Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=MdCurious2;3131094]Was there today. Starting Monday, daytime hours are 3 pm to 10 pm. Daytime hours are getting extended.[/QUOTE]Just to expand on that a little.

Dances are now $7 and after 9 pm it completely dies. Most girls leave before night shift starts and I mean they leave in droves. From what I've been told, girls hate the night shift. Only a hand full of girl will work it and it's sad. Fridays and Saturdays are still the best days to go.

[QUOTE=MdCurious2;3131094]Was there today. Starting Monday, daytime hours are 3 pm to 10 pm. Daytime hours are getting extended.[/QUOTE]Hey, MdC! Long time, bro!

I suppose business had gone down. BTW, does it mean the county ordinance has been rescinded?

[QUOTE=SyckDaddy;3133436]Just to expand on that a little.

Dances are now $7 .[/QUOTE]I wonder why 7 and not 8 or 9.

[QUOTE=Chuppi;3136821]Hey, MdC! Long time, bro!

I suppose business had gone down. BTW, does it mean the county ordinance has been rescinded?[/QUOTE]Things have really fallen off from the hey day. $7. 00 seems so ODD. I guess they were afraid $10.00 would drive people away. SO I guess I have to hibernate with my OTCs this winter. Good hearing from you Chuppi. Theres an uncomfortable chair waiting for you at the EI. Slim pickins'. Like TV One TV shows. BTW- I think the county had nothing to do with the hours.... MDC on hold for now.

I haven't resided in the DC area very long -so my knowledge of the club scene is very limited through the history lessons I've seen on several sites.

I say that to say this. If you like bright strip clubs, without changing rooms for the dancers, with lazy dancer and you can not bring your phone in and it will cost you $10 to reenter the club once you've already paid the cover. This is your spot.

Mind you, I've only visited after 9 pm twice. And don't get me started on the stank vagina. 9/10 girls have smelly twats. Uggh.

The only 2 pros is, it's cheap and no one has ever stopped my hands from roaming.

Only visited two clubs in DC. Went to Camelot, no cover charge but beers are $10. Waitress didn't like it that I complained about drink prices. I am sure they make more money overcharging for drinks than they would charging a cover. The girls were pretty. The total nude dance is a nice treat compared to other places with partial nudity and pasties. I like Good Guys much better. Also no cover but the beers were $8. 00. They have three stages with three nude dancers which is nice. They also have a lot of girls working.

Anyone know is E. I day shift is open Friday? If so what time?

[QUOTE=SWMonger;3154236]Only visited two clubs in DC. Went to Camelot, no cover charge but beers are $10. Waitress didn't like it that I complained about drink prices. I am sure they make more money overcharging for drinks than they would charging a cover. The girls were pretty. The total nude dance is a nice treat compared to other places with partial nudity and pasties. I like Good Guys much better. Also no cover but the beers were $8. 00. They have three stages with three nude dancers which is nice. They also have a lot of girls working.[/QUOTE]It's been years since I've been to a DC strip club. My perception was that Camelot girls were stunning, but acted like they were doing you a favor to stop and take your tip money. Good Guys girls were fun, and seemed to enjoy turning guys on. It was no contest.

There was another club in the 90's at 17th and I St. (approx) that was even more chill. Two levels. Busloads of middle-aged Asian tourists (male and female) would sometimes wander in. Dunno WTF that was about.

I heard they got screwed out of their liquor license. Told they could move and take it with them then, after they gave up the space, were told they couldn't.

DC strip clubs: No dogs, no clothes, no contact. It is what it is.

[QUOTE=John2526;3163453]There was another club in the 90's at 17th and I St. (approx) that was even more chill. Two levels. Busloads of middle-aged Asian tourists (male and female) would sometimes wander in. Dunno WTF that was about.[/QUOTE]I've never seen this happen in a US club, but it is very common at the Hong Kong club in Tijuana, usually during daytime hours. Hong Kong is not only a strip club, but it is a place where you pick your girl and take her to the hotel next door for sex. That's ordinary business there and the Asian women watch their men drool over what is available to the rest of the customers.

Went to Fuegos and it was pretty dead upon my arrival. But around 11 I saw some of the late crew coming in. I was looking for Miami, no dice as the club was going to close at 5 am.

Either way, I grabbed the first ok thing I saw. (Naya or Nala) Not the bubble ass I like but ass maybe a 7.

Got one dance and when I went to re-position my stick, she caught that, paused and said no, not out here. Okay.

After the dance she stated, I think what you're looking for we need to go to VIP. Not sure if she was the right choice, I jumped anyway. $40 for 1 dance. I knew she was overcharging as I've paid $30 before.

We got back there and she position my stick, went reverse cowgirl and grinded hard and accomplished the mission.

She was cool, I prefer way more booty meat.

[QUOTE=MdCurious2;3137231]BTW- I think the county had nothing to do with the hours.... [/QUOTE]Really?

Anyway, check out your box, you got mail.

Later,

C.

Went to EI and got a lap dance for one song. Then she kept on dancing song after song after song. When she was done she told me an interesting amount cause each song was $10. I paid to avoid any potential conflict and knew I had a fast one pulled on me. Part of me was upset cause I knew better and remember reading such games at other places here. Next time I'll think with the head above my shoulders. Lesson learned.

Looking for a good club to try out? I am traveling and have been to IE and was very disappointed in the actual stripclub side of things. I did enjoy my one lap dance but wanted to see some actually stripping. Headed to another club. I can't remember its name but it was off 50 at the back of a warehouse. It was better but wasn't sure how the lap dance would be.

I am looking for something with a basic cab ride, good dancers and a good lap dance. Is that asking to much? Haha.

[QUOTE=MotegPro;3253935]I am looking for something with a basic cab ride, good dancers and a good lap dance. Is that asking to much? Haha.[/QUOTE]In DC, yes you're asking too much. Best bet is to take a 40 min drive north to Baltimore.

After a late nigh at the office, decided to hit up Feugo but before I left, caught wind they had shut down.

Wanting to get the most bang for my buck, I want to the most thirsty, ratchet place I know. Ebony Inn.

Upon parking, I'm thinking shit, this placed is closed too.

Nope, they actually had about 25 dancers to 25 customers at mid night mid week.

In the end, no change to previous report.

$10 dances, girls range 5-7, some big booties, real and fake.

$100 did me right.