Massage Parlor Reports

Long time reader. Thanks for all the great information. Time to contribute.

I have gone to Loch Raven place for several years, although infrequently. The minimum price at $$. 2 is a bit high, but the girls are really the hottest I have seen in the "hobby"

All I have ever had there is nude HJ, with hands allowed to roam freely. Except for once several years ago. I had an appointment with my regular (no longer there), and one of the hot Russian girls let me in. I asked my regular who was the hot chick, and she suggested a 4 hand session. Well, the hot chick came in (she was new, and inexperienced. Huge turn on)and they both went to work. I asked the russian to come up on the table with me. She did. Straddled my face and I ate that pussy good. Probably not the best idea, but man, was it sweet. Didn't take long to finish with all that stimulation. Anyway, I still see the hot russian every few months, but she no longer allows DATY. Cost for 4 hands was $$$$

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I've been going here for awhile. Most of the ladies I've seen have been between late 20's- late 30's, looks are average but they usually make up for that with service. An hour is. 7. Recently saw mimi great massage, for an extra $ got a cbj then hit it in k9. The tip was not given till after the session. I am a regular at this place cause there is always a different girl everytime I return. I Have also been to a few places in dc, the girls are alot younger in most of those places and much more attractive and the services are not as good. As much as I like jade I have to find another spot just as a backup.

The girls of Loch Raven are really hot and sexy but they do not really put out
unless a LOT of money is involved (for one attendant).I asked each one.
I have been there a few times and each time it was with a different girl.It was $.20/hr for the massage. For her to get completely nude was $. I stopped going to Loch Raven because in my opinion, it is not cost effective for the service. I would have to agree with Mdman, put a few extra dollars
to it and get a well reviewed escort.

Propilot-over and out.

[QUOTE=Elric]Can you describe the assisted stand-up shower. I've always had a TS, so I am curious[/QUOTE]

Let's break this down to it's basic components:
Assisted.............Someone, besides you does the work
Stand-up............You are in the verticle position
Shower..............Plumbing device that dispenses water similar to that of a rain shower. Got it!

JFC, what are they teaching our children.
GTR

had some time and cash thursday and stoped by Loch Raven. It has been at least five years since I had been there. Place looks much better on the inside and they finally got rid of the waste of time, danky looking table shower they had. Owner seemed to remember me.

There were four to choose from. Picked Michelle, a leggy, fake breasted blond. Same price as everyone has stated for nude. Hand roaming and finger penetration was allowed. Felt a little rushed for that money, could not have been there for 35 minutes entrance to exit.

I'll stick to the escorts or city paper gals.

[QUOTE=Propilot]The girls of Loch Raven are really hot and sexy but they do not really put out unless a LOT of money is involved (for one attendant).I asked each one.

I have been there a few times and each time it was with a different girl.It was $.20/hr for the massage. For her to get completely nude was $. I stopped going to Loch Raven because in my opinion, it is not cost effective for the service. I would have to agree with Mdman, put a few extra dollars
to it and get a well reviewed escort.

Propilot-over and out.[/QUOTE]

First of all, I shouldn’t have gone AMPing today because I had no money. And so I feel a little guilty for raiding the Christmas fund. (Note to Self: must get overtime and repay Christmas fund.) I was going to treat myself last weekend as a little B-Day present to myself (didn’t have the money then either). But the SO ran interference. This weekend was different, because SO is out-of-state at the out-laws.

Tried this (new?) place on Joppa. In a nut (pun intended) shell, much like the Parkville Pleasure House. Older provider (older than PPH). Very dressed down (shirt and jeans!). But probably one of the best therapeutic rubs I have ever had, even compared to the aforementioned PPH. Then flipped, choked the bishop and done. Standard rates. And you would have to be Bill Clinton to talk her out of her clothes. Plus, I had more oil on me than a sea otter in San Francisco Bay last week. Make note to yoose that have SO (like I said, mine is out-of-state, yeah!!). I still smell pretty.

In considering the LARS™ Rating, I have to comment first on the Attitude score. “Linda” was great with her hands. And by no means had a bad attitude. But she was very quiet and very subservient. No sexiness, at all. No fingernail play. No AR or playing with the hoot-n-nanny before the flip. A good AMP provider should run the show and be in control, yet be playful and personable. A great provider would make you feel like she has been putting up with all these other monger schleps time and again until YOU came along and really made this fun. I had a great rub, but there was no ego massage or pampering, if you get my meaning.

So, here it is:

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 5.5 (nice, but just an age thing. sorry Linda)
Body: 5 (same as above.)
Attitude: see comments above
Service 9 – Would have been a 10 if she was younger and flirty.

Butter Dog

Oh, I forgot to mention in my last post, I think that I might be one of the last mongers on this AMP Board who hasn't visited JH yet. I have it on my Must Do List. Next time...

...if I could only find the place....

F**K!!!!

OK -bigtime newbie (on this posting board, at least). I have always struggled with the trade off between cost, beauty (which does matter to me) and service (which also matters to me!).

I need to try the AMPs to see what you guys are all talking about as I have focused my time more on the american parlors.

I do want to report what I think is value at Loch Raven. If you are free Mon/Tues/Wed evenings only you got to get up there an see Anna. She is from Brazil, is very tall, the most amazing natural breasts, a sweet smile, did I say the most amazing natural breasts?

She gives a good massage and has followed my every request there including some 'tween the cheeks. She has been happy to let the time extend to the actual time paid! Last week she happily supplied two pops (which I can only do with someone really hot!).

I checked out this new place on Rt 7 from BCP the other day. Lucy was my girl. about 35 with a decent body. Paid standard fee plus 80 for her to get nude and let me DATY. She would do BJ but I didn't have a cover so had to settle for HJ. No FS from her but she said other girl, Andrea, in lower 20's would offer FS.

For all of you that were a fan of Chanel that went on vacation recently for the past month and a half, she is now back and working. Have fun!

[QUOTE=Jigglers88]For all of you that were a fan of Chanel that went on vacation recently for the past month and a half, she is now back and working. Have fun![/QUOTE]Wow, an AMP girl goes on vaca and actually comes back -- and we're talking AMP all-star quality (hall of fame even?) too.

Great timing for me -- I'll be visting Kyoto in two weeks. Full report will follow.

Went there today to visit Kris who said today was her last day. Good thing. First, waited a good 25 minutes in the living room and fell asleep watching the fish (I called before and they said to come right on over).

Finally get back for the massage and on the flip began the full service. Kris acted like she was in extreme pain and I'm not that big of a guy though the wincing made me think I might be bigger than what I think.

Would not let me go deep at all to the point that I thought about faking the finish because there was no way I could complete. I told her to just finish manually after more wincing and squirming away.

Really bad experience. First and hopfully last bad experience there.

do they still give a TS?


[QUOTE=Jigglers88]For all of you that were a fan of Chanel that went on vacation recently for the past month and a half, she is now back and working. Have fun![/QUOTE]

No, they stopped providing TS unfortunately.

[QUOTE=DrummerBoy]do they still give a TS?[/QUOTE]No. Assisted Standing only. Chanel has been back for a couple of weeks, and is still an All Star. Had a very nice go with Happy last week also. Standard rate and tip.