There's a fine line there between would I and wouldn't I, even for free, LOL. It's funny these women I'd have to think about getting with for free thinking so much of themselves they say someone 'couldn't afford them'. Hell, I can afford free, and I can afford me not being interested.
Here's an experiment to try for people that want a cheap and frequent massage. Find a girl who's a crack or meth addict, become friends with them, then tell them you'll give them money for their drug of choice if they'll give you massages for the money. I used to do that with a girl I wasn't interested in sexually. I'd get a massage at least once, but also two, maybe three times a week. Basically what ended up happening was she'd call me for a ride here and there, I'd give her $20-30 at some point to go get what she wanted, and I'd get me a 2-3 hour massage every time. My back generally kills me almost daily, so when I think about a massage, I want an actual massage, not to go try to have sex with some old horrid looking Oriental woman for three times that. With the prices of a real massage nowadays, giving someone 20-30 for their drug of choice to light them up and get them going for a couple hours of an intense massage, that's not a bad deal at all. Crack and meth do basically the same thing to their users, albeit crack is a lot faster in wearing off than meth. But both drugs make many users want to clean or do chores when they're feeling the effects of it, usually intensely and more thorough than normal. And I took advantage of that fact, and in my instance I'm speaking of, it was for a decent massage. And I'll say this in respect to that, not all crack users get geeky and crazy when they're on it. Crack is a mental drug. Some users control the drug, while many times the drug controls many of the users. In this instance, the girl I knew controlled the drug. She could do a very small amount, and be good for hours at a time, where I'm sure we all know how many girls who use it blow through it all in 15 minutes.[/QUOTE]I went to see this woman one time. The converted shed / storage building she uses for massages isn't bad, cleaner than some of the dump motels in the area. Unfortunately she is overweight and unattractive. The massage was legit, no extras available. Can't remember the fee, but wouldn't want to do anything with her even for free.
[QUOTE=Almanac;2950729]They are closed with a sign on the door that says on vacation and re-opening July 1. I guess that's the coming soon. I went there a for the first time a couple of weeks ago because I wanted a good massage. Super cute young tiny girl gave massage. It was good. She would dig her elbow in to give a hard massage. No complaints. No extras. I'm positive I could have pumped my own gas without offending her but that really isn't my thing. Not a bad way to spend 60 for a good looking girl rubbing out a good massage. Who knows if more would be available with more visits. Hope she's back when they re-open. Has anyone been to the I knead place on Valleydale and 31? I tried to read back and didn't see anything.[/QUOTE]They are a typical "self serve" establishment. She pulled the towel off me first visit and poured oil on right on it. LOL.
Tried to get her to handle it but she smiled and shook her head no. She was cute and very petite.
Went back a couple more times to see if I could get regular status but nothing more so I quit going. Maybe hit it again after 1 July.
Can anyone report on this place? How do they look, age, size?
[QUOTE=Almanac;2951975]Can anyone report on this place? How do they look, age, size?[/QUOTE]It's been a while since I've been there. Yung is the owner probably in her early 50's. Nothing more than legit massage.
[QUOTE=Almanac;2951975]Can anyone report on this place? How do they look, age, size?[/QUOTE]I Knead has two ladies in 40's and one girl in 20's. All of them are average looking. Legit massage. A little help during DIY.
I like to go there because the quality of the massage is very high compared to other locations. I'm not sure how old the ladies are but they look great for their age if they are in their 50's but I'm pretty sure they are younger than that. Some other full service shops are nearby but the massage is not very good and their price is a bit high for a 60 year old to touch me.
[QUOTE=DavidPeter;2953211]I Knead has two ladies in 40's and one girl in 20's. All of them are average looking. Legit massage. A little help during DIY.[/QUOTE]
Decided to hit Panda today which I rarely do anymore. Was interested in a therapeutic massage which they are decent at.
Got a woman probably in her late thirties / early forties, not too bad.
Prices have dropped a little from $90 for 90 minutes to $80. I guess to compete with the place in Hoover beside the Mexican restaurant.
Anyway, she started out with a great massage but spent a ton of time on my ass. Went deep in behind the boys and spent lots of time there.
Got the flip and not long into it she rips off my towel, grabs my hand and puts it on my pecker. I was thinking damn lady I didn't even want to self serve but then she poured the oil everywhere so what was I to do?
She cleaned me up well and I gave her a little tip.
Used to be my go to place. Zu Li was excellent. Wish I could find out where she went to. Last experience a couple of years ago was not good. Unfriendly and demanding a tip for below average massage. Massage only. Lady was homely. LOL. Have not been back.
[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;2958497]Decided to hit Panda today which I rarely do anymore. Was interested in a therapeutic massage which they are decent at.
Got a woman probably in her late thirties / early forties, not too bad.
Prices have dropped a little from $90 for 90 minutes to $80. I guess to compete with the place in Hoover beside the Mexican restaurant.
Anyway, she started out with a great massage but spent a ton of time on my ass. Went deep in behind the boys and spent lots of time there.
Got the flip and not long into it she rips off my towel, grabs my hand and puts it on my pecker. I was thinking damn lady I didn't even want to self serve but then she poured the oil everywhere so what was I to do?
She cleaned me up well and I gave her a little tip.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Vscrtlvr;2958618]Used to be my go to place. Zu Li was excellent. Wish I could find out where she went to. Last experience a couple of years ago was not good. Unfriendly and demanding a tip for below average massage. Massage only. Lady was homely. LOL. Have not been back.[/QUOTE]I think she met a guy and got remarried or something like that, pretty sure she's retired. She was great, but I'm happy for her.
[QUOTE=NoPainNoGain;2959632]I think she met a guy and got remarried or something like that, pretty sure she's retired. She was great, but I'm happy for her.[/QUOTE]Best massage ever!
Anything more than a massage there?
[QUOTE=Awr1212;2960800]Anything more than a massage there?[/QUOTE]Self serve at best.
[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;2962082]Self serve at best.[/QUOTE]Let me add to my previous response. From the looks of the lady who offered to help me out I decided I'd rather do myself. LOL.
[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;2963138]Let me add to my previous response. From the looks of the lady who offered to help me out I decided I'd rather do myself. LOL.[/QUOTE]The lady at Lotus looks fine, butt she is a bit greedy on tip.
[QUOTE=Awr1212;2960800]Anything more than a massage there?[/QUOTE]It's a legit massage place.
I went to Alabaster for the first time in a long time when I walked in there was an old white guy standing behind the counter. He said when I walked in that the next appointment would be in 20 minutes and I was welcome to wait I told him I would come back. Has the place changed hands and no longer owned by Asians?
[QUOTE=LeaGleEagle;2968421]I went to Alabaster for the first time in a long time when I walked in there was an old white guy standing behind the counter. He said when I walked in that the next appointment would be in 20 minutes and I was welcome to wait I told him I would come back. Has the place changed hands and no longer owned by Asians?[/QUOTE]Was there a month ago and didn't see a white guy. THE and great massage, but no he. This was my 3rd time and probably my last trying.
Feel free to PM me with info if you prefer.
Is that a trick question? There's none.
[QUOTE=Jaymack;2972405]Feel free to PM me with info if you prefer.[/QUOTE]
Been a while since I been around any of them, just getting back in. Never knew this forum was out here. Wish I had known back in the day. Suggestions on the best to go to around Birmingham?
[QUOTE=JohnDeuce;2979004]Been a while since I been around any of them, just getting back in. Never knew this forum was out here. Wish I had known back in the day. Suggestions on the best to go to around Birmingham?[/QUOTE]Hope you enjoyed it back in the day because they all pretty much have shut down. All the new ones that pop up on every corner are Asian bodyrub with self-service.