Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Tuna Fisher]Anyway to make a long story short, this thieving ***** goes by the name of Mindy, she is as I say younger, and chunky. It seems like she does provide, since I was feeling her up (ass and snatch. NOT tits) by the end, but she did not come through for me (its not like she did not know what I intended either, since she said she 'does not do that')[/QUOTE]

I don’t think she’s a thief. It sounds like you paid for a massage and got a massage. She said extras were not available and that’s her right.

I’m disappointed when things don’t go as I hoped, but I don’t think I’m being robbed. But thanks for the review. It will probably save many of us a few bucks.

[QUOTE=Adam9081]Its not a massage parlor, but has the distinct asian atmosphere. There are litterally hundreds on viet cafes in GG and westminster. Love that all the girls dress in lingerie, but no beer. I have heard that you can get more if you do the right things. Any help here?[/QUOTE]Man how many times do we get back to this topic.

nothing happens at these places at all.

You can work it and see if one will go out with you, but rarely and I mean rarely does anything happen.

Since Garry 116 closed a couple of months ago I’ve been looking for someone to take May’s place.

Last week I found a place that offers similar services. This is a Chinese place in Costa Mesa that’s been around for a few years but to my knowledge has not been reviewed on this board.

I walked into the reception area which is decorated in an Asian style. I told them that I wanted an hour massage and was lead to a small room with dim lighting. So far, so good. A minute later a Chinese girl came in. Probably mid to late twenties. Probably 5’10” tall and strong. I would rate her a 5. Not fat but with a strong build. (Not a spinner) Still OK.

But she was wearing sweat clothes. And she immediately put a towel on my ass. Not a good sign. Anyway she started the massage and it was a typical Chinese massage. Lots of pressure and stretching. Midway through I was thinking that there would not be a happy ending but at least I was getting a good massage.

When she got to my thighs she started to rub against my balls. I spread my legs farther apart and told her that was a good area. She giggled and then touched my cock and asked “OK?”

I only got a HJ but it was a very good HJ. (So many girls treat your cock like a butter churn.) I didn't ask for more.

No negotiation and she didn’t even ask for a tip afterword. I’m not sure if FS is on the menu. The girl spoke some English but probably didn’t say ten words the entire hour. (Which is the way I like it.)

.6 for the massage and I left a .4 tip. The strange part was no one asked my name, no forms to fill out, didn’t ask if I’d been there before, and didn’t ask if I was a cop.

Additional info to Senior Members only.

But you need but time and a connector in the scene in order to make it happen. You can't just walk into one of these places and expect something to happen. All these girls drive Mercedes and bmws, not on 2 dollar tips. I have hooked up with girls at a place on westminster. No secret codes and nothing I can help you with but you need to spend time and get to know these girls before that will give you their number. Even longer before you get a chance since they have to take care of their regulars. This is a secret society. Houston has the same scene.

I was drivin down euclid and saw kim's accup, has anyone went here. PM me if its gives HE or if it legit.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Preverted]Young or old one?[/QUOTE]A little older but looks younger in dim light.

So, last Friday while at work, I decided to give a new place a try. New for me anyways. I went through some post on here and found 115 Gerry. I figured out where the place was and saw sheets hanging from the window. Figured it was a good sign. Went to the door but it was locked. From reading the last post, I now know it has been closed. Wish I was a few months earlier.

I decided to try one that I had been to before. Off Warn and FV I believe. The one downstairs. My first experience was not good. Very good looking, young, white girl though. The first time I posted about my experience and someone said to go back it's legit. Tried it again, mms asked if I had been there. Replied saying yes. Had a latina come into the room and start massaging. Really bad massage, so I figured I would try to touch her leg. She was wearing jeans and just a top. Not very attractive. Got a good HJ and was able to touch her and she stripped down for me. Didn't feel like going for more. 4 on looks and 8 on attitude and HJ.

I need to find a place with attractive, young, girls. Can someone pm me a good place?

[QUOTE=Jon Jones]Since Garry 116 closed a couple of months ago I’ve been looking for someone to take May’s place.

Last week I found a place that offers similar services. This is a Chinese place in Costa Mesa that’s been around for a few years but to my knowledge has not been reviewed on this board.

I walked into the reception area which is decorated in an Asian style. I told them that I wanted an hour massage and was lead to a small room with dim lighting. So far, so good. A minute later a Chinese girl came in. Probably mid to late twenties. Probably 5’10” tall and strong. I would rate her a 5. Not fat but with a strong build. (Not a spinner) Still OK.

But she was wearing sweat clothes. And she immediately put a towel on my ass. Not a good sign. Anyway she started the massage and it was a typical Chinese massage. Lots of pressure and stretching. Midway through I was thinking that there would not be a happy ending but at least I was getting a good massage.

When she got to my thighs she started to rub against my balls. I spread my legs farther apart and told her that was a good area. She giggled and then touched my cock and asked “OK?”

I only got a HJ but it was a very good HJ. (So many girls treat your cock like a butter churn.) I didn't ask for more.

No negotiation and she didn’t even ask for a tip afterword. I’m not sure if FS is on the menu. The girl spoke some English but probably didn’t say ten words the entire hour. (Which is the way I like it.)

.6 for the massage and I left a .4 tip. The strange part was no one asked my name, no forms to fill out, didn’t ask if I’d been there before, and didn’t ask if I was a cop.

Additional info to Senior Members only.[/QUOTE]OK, I'llbite where is this place? PM

On Katella right next to 55. #R. I've read mixed reviews on this place. Knowing the reports, I gave it a try since my neck was sore and I figured I could use a good massage if nothing else.

Went after dark last week. Got Jenny - young, cute, thin Vietnamese girl. I saw a couple older women who looked they know how to earn a tip. When I asked her if they'd been busy today, she said yes, but not her. I figured that wasn't a good sign.

Whole experience had a legit vibe. Decor was a little too nice. I like to wait until they're coming in the door to pull off my undies, but when she came back and saw I wasn't on the table, she ran out and said she'd be back in a minute. Also, I told them it was my first time there. And I didn't even try the ass grab. On the flip, I was clearly attentive, but when she was finished, she said "Done!" and practically ran from the room.

She gave a decent massage. I've had better. This one would have been better if it ended happily.

If you know any good reasons to try this place again, pm me.

[QUOTE=Gnucleaire]On Katella right next to 55. #R. I've read mixed reviews on this place. Knowing the reports, I gave it a try since my neck was sore and I figured I could use a good massage if nothing else.

Went after dark last week. Got Jenny - young, cute, thin Vietnamese girl. I saw a couple older women who looked they know how to earn a tip. When I asked her if they'd been busy today, she said yes, but not her. I figured that wasn't a good sign.

Whole experience had a legit vibe. Decor was a little too nice. I like to wait until they're coming in the door to pull off my undies, but when she came back and saw I wasn't on the table, she ran out and said she'd be back in a minute. Also, I told them it was my first time there. And I didn't even try the ass grab. On the flip, I was clearly attentive, but when she was finished, she said "Done!" and practically ran from the room.

She gave a decent massage. I've had better. This one would have been better if it ended happily.

If you know any good reasons to try this place again, pm me.[/QUOTE]Basically stay away from these places in orange and fullerton/brea. You can try. But majority of them are duds.

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[QUOTE=Jon Jones]I don’t think she’s a thief. It sounds like you paid for a massage and got a massage. She said extras were not available and that’s her right.[/QUOTE]I might be more inclined to agree with you if she were working at Dana Point Hair and Nail salon or something. But she is not, she is working at Mrs. Wong's Jack Shack. Its an AMP open till 10 on a Sat night, and I would bet my paycheck no one walking through that door was looking for a legit massage. And they know it. If she does not want to provide, she can go work at DP Hair and Nail salon giving $25/hr massages.

As I have said before these places are either providing or trying to dupe people into believing they are providing, and I call that stealing.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, you are just far more generous that I am ever going to be But you are right about one thing, hopefully it saves someone $60!

For those of you who worshipped her, Julia returned to LFBC last week apparently. I got a massage yesterday which was very good. The extra's weren't quite as plentiful as I remembered but I left a happy camper.

[QUOTE=SirMister]Basically stay away from these places in orange and fullerton/brea. You can try. But majority of them are duds.

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Hi SirMister,

I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but...

[red][u]Would you please refrain from WRITING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS![/u][/red]

It's difficult to read and it's time consuming to fix.

On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: [i]Thank You![/i]

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[QUOTE=Gnucleaire]On Katella right next to 55. #R. I've read mixed reviews on this place. Knowing the reports, I gave it a try since my neck was sore and I figured I could use a good massage if nothing else. .[/QUOTE]

Sounds exactly like my first time there. I got Jenny, and I got nothing other than a massage. Next time try Ashley, she's also young and cute and will give you a helping hand. She's only there a couple of days a week though...

[QUOTE=JS Fanatic]Sounds exactly like my first time there. I got Jenny, and I got nothing other than a massage. Next time try Ashley, she's also young and cute and will give you a helping hand. She's only there a couple of days a week though. [/QUOTE]You may also want to try Cindy. She is very short, less than 5 foot, but gives a pretty decent massage and has always provided HE with some play, but in a half dozen times there I could never get more. By the way, her sister works there as well. Nice gal, be nice to her she seems to respond.

[QUOTE=Rob Hay]But you need but time and a connector in the scene in order to make it happen. You can't just walk into one of these places and expect something to happen. All these girls drive Mercedes and bmws, not on 2 dollar tips. I have hooked up with girls at a place on westminster. No secret codes and nothing I can help you with but you need to spend time and get to know these girls before that will give you their number. Even longer before you get a chance since they have to take care of their regulars. This is a secret society. Houston has the same scene.[/QUOTE]Hey rob are these girls spinners? And where on westminster. Looking for something new.

Hey guys,

In town and looking for a MP near SNA or Irvine Spectrum.

Just something casual and fun.

Your recommendations are very much appreciated!

Don't mean to be a prick, but you need to spend fifty cents on an OC Register and study the sports section newbie. Then you get back to us with a report, that's how it works.


[QUOTE=Marv Eight]Hey guys,

In town and looking for a MP near SNA or Irvine Spectrum.

Just something casual and fun.

Your recommendations are very much appreciated![/QUOTE]

Gentlemen, I went to Urban in whittier for the first time last week and had a great time. It was better than I expected.

I also hit Valley Chiro in LH/ Whit. Good times. You get a lot for your $ there.

I have been hit and miss for the last couple of years at Young in LH but lately it's been pretty good. The girls are not cute at all but at least there's a Happy Ending to the story!

PM for details.

[QUOTE=Tuna Fisher] If she does not want to provide, she can go work at DP Hair and Nail salon giving $25/hr massages.[/QUOTE]Are you being sarcastic, or do they really give legit $25/hr massages there? Even if no HE, that's a great deal, no?

[QUOTE=Herb Surfs]Don't mean to be a prick, but you need to spend fifty cents on an OC Register and study the sports section newbie. Then you get back to us with a report, that's how it works.[/QUOTE]
C'mon herb, we can hook him up with at least one spot. How about that place off One Civic Center Dr in Irvine.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]C'mon herb, we can hook him up with at least one spot. How about that place off One Civic Center Dr in Irvine.[/QUOTE]The place in the back, right?

First time poster, and I have a report already:

The place on the right hand side of the building is a good one. The girls are friendly and the HJ are good. I don't think they offer FS. I think most of the girls that work there are fairly good, I've never been too disappointed. My favorite is KIM though, anyone had her before? TIFFANY is good too, both offer good massages too, which is a bonus. 40/. 60.

As for the one on the right hand side, what happened to them? Are they closed for good? The last couple times I've been there, it says closed. They offered FS and CBJs. 40/$. The brunette is great, but my favorite one there was NIKKI. She was one of the coolest girls that worked there. Anyone know where she is now? PM me if you do.

Anyone been to this one? I've seen them post a lot on craigslist, and for two girls, table shower, hot stones all for $50?

[url]http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ths/863231369.html[/url]

[QUOTE=James Park]Anyone been to this one? I've seen them post a lot on craigslist, and for two girls, table shower, hot stones all for $50?

[url]http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ths/863231369.html[/url][/QUOTE]I've been to this one man. And it's not good at all. It was my first time, so I just picked whoever, and she was old. She was nice though, but was just too old for me. She did say that if I came during the day, there are hotter and younger girls, but who knows, maybe she just wanted me to go back. Plus the neighborhood is the worst I've seen! I hope you don't have a nice car.

[QUOTE=James Park]Anyone been to this one? I've seen them post a lot on craigslist, and for two girls, table shower, hot stones all for $50?

[url]http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ths/863231369.html[/url][/QUOTE]I found some reviews of this place. Massages are good however that is all you'll get. I believe its 60 hr

One other thing. The place on bristol is cool Kim gives a nice massage as well as the finish. Not bad looking but not hot either Vietnamese, I think she's about 35. Mamasan is Jenny definitely older and not pretty but give a rockin massage. Just my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=TheGabber]The place in the back, right?[/QUOTE]
That's the spot! They have the iron gate you need to pass through. ;)

You guys are good, I forgot about that place! They have their rooms decorated like cells. Thanks for reminding me, I'll PM ole Marv with directions.


[QUOTE=B Malibu]That's the spot! They have the iron gate you need to pass through. ;)[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the heads-up. Guess I'll skip this one.

[QUOTE=Wickedz]I've been to this one man. And it's not good at all. It was my first time, so I just picked whoever, and she was old. She was nice though, but was just too old for me. She did say that if I came during the day, there are hotter and younger girls, but who knows, maybe she just wanted me to go back. Plus the neighborhood is the worst I've seen! I hope you don't have a nice car.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Marco Poloson]Are you being sarcastic, or do they really give legit $25/hr massages there? Even if no HE, that's a great deal, no?[/QUOTE]Not so much sarcastic, as trying to make a point. I made up the place and the price (I thought that would be obvious since I was comparing them to Mrs. Wongs Jack Shack! ), but I did not pull them out of thin air either. Its been a while, but I have gone for a legit massage at the likes of a ski resort, and I am quite sure it was about $25 for an hour. One thing is for damn sure, it is substantially less than the 40/60 that is, and has been, absolutely STANDARD at a jack shack since I started going to AMPs in the early 90's. If I am wrong, misguided, or just plain out of date, I'll apologize in advance, but that's what I am aware of.

Massage Envy which has nationwide locations offers a special 50 minute $39 rate for first time visitors (plus an expected 18% tip.)

From what I understand the system works like this:

"The monthly dues are $49- which equates to still about $1/ per minute. After the first massage, then the $39 rate kicks in for every additional one that month). If you only get one massage per month the only time you'll get the $39 rate is the very first one as the intro price."

You are draped the entire time and don't expect any extras.

[url]http://www.massageenvy.com/home.aspx[/url]

I just miss time late 90s and early 2000s. when I could walk into most of AMP and get Happy ending. My fav area were Gardena,City of Industry. Recentry, I dont get any happy ending in these places. WTH is going in this industry. Sorry, I had to nag after wasting money in few places in Yoba Linda.

Brand New Sake in Orange. Mid 20's. Great Tan. Nice Bod. Tall. Short Hair. Only draw back is boobs are a 5. Great!

[QUOTE=Westin]I just miss time late 90s and early 2000s. when I could walk into most of AMP and get Happy ending. My fav area were Gardena,City of Industry. Recentry, I dont get any happy ending in these places. WTH is going in this industry. Sorry, I had to nag after wasting money in few places in Yoba Linda.[/QUOTE]

I do a lot of trying of new places and I would say almost half in OC do HJ. You are either going to the wrong places or giving off bad vibes.

I try a couple of new places each month in OC just to keep the prospector in me satisfied. I don't always report what I find unless exceptional either way, good or bad. Well I found a bad one yesterday. They advertise in the Register with just a phone number (499-2006)

I call up talk to the asian girl that answered. She seemed nice enough. Got directions. Showed up, paid the standard 50. I was ushered in to a room with a table and a light bright enough to do brain surgery. The girl said she had to leave it on and it wouldn't dim. I think I burned my retina. Strike one.

Massage was weak with sticky lotion. She said she had no other options on lotion, oil, etc. Strike 2.

She quickly asks what I want and starts talking money and fun. I get a little nervous with it being a new place. But we get through it. Turns out she wants 150. I tell her no way. I have no problem with 150 for the right girl. She was a late twenties asian girl, average looking but more than a little chunky. I really didn't want the whole menu from her anyway. I start walking out and she says she'll do HJ for 100. I tell her 50 or I keep going. She decided to take it. HJ was rushed and mechanical. Strike 3.

There is another asian girl that is younger and much cuter there. I won't return as this one's attitude was horrible. Just a heads up for you exploreres out there.

I have another one on my list for tomorrow. Hopefully it will be better.

[QUOTE=Ib Mike]I do a lot of trying of new places and I would say almost half in OC do HJ. You are either going to the wrong places or giving off bad vibes.[/QUOTE]Thank you Mike. But my happy ending is not HJ, I want FS ending. BTW I went to one Next to Enterprise Car twice. Had young cute chinese gal who didnt offer anyting but legit msg.

Westin, they are out there trust me. Many give HJ and a good amount do all. I used HJ as a reference point. I don't keep exact stats. Do a little exploring and you will find many that will deliver what you need.

[QUOTE=Westin]Thank you Mike. But my happy ending is not HJ, I want FS ending. BTW I went to one Next to Enterprise Car twice. Had young cute chinese gal who didnt offer anyting but legit msg.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pimp Hound]Hey rob are these girls spinners? And where on westminster. Looking for something new.[/QUOTE]All V girls to my knowlege are spinners. Alot of you have asked about the V girl situation and I gotta be honest its not easy to get to these girls unless you have time/patience/game.

But I will throw you bone. A "chiro" spot I know on the corner of Lake forrest drive and Moulton parkway. Suite 220. I do not know the exact address so please don't PM me for more info. But its in an office building. Ask to see Kim a V girl thats as hot as any cafe girl. Shes definately the hottest girl I've seen at a MP in OC and I'm certain she'll be the hottest girl any of you have seen in an MP too. Shes 20 or 21? BBBJCIM but YMMV I'm certain. It is a true chiro spot but a chiro guy there just in case but also 4 or 5 girls standing by. All under 25, all at least an 8.

I'm moving soon but this is hands down the best PM place I've been to on Socal and I had some reservations about giving it out since every time I ask people for info I never get it. Until BMalibu sent me the "R" info so I thought I'd pass this gem on since it blows the R away.

[QUOTE=Rob Hay]All V girls to my knowlege are spinners. Alot of you have asked about the V girl situation and I gotta be honest its not easy to get to these girls unless you have time/patience/game.

But I will throw you bone. A "chiro" spot I know on the corner of Lake forrest drive and Moulton parkway. Suite 220. I do not know the exact address so please don't PM me for more info. But its in an office building. Ask to see Kim a V girl thats as hot as any cafe girl. Shes definately the hottest girl I've seen at a MP in OC and I'm certain she'll be the hottest girl any of you have seen in an MP too. Shes 20 or 21? BBBJCIM but YMMV I'm certain. It is a true chiro spot but a chiro guy there just in case but also 4 or 5 girls standing by. All under 25, all at least an 8.

I'm moving soon but this is hands down the best PM place I've been to on Socal and I had some reservations about giving it out since every time I ask people for info I never get it. Until BMalibu sent me the "R" info so I thought I'd pass this gem on since it blows the R away.[/QUOTE]Rob Hay- u know what days she work? Do all the girls provide the same service? Wat are the charges?

[QUOTE=Rob Hay]All V girls to my knowlege are spinners. Alot of you have asked about the V girl situation and I gotta be honest its not easy to get to these girls unless you have time/patience/game.

But I will throw you bone. A "chiro" spot I know on the corner of Lake forrest drive and Moulton parkway. Suite 220. I do not know the exact address so please don't PM me for more info. But its in an office building. Ask to see Kim a V girl thats as hot as any cafe girl. Shes definately the hottest girl I've seen at a MP in OC and I'm certain she'll be the hottest girl any of you have seen in an MP too. Shes 20 or 21? BBBJCIM but YMMV I'm certain. It is a true chiro spot but a chiro guy there just in case but also 4 or 5 girls standing by. All under 25, all at least an 8.

I'm moving soon but this is hands down the best PM place I've been to on Socal and I had some reservations about giving it out since every time I ask people for info I never get it. Until BMalibu sent me the "R" info so I thought I'd pass this gem on since it blows the R away.[/QUOTE]
Cool! Btw... The "R" isn't all that great anymore since most of the ladies moved to a new location.