Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Thoren2002;3678954]Define young? I am mid forties. Been there several times without issue. The ladies just seem to get older and the last one just seemed very uncomfortable flogging the Bishop.[/QUOTE]I mean if the customer seems young, like in his early 20's, that can make the masseuse nervous. I have been to one AMP where the manager / masseuse spoke very good English. She made it clear that she did not want her parlor, which has stayed open for many years, reviewed in any of these boards. And she said she would not give a happy ending to anyone under 30 because she did not think she could trust him to keep his mouth shut.

Or, or course, if you seem like a cop, that will make them nervous.

[QUOTE=Prober;3679353]I always get a laugh how they are always under new management or having a grand opening.[/QUOTE]Or how they define "young" when it comes to the masseuses.

The Empire Massage has been spelling its own name wrong for months.

And of course, some of them have "real" pictures. I think that means that they are really pictures.

Hey all,

I'll be in New Britain over the next few days, any recommendations for that general area?

[QUOTE=RonOne;3678868]See Courant. New massage palor laws went into effect this week in Manchester.[/QUOTE]Did you know that there is one in the Buckland Hills Mall? What are they thinking?

[QUOTE=MrMike1952;3693715]Did you know that there is one in the Buckland Hills Mall? What are they thinking?[/QUOTE]Did you get jerked of there?

[QUOTE=MrMike1952;3693715]Did you know that there is one in the Buckland Hills Mall? What are they thinking?[/QUOTE]And I thought the one a block away from a school and church was bad placement.

[QUOTE=Aujo915;3693361]Hey all,

I'll be in New Britain over the next few days, any recommendations for that general area?[/QUOTE]Your best bet for are & t is to travel 8 miles west to Star Spa in downtown Bristol (on Route 6), or else contact Morgan (see the Meriden board) and arrange to meet her at one of the no-tels on the Berlin Turnpike (around 8 miles south).

[QUOTE=MightySpearsman;3694101]Your best bet for are & t is to travel 8 miles west to Star Spa in downtown Bristol (on Route 6), or else contact Morgan (see the Meriden board) and arrange to meet her at one of the no-tels on the Berlin Turnpike (around 8 miles south).[/QUOTE]Morgan is FS now. Just have to ask for her VIP package.

[QUOTE=Aujo915;3693361]Hey all,

I'll be in New Britain over the next few days, any recommendations for that general area?[/QUOTE]Whatever you do, avoid the place next to McD on W. Main.

I like places with late hours and table showers.

[QUOTE=Zombie835;3693782]Did you get jerked of there?[/QUOTE]I am not going to get a handjob in the mall. You never know who you are going to see on the way out. And they don't have a table shower. If I'm going to an AMP, I'm starting with the table shower.

However, they certainly wanted me to think that they would offer that service. If you look in, there is a table or two in open view. Maybe it was a chair. There were two Asian women of about the age you would expect (not like in the ad pictures, like in the typical AMP), sitting around looking bored. One of them saw me in and caught my eye. She gave me a look that, well, I knew what she wanted me to think. She beckoned me to come in, and I could not resist checking it out a bit. (know, that's inconsistent with my first objection above). She came over, took my arm, and led me to the back where they have cubicles with temporary dividers. She held my arm against the side of her breast as we walked. I told her no, and started to leave. She said something like, "I know what you want," and led me to the back cubicle, suggesting more privacy. They have screens to cover the entrances, but no doors.

I declined, getting nervous about who might be in the mall, and I left despite her protests.

Incidentally, there is a Backpage Ad in the massage section today saying that they offer Nuru here. That I don't believe for a second.

[QUOTE=MrMike1952;3696167]I am not going to get a handjob in the mall. You never know who you are going to see on the way out. And they don't have a table shower. If I'm going to an AMP, I'm starting with the table shower.

However, they certainly wanted me to think that they would offer that service. If you look in, there is a table or two in open view. Maybe it was a chair. There were two Asian women of about the age you would expect (not like in the ad pictures, like in the typical AMP), sitting around looking bored. One of them saw me in and caught my eye. She gave me a look that, well, I knew what she wanted me to think. She beckoned me to come in, and I could not resist checking it out a bit. (know, that's inconsistent with my first objection above). She came over, took my arm, and led me to the back where they have cubicles with temporary dividers. She held my arm against the side of her breast as we walked. I told her no, and started to leave. She said something like, "I know what you want," and led me to the back cubicle, suggesting more privacy. They have screens to cover the entrances, but no doors.

I declined, getting nervous about who might be in the mall, and I left despite her protests.

Incidentally, there is a Backpage Ad in the massage section today saying that they offer Nuru here. That I don't believe for a second.[/QUOTE]I am totally with you my friend on your first two statements. I also don't go to any AMP if they don't have table shower. Starting with TS sets the tone for the remaining.

Also not want to get caught coming from such a place in the mall.

Having said that, while you were cautious enough in your thoughts, still why did you succumb to your inquisitiveness to find out what's inside and went in? Whether you did something inside or not, will not be known to someone who would have seen you coming out of it. So better result would have been if you had committed the sin, because you went it anyway. I am just saying.

BTW, I couldn't figure out which ad in BP it was.

[QUOTE=Xelajo;3696453]I am totally with you my friend on your first two statements. I also don't go to any AMP if they don't have table shower. Starting with TS sets the tone for the remaining.

Also not want to get caught coming from such a place in the mall.

Having said that, while you were cautious enough in your thoughts, still why did you succumb to your inquisitiveness to find out what's inside and went in? Whether you did something inside or not, will not be known to someone who would have seen you coming out of it. So better result would have been if you had committed the sin, because you went it anyway. I am just saying.

BTW, I couldn't figure out which ad in BP it was.[/QUOTE]Your first point is well taken. There was some risk that it would look like I had been a customer coming out of the spa. So it was a bit careless of me, although I never went into any of the areas that are not visible from the mall walkway. I would say that my curiosity got the better of me. But then I had second thoughts.

Here is the ad.

[URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-management-860-644-8886-fantastic-nuru/19340187[/URL]

They are in room 1102, not 1010.

[QUOTE=MrMike1952;3700474]Your first point is well taken. There was some risk that it would look like I had been a customer coming out of the spa. So it was a bit careless of me, although I never went into any of the areas that are not visible from the mall walkway. I would say that my curiosity got the better of me. But then I had second thoughts.

Here is the ad.

[URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-management-860-644-8886-fantastic-nuru/19340187[/URL]

They are in room 1102, not 1010.[/QUOTE]Remember, if you call you win I got a chuckle from that.

[QUOTE=MrMike1952;3682292]I mean if the customer seems young, like in his early 20's, that can make the masseuse nervous. I have been to one AMP where the manager / masseuse spoke very good English. She made it clear that she did not want her parlor, which has stayed open for many years, reviewed in any of these boards. And she said she would not give a happy ending to anyone under 30 because she did not think she could trust him to keep his mouth shut.
[/QUOTE]Ditto, in my experience. My regular masseuse, at a well established spa, recently related to me how another masseuse at this spa was sent away because she was offering upgraded services. Evidently, "young guys" (yes she told me "young guys") were blabbing to their friends. Plenty of guys were showing up, never having been to this spa before and asking specifically for this masseuse. This gave the mamasan the heebee jeebees. She runs a tight, 'Connecticut level' shop and wants to keep her business afloat. She doesn't advertise and doesn't want reviews. So, that masseuse had to walk the plank.

In Connecticut, it's best to keep your cards close to your chest. But that's a lesson that comes with experience, so spas must be wary of the youngsters.

This is how they learn massage parlor "chiglish".