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Went to a local spa and was asked to wear an exam gown. An exam gown? I'm like WTF? I'm not here for a colonoscopy. Like this is going to stop someone from getting a HJ? Reminded me of the old days at another local spa when they asked newbies to all wear the same shorts and a sweatshirt. Gross What a joke this county is. Everyone is afraid of his own shadow. It is truly the People's Republic of Montgomery County.
[QUOTE=Climaxxxx;3918918]Went to a local spa and was asked to wear an exam gown. An exam gown? I'm like WTF? I'm not here for a colonoscopy. Like this is going to stop someone from getting a HJ? Reminded me of the old days at another local spa when they asked newbies to all wear the same shorts and a sweatshirt. Gross What a joke this county is. Everyone is afraid of his own shadow. It is truly the People's Republic of Montgomery County.[/QUOTE]An exam gown? I've never heard of that in a massage establishment, not even the few legit places I've visited. Good grief.
[QUOTE=Climaxxxx;3918918]Went to a local spa and was asked to wear an exam gown. An exam gown? I'm like WTF? I'm not here for a colonoscopy. Like this is going to stop someone from getting a HJ? Reminded me of the old days at another local spa when they asked newbies to all wear the same shorts and a sweatshirt. Gross What a joke this county is. Everyone is afraid of his own shadow. It is truly the People's Republic of Montgomery County.[/QUOTE]I hope it was open in the front and you were treated with dignity. LOL!
[QUOTE=Climaxxxx;3918918]Went to a local spa and was asked to wear an exam gown. An exam gown? I'm like WTF? I'm not here for a colonoscopy. Like this is going to stop someone from getting a HJ? Reminded me of the old days at another local spa when they asked newbies to all wear the same shorts and a sweatshirt. Gross What a joke this county is. Everyone is afraid of his own shadow. It is truly the People's Republic of Montgomery County.[/QUOTE]Over the years, but this one takes the cake. The DC spa's (anyone remember Downtown on Vermont) had a doctors / nurse jacket on the back of the doors back in the day. Remember one nice gal told me it was for when Po Po came to the door so the girls look legit. Too funny!
[QUOTE=BrunoB98;3889438]Several AMP's in MoCo are under surveillance. For the very first time in a long time, my usual provider has asked me to keep my clothes on!! She did explain me why. I left and won't probably be returning, sadly. As suggested by other members, it's better to focus on other outside MoCo places.[/QUOTE]I agree. I have given up on MoCo AMPs. I now make the drive out to Greenbelt or Annandale. Not worth the effort in MoCo anymore.
I accidentally put my hospital gown on backwards. It made the massage somewhat problematic, but the rest of my visit went smoothly.
And I told my health care professional I was there for a hernia check. And I asked her to check for testicular cancer since she was already down there. Then I reminded her it was also time for my monthly prostate exam. On my way out I suggested to the proprietorsan that they add stirrups to the exam tables to make their extended prostate check-ups easier for both their patients and the therapists.
But seriously, folks, I already gave up on MoCo a long time ago.
[QUOTE=Climaxxxx;3918918]Went to a local spa and was asked to wear an exam gown. An exam gown? I'm like WTF? I'm not here for a colonoscopy. Like this is going to stop someone from getting a HJ? Reminded me of the old days at another local spa when they asked newbies to all wear the same shorts and a sweatshirt. Gross What a joke this county is. Everyone is afraid of his own shadow. It is truly the People's Republic of Montgomery County.[/QUOTE]
This was back in January: Building is discreet randomly place near freeway with parking in back. Quick call and walk in. Sorry I can't remember the name, but this was an older chick and she destroyed my back, at one point walking on top of it, which I'm not a fan of. Gave decent HE but overall not worth it--she was way older, not attractive. When I walked out I saw a super hot young girl in Cosplay miniskirt and wish I had seen her. Maybe next time.
This county is going nuts! Some places are now providing "paper" underwear customers have to wear. Another place I went to is no longer doing massage but Accupressure clothes on! Seriously?? Where the f. Are we? 19th century?? Those places will soon shut down one by one.
Has anyone checked this place out?
[QUOTE=Brad226;3930858]Has anyone checked this place out?[/QUOTE]Its a DIY kinda place, good massage though.
[QUOTE=Nats53;3930904]Its a DIY kinda place, good massage though.[/QUOTE]LOL okay thanks for the info.
[QUOTE=Brad226;3930858]Has anyone checked this place out?[/QUOTE]Been there a half dozen times or so; always positive results, some girls better than others. Never had to DIY.
[QUOTE=Brad226;3930858]Has anyone checked this place out?[/QUOTE]That place is a total waste of time and money. You may get some teasing but when you want to play the game they shut you down. They keep your number and text you for appointments, very annoying.
I haven't met this one yet but she's looking for some guys this morning before she leaves. She's in a motel in Rockville. Seniors hit me up for her number.
SR.
[QUOTE=ShadowRock;3937918]I haven't met this one yet but she's looking for some guys this morning before she leaves. She's in a motel in Rockville. Seniors hit me up for her number.
SR.[/QUOTE]She's sees people all around the area. I've never personally partaken but from what people say about her, she's batshit crazy. I spoke with her once and she kept insisting that I wasn't the ethnicity I said I was. Then she gave me sob stories about why she cares.