Massage Parlor Reports

Fabulous BJ today and then off to a gorgeous Asian CMT for a top notch legit massage. Total cost. 150 for two hours with an hour break in between.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1483907][url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/thp/3109743851.html[/url]

Been analyzing all the stories. I'm concluding this is just another divorced pork chop who thinks she is hotter than what she is. I'm pretty sure if a good looking guys showed some patience and interest in her, appeared to be boyfriend material, she will provide anything you want. Reminds me of the one next to China Inn. Divorced single mom, broke, fat, hangs out at taverns, lots of hookups with Mr Wrongs, just dying for some nice guys to make her feel special and pretty.

Well most of us don't want to invest that kind of time. We want the other mongers to break her in so we don't have to waste time getting massages hoping the next visit will turn into more.

I've lost count of all the CMTs I've seduced. Started out with a real massage. Charm them over time. Maybe go for coffee. Pretend I'm listening as the complain about having no money, no husband, and bipolar kids. Then after they have talked it all out they need a pacifier to suck on and calm them down. Thats when little Lefty makes his appearance.

But I don't like doing that because its time consuming and its like having a girlfriend. I don't like getting too personally involved with loser women, or any women in general.[/QUOTE]I saw her. Thought I might get more if I tried, but I didn't try. Massage was weak at best. Not worth it. Even if she did more, not sure I'd be interested. Cute face, but every thing else has some miles on it.

[QUOTE=BadAz Mofo;1484031]I did and Lefty is spot on with his report. She's dressed in a semi-provocative way so you think things will go one way but then you get into her room and there's jesus statues in there. Massage itself was decent but despite the way she's dressed and the flirty conversation, you are draped and she has no desire to see your cock, offer a helping hand or let you help yourself. Looking for a decent massage from a cute big girl, go for it. Otherwise look elsewhere for a HE.[/QUOTE]Looks like BadAz & Lefty had bad experiences with this one. My experience was mixed (yes, decent actual massage) & I was frustrated with the mixed signals I was getting. I see she's removed her CL post. When I was there I noticed there are 2 other massage providers in her building. Pretty rare, if you ask me. It's like finding 3 law firms all in the same small office complex. Any of you visited with either of the other 2? I have not (yet). PM me if you prefer.

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Saw Liz, same thing. Short dress, some dirty talk. Lingering at the end making you think more was possible. And then nothing. I didn't have an appointment with another person in the "RX office", but I saw her. Skinny and weird looking. I wouldn't be interested. Liz has a cute face, said she used to work at ComedySportz, so she is entertaining, but if you are looking for more (or someone who isn't 200 lb +) you may want to look elsewhere.

I'm not going to be cruel towards BBW's or their admirers, but thank you for the weight update, Basset69!

[QUOTE=Basset69;1485216]Saw Liz, same thing. Short dress, some dirty talk. Lingering at the end making you think more was possible. And then nothing. I didn't have an appointment with another person in the "RX office", but I saw her. Skinny and weird looking. I wouldn't be interested. Liz has a cute face, said she used to work at ComedySportz, so she is entertaining, but if you are looking for more (or someone who isn't 200 lb +) you may want to look elsewhere.[/QUOTE]

Sorry, no disrespect meant. Just not my cup of tea, and since her ad only shows face, I thought people might want to know the package. I'm no Brad Pitt either LOL

I saw Courtney recently and she was looking good. I happen to be at this apt complex in Brookfield visiting one of my upscale providers. The sign said Georgetown and Wisconsin, I believe, just north of BlueMound near her office. She was at the swimming pool walking around and laying out getting some sun. Its like about 1pm or so, I'm guessing her new kid is down for a nap. Thought about walking over just saying hello but I didn't. She did look very pretty in her bikini.

None taken! We need to be honest. She cornered me in a private email, like she was gods gift to the massage world. She actually came off like an intelligent bully. I get it now: probably a defensive tactic over her weight.

[QUOTE=Basset69;1485906]Sorry, no disrespect meant. Just not my cup of tea, and since her ad only shows face, I thought people might want to know the package. I'm no Brad Pitt either LOL[/QUOTE]

This is probably of little interest to most. But FWIW. The massage facility inside Mayfair Mall provides a top notch full body massage (no extras. Its a mall fergodsakes) and an even better foot massage. Each very well priced. Sometimes I think my money is better spent just getting a good massage and then coming back home and opening cliphunter or something!

[QUOTE=MkeMongrel;1487554]This is probably of little interest to most. But FWIW. The massage facility inside Mayfair Mall provides a top notch full body massage (no extras. Its a mall fergodsakes) and an even better foot massage. Each very well priced. Sometimes I think my money is better spent just getting a good massage and then coming back home and opening cliphunter or something![/QUOTE]Thats what I did recently, got some take out with a cheap escort and then went for a massage with an Asian beauty that was thoroughly skilled. Overall I spent $50 less than I would have at a FS AMP. Spent two hours with a two cute babes instead of one hour with one. Got a real massage and not a rubdown. And got ride an escort without being rushed.

Even if you are a SW lover. Pick up the SW walker, have fun and then go get your massage. You will feel confident and relaxed. I don't know about the rest of you but have you ever noticed your confidence with women improves after seeing a SW or escort? Funny, but after talking to a SW and picking her up, I suddenly feel I can talk to any woman like that. Then I do, and they respond is a positive way. You pick up a couple of SW and suddenly you feel you can pick up any woman. Maybe I'm wrong but I like the feeling.

Has anyone tried out those ads for Asian masseuses in West Allis? There's always a ton of similar ads with a different bogus photo but the phone number is always the same.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-hot-and-sexy-asian-girl-24/6281686[/url]

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-asian-gorgeous-busty-23/6275238[/url]

[QUOTE=Jackaloper; 1489522]Has anyone tried out those ads for Asian masseuses in West Allis? There's always a ton of similar ads with a different bogus photo but the phone number is always the same.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-hot-and-sexy-asian-girl-24/6281686[/url]

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-asian-gorgeous-busty-23/6275238[/url][/QUOTE]Probably best described as inconsistent. Usually a 35+ yo who is average looking. The massage is crappy. The girls try to please you, but their English is pretty bad, although better than my Chinese. New girl every 7-10 days.

[QUOTE=jjcheese;1489781]Probably best described as inconsistent. Usually a 35+ yo who is average looking. The massage is crappy. The girls try to please you, but their English is pretty bad, although better than my Chinese. New girl every 7-10 days.[/QUOTE]Have you tried this one before and if so would you recommend trying? Also does anyone know about $ structure?

[QUOTE=jjcheese;1489781]Probably best described as inconsistent. Usually a 35+ yo who is average looking. The massage is crappy. The girls try to please you, but their English is pretty bad, although better than my Chinese. New girl every 7-10 days.[/QUOTE]So I called before and it rang and rang then some guy answered and I told him I saw the ad on BP I was wondering your location and then I told him Milwaukee and he hung up. So I called back and no answer. WTF?

Last I remember, the location was near Hwy 100 & Oklahoma.
1.6 will get you FS, but again, the gals are older and the massage is an excuse to run fingers around your back.

[QUOTE=DertyPerv;1489815]Have you tried this one before and if so would you recommend trying? Also does anyone know about $ structure?[/QUOTE]