Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

[QUOTE=MakingItHappen;5303272]How many mongers here rub one out before you see a provider or go to an AMP? Just curious!! I do occasionally! LOL![/QUOTE]When I was in High School I used to bang my friends married mother. Her first sign of interest was when she caught me staring at her hairy Bush poking through her one piece. She looked at me in disgust and turned to finish making us lunch. When she served us she noticed my rock-hard bulge through my pants and nearly dropped the dish plate. After lunch my buddy excused himself to the washroom. We were alone staring at each other. I spread my legs as her eyes were fixated on me. I unzipped my fly and released my fatty. She cautiously walked over and wrapped her hand around my pulsating throbber. A few strokes and I catapulted ropes up her forearm. She quickly cleaned us unbeknownst to her son. A few days later she called me to help her lift a few heavy boxes. After I built up a sweat we went to the kitchen where she made me some ice tea. She was wearing a house robe and you can see her nipples poking through. She stood before me, grabbed my hand and placed it between her thighs underneath the garment. She was soaking wet and loose. She pulled my pants and underwear down and w / o a word straddled my rocket. She gasped as I easily filled her hitting her uterus. Within minutes I exploded and fell limp in her portal. She was frustrated / disappointed but luckily she managed an orgasm while flicking her button while I rested inside her. This went on bi-weekly for a month. Most of the times I would cum in under five minutes till one day she said," You've got to play with yourself before you come over or our tryst is done! You're worse than my husband only you're twice his size"!

The next visit I had done what she asked. She climbs aboard and rides me like there's no tomorrow. She unloads four times in the twenty minutes I was inside her. We fucked for over two months till her hubby caught us in the act. He screamed "Why"? Till I plopped out of her and the answer was in front of his face. He allowed us to screw for the next year and even participate! The thing that bellows in my ear is he would even ask," Did you masturbate before you came over".

[QUOTE=MakingItHappen;5303272]How many mongers here rub one out before you see a provider or go to an AMP? Just curious!! I do occasionally! LOL![/QUOTE]I had one of those moments where I was at a place where I had only received HJ after numerous visits but I fantasized about the provider giving me more because she was a hottie. One day, she was in a better mood, horny, and things escalated to daty etc. She told me to fuck her, and I came in:30. At my age, I have a time period of recovery time that is needed, but (mental it may be) I know what it is in order to perform again so I follow the schedule if needed if it has been a while since I relieved my balls.

[QUOTE=YsoBig;5303413]When I was in High School I used to bang my friends married mother. Her first sign of interest was when she caught me staring at her hairy Bush poking through her one piece. She looked at me in disgust and turned to finish making us lunch. When she served us she noticed my rock-hard bulge through my pants and nearly dropped the dish plate. After lunch my buddy excused himself to the washroom. We were alone staring at each other. I spread my legs as her eyes were fixated on me. I unzipped my fly and released my fatty. She cautiously walked over and wrapped her hand around my pulsating throbber. A few strokes and I catapulted ropes up her forearm. She quickly cleaned us unbeknownst to her son. A few days later she called me to help her lift a few heavy boxes. After I built up a sweat we went to the kitchen where she made me some ice tea. She was wearing a house robe and you can see her nipples poking through. She stood before me, grabbed my hand and placed it between her thighs underneath the garment. She was soaking wet and loose. She pulled my pants and underwear down and w / o a word straddled my rocket. She gasped as I easily filled her hitting her uterus. Within minutes I exploded and fell limp in her portal. She was frustrated / disappointed but luckily she managed an orgasm while flicking her button while I rested inside her. This went on bi-weekly for a month. Most of the times I would cum in under five minutes till one day she said," You've got to play with yourself before you come over or our tryst is done! You're worse than my husband only you're twice his size"!

The next visit I had done what she asked. She climbs aboard and rides me like there's no tomorrow. She unloads four times in the twenty minutes I was inside her. We fucked for over two months till her hubby caught us in the act. He screamed "Why"? Till I plopped out of her and the answer was in front of his face. He allowed us to screw for the next year and even participate! The thing that bellows in my ear is he would even ask," Did you masturbate before you came over".[/QUOTE]He's inescapable.

[QUOTE=RonM;5303410]Then what's the point of seeing a prostitute?

I see a prostitute because I don't want to service myself.[/QUOTE]Some want to last longer than 5 minutes. Especially if it's not MSOG.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5303817]He's inescapable.[/QUOTE]And unmistakably obvious!

[QUOTE=LeeOskar;5304006]Some want to last longer than 5 minutes. Especially if it's not MSOG.[/QUOTE]Before sex. She hated giving head and sucked at h / j's. She was a stuck up north shore princess. She was hot, so I put up with her nonsense. She was a great fuck! She was a high school cheerleader and even tried out for the Bulls. The average session was maybe five minutes. After m-bating it was maybe ten. This infuriated her and she told me," Listen, if you last 20 minutes I will go down on you. Well, it was a struggle but I managed. She had two orgasms before I unloaded on her torso. The next say I called her up and asked for my reward. Crickets!

That was my laugh for the day, reading the discussion on doing it to yourself before seeing a provider. Ay my age, I wouldn't dream of doing myself before seeing a provider. That might be the only time I could even pop that day, meaning I wouldn't get much out of the provider. Why disappoint her?

[QUOTE=Ump1969;5304953]That was my laugh for the day, reading the discussion on doing it to yourself before seeing a provider. Ay my age, I wouldn't dream of doing myself before seeing a provider. That might be the only time I could even pop that day, meaning I wouldn't get much out of the provider. Why disappoint her?[/QUOTE]And disappoint yourself.

I agree.

[QUOTE=Ump1969;5304953]That was my laugh for the day, reading the discussion on doing it to yourself before seeing a provider. Ay my age, I wouldn't dream of doing myself before seeing a provider. That might be the only time I could even pop that day, meaning I wouldn't get much out of the provider. Why disappoint her?[/QUOTE]Same goes for those "two pop" discussions. Oh to be 25 again!

[QUOTE=MakingItHappen;5303272]How many mongers here rub one out before you see a provider or go to an AMP? Just curious!! I do occasionally! LOL![/QUOTE]Been doing this pretty consistently because otherwise I finish way too quickly. 10 years ago I'd do it like an hour before a meeting, now it's up to three hours. Always good to know your refractory period LOL.

Put yet another Hanginballs account on ignore. Dude, get a life.

[QUOTE=Chicago41;5306146]Put yet another Hanginballs account on ignore. Dude, get a life.[/QUOTE]If you don't like what's being said just ignore. You don't need to make an announcement. Talk about someone getting a life. Sheesh!

[QUOTE=MakingItHappen;5303272]How many mongers here rub one out before you see a provider or go to an AMP? Just curious!! I do occasionally! LOL![/QUOTE]I don't purposefully. I have though and then still wanted some action later in the day or night so went for a drive. I remember once I found a chick for a car date and still exploded in like 5 minutes but that was some years ago.

[QUOTE=Fdottt;5306397]I don't purposefully. I have though and then still wanted some action later in the day or night so went for a drive. I remember once I found a chick for a car date and still exploded in like 5 minutes but that was some years ago.[/QUOTE]Recently when I was with my glamazon girlfriend, she ripped me a new one for unloading too early. " Shit! That's two for two"! After she rubs one out she sets me to the bed and says," Listen, I am a prostitute". I laughed hard due to her conservative look and values. She continued," I met this old man and he made me an offer I couldn't refuse". "Oh! So you're a sugar baby not a pro". I said. " Well, no. I have one other retiree I service on a weekly basis". " That still doesn't make you a pro", I returned. " Don't be a smart-ass. She said and asked if I had a problem with that. I started getting hard again and wanted to pound her mush so I said," No". " Anyways, the old man summoned me and her did a really good job getting me excited (DATY) then he slides in me and gets me near the point and "Boom" he explodes right before I can. Now you come here and you blast off before I can. WTF"! We fuck again and I manage to last 20 minutes which was enough for her to gush two more times.

We hear a knock on her door and it's her other sugar-daddy. She rushes me into the closet and says," This will only take fifteen minutes. He comes in and says," I am here for you Mistress. May I lick your pussy"? Now, I know her puss was filled with my jizz and she didn't have time to cleanse. She rejected his request and demanded he fuck her mouth. They went back and forth till she finally gave in. " I just masturbated so I may have my juices in there", she warned. He says," You know I love your musky scent" he says. He must eat some really good pussy because her screams rattled the walls! After he jerks off on her tits he says," Honey, next time I prefer if you cleanse beforehand. I love eating your pussy but today was different. You tasted exceptionally well! I wish you would masturbate every time I come over"!

He leaves and she thanks me for keeping quiet. I kinda thought this was going to be the end of our tryst. You know how you just feel like the chemistry is dying? Anyways, she tells me," I will fill your tank every week if you show up at 8;30 every Tuesday and fill my tank"! I said," This guy must be worth it"! She said," Who do you think pays my mortgage"?

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