Humpty, honestly, nobody cares about your opinion. I wouldn't expect you to be smart enough to figure out the obvious. I don't even think anyone on this board even likes you.
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Humpty, honestly, nobody cares about your opinion. I wouldn't expect you to be smart enough to figure out the obvious. I don't even think anyone on this board even likes you.
Enough with the argumentative posts. You won't bait me with an argument.
So lets get back to business. Who has picked up the Slammer mugshot paper?
I noticed 5 girls who I have previously been with.
Where can the SLAMMER magazine be found in C-Bus? I looked at 5 different stores and gas stations with no luck.
Chris H
Hey! don't be slaming humity dumpity. Look!!!! just because he has a diff. op. than u. Don't slam him. You have appointed yourself the the moral one. Look at this site. We are exploiting drug addicts for cheap sex. And your the moral one. Just remmeber when you point the finger there are 3 looking back at you.
Be safe!!! And i like humity and his wacky posts.
Wow! And now back to what the site is all about. Went cruising last night about 5:30 found amanda. about 5'5" tall bout 125 lbs. Dark Hair. What a great personality. Shaved and clean. Great serivce. I left a tip. I do have digits. She just got her phone 2 days ago. She is on my all time fav's!!! Now. Be safe!!
Yea! big hard one, I didn't take her home. Yet!!!!!!!!
Chris,
I found it at N&N on Sullivant
[QUOTE=Philanthropist]Interesting post, Niteryder. I know who this lady is, I picked her up a couple times back when she was attractive. I informed her of this board back then, to which she replied "has anyone mentioned anything about my health? " I interpreted that as a red flag.
Are you saying she is giving info to the cops about dope boys(which is what your post sounds like) or mongers? Can any specific busts be credited to Shannon Gaines? Or are you just making this up out of spite for ripping you off?
Also, has anyone picked up the Slammer paper recently? I noticed a few ladies that I have been intimate with have graced the pages of this new publication.[/QUOTE]
C'mon we know its you humpty. Trying to get an unmoderated account?
Ok, so this week was supposed to be the week I came out of my winter "hibernation" (if you will). I tried a couple old numbers, and a few newer ones and ended up with nothing, so I decided to hit the beat (which, as you'll see in a second is a poor choice of words). I went out around 8, and spent about 3 hours driving around. I ended up going home around 11 with nothing to show for it, but I did have an interesting run in.
Around 10 I was turning off of Central onto Town. Further down (just past the light near the conveniance store), I could see a girl with longer dark hair with a white jacket that looked like she might be worth a 2nd look. So I started down, and got caught at the light. By this point, the girl has made it to west park, but still looks good, so I'm willing to wait the extra minute or so. However, as I'm waiting, a dark SUV/mini-van whipped around the corner and pulled up alongside the girl. I thought "great, I'm about to lose my potential pickup." Instead, what happened was a younger girl (looked to be about 18, if not 16-17) jumped out of the passenger door, and without and provocation that I could tell, kicks the other girl's leg out from under her, and delivers and couple shots to the head/body.
I was surprised to say the least. The mini-van was still idling, as the driver was still in it, just with the breaks on. Now probably what happened next wasn't my smartest moment, but I am proud of it regardless. The light changed, just as I was about to gun my car forward, and I flicked on my brights. I drove forward honking my horn rapidly. The 18ish year old girl looked up, saw me coming, jumped back into the mini-van/suv and it drove off. I tried to catch the plate but it was no good. Instead, I stopped and picked up the young woman (who it turns out looked more like 35-40ish), but this time to see if I could offer any assistance.
The girl ranted and raved for a bit, I could tell she was in the business but was no longer "in the mood." That was fine for me, as I was more just trying to make sure she was OK at that point. I offered to drive her anywhere she needed to go, and ended up dropping her off at Sullivant and Davis (near the Market/Pizza place). I also gave her a 20 just because I felt bad for her, and wanted her to have a chance to clean herself up (though I couldn't see any bleeding). Her name was Terry, but she said she also goes by Gypsy.
Thinking back on it, while I'm proud that I helped her out, if the people in the car hadn't backed down, or worse had had guns or knives, I'm not sure what I would have done. After dropping Terry/Gypsy off, I drove around for about another 30 minutes, but I really wasn't into it anymore and ended up just heading home.
I guess I'll try to come out of hibernation again sometime this week/weekend.
Thanks guys, I found a spot that sales the SLAMMER...
What ever happened to captain? Does anybody know. Last i knew he was living up in the hilltop area? Did he get pinched in that deal last fall?
No new reports despite this perfect weather? I cruised Sullivant two mornings ago and saw only two fat chicks. Where dem hoes at?
[QUOTE=Nervegas]No new reports despite this perfect weather? I cruised Sullivant two mornings ago and saw only two fat chicks. Where dem hoes at?[/QUOTE]
You need to try in the evening between 9 and 10pm. I went down Monday and Thursday night and played with alot of new girls. All of them between 20 and 28 years old, nice bodys, nice looking and all but one had working numbers. All on Sully in the bottoms and hilltop. Monday night I got 4 bbbj's by 4 different girls in 1 hour. One of the girls was Ashley's sister Rebecka. Kinda tall, blonde hair, slender, 22 years old and boy, could she deep throat...then swallowed every drop.
I stopped posting because there was to much bs about everything else going on. People going at each other and wishing people were dead. Not my cup of tea. I'll just keep enjoying the girls!
[QUOTE=Ironman59]You need to try in the evening between 9 and 10pm. I went down Monday and Thursday night and played with alot of new girls. All of them between 20 and 28 years old, nice bodys, nice looking and all but one had working numbers. All on Sully in the bottoms and hilltop. Monday night I got 4 bbbj's by 4 different girls in 1 hour. One of the girls was Ashley's sister Rebecka. Kinda tall, blonde hair, slender, 22 years old and boy, could she deep throat...then swallowed every drop.
I stopped posting because there was to much bs about everything else going on. People going at each other and wishing people were dead. Not my cup of tea. I'll just keep enjoying the girls![/QUOTE]4 bj's in 1 hour.
Yeah right
And I just heard about this site. I've read all the introductory postings. Does anyone have any specific advice regarding areas to shy away from, people to avoid, etc?
[QUOTE=Columbus Dude]4 bj's in 1 hour.
Yeah right[/QUOTE]
I did not say I blew my load on all four. Only the last one with Rebecka. If you don't drive across town once you pick them up and you just get a blow job, you can do more than four a hour if your wanted too. Just have them suck your dick for 10 minutes, if you want to try a few girls. If you want to see how it's done, your more than welcome to ride along with me sometime. Just lay in the back set of my car and see for yourself.
For those of you like me that have always read about Megan Wymer on these postings but have no clue what she looks like check out the new edition of the slammer issue#4 that just came out this weekend, and oh you will never guess what she got busted for (just kidding)
[QUOTE=Ironman59]I . If you want to see how it's done, your more than welcome to ride along with me sometime. Just lay in the back set of my car and see for yourself.[/QUOTE]
LOL.... thats is funny, lay down in the back seat, thats a good one!
Can anyone tell me where to get this?
It's on sully between the D/Q and the sunuco on the hilltop.
They don't call Ironman for nothing!!!! HaHaHa be safe!!
For BSW? No information on them at all?
[QUOTE=Niteryder]What ever happened to captain? Does anybody know. Last i knew he was living up in the hilltop area? Did he get pinched in that deal last fall?[/QUOTE]
I believe he is safe and smart about what he is doing right now. Im sure he'll see your post. Kind of the same I have done on my posts here on the board.
[QUOTE=Mr Nomatter]For BSW? No information on them at all?[/QUOTE]
They are out there, but kinda hard to find the good ones right now, just gotta be patient and keep hunting. I will give an update if I find any good ones, and please do the same.
By the way, I have been seeing girls on CL or BP recently, with GREAT results, and NICE prices!!
[QUOTE=Niteryder]Wow! And now back to what the site is all about. Went cruising last night about 5:30 found amanda. about 5'5" tall bout 125 lbs. Dark Hair. What a great personality. Shaved and clean. Great serivce. I left a tip. I do have digits. She just got her phone 2 days ago. She is on my all time fav's!!! Now. Be safe!!
Yea! big hard one, I didn't take her home. Yet!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
How about a little help on where you found this catch? I'm assuming somewhere along Sully?
[QUOTE=Mr Nomatter]For BSW? No information on them at all?[/QUOTE]
If you look on Cleveland Ave between Hudson and 17th you will find some. Jessica was out last night. She has not been out for awhile. Nice looking black girl....about 5'7", early 30's, nice body, great ass. Everything on her menu, bbbj, cim, fs and greek. Chris, if you want Jessica's number...I have it.
Hey mongers!! It's just about christmas. There are a bunch of sw getting out and will be back on the streets.Should start happening this week. From what I'm hearing, all they talk about is getting laid and getting there pussy's licked. Happy Cunting. Be safe!!
Well I was thinking! Maybe a fellow (and be a gentleman) should showup at jacksom pike and make shure the ladys gwet home safe!!
Dated kari tonight, .2 for a pretty good bbbj. As I was dropping her off, spotted a girl in her early 20s with twotoned dyed blonde hair who looked real/y good. As I drove away I see her along with kari talking to some dope boys. I badly want to sample this girl, anyone. seen or know her?
Picked up Ashley on Sully next to Smith Market on the hilltop at 9:15pm. Very cute 24 year old white female, about 5'7", nice body, brown hair and dress nice. I have never seen her before. Got a awesome bbbj while I played with her smooth shaved kitty. She took her time, never rushed, deep throat, cim and swallowed ever drop. She did not have a phone...gave her my number and told her to give me a call. This girl is hot! I hope she is around for awhile.
Then drove to Cleveland Ave and 7 girls were with in three blocks. Two white and 5 black girls. Picked up Recee at Cleveland and 19th at 10pm . Black female, 5'8", slender build and not bad looking. OMG, can she suck some dick. BBBJ, deep throat...all 8 inches down to my balls and she loved every minute of it. She said she swallows, but I could not cum again after doing it with Ashley. Told her to call me next week. She is open to trying greek also. Right up my alley. Jessica was out also.
Guys, the girls seem to be back. Alot of new girls on the market. Glad the warm weather is back.
Finally got with Amanda last night white, long black hair, nice shape, remind me of a suburb girl. The BBBJ is always good but it's the lick me downs that are mind.blowing. Ironman59 if you could had seen Jessica 10 years ago, she is a shell of former self.
Around 7 cruised up S. high street. Found a cute little spinner by the name of chrystal. She has a tat on the back of her neck that says the same. Picked her up at the dougnut shop. She was scared i was a cop. After a little conversation she took me to her 1 bedroom apt. I know thats a no no.But i always go with my gut. And it got me thur vietnam for 2 !/2 tours. I was totally impressed with her oral presintation. Deep thoart till done. Cute little pie. she is about 5'3" dishwater blond hair over the shoulders. About a 120 lbs. But i must say my last few trips have been nothing short of GFE expriences. She doesn't have a phone. Be safe!!
I've seen a couple of repprtsfor gir/s on high st., where aboits do tjey hang out and how is it compared to sulli?
I went down High Street to head to Club Diversity to drink a couple cosmopolitans and have stimulating conversation. Just kidding.
I met MJ, or Maxie, or J. I should just call her the luckiest girl in the world. She is skinny WSW with long dark curly hair, 25 years old. I did her BBFS and shot my load inside her. She asked for something to wipe her pussy off with. Good thing I had a bag of clothes I was gonna drop off at the Goodwill center on South High. She wiped herself off and then I threw the bag in the donation bin. I am up there with Mother Theresa when it comes to my awesomeness and generosity. Damage was 25. Met her by Barthman.
I have had luck in the past 10 yrs there. Starting at White castle and going south to All american Diner. I have had some luck with going alittle north and south of where I said. But Mostily Right between those locations.And i have some luck in the over on parson . Be Safe!!
Friday night, I was partying like a rock star with a few cool people in the Brewery District. Then after we got kicked out at 2:30 AM I went down the street to Buckeye Donuts. And to my surprise, the woman who got my donuts was the hag on South High in this report:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php? P=917722&postcount=2120[/url]
So if you of you guys are interested in the nasty old hag who works 3rd shift, she is available. A couple other things; the fountain pop machine on their campus location has a gnat problem. And I suggest a new donut flavor; the Buckeye Creampie. It would be like a Boston Creampie, only it would be like a peanut butter ball dipped in chocolate like a buckeye treat. So for the donut version, it would have chocolate covering, peanut butter filling, and of course, my hot white cream inside it and drizzled on top.
After seeing no action down south, I went up Cleveland where I noticed a young attractive WSW with glasses just north of Weber. I was happy. Then she told me her name, Lilly. My heart sunk. It was the Lilly with AIDS. So FS was outa the question. I told her I wanted a BBBJ, she said she would need to get a rubber. So after giving her a buck to buy the rubber, I decided to take off. What a shame.
Then it was back to the West Side, where I met "Ashley" whose real name is Megan. 24 year old slender WSW. She is pretty but has scratches on her face from opiate use. Its a shame because she has a pretty face and good skin. She was very nervous and apprehensive, and at first claimed she just wanted a ride home. I did my best to convince her I was a good person. She was on the rag so I opted for a BBBJCIM which I would rate as above average. Would definitely repeat. I referred her to this site as well. I met her at West Broad by Dakota.
Anyone pick up the Slammer? Larra Stone looks like shit! I would not have recognized her if the name was not under her mugshot.
[QUOTE=Humpty Dumpty]I went down High Street to head to Club Diversity to drink a couple cosmopolitans and have stimulating conversation. Just kidding.
I met MJ, or Maxie, or J. I should just call her the luckiest girl in the world. She is skinny WSW with long dark curly hair, 25 years old. I did her BBFS and shot my load inside her. She asked for something to wipe her pussy off with. Good thing I had a bag of clothes I was gonna drop off at the Goodwill center on South High. She wiped herself off and then I threw the bag in the donation bin. I am up there with Mother Theresa when it comes to my awesomeness and generosity. Damage was 25. Met her by Barthman.[/QUOTE]
LOL...that was a funny report.
Was cruising sunday afternoon. Ran across Megan Wymer She had just got released from jackson pike hotel. She said she was tested and doesn't have aids? Has put on a few pounds ,hair is black in color. I almost didn't reconize her. I just can't get past the aids thing. And wish i had a way to confrim. I think it's called RUN Forest RUN!!!!!! Over the next few weeks there releasing more lady's. It was nice of popo to keep our girls off the streets in this bad winter we had.
Had a another date Amanda E. And it was nothing short of wonderful. A friend and I are going to Las Vegas for spring break. Be safe!!
Glad you liked my report, Chris. Clean up your inbox! I had a number to send you of an old favorite.
So I met the old favorite on E Main as opposed to Sully where I used to find her. Her body looks great, her BBBJCIM is superb. Only thing that sucks about this girl is that she always uses rubbers for FS. But no big deal. I will not post her name because she has 18 months on the shelf. She is staying at a crappy motel on E Main. Give her a couple months, she will be back in Jackson Pike soon. Senior members, PM for digits. Tell her Humpty Hump sent you.
I also met Barb on Parsons. This is another great looking girl with great attitude and technique. She gave me her number but a 40-something year old white male answered and did not seem thrilled to hear from me. I acted as if I had the wrong number.
I also tried to call Amber H the pretty blonde. Her mother answered, and was not happy to hear from me either. You would think she would speak more kindly to the potential father of her grandchild! I tried to assure Amber's mother that I am a class act and have only good intentions for her troubled daughter, who is a sweet pleasant lady who made some terrible decisions. I don't think I was too successful at convincing her though. Nice guys like myself can never catch a break!
[QUOTE=Humpty Dumpty]Glad you liked my report, Chris. Clean up your inbox! I had a number to send you of an old favorite.
So I met the old favorite on E Main as opposed to Sully where I used to find her. Her body looks great, her BBBJCIM is superb. Only thing that sucks about this girl is that she always uses rubbers for FS. But no big deal. I will not post her name because she has 18 months on the shelf. She is staying at a crappy motel on E Main. Give her a couple months, she will be back in Jackson Pike soon. Senior members, PM for digits. Tell her Humpty Hump sent you.
I also met Barb on Parsons. This is another great looking girl with great attitude and technique. She gave me her number but a 40-something year old white male answered and did not seem thrilled to hear from me. I acted as if I had the wrong number.
I also tried to call Amber H the pretty blonde. Her mother answered, and was not happy to hear from me either. You would think she would speak more kindly to the potential father of her grandchild! I tried to assure Amber's mother that I am a class act and have only good intentions for her troubled daughter, who is a sweet pleasant lady who made some terrible decisions. I don't think I was too successful at convincing her though. Nice guys like myself can never catch a break![/QUOTE]That funny somebody call me twice from a hotel on Main St sunday morning I had two missed calls and call back and the lady(with a accent) said it must had been a customer who call me.Now you really got me wonder who call me!
I was suprised Monday when I got a phone call from Ashley. She asked what I was doing and if I wanted to see her. Picked her up in the bottoms on broad by the KFC. She agreed to go back to my place for fs...but greek was not on her menu. So, I save the trip and got a super nice bbbjcim while I played with her kitty. She said she swallowed, but she spit. Dropped her off on the hilltop.
[QUOTE=Humpty Dumpty]Nice guys like myself can never catch a break![/QUOTE]
Preach Brotha!