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[QUOTE=Lars36;3977777]Why do these hoe's even advertise if they can't get back to you. Was trying to set up an overnight for this weekend. Saw two providers who do outcall overnights at a reasonable price. One I first contacted by e-mail, she got back to me to give her a shout out when it got closer, so I have been texting her, she said she was going to call me, nothing, so I have been texting her but nothing in return, so yesterday I texted one in G'ville, nothing back.

So I don't want to hear from any bitches how bad they need the money. Stupid bitches, just plain stupid, starve to fuckin death![/QUOTE]Too many providers I want to see don't seem to be available when I want to see them.

I work a regular job and sometimes want something late late at night or real early in morning.

It seems like after they refuse to see me on my schedule they wind up calling me in a few weeks asking me to come see them. Then they get upset when I offer basement token amounts and insist on a date on my schedule.

[QUOTE=Joehs47;3977807]Sammi is incredible, best GFE you can find. She enjoys it as much as you will. I'm hooked on her and will only see her. She is a keeper.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the party, glad your first post was a good experience. Keep them coming. What is the Army motto? Used to be "an Army of one" now is it " don't ask, don't tell".

Cheers Jesse.

[QUOTE=Lars36;3977777]Why do these hoe's even advertise if they can't get back to you. Was trying to set up an overnight for this weekend. Saw two providers who do outcall overnights at a reasonable price. One I first contacted by e-mail, she got back to me to give her a shout out when it got closer, so I have been texting her, she said she was going to call me, nothing, so I have been texting her but nothing in return, so yesterday I texted one in G'ville, nothing back.

So I don't want to hear from any bitches how bad they need the money. Stupid bitches, just plain stupid, starve to fuckin death![/QUOTE]Brother if the fish ain't at least trying to take your bait you got to fish in a different pond. I just left a 40 year old blonde MILF going thru a divorce who told me she would do a weekend yes two whole days for 300 and I think there was wiggle room in that offer.

Brother Detroit this one would be perfect for a "road trip".

Safe travels Jesse.

[QUOTE=Jesse54;3978137]Brother if the fish ain't at least trying to take your bait you got to fish in a different pond. I just left a 40 year old blonde MILF going thru a divorce who told me she would do a weekend yes two whole days for 300 and I think there was wiggle room in that offer.

Brother Detroit this one would be perfect for a "road trip".

Safe travels Jesse.[/QUOTE]If they DON'T want to bite on my money so be it, I'll look else where. But NOT much to look at here in Slocala and G'ville, can you say gag me a spoon!

[QUOTE=Lars36;3978145]If they DON'T want to bite on my money so be it, I'll look else where. But NOT much to look at here in Slocala and G'ville, can you say gag me a spoon![/QUOTE]When I said fish in a different pond I meant not on STG, AL,them, ect. The one I had fun with tonight came off of SA. While most on there suffer from GPS there are some that are reasonable. Not sayin SA is the holy grail, some guys have luck on WYP. If striking out go to a different lineup.

Go Soxx Jesse.

[QUOTE=Lars36;3977777]Why do these hoe's even advertise if they can't get back to you. Was trying to set up an overnight for this weekend. Saw two providers who do outcall overnights at a reasonable price. One I first contacted by e-mail, she got back to me to give her a shout out when it got closer, so I have been texting her, she said she was going to call me, nothing, so I have been texting her but nothing in return, so yesterday I texted one in G'ville, nothing back.

So I don't want to hear from any bitches how bad they need the money. Stupid bitches, just plain stupid, starve to fuckin death![/QUOTE]There are more providers that I want to meet but I swear I am busier now that I'm retired then when I was doing a 9 to5 grind. The few providers I do see seem to be busy enough to where they don't ring me hardly at all. The SB just got out last night and they are pretty high maintenance. The prep work for her is insane that's why the providers are so much easier WHEN you can get ahold of them. IDK, in my opinion it's normally 6 of one and a half dozen of the other any way you look at it.

I'm hoping this isn't the blonde your talking about? You sick bastard!

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[QUOTE=Detroit352;3978726]I'm hoping this isn't the blonde your talking about? You sick bastard!

[URL]http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/57-year-sex-white-widow-hungry/526628882247[/URL][/QUOTE]Jesus! She is old enough to be my wife? I might as well stay home!

[QUOTE=Detroit352;3978726]I'm hoping this isn't the blonde your talking about? You sick bastard!

[URL]http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/57-year-sex-white-widow-hungry/526628882247[/URL][/QUOTE]Damn brother, how in the hell do I unsee that? I think I just puked in my mouth a little bit. No sir the blonde I saw last night is not on STG, I would guess 30 ish years younger than this one you are rubbing one to? Say the word I can inquire if she is available for an overnite with YOU. I guess I should be happy I first thought you had found one with a dick. Hate to break your heart brother but most of the time if an ad only has an email with no phone number it is spam. Sadly I KNOW for a fact both of us have PAID one older than 57

Who is going to TOFTT, Jesse.

[QUOTE=Jesse54;3978767]Damn brother, how in the hell do I unsee that? I think I just puked in my mouth a little bit. No sir the blonde I saw last night is not on STG, I would guess 30 ish years younger than this one you are rubbing one to? Say the word I can inquire if she is available for an overnite with YOU. I guess I should be happy I first thought you had found one with a dick. Hate to break your heart brother but most of the time if an ad only has an email with no phone number it is spam. Sadly I KNOW for a fact both of us have PAID one older than 57

Who is going to TOFTT, Jesse.[/QUOTE]Well I'm glad I was mistaken!! Bcuz if that was her brother and you are bragging to me last night and how you walked into the woods to get your mule on. And got your ass eaten up by mosquitoes and I was getting my mule on in a nice comfortable bed not having mosquitoes eat my ass. I was going to tell you brother that's just not worth it to me even for $300 a whole weekend LMFAO.

I couldn't help myself again brother sorry LOL!!

[QUOTE=Jesse54;3978246]When I said fish in a different pond I meant not on STG, AL,them, ect. The one I had fun with tonight came off of SA. While most on there suffer from GPS there are some that are reasonable. Not sayin SA is the holy grail, some guys have luck on WYP. If striking out go to a different lineup.

Go Soxx Jesse.[/QUOTE]Used the PAID sites and for me nothing but a rip off. And my point is don't advertise and not respond to someone looking to PAY YOU his hard earned money. Either say yes it will work or no I'm sorry not this time. Like I have said in the past I was looking for a New Years Eve date and contacted well over a 125 providers and 75 or more NEVER even got back with an answer one way or another, not a very good business model. Especially here in Slocala, were there can't be a lot of business for the providers. Either a yes or no and I'll be happy.

[QUOTE=Detroit352;3978814]Well I'm glad I was mistaken!! Bcuz if that was her brother and you are bragging to me last night and how you walked into the woods to get your mule on. And got your ass eaten up by mosquitoes and I was getting my mule on in a nice comfortable bed not having mosquitoes eat my ass. I was going to tell you brother that's just not worth it to me even for $300 a whole weekend LMFAO.

I couldn't help myself again brother sorry LOL!![/QUOTE]All is well, those blood sucking bastards did not find me til AFTER the deed was done. I swear some of them were large enough to breed a turkey with their feet on the ground. I could not get dressed fast enough. You know when a mosquitto lands on your boys it is not like you smack them to kill the rodent. Next time I see her my cheap ass will spring for a room and have more time to play. The fun was great just the environment sucked. We did not get caught that is all that matters. Imagine someone going out for an evening hike to the lake walking up on my muscular mule in action?

Enough on this one. Crying Uncle, Jesse.

[QUOTE=Jesse54;3978841]All is well, those blood sucking bastards did not find me til AFTER the deed was done. I swear some of them were large enough to breed a turkey with their feet on the ground. I could not get dressed fast enough. You know when a mosquitto lands on your boys it is not like you smack them to kill the rodent. Next time I see her my cheap ass will spring for a room and have more time to play. The fun was great just the environment sucked. We did not get caught that is all that matters. Imagine someone going out for an evening hike to the lake walking up on my muscular mule in action?

Enough on this one. Crying Uncle, Jesse.[/QUOTE]LMFAO Jesus I am friggin dyin here! HAHAHAHA.

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Anyone ever see this one or have any info? I haven't been on the ocala board as much as orlando so maybe one of you long time ocala guys may recognize her?

i may toftt i love a big titty big ass blonde

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Anyone ever see this one or have any info? I haven't been on the ocala board as much as orlando so maybe one of you long time ocala guys may recognize her?

i may toftt i love a big titty big ass blonde[/QUOTE]I seen her post for the first time yesterday. She caught my eye as well she has a pretty face!