Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Funkey]New to board but wanted to share recent experience.

Was in Kims neighborhood yesterday pm. Noticed what was clearly le veh parked within view of the side door.

Anyone expect ffc le is on the move on amps?[/QUOTE]They read this board so it doesn't surprise me, after a few posts on any particular amp, LE would make a visible presence at the place of business. But then again, why do a stakeout? Just send an undercover into the place a couple of times and see if they can catch them in the act? No need to be sitting in the van, doing a circle jerk, and seeing who comes and goes. Stupid ass cops.

I've seen ads for the "Creative Spa" every Friday or so in the W.P.

Decided to try it out a couple of days ago.

The address in the paper is a way-point along a multi-call set of directions to the final destination near Legato road.

Eventually got to a condo. Lots of really sweet looking ladies sitting around in the dark watching a huge flat screen. I drew a Gorgeous 5'4" caucasian natural blonde with nice soft natural C/Ds.

That's the end of the good stuff. She quickly shed the top but never the bottom. She even jerked away just from a kiss on her ass cheek. $160 for 4 Oz of Johnson's baby oil consumed during a mediocre HJ. No massage, no GFE, no access, no fun. It all looked so promising going in which makes the disappointment that much more severe. Out the door in 20 minutes. Lesson learned and shared.

[QUOTE=Ycwinva]I've seen ads for the "Creative Spa" every Friday or so in the W.P.

Decided to try it out a couple of days ago.

The address in the paper is a way-point along a multi-call set of directions to the final destination near Legato road.

Eventually got to a condo. Lots of really sweet looking ladies sitting around in the dark watching a huge flat screen. I drew a Gorgeous 5'4" caucasian natural blonde with nice soft natural C/Ds.

That's the end of the good stuff. She quickly shed the top but never the bottom. She even jerked away just from a kiss on her ass cheek. $160 for 4 Oz of Johnson's baby oil consumed during a mediocre HJ. No massage, no GFE, no access, no fun. It all looked so promising going in which makes the disappointment that much more severe. Out the door in 20 minutes. Lesson learned and shared.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the heads up. I've lived that situation a few times in the past. It makes you wonder if they have any idea what gets a guy off. I guess they don't understand what makes for repeat business or good word of mouth. Sorry you had to TOFTT.

[QUOTE=Ycwinva]No massage, no GFE, no access, no fun. It all looked so promising going in which makes the disappointment that much more severe. Out the door in 20 minutes. Lesson learned and shared.[/QUOTE]

Great intel YC, thank you.

Dubliner

[QUOTE=Austinp]I think her name was "Apple". A 8.5-9 in looks. The Hispanic lady's name was Julie, so don't book her. I too am thinking of making return visits to find out more.[/QUOTE]

Went to see Apple last night. I don't know about the 8.5-9, but she is definitely a cute li'l Vietnamese spinner. Probably in her mid 30's. Her enhanced D's are quite noteworthy.

They have three "treatment" rooms. The two I saw were cluttered, and they use paper on the massage tables (like the doctors office). The one I was shown to was downright untidy. They also ask you to fill-out a medical history questionaire when you arrive! I politely declined.

All-in-all it was a decent massage, but the finish was quite awkward. .9/hr + tip. Regardless of the fact that they advertise on CL, the services are VERY limited, and you are not guaranteed even a standard NoVA finish.

BTW, I did also see the older hispanic lady (at the reception desk), and she told me that she does massage too. I would avoid!!

Seriously doubt if I'll ever go back, unless of course I catch yellow fever while I'm having coffee downstairs ;0)

Dubliner
Seeing the world one AMP at a time!

[QUOTE=Dubliner]Great intel YC, thank you.

Dubliner[/QUOTE]You are all very welcome. I have benefited greatly from past postings and am trying to be a model newbie earning my wings the proper way. Although I've spent a ton of money on this new hobby and had a lot of misadventures, I really try to only report on things which have not been seen before or to update stale information. No artificial attempts to up my post count :) Well, except maybe for this one ;)

I'm glad I was able to contribute something new which a couple of PMs indicate saved others from emminent disappointment.

Lilly's is all set up but has not opened. It is at the site of Champs/YST. Will it ever open or has LE stopped it before it opens?

[QUOTE=Dlrzboy]Lilly's is all set up but has not opened. It is at the site of Champs/YST. Will it ever open or has LE stopped it before it opens?[/QUOTE]
Given the visibility of the last closure, I wouldn't be surprised if it was closed before it opened.

Been lurking, but not posting

I went to the place over in Annandale near 236 & evergreen, near the library.

My back actually hurt.

That woman was worthless as a maasage therapist and kept me waiting while the place was empty.

She was on her cell phone fighting and came in with a nasty attitude.

Her "hour" was 45 minutes and she stopped to fight some more on the phone twice.

Pass, she is a *****, go ahead and drive to DC.

Thanksgiving weekend provided opportunities for day dreaming in NoVA -- and a never-seen before early 30-ish massagie angel named Lumi smiled at me.

Fine T/S -- very good firm massagi -- very playful for the entire dream. Definitely worth a repeat dream soon.

There has been much rumor and talk of our Uncle's oversite -- I reported such a possibility myself a few weeks ago -- so if you are trustworthy, PM me for more details.

Went by Lilly's today and saw an "open" sign in the window. Wonder how long it will remain.

OH the days of Champions.

Went by the second floor today. Open on, Other signs also on. Waited a while checking the parking lot. No obvious signs of our uncle. Decided to take the plunge. Greeted by an older k-girl, taken to a room and asked for the room fee. I said I wanted the hour, but was corrected by the lady who said. 6 for 45 only. WTF, but was about to complete the transaction when she asked "you want everything too". A bit taken aback, as I was still standing there in my coat, I hemmed and hawed a bit and said well. OK. My companion for the 3/4 hour then, holding cash (my. 6) in hand told me "that will be another $. Now I was ticked. First, this lady wasn't that great to begin with. Now she wanted the fee for only 45 min, and before I can even decide if I want to proceed, she wants the tip? Not this dude. Grabbed my. 6. Told her not this trip and left.

Might go back, but it will probably be a while. Just didn't feel right. Methinks I'll stay on the other side of the river.

AM

I had the same experience as Any Mouse and his post below- except I went ahead with the plunge as I kno that the. 6 for 45 min and $ is standard. Had the same older lady, who still had really nice full C's, maybe small D's. Nips were very sensitive and she told me not to pull. I wasn't pulling, but whatever. In and out and not much to say, other than I cured my yellow fever. But DC is just such a better experience.

Went to Best Therapeutic in Chantilly. I never read about there here, other than the 3-4 posts I have made. Perhaps because they're just rub-and-tug?

But they're my kind of AMP. Got a TS with Mamasan as my girl was still busy (including me she did at least 3 back-to-back guys with not break)

TS was incredible -- Mamasan was both no doubt and old pro, as well as really putting effort into it. Only was she very thorough in exfoliating my feet and back, really scrubbing, but I am almost embarrassed to say I nearly came during the session as she spent what seemed like 10 minutes on a nice lubing (soap) and polish of the unit, plus a lot assplay. If she looked like the girl I had for the massage, I probably couldn't have lasted.

Back to the room and a very solid and professional massage with Ginger. She really did a great job, whether or not she is indeed a licensed masseuse.

Every massage I have had there (about a half dozen) has been very thorough and professional, all face-down, then some light teasing down there for a few minutes, and then over on the flip. I have gotten two pops once on request, but never more than HR.

With Ginger, she was/is really cute with a very cute body (though typical Korean short and stout). We had chatting and playing around a lot -- she is very much a local if not native born, really joking and flirting. So on the flip when I saw how nice her ass is, I asked her to take her shorts off. She was a little coy about it, but obliged. And was wearing these VS Brazilian-cut lace panties and a gold waist chain. And her ass was fucking perfect!

As she worked on me I was massaging the ass of hers, she bent over to really get in my face and god it was great. After the climax, she did a clean up but really spent more time on massaging me for at least another 15 min.

$80/hr (80 not 180) for door fee, and I have *never* been asked for a tip. When I gave her $20 her gratitude was like I just paid off her mortgage.

For an awesome TS, a great/real massage, and very sensual finish with someone's whose company I really enjoy -- for me that is a better deal than spending $160 in DC for someone who comes across either indifferent or worse like she's a victim.

I am curious that more people don't post about this place.

[QUOTE=WebDog]Went to Best Therapeutic in Chantilly. I never read about there here, other than the 3-4 posts I have made. Perhaps because they're just rub-and-tug?

$80/hr (80 not 180) for door fee, and I have *never* been asked for a tip. When I gave her $20 her gratitude was like I just paid off her mortgage.

I am curious that more people don't post about this place.[/QUOTE]

WebDog: If you do a thorough search you will find that there has been a significant amount of posts about Best. Most of them (including my own) were negative.

BTW tipping is supposed to be our way of showing appreciation to the provider. Not tipping won't win you any friends regardless of the girl or the establishments.

Glad you had a good experience, perhaps it's time to give Best another chance. Anyone else have any recent 'Best' experiences?

Dubliner
Seeing Chantilly one AMP at a time!