Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Redrock1;1311092]I may be too late to help you, AMP. If so, sorry. I was not impressed. It was strictly a massage that ended with some very reluctant, half-hearted manual manipulation. No touching allowed on my part. Totally unsatisfactory. She spoke very bad English. Her parting words: "Sorry you no happy." Not sorry enough to offer a partial refund. But, there you go. You pay your money you take your chances in this hobby.[/QUOTE]I often come to B'ham and frequently am looking for options. Thanks for the heads-up.

Nina. Smoking hot, spinner with all the assets. I left very satisfied. Need I say more?

Well I was back in Bham this weekend and decided to go by the New Paradise. I saw Nina. She was very friendly. It reminded me a lot of the other Yoshiko girls. It was sort of odd going back there and not having Ruby answer the door.

After reading a few reviews and losing my appointment with top escort in the area I thought I would stop by Paradise. When I saw Nina, I thought WOW! Paid the house money and then was shocked by the money she asked for service. I opted for less service then let her talk me into more which was almost less as it was very mechanical. I thought it was one of the worst AMP experiences ever even if she was hot. I hope someone enjoyed cleaning all of my piss spray off the toilet seat for that shitty service.

[QUOTE=LuvtheLife;1326593]After reading a few reviews and losing my appointment with top escort in the area I thought I would stop by Paradise. When I saw Nina, I thought WOW! Paid the house money and then was shocked by the money she asked for service. I opted for less service then let her talk me into more which was almost less as it was very mechanical. I thought it was one of the worst AMP experiences ever even if she was hot. I hope someone enjoyed cleaning all of my piss spray off the toilet seat for that shitty service.[/QUOTE]Nothing mechanical about the time I spent with her.

[QUOTE=Peter Parker;1327602]Nothing mechanical about the time I spent with her.[/QUOTE]Ditto Peter Parker's assessment as well as Hbergeron.

[QUOTE=Medical Mal;1327830]Ditto Peter Parker's assessment as well as Hbergeron.[/QUOTE]Went back out for a second time and hooked up with a short big breasted girl from SS. Service was 200% better and her enthusiasm was out of this world. Not as good looking as Nina but a hell of a lot nicer and wanting to please.

Anyone know if HT (aka Muscular Therapy) has gone out of business? No answer on their phone number when I've tried several times today and yesterday, and their Google Maps listing says "permanently closed." But those Google listings are dependent on user submissions, so I don't take those as gospel.

I'm sure Doris' death a couple months back was so difficult for them, but since she didn't own the place, I'd be surprised if that led them to close up shop. Would appreciate any info.

[QUOTE=Hobby Eric; 1328595]Anyone know if HT (aka Muscular Therapy) has gone out of business? No answer on their phone number when I've tried several times today and yesterday, and their Google Maps listing says "permanently closed." But those Google listings are dependent on user submissions, so I don't take those as gospel.

I'm sure Doris' death a couple months back was so difficult for them, but since she didn't own the place, I'd be surprised if that led them to close up shop. Would appreciate any info.[/QUOTE]It was open 3 weeks ago. I did have to call over several days to get anyone to answer. I think Pam (old Pam) is the only one working consistently. The other tends to be out with health problems.

I know this comes up from time to time, but are there any non AMP, non Healing Touch options? Preferably someone who gives a real massage. There used to be a few but they've all moved or gotten out of the biz.

[QUOTE=Hobby Eric; 1328595]Anyone know if HT (aka Muscular Therapy) has gone out of business? No answer on their phone number when I've tried several times today and yesterday, and their Google Maps listing says "permanently closed." But those Google listings are dependent on user submissions, so I don't take those as gospel.

I'm sure Doris' death a couple months back was so difficult for them, but since she didn't own the place, I'd be surprised if that led them to close up shop. Would appreciate any info.[/QUOTE]Just called and they're open, but Pam (old Pam) is the only one working today. She's booked at 3, but available before and after that.

There were a few dead end reports on her a few months back, but if anyone's fortunes ever changed I'd love a PM before I make the drive.

Her newest ad is even more seductive. Assuming those earlier reports were accurate she's really gaming the system. I bet she gets a LOT of first visits but not as many repeats.

[QUOTE=Boomboom77;1331251]There were a few dead end reports on her a few months back, but if anyone's fortunes ever changed I'd love a PM before I make the drive.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Richard Betts;1331272]Her newest ad is even more seductive. Assuming those earlier reports were accurate she's really gaming the system. I bet she gets a LOT of first visits but not as many repeats.[/QUOTE]No joke. Those new pics + the undraped and free talking nature described = a LOT of frustrated customers. I can see how you could get sucked into going back thinking maybe this time though.

I've contemplated going to visit Nicole in Gadsden. One, for a good massage, and two to see what this chick is all about. I thought her original pics were suggestive, but these recent ones. Good lord! What is her deal? Someone needs to tell her that she can't label herself "professional", and pose for pics with her tits and bra on display. And someone mentioned her boyfriend. What is he just hanging out there all day? And another thing. I don't know the legalities of something like this, but is it illegal to give an "unethical" massage in your own home? I know a few people have seen her. What does she wear when she's massaging? If she truly does nothing extra, then why would anyone put themselves through the torture of going undraped and having her talk about sex and hard-ons and whatever else and not get anything in return.