The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=PythagorasHP;2406130]I'll just put it out there and say I don't like you. You remind me of that Jaguar guy that got banned awhile ago for basically being a dick. Seems like you're going down the same road he did; threatens SPs with negative reviews, inflating your post count, picking fights with other members, and acting like you're so cool paying girls for sex.

I'm always leery about guys that come out of nowhere and posts daily about nonsense.[/QUOTE]Well so very sorry you and others don't like me. I truly am besides myself right now in tears. I take all these negative comments about me as a compliment! It's a beautiful day outside and I don't know about you but I will enjoy it.

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2405118]I take that as a compliment PorkChopp. StrokinJoe does have a little extra time on his idle hands sometimes and the "devil" finds work for them to do. But even I pass on some of the well known SW's when they reach a certain point. It is like a game for me, hit them while they're hot, drop them when they're not. And yes, my reviews are "crazy" sometimes, you oughta be a fly on the wall LOL.[/QUOTE]Strokinjoe.

Your cool but I don't know if I'd want to be a fly on the wall watching your hairy ass bang some SW no offense guy LOL.

Hahahahah.

Porkchopp.

As of late I have been having a lot of dreams fall apart at the last minute. It has been said this is going to happen in this hobby for sure and I understand that but what really annoys me is the lack of communication. I understand things come up hell I have had to reschedule dreams myself but one thing I never do is leave the person hanging. When that's the case your left to wonder what's up did I do something wrong and so on especially when the radio silence goes on for days after said scheduled dream. Come on now how hard is it to send a message or a call saying the dog ate my phone and I had to follow him around until he shit it out so I could contact you again. There's also been some talk of threats of negative reviews for which for me personally is the hardest review to write. Well hell after the above stated occurences happen a couple of times should I just write the review and be done with it or should I offer the provider a chance to make amends. I don't know what's the right way to go but I have offered for them to make it right and all be forgotten I sure hope no ones takes that as a threat because for me it's based on the reality of the hobby. So there it is in a mongers nutshell and we mongers always like nutting! As always take care and be safe my fellow mongers!

Nonsense is a really good description for all of this.

In my humble opinion. And based on my limited time as a member of this forum. I'd say that all of this talking (you're a jerk. No YOU'RE a jerk) doesn't really help anyone else execute the mission of this board which is to share information to aid in folks have great dreams.

Again, in my opinion and based on my experience, there's a really simple playbook that you can follow to find success and avoid drama.

It goes like this.

1 - Do your homework. Read the forum, get all the information and opinions you can.

2 - Take the plunge. Based on that info, pick someone you want to reach out to, in order to dream with.

3 - If you have a negative experience. Write about it. Let others know, but be specific.

4 - If you have a positive experience. Write about it. Don't over-blow the experience, but be accurate and honest and fun. Also, and this is really important, have that experience verified publicly by the provider. This will provide you with some measure of a "seal of approval" and will open many more doors than could be opened simply by posting comments on a message board.

That's it. That's all it takes.

[QUOTE=PythagorasHP;2406130]I'll just put it out there and say I don't like you. You remind me of that Jaguar guy that got banned awhile ago for basically being a dick. Seems like you're going down the same road he did; threatens SPs with negative reviews, inflating your post count, picking fights with other members, and acting like you're so cool paying girls for sex.

I'm always leery about guys that come out of nowhere and posts daily about nonsense.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PythagorasHP;2406130]I'll just put it out there and say I don't like you. You remind me of that Jaguar guy that got banned awhile ago for basically being a dick. Seems like you're going down the same road he did; threatens SPs with negative reviews, inflating your post count, picking fights with other members, and acting like you're so cool paying girls for sex.

I'm always leery about guys that come out of nowhere and posts daily about nonsense.[/QUOTE]Chris5 did not "come out of nowhere". If you review his SM postings, up until VERY recently he posted from South Florida mostly WPB. I did take note that a majority of those postings dealt with SW providers and its quite the leap to go from there to a Dahlia or Michelle 1. I think our two gems must know something that we don't about who they want to see and why. Jaguar was a dick and a pain but he spent a lot of cash (so he claimed) and shared great intel with this board. I don't think, especially now with this Rat Trap thread, that being a dick gets you thrown off so Chris5 may be safe for now. If you recall, Jaguar was RESTRICTED from posting on Rat Trap (he has his own thread! A2 bottled him up good! I will advise Chris5 here now publicly that he is messing with see-3 who is not just an "old guy with cash" but a highly respected Senior Member here. Keep it up and your PM intel from most on this board will be non existent going forward.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2406146]Well so very sorry you and others don't like me. I truly am besides myself right now in tears. I take all these negative comments about me as a compliment! It's a beautiful day outside and I don't know about you but I will enjoy it.[/QUOTE]Hey, maybe you pronounce this: CHRISJAGXF5.

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2406004]But bullshit walks!!

See the thing is some providers have the option of seeing who they want, actually we all have that choice but some don't make that choice.

Druggies and bottom of the barrel chicks will see whoever. Stellar 5 star service, good personality, looks and communication will be able to give you the option of being at least somewhat selective.

The fact that a gentlemen knew who ashley23 was but not mystikal blows my fukkin mind! What fukkin hole have you had your head in? Remember you are the company you keep.

C3 you are always good in my book. The comment about the chick that sees you but doesn't like you must like something about you, even if it is just your money. Once again just another reason to avoid the unseasoned nonprofessional girls. You should NEVER discuss other clients with other clients, That isn't their business. Loose lips sink ships.

Seems to me that those think an arrogant asshole that degrades them by speaking of their shallow demeanor and lack of intelligence are easily manipulated by either the money or smooth talk. Either way it is a shame.

Before I get tore a new ass for putting my thoughts out there guess what idgaf. My bills are paid. My business like approach to running a business does me well. I got a small circle of ladies I can rely on on here with solid reputations, know the business and I can depend on to have my back. Plenty of gentlemen I can call my friends.

Some of you need to quit stirring the pot and causing ripples that can compromise the safety of all of us. Don't try to school us on subjects that we already know and that it is starting to come to light that you know absolutely nothing about, perfect example of the white knighting those for discounts and feeding their habit.

Deuces and I am out.

Stay safe you all. Just starve out the assholes they will eventually disappear.

Xoxo.

Paige.[/QUOTE]I love you girly you like the best friend I. Never had can't wait to meet you!!

Well, I'm not the one that called me the President or the Chamber of Commerce. I do think I called myself the Welcome Wagon once. I think it is all fine. Funny, for sure. Those of us that have been here any length of time have a healthy respect for each other and the ladies. I feel there is lots of good intel to share and I do try to keep the bull shit level to a minimum. My reviews are honest, never inflated. My advice is tested. I label it when I am a White Knight for what it is.

As for the lady in question, yeah, I have had lunch with her, as well as a couple of ladies you have listed as your ATF's. And others, too. I once took one of your favs shopping. Hell, you may have even seen one of the outfits I bought her. And as for helping a guy get a date, well, that dog ain't gonna hunt. The ladies set their own standards. I am just happy my references are good enough.

I believe in a strong board. I am active here and in Las Vegas and more recently have gotten active in San Diego. The band is about to do a Northeast tour and, frankly, I just draw a line from Chicago to Washington, DC and become a monk anywhere north of that line. Even the girls trying to crash in the stage door are more trouble than they are worth. Next, we do the Southwest, including Dallas, LV and Southern California. Now THAT is worth the price of admission.

C3.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2406105]This response to this post you wrote was very good info. OUR so called board pres C3 thinks we are all douchbags. LOL. We meaning members who call out the so called legendary providers. Good luck in getting her to see you. Maybe C3 can take her out to lunch and convince her to see you buddy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Camera3;2406483]Well, I'm not the one that called me the President or the Chamber of Commerce. I do think I called myself the Welcome Wagon once. I think it is all fine. Funny, for sure. Those of us that have been here any length of time have a healthy respect for each other and the ladies. I feel there is lots of good intel to share and I do try to keep the bull shit level to a minimum. My reviews are honest, never inflated. My advice is tested. I label it when I am a White Knight for what it is.

As for the lady in question, yeah, I have had lunch with her, as well as a couple of ladies you have listed as your ATF's. And others, too. I once took one of your favs shopping. Hell, you may have even seen one of the outfits I bought her. And as for helping a guy get a date, well, that dog ain't gonna hunt. The ladies set their own standards. I am just happy my references are good enough.

I believe in a strong board. I am active here and in Las Vegas and more recently have gotten active in San Diego. The band is about to do a Northeast tour and, frankly, I just draw a line from Chicago to Washington, DC and become a monk anywhere north of that line. Even the girls trying to crash in the stage door are more trouble than they are worth. Next, we do the Southwest, including Dallas, LV and Southern California. Now THAT is worth the price of admission.

C3.[/QUOTE]I have to say I have only seen good decent intel from C3 with a dash of sarcasm and humor thrown in as any good literary work should have. In my humble opinion all the bickering backstabbing and such should be left to the soap operas this board once again should be for the purpose of helping fellow mongers have safe dreams with safe ladies and all the information that helps us all stay safe. As always take care and stay safe my fellow mongers !

[QUOTE=PythagorasHP;2406130]I'll just put it out there and say I don't like you. You remind me of that Jaguar guy that got banned awhile ago for basically being a dick. Seems like you're going down the same road he did; threatens SPs with negative reviews, inflating your post count, picking fights with other members, and acting like you're so cool paying girls for sex.

I'm always leery about guys that come out of nowhere and posts daily about nonsense.[/QUOTE]Since he can't pronounce your name I guess He's never heard of your theorem either. LOL.

I loved your last sentence, sums up your logic completely and believe me you are not the only one who came to that conclusion.

I think this guy will become so famous he may even get his own thread and become a legend in his own mind just like his buddy "Ford Focus" AKA JXL.

VS.

I probably moved to much but I got tired of reading so I just clicked it all.

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2406333]Chris5 did not "come out of nowhere". If you review his SM postings, up until VERY recently he posted from South Florida mostly WPB. I did take note that a majority of those postings dealt with SW providers and its quite the leap to go from there to a Dahlia or Michelle 1. I think our two gems must know something that we don't about who they want to see and why. Jaguar was a dick and a pain but he spent a lot of cash (so he claimed) and shared great intel with this board. I don't think, especially now with this Rat Trap thread, that being a dick gets you thrown off so Chris5 may be safe for now. If you recall, Jaguar was RESTRICTED from posting on Rat Trap (he has his own thread! A2 bottled him up good! I will advise Chris5 here now publicly that he is messing with see-3 who is not just an "old guy with cash" but a highly respected Senior Member here. Keep it up and your PM intel from most on this board will be non existent going forward.[/QUOTE]You are entitled to your opinion my friend and I will not change anything at all. There is a button called "ignore" that most of you can click.

Just sayin.

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2406004]But bullshit walks!!

See the thing is some providers have the option of seeing who they want, actually we all have that choice but some don't make that choice.

Druggies and bottom of the barrel chicks will see whoever. Stellar 5 star service, good personality, looks and communication will be able to give you the option of being at least somewhat selective.

The fact that a gentlemen knew who ashley23 was but not mystikal blows my fukkin mind! What fukkin hole have you had your head in? Remember you are the company you keep.

C3 you are always good in my book. The comment about the chick that sees you but doesn't like you must like something about you, even if it is just your money. Once again just another reason to avoid the unseasoned nonprofessional girls. You should NEVER discuss other clients with other clients, That isn't their business. Loose lips sink ships.

Seems to me that those think an arrogant asshole that degrades them by speaking of their shallow demeanor and lack of intelligence are easily manipulated by either the money or smooth talk. Either way it is a shame.

Before I get tore a new ass for putting my thoughts out there guess what idgaf. My bills are paid. My business like approach to running a business does me well. I got a small circle of ladies I can rely on on here with solid reputations, know the business and I can depend on to have my back. Plenty of gentlemen I can call my friends.

Some of you need to quit stirring the pot and causing ripples that can compromise the safety of all of us. Don't try to school us on subjects that we already know and that it is starting to come to light that you know absolutely nothing about, perfect example of the white knighting those for discounts and feeding their habit.

Deuces and I am out.

Stay safe you all. Just starve out the assholes they will eventually disappear.

Xoxo.

Paige.[/QUOTE]I was having drinks with my guys at a sports bar today and someone brought up the subject on what the hell is a legend SP? I honestly did not know the answer and I am hoping maybe someone here can help me understand what it means. I was called out by an SP for not knowing who the hell she was! LOL! I asked my group of about 7 guys who do frequent this board and BP and the other site if they ever heard of Ashley? NONE of them knew who the hell she was! Now we are not trying to be mean or rude but we are much younger than the mostly OLDER gentlemen on this board. My question is why are we supposed to know or even care who is a so called old legend or not? Is a legend an SP thats been in the hobby for a decade? I know a beautiful 24 year old housekeeper who in my opinion gives legend service, Maybe I'm just an idiot and don't know what I'm talking about. LOL. I had another SP on this board call me an asshole for not knowing her as she I guess is a legend as well. She told me her bills are paid, well guess what my bills are paid as well so we should both congratulate each other! She said she runs her service as a business, well honey business must be slow due to the fact you are posting on this board! LMFAO! JK!! I repeat JK!! I'm sure business will pick up soon for you sweetheart but not from me personally as you are completely out of age range. So if any one can help explain a legend I would appreciate it.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2406483]Well, I'm not the one that called me the President or the Chamber of Commerce. I do think I called myself the Welcome Wagon once. I think it is all fine. Funny, for sure. Those of us that have been here any length of time have a healthy respect for each other and the ladies. I feel there is lots of good intel to share and I do try to keep the bull shit level to a minimum. My reviews are honest, never inflated. My advice is tested. I label it when I am a White Knight for what it is.

As for the lady in question, yeah, I have had lunch with her, as well as a couple of ladies you have listed as your ATF's. And others, too. I once took one of your favs shopping. Hell, you may have even seen one of the outfits I bought her. And as for helping a guy get a date, well, that dog ain't gonna hunt. The ladies set their own standards. I am just happy my references are good enough.

I believe in a strong board. I am active here and in Las Vegas and more recently have gotten active in San Diego. The band is about to do a Northeast tour and, frankly, I just draw a line from Chicago to Washington, DC and become a monk anywhere north of that line. Even the girls trying to crash in the stage door are more trouble than they are worth. Next, we do the Southwest, including Dallas, LV and Southern California. Now THAT is worth the price of admission.

C3.[/QUOTE]I know you have brought clothes and lunches and dinners and I'm sure other gifts as well for the lovely ladies. You're correct I have seen an new outfit or two that you bought while I was getting a very good dream. I thank you and appreciate your kindness. You're a NICE guy to the ladies and I admire that you also date the OLD and the young. There is not much I can say positive about you and while I truly don't want A2 to kick me off this awesome forum I will say this much about you c3. For an older guy when it comes to dreaming with some of our younger SP'S you do have excellent taste!! I will give you that much! You know a cute girl when you see one and you are correct we have dreamed with a few girls that we both know so that tells me you're still an ass, but at least you're an ass who can pick a fine young woman. I'm an ASS for the most part and not really that nice. I would rather be viewed an an asshole than that "nice man".

I don't buy outfits, shoes, purses or any of that crap for an SP but hey that's just me. So I guess I just paid you a compliment C3?? I guess.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2406643]I know you have brought clothes and lunches and dinners and I'm sure other gifts as well for the lovely ladies. You're correct I have seen an new outfit or two that you bought while I was getting a very good dream. I thank you and appreciate your kindness. You're a NICE guy to the ladies and I admire that you also date the OLD and the young. There is not much I can say positive about you and while I truly don't want A2 to kick me off this awesome forum I will say this much about you c3. For an older guy when it comes to dreaming with some of our younger SP'S you do have excellent taste!! I will give you that much! You know a cute girl when you see one and you are correct we have dreamed with a few girls that we both know so that tells me you're still an ass, but at least you're an ass who can pick a fine young woman. I'm an ASS for the most part and not really that nice. I would rather be viewed an an asshole than that "nice man".

I don't buy outfits, shoes, purses or any of that crap for an SP but hey that's just me. So I guess I just paid you a compliment C3?? I guess.[/QUOTE]Yep, I think that fits you. You must be Jag, or his brother. You both smell the same.

Chris,

I wonder what you define as OLD? You keep mentioning this term and I would love for you to shed some clarification.

From what I have gathered OLD means the ones that won't take 60 mario coins for an hour of their time, won't barter, aren't easily manipulated and have standards. Don't think that we all don't talk, the OLD and the YOUNG.

My advice just stop while you are ahead. Insults won't get you anywhere in this community but banned or blacklisted. Be more respective to those around you, don't sling mud and most off don't make your assumptions into facts. You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

I am in no way trying to tell you what to do or act. That isn't my place but bad mouthing respected senior members and well regarded providers isn't way to get quality pussy or valuable intel. That's the truth ruth.

Last time I shall reference or feed into the nonsense. I think we have all made our points valid, loud and clear.

Xoxo.

Paige.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2406643]I know you have brought clothes and lunches and dinners and I'm sure other gifts as well for the lovely ladies. You're correct I have seen an new outfit or two that you bought while I was getting a very good dream. I thank you and appreciate your kindness. You're a NICE guy to the ladies and I admire that you also date the OLD and the young. There is not much I can say positive about you and while I truly don't want A2 to kick me off this awesome forum I will say this much about you c3. For an older guy when it comes to dreaming with some of our younger SP'S you do have excellent taste!! I will give you that much! You know a cute girl when you see one and you are correct we have dreamed with a few girls that we both know so that tells me you're still an ass, but at least you're an ass who can pick a fine young woman. I'm an ASS for the most park and not really that nice. I would rather be viewed an an asshole than that "nice man".

I don't buy outfits, shoes, purses or any of that crap for an SP but hey that's just me. So I guess I just paid you a compliment C3?? I guess.[/QUOTE]

What do you think?

"Run to You" by Bryan Adams. I think the lyrics are appropriate.

[URL]https://youtu.be/nCBASt507WA[/URL]

SG51.

You are always too sweet to me. Can't wait to meet you either.

Xoxo.

Paige.

[QUOTE=MissMurno69;2406430]I love you girly you like the best friend I. Never had can't wait to meet you!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2406664]Prick? Yep, I think that fits you. You must be Jag, or his brother. You both smell the same.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2406568]I think this guy will become so famous he may even get his own thread and become a legend in his own mind just like his buddy "Ford Focus" AKA JXL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2406333]Keep it up and your PM intel from most on this board will be non existent going forward.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Otwist;2406061]For Chris 5: C3 is ok and you are not coming off well here. It always amuses me when an angry person accuses others of being angry.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StevePope;2405972]I couldn't agree more with C3's accurate observation of Chris5. SP.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Camera3;2405925]Being a douche bag ass hole kinda dick is your choice. Just remember, what goes around comes around and, right now, I believe there are quite a few guys and gals that would not mind throwing you under the bus.[/QUOTE]I think we've reached a consensus by some pretty senior, and pretty respected, members of the board.

Can we all just move forward now with more interesting discussions?

Just ignore this Chris5 ass-wipe, don't respond to any of his posts, don't share any Intel with him, and if the ladies are reading this, don't let him dream with you.

Only WE can "make what goes around, come around"!

Ok this is my last post regarding this ass coward, then I am probably just using the ignore button.

Since I posted about Aurora and Ashley23, Chris5 has sent me a bunch of PMs challenging me and posted some aggressive posts about me. Loves calling me a pussy.

Well I received several PMs and many texts and calls from hobbyists and providers regarding him. They all basically said the same thing. He is a new yorker with an attitude and a bully. Some providers called me to tell me he was so aggressive and rude they would never see him again.

OK, as I am not one to be shy I PMed him that I mapquested Ashley23's hotel and that there is a bar not even two blocks away and asked him to meet as friends and discuss things and I would buy the drinks and after I would walk the block and a half to Ashleys place and have her bl+w me.

Sure enough the tough guy from new york that loves to talk shit and call people pussys never showed. Hell I told him the exact hat I would be wearing and there were only 15 cars and 5 bikes (one was mine) in the parking lot so he couldn't miss me.

Dude, you are a coward and an asshole. While waiting for you to show I made some phone calls and thru a roundabout way got in touch with Ashley23. She says you are full of shit about talking to you about Aurora and she never called you from a 305 number or any number at all. You are just JAG light. You are the typical tough guy pussy hiding behind a key board, who likes to abuse those weaker then him, as several providers told me.

I am done with you and your nonsense, you are a bully, coward, blowhard and a fool. Anytime you want to man up and meet me in person to discuss issues face to face just let me know. You didn't show up last night but maybe some day you will grow a pair. (A2 THIS IS NO WAY A THREAT, I WOULD LOVE TO TALK AS MEN FACE TO FACE< WITH NO VIOLENCE, TO DISCUSS THE ISSUES) In the past I have made the same statement to other hobbyists and providers and met many of them without incident and some to this day are friends of mine.

Chris5 you are a legend in your own mind, you are a fool and a moron. With that said Peace out, just one more on the ignore list.

[QUOTE=Potsy;2406996]Ok this is my last post regarding this ass coward, then I am probably just using the ignore button.

Since I posted about Aurora and Ashley23, Chris5 has sent me a bunch of PMs challenging me and posted some aggressive posts about me. Loves calling me a pussy.

Well I received several PMs and many texts and calls from hobbyists and providers regarding him. They all basically said the same thing. He is a new yorker with an attitude and a bully. Some providers called me to tell me he was so aggressive and rude they would never see him again.

OK, as I am not one to be shy I PMed him that I mapquested Ashley23's hotel and that there is a bar not even two blocks away and asked him to meet as friends and discuss things and I would buy the drinks and after I would walk the block and a half to Ashleys place and have her bl+w me.

Sure enough the tough guy from new york that loves to talk shit and call people pussys never showed. Hell I told him the exact hat I would be wearing and there were only 15 cars and 5 bikes (one was mine) in the parking lot so he couldn't miss me.

Dude, you are a coward and an asshole. While waiting for you to show I made some phone calls and thru a roundabout way got in touch with Ashley23. She says you are full of shit about talking to you about Aurora and she never called you from a 305 number or any number at all. You are just JAG light. You are the typical tough guy pussy hiding behind a key board, who likes to abuse those weaker then him, as several providers told me.

I am done with you and your nonsense, you are a bully, coward, blowhard and a fool. Anytime you want to man up and meet me in person to discuss issues face to face just let me know. You didn't show up last night but maybe some day you will grow a pair. (A2 THIS IS NO WAY A THREAT, I WOULD LOVE TO TALK AS MEN FACE TO FACE< WITH NO VIOLENCE, TO DISCUSS THE ISSUES) In the past I have made the same statement to other hobbyists and providers and met many of them without incident and some to this day are friends of mine.

Chris5 you are a legend in your own mind, you are a fool and a moron. With that said Peace out, just one more on the ignore list.[/QUOTE]Potsy just click ignore on me and you will be all good dude. I seriously think you need anger management or simply just need to get laid. Pull out your cash if you have any, and go and have some fun with a chick dude. I'm so terrified right now I'm shaking with fear. LOL.

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2406665]Chris,

I wonder what you define as OLD? You keep mentioning this term and I would love for you to shed some clarification.

From what I have gathered OLD means the ones that won't take 60 mario coins for an hour of their time, won't barter, aren't easily manipulated and have standards. Don't think that we all don't talk, the OLD and the YOUNG.

My advice just stop while you are ahead. Insults won't get you anywhere in this community but banned or blacklisted. Be more respective to those around you, don't sling mud and most off don't make your assumptions into facts. You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

I am in no way trying to tell you what to do or act. That isn't my place but bad mouthing respected senior members and well regarded providers isn't way to get quality pussy or valuable intel. That's the truth ruth.

Last time I shall reference or feed into the nonsense. I think we have all made our points valid, loud and clear.

Xoxo.

Paige.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your advice, and my advice to you would be to lose some weight. I have seen a few of your pics and you need a diet sweetie and your face probably has wrinkles. You have NEVER received a text from me for a dream so please don't lie on me and say yea he TRIED dreaming with me as well. Nothing personal but OLD to me is typically any woman over 30 and also a woman with a decade or more experience in the hobby. Just MY opinion. You asked and I am giving you my response. So now I know you will say this or that about me but so what, Today is Saturday and a beautiful day and I'm going to enjoy it and a couple of young lovely ladies, yes I will not forget to bring cash. LOL.

Have a lovely day sweetheart.

Some good reads in the trap this morning. Nothing like starting the day with a stack pf waffles, hashbrowns, biscuits and eggs reading the rat trap. I do love some waffle house.

I also love the ignore button. Silence is golden.

Xoxo.

Paige.

Hoping to dream about making 2 new friends at the same time and together the three of us enjoy the most amazing of adventures but sadly sleep seems to elude me and I don't know who I should call for help. Can anyone provide advice on who is the best at helping me fall asleep and drift off to dreamland?

If I was to see Bmulane, I'm sure it would be a disaster. I'm sure now this is why I will NEVER think of having anyone under 30 over to visit. If I was to see bmulane. I'm sure he would have at least showered before he came to visit me. I'm sure he wouldn't ask to take such explicit pictures of me that ANY provider wouldn't let take place. And I'm quite sure that if trojan hats arent good enough that he would have brought his own. Also. Since I never ask for donation up front I'm sure he would never. EVER short me even if I let him stay 25 minutes longer than scheduled. So if any other ladies are reading this. And guys also. Please be showered. Be respectful. And don't rip off the provider. And write a bad review. Thank you to all that are my regulars. And thank you bmulane. You have opened my eyes to wwhat expext from very immature members that try to manipulate providers by using this board as a weapon.

[QUOTE=HottBrittney;2407696]If I was to see Bmulane, I'm sure it would be a disaster. I'm sure now this is why I will NEVER think of having anyone under 30 over to visit. If I was to see bmulane. I'm sure he would have at least showered before he came to visit me. I'm sure he wouldn't ask to take such explicit pictures of me that ANY provider wouldn't let take place. And I'm quite sure that if trojan hats arent good enough that he would have brought his own. Also. Since I never ask for donation up front I'm sure he would never. EVER short me even if I let him stay 25 minutes longer than scheduled. So if any other ladies are reading this. And guys also. Please be showered. Be respectful. And don't rip off the provider. And write a bad review. Thank you to all that are my regulars. And thank you bmulane. You have opened my eyes to wwhat expext from very immature members that try to manipulate providers by using this board as a weapon.[/QUOTE]This is a classic case of he said this and she said that crap! I will immediately start off by saying the CUSTOMER is ALWAYS right! Other OLD senior members on this board will jump all over this so called YOUNGER under thirty board member and blast him and call him names and he threatened an SP by using this and using that as intimidation and blah blah blah. C3 will weigh in on this and IMMEDIATELY agree with the SP and call the younger board member an asshole and a few other names as well because he has it good with SP'S, and who he takes out on dates and say that certain members here are all bad news especially the newer ones. Well my brother Brian I as being part of the younger crowd on this board will tell you that even though I was NOT there and in the room I believe your version a 100 fucking percent! Let's break it down, Brian says he asked for private photos BEFORE he stepped foot into her door via text I'm sure and she said YES and she seemed enthusiastic about doing it. I am sure he was willing to pay an extra tip for the photos, I'm assuming. Then upon the dream starting she says NO. She has a right to say no to the pics but why tell the monger OK just to get him to come over and visit you.

2nd, he says he was disappointed in her looks, OK that's his right and his opinion to think that way, 3rd, SP says he needed a shower? Ok and your point? He says the room was smelling bad upon his arrival and now all of a sudden its the monger needing a shower? I'm sure you would have taken this dirty un showered mongers CASH? So whether he says you needed a shower or you say he needed a shower who fucking cares. An SP JOB is to satisfy her clients at all cost as he is the one who is paying his CASH for the fucking dream so again customer is always fucking right. An SP can promise the world to a monger just to get him in the room and then all the changes of this or that starts to take place, again I wasn't in the room but if I had negotiated an extra request such as taking private pics and then this service did not happen due to the SP having a change of heart about the oh so terrible pic requests then guess what * You're ass aint getting the extra cash for the pic request! This fellow member posted a negative experience with an SP and I take HIM at his word, he is the customer and he says he was not satisfied, now for an SP to come on a male only site and defend herself is laughable! There are other more SENIOR citizen members who will trash this new member and myself but anyone who knows anything about me knows I could care less what these clowns think of me.

If I were HottBrittney I would send Brian a text or a PM apologizing for her shitty actions and offer him a free or reduced session instead of trashing the customer on our board, she's crying like he did this or he did that and he threatened to give me a bad review and he's using this board as a weapon. Ridiculous comments from an SP, business must be fucking slow for you as well as you have time to come and complain in the rat trap. Now just sit back and watch other senior members stick up for you and defend you which is probably your intent of your post, CUSTOMER is always right. I'm sure C3 will take you out to lunch and put his arms around you and tell how awful these newer generation members are. Enjoy the lunch and let me know if there are any specials being served at the restaurant he takes you to because you know I love DISCOUNTS baby.

Brittney you are correct in expecting men to be showered and leave the agreed upon donation. Shit a dude try to take pics of me I am smashing that phone and kicking his ass. I don't see men under 30 either. It is OUR choice. I cap it off around 55 but make exceptions sometimes, it is more about not having alot of older men coming in and out of my apt than anything.

If I still ate meat I would be pouring sausage gravy all over this damn plate of wafflehouse but I will stick to maple syrup all over it.

Didn't give meat up as a diet choice but as a personal choice, balance and good vibrations. Thats my advice for the day, good karma, what goes around comes around. Do things to bring good vibrations.

Xoxo.

Paige.

I assume the bus is stuck on a round about and everyone mentioned is pointing fingers at each other as it continues to go in circles getting no where. But sometimes since I am not there I really don't know what's going on but I am going to talk, to talk, because I like to hear myself talk. Cliff notes version. IMHO.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2408125]This is a classic case of he said this and she said that crap! I will immediately start off by saying the CUSTOMER is ALWAYS right! Other OLD senior members on this board will jump all over this so called YOUNGER under thirty board member and blast him and call him names and he threatened an SP by using this and using that as intimidation and blah blah blah. C3 will weigh in on this and IMMEDIATELY agree with the SP and call the younger board member an asshole and a few other names as well because he has it good with SP'S, and who he takes out on dates and say that certain members here are all bad news especially the newer ones. Well my brother Brian I as being part of the younger crowd on this board will tell you that even though I was NOT there and in the room I believe your version a 100 fucking percent! Let's break it down, Brian says he asked for private photos BEFORE he stepped foot into her door via text I'm sure and she said YES and she seemed enthusiastic about doing it. I am sure he was willing to pay an extra tip for the photos, I'm assuming. Then upon the dream starting she says NO. She has a right to say no to the pics but why tell the monger OK just to get him to come over and visit you.

2nd, he says he was disappointed in her looks, OK that's his right and his opinion to think that way, 3rd, SP says he needed a shower? Ok and your point? He says the room was smelling bad upon his arrival and now all of a sudden its the monger needing a shower? I'm sure you would have taken this dirty un showered mongers CASH? So whether he says you needed a shower or you say he needed a shower who fucking cares. An SP JOB is to satisfy her clients at all cost as he is the one who is paying his CASH for the fucking dream so again customer is always fucking right. An SP can promise the world to a monger just to get him in the room and then all the changes of this or that starts to take place, again I wasn't in the room but if I had negotiated an extra request such as taking private pics and then this service did not happen due to the SP having a change of heart about the oh so terrible pic requests then guess what * You're ass aint getting the extra cash for the pic request! This fellow member posted a negative experience with an SP and I take HIM at his word, he is the customer and he says he was not satisfied, now for an SP to come on a male only site and defend herself is laughable! There are other more SENIOR citizen members who will trash this new member and myself but anyone who knows anything about me knows I could care less what these clowns think of me.

If I were HottBrittney I would send Brian a text or a PM apologizing for her shitty actions and offer him a free or reduced session instead of trashing the customer on our board, she's crying like he did this or he did that and he threatened to give me a bad review and he's using this board as a weapon. Ridiculous comments from an SP, business must be fucking slow for you as well as you have time to come and complain in the rat trap. Now just sit back and watch other senior members stick up for you and defend you which is probably your intent of your post, CUSTOMER is always right. I'm sure C3 will take you out to lunch and put his arms around you and tell how awful these newer generation members are. Enjoy the lunch and let me know if there are any specials being served at the restaurant he takes you to because you know I love DISCOUNTS baby.[/QUOTE]

First and foremost thank you for the compliment. I am well over 30.2nd I totally respect a providers right to not want to take pics. The part I don't respect is how you have told me multiple times before we met that you were all about it. I am not going to address the rest of this cause its non sense. I stand by my words and it simply is not in my usasg history to attack any Sp or mongers. But when you flat out lie and in a sense rip me off I am going to protect the brotherhood and let them know what you are up to. This matter and issue is now closed. I think the brothers for your support. Many of you have emailed me about this and I stand with you.

[QUOTE=HottBrittney;2407696]If I was to see Bmulane, I'm sure it would be a disaster. I'm sure now this is why I will NEVER think of having anyone under 30 over to visit. If I was to see bmulane. I'm sure he would have at least showered before he came to visit me. I'm sure he wouldn't ask to take such explicit pictures of me that ANY provider wouldn't let take place. And I'm quite sure that if trojan hats arent good enough that he would have brought his own. Also. Since I never ask for donation up front I'm sure he would never. EVER short me even if I let him stay 25 minutes longer than scheduled. So if any other ladies are reading this. And guys also. Please be showered. Be respectful. And don't rip off the provider. And write a bad review. Thank you to all that are my regulars. And thank you bmulane. You have opened my eyes to wwhat expext from very immature members that try to manipulate providers by using this board as a weapon.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2408125]This is a classic case of he said this and she said that crap! I will immediately start off by saying the CUSTOMER is ALWAYS right! Other OLD senior members on this board will jump all over this so called YOUNGER under thirty board member and blast him and call him names and he threatened an SP by using this and using that as intimidation and blah blah blah. C3 will weigh in on this and IMMEDIATELY agree with the SP and call the younger board member an asshole and a few other names as well because he has it good with SP'S, and who he takes out on dates and say that certain members here are all bad news especially the newer ones. Well my brother Brian I as being part of the younger crowd on this board will tell you that even though I was NOT there and in the room I believe your version a 100 fucking percent! Let's break it down, Brian says he asked for private photos BEFORE he stepped foot into her door via text I'm sure and she said YES and she seemed enthusiastic about doing it. I am sure he was willing to pay an extra tip for the photos, I'm assuming. Then upon the dream starting she says NO. She has a right to say no to the pics but why tell the monger OK just to get him to come over and visit you.

2nd, he says he was disappointed in her looks, OK that's his right and his opinion to think that way, 3rd, SP says he needed a shower? Ok and your point? He says the room was smelling bad upon his arrival and now all of a sudden its the monger needing a shower? I'm sure you would have taken this dirty un showered mongers CASH? So whether he says you needed a shower or you say he needed a shower who fucking cares. An SP JOB is to satisfy her clients at all cost as he is the one who is paying his CASH for the fucking dream so again customer is always fucking right. An SP can promise the world to a monger just to get him in the room and then all the changes of this or that starts to take place, again I wasn't in the room but if I had negotiated an extra request such as taking private pics and then this service did not happen due to the SP having a change of heart about the oh so terrible pic requests then guess what * You're ass aint getting the extra cash for the pic request! This fellow member posted a negative experience with an SP and I take HIM at his word, he is the customer and he says he was not satisfied, now for an SP to come on a male only site and defend herself is laughable! There are other more SENIOR citizen members who will trash this new member and myself but anyone who knows anything about me knows I could care less what these clowns think of me.

If I were HottBrittney I would send Brian a text or a PM apologizing for her shitty actions and offer him a free or reduced session instead of trashing the customer on our board, she's crying like he did this or he did that and he threatened to give me a bad review and he's using this board as a weapon. Ridiculous comments from an SP, business must be fucking slow for you as well as you have time to come and complain in the rat trap. Now just sit back and watch other senior members stick up for you and defend you which is probably your intent of your post, CUSTOMER is always right. I'm sure C3 will take you out to lunch and put his arms around you and tell how awful these newer generation members are. Enjoy the lunch and let me know if there are any specials being served at the restaurant he takes you to because you know I love DISCOUNTS baby.[/QUOTE]I don't know the SP or the monger, but in this business, I'm sorry to burst you bubble, the customer is NOT always right. A provider is still a woman, and no means no, if it's a specific service that is not offered, you should have done a little homework to find what you wanted. I have only had one person ever short me on a donation, and I'm willing to bet that he never does it to anyone else, but it happens. I always offer a shower, now, if the gentleman declines, and he still stinks, then sorry he has to go. No refunds. My donations are for my time, not a service. Point blank. Period.

Going to dip my toes in the sometimes article ice bath sometimes Dante's inferior hot tube otherwise known as the Rat Trap and offer my 7 cents of on the war of the roses between C3 and Chris5. My contributions have basically been restricted to providing hopefully detailed fictional accounts of short stories generated with the help of some wonderful local muses; be it legends or otherwise. So, I'm a bit out of my comfort zone.

First, I appreciate the direct no nonsense in your face reviews, comments, banter, ramblings, whatever of one Chris5. The board is for intel, but also for amusement which for me motivates me to come back and enjoy the read as I search for Intel. Thanks Chris5.

For C3, the chairman, the honorary president, the Donald of this site; all affectionate terms bestowed by others, I appreciate his unique prospective on life and the hobby. When I first joined, I reached out to C3 in PM seeking advice on how to get my foot in the door. He took the time to educate me up and offered some pointers and recommendations and how to just go about things with the ladies. Point is he cares about the site, he recognizes that we must encourage and nurture the inexperienced and that the forum gets stronger with new blood. (Managed to author several short stories with Michele1 l, Dahlia, Nana, quickly out of the gate whereas other newbies struggled with the secret formula to establish credibility). Thanks C3.

That said, I would appreciate toning down the personal attacks just a bit. Like C3 sort of hinted at, us hobbyists are in essence a bit pathetic, paying for dreams. So, no one should be beating their chests, proud of their accomplishments. We are paying for dreams. And no one should attack the elder members. Fact is you reach a point in life where you become a "ghost" to the younger ladies. No matter how suave and debonair you once were, your now invisible, yet you still have the same attraction for freshness. And so your resort to your one overpowering remaining attractive quality, your wallet, cause in the end the tastiness of the meal is the same regardless of whether it's complimentary or paid for.

And can we lay off any attack on our wonderful muses on this site. There is a negative tread, if you have a bad dream, and yes if the physical characteristics aren't to your satisfaction, then perfectly ok to factually describe as part of the intel service we provide each other. But I think attacking someone's physical attributes merely because they voice an opinion differing from yours is just classless.

Chris5, fuck all the women you can, I'm rooting for you, I want you to bring good intel to the site. Continue to be an ass, it's amusing and sometimes very entertaining. Just asking you play a littler nicer in the community sandbox. It is a community, there are certain norms we should not go outside of. Being an ass, believe you have described yourself as such, is perfectly within the rules. Just think about dialing it back down a bit. Don't respond by telling me about the ignore button. You would miss the point-your posts are enjoyable, intel great; I value it, but just dial it back so I don't have to read another freakin useless post about the wheels going round and round. FH69.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2408125]This is a classic case of he said this and she said that crap! I will immediately start off by saying <clip>

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[/QUOTE]If I was Chris5, I would SHUT THE FUCK UP!

He had his say, and she had her say. We don't really need you chiming in from left field (who wasn't in the room) to put in your 5 cents.

Who made Chris5 the Board Moderator? Oh, that's right, he crowned himself King. After all, he is a Legend in his own mind.

The other board members are quite capable of reading his review, and her response, and coming to their own conclusions!

Young Bull Chris.

I don't usually post here, but congrats on your part for earning the well deserved title of "FUCKING IDIOT" Just go back and read our senseless posts and for what? You haven't proved a point yet, except to keep digging your hole deeper and deeper. Young Bull, there comes a time when a person needs to put down the shovel and move on. I speculate most bridges are burned by now. Yeah, you can change names, monger phones, but the cycle will repeat itself. Myself, I vote for you having your own thread since you aren't doing the most important thing this board is for and that is to share info and be a good steward of the board, you are not. Keep digging Young Bull.

No response needed from you, I have already had my chuckles for the day.

JC.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2408125]This is a classic case of he said this and she said that crap! I will immediately start off by saying the CUSTOMER is ALWAYS right! Other OLD senior members on this board will jump all over this so called YOUNGER under thirty board member and blast him and call him names and he threatened an SP by using this and using that as intimidation and blah blah blah. C3 will weigh in on this and IMMEDIATELY agree with the SP and call the younger board member an asshole and a few other names as well because he has it good with SP'S, and who he takes out on dates and say that certain members here are all bad news especially the newer ones. [/QUOTE]

Young guy walks into a crowded room and takes a smelly shit on the floor in the middle of the room. Other people in the room say, "You can't do that and you need to clean it up. " Young guys says in response, "You all are old, fat and angry people and I can do what ever I want. " That about sums this up.

That's got to be some kinda record. Daddy had to stop the car twice in his first two days. Jag and Swag didn't accomplish that. It is one thing to piss off all of us. It is another to piss off the ladies. But pissing off A2 is sorta like pissing off the waiter before he brings you your food. There are just some things in life that are plain stupid. And stupid oughta hurt.

I think it's time to pop some pop corn and see how that battle plays out.

C3.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2407087]Thanks for your advice, and my advice to you would be to lose some weight. I have seen a few of your pics and you need a diet sweetie and your face probably has wrinkles. You have NEVER received a text from me for a dream so please don't lie on me and say yea he TRIED dreaming with me as well. Nothing personal but OLD to me is typically any woman over 30 and also a woman with a decade or more experience in the hobby. Just MY opinion. You asked and I am giving you my response. So now I know you will say this or that about me but so what, Today is Saturday and a beautiful day and I'm going to enjoy it and a couple of young lovely ladies, yes I will not forget to bring cash. LOL.

Have a lovely day sweetheart.[/QUOTE]You speak about the OLD (over 30) and how you don't see the OLD ones or the Non Spinners. Well I read your review of my girl Jersey or did I dream all of which I thought I read?? She is OVER 30 and isn't a spinner, so WTF Chris? Honey you yourself can't be all that you think you are or you wouldn't be on the hunt to BUY PUSSY. Some of you guys I would loooove to buy you at what you're worth and turn around and sell you for what you THINK you're worth, hell I would NEVER have to work again. Ha Ha Ha Ha. And to think all of this juvenile behavior erupted over he say she say BULLSHIT! Bridges are never rebuilt once they are burned not in this hobby. Good luck to you sir.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

That does about sums it up.

Funny thing is that some of the OLD people he references are his age or younger. And I think acting violent towards a provider is much more angry than any comments that were made to or about him.

I've put him on ignore a few days ago. Negative energy isn't good, plus why feed into it and give him what he wants??

Stay safe all.

Xoxo.

Paige.

[QUOTE=Otwist;2408649]Young guy walks into a crowded room and takes a smelly shit on the floor in the middle of the room. Other people in the room say, "You can't do that and you need to clean it up. " Young guys says in response, "You all are old, fat and angry people and I can do what ever I want. " That about sums this up.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2407087]Thanks for your advice, and my advice to you would be to lose some weight. I have seen a few of your pics and you need a diet sweetie and your face probably has wrinkles. You have NEVER received a text from me for a dream so please don't lie on me and say yea he TRIED dreaming with me as well. Nothing personal but OLD to me is typically any woman over 30 and also a woman with a decade or more experience in the hobby. Just MY opinion. You asked and I am giving you my response. So now I know you will say this or that about me but so what, Today is Saturday and a beautiful day and I'm going to enjoy it and a couple of young lovely ladies, yes I will not forget to bring cash. LOL.

Have a lovely day sweetheart.[/QUOTE]I guess I'm old cause not only am I 36 but I also have a decade in the biz but guess what? The 20 somethings don't seem to mind (they like the experience and MILF does a body good) and the older guys don't seem to care either cause they know when they come to see what to expect. A drama free good time. So I'm not 20 something but if this what the 20 something's have to deal I will gladly pass Also the customer is NOT right if he's smelly, abusive, rude, or derogatory if you are any of the above you are not only wrong, I would rather not have your business. You can't please all the people all the time but what you can do is provide solid service for YEARS and wait for your phone to ring. Just sayin'.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2408707]That's got to be some kinda record. Daddy had to stop the car twice in his first two days. Jag and Swag didn't accomplish that. It is one thing to piss off all of us. It is another to piss off the ladies. But pissing off A2 is sorta like pissing off the waiter before he brings you your food. There are just some things in life that are plain stupid. And stupid oughta hurt.

I think it's time to pop some pop corn and see how that battle plays out.

C3.[/QUOTE]This all sounds like a movie " Jag tries to get revenge!

[QUOTE=Camera3;2408707]That's got to be some kinda record. Daddy had to stop the car twice in his first two days. Jag and Swag didn't accomplish that. It is one thing to piss off all of us. It is another to piss off the ladies. But pissing off A2 is sorta like pissing off the waiter before he brings you your food. There are just some things in life that are plain stupid. And stupid oughta hurt.

I think it's time to pop some pop corn and see how that battle plays out.

C3.[/QUOTE]Grab your seats kids and place your orders. We have all the flavors you might want. Check out the menu and let us know what you want.

C3, your's is on the house.