Massage Parlor Reports

I was over that way so stopped in the Speedy Mart to get me a Power Ball ticket. I parked a ways out in front of the Beauty shop, and looked over at Relaxed Villa and was.

Wondering if that dump was still open or not. There is no sign above the building any more, just the typical old faded AMP graphics behind the glass with Relaxed Villa printed on it.

I went and got my Power ball ticket and when getting back in my vehicle noticed Relaxed Villa's door now propped open. I then noticed a 70+ looking Broad sweeping out the door and in front.

Of the shop. She was pretty rough looking, I don't know how that place stays in business.

[QUOTE=SlapNutts;6616983]I was over that way so stopped in the Speedy Mart to get me a Power Ball ticket. I parked a ways out in front of the Beauty shop, and looked over at Relaxed Villa and was.

Wondering if that dump was still open or not. There is no sign above the building any more, just the typical old faded AMP graphics behind the glass with Relaxed Villa printed on it.

I went and got my Power ball ticket and when getting back in my vehicle noticed Relaxed Villa's door now propped open. I then noticed a 70+ looking Broad sweeping out the door and in front.

Of the shop. She was pretty rough looking, I don't know how that place stays in business.[/QUOTE]On Wednesday I decided to stop in on my way to Roanoke. I should have waited until I arrived in Roanoke. Older lady, with an unattractive face and body. I thought well, I could close my eyes. I have experienced situations where the mamas an would greet you and send in a younger masseuse. I should have turned around and walk away but I figured she was the mamas an and was highly disappointed. Massage was very good but that's about it. This is the worst looking Asian woman I have ever seen in a massage parlor.

[QUOTE=SWMonger;6618101]On Wednesday I decided to stop in on my way to Roanoke. I should have waited until I arrived in Roanoke. Older lady, with an unattractive face and body. I thought well, I could close my eyes. I have experienced situations where the mamas an would greet you and send in a younger masseuse. I should have turned around and walk away but I figured she was the mamas an and was highly disappointed. Massage was very good but that's about it. This is the worst looking Asian woman I have ever seen in a massage parlor.[/QUOTE]I'd say the Old Relaxed Villa Broad rates in the top 3 worst looking Broads I've seen around this year and quite Frankly ever since I started this hobby.

The other Hag was at Healing Hands and One was at Timberlake BP, She looked like the Crypt Keeper. All three of the broads appeared to be 70+.

I get they need to make a living. But I think this is the wrong line of work. If the owner wants any repeat business.

[QUOTE=SlapNutts;6601394]I Did a walk in today, and there has been a staff change since last week. A Yu Yu greeted me, probably in her 40's and not good looking at all. Luckily for me she was busy with a customer and asked me to "wait 20 minutes" I dodged a bullet and said I'd return later but never did. If anyone happens to see the other broad working there please give her name and approximate age and what she looks like. Hopefully she looks better than Yu Yu, if not I'll be taking a break from Jojo's until the next staff change.[/QUOTE]I reevaluate my opinion of Yu YU. Since my last post I've seen a Ci Ci there twice and she's ok. This week before seeing CiCi I was greeted by Yu Yu and she looked pretty good this time.

I mean she's not a super model. But she upped her game and looked good in a short black skirt and snug fitting black top. Either Broad there is a better option than the 70+ year old.

Hags in Bedford Relaxed Villa or Timberlake Healing hands.

Has anyone sampled the talent at Timberlake BP lately?. The broads there are mostly old or Fugly. BUT once in a while they get some halfway decent looking talent.

I did my 3 yearly walk in there for the year. Stayed once and left twice due to old Fugly talent. I won't go back until 2024 unless I hear they have some decent talent.

New young lady at New Day. She told me she was 28 and she is nice looking. Much better than the last couple of ladies. She provided a great massage and I will repeat again. Tina was her name and she speaks only a little bit of English.

New Girls at JoJo. Went and had"LaLa". This is her 2nd time back. Small petite and knows what she's doing. Massage was great. Standard Finish.

[QUOTE=TomlinJerry1;6629950]New Girls at JoJo. Went and had "LaLa". This is her 2nd time back. Small petite and knows what she's doing. Massage was great. Standard Finish.[/QUOTE]Are you sure you went to Jojo's in Lynchburg? I have been going there since 2014, and have never heard of a broad there named "Lala."

The broads there now are Cherry & CiCi, both have been there before. But there is no "Lala" and that's a fact.

Although Kiki has already left and been replaced, did anyone get the chance to sample her? I did once and she was the absolute best. I went around 9 pm and we were the only ones there. Emily wasn't even there. I'll tell you for a fact that she is a massive screamer and really seem to enjoy my company. She was the best thus far.

[QUOTE=LynchBurgUber;6601391]Hadn't been by BP in a bit, was going to update the talent pool. However upon my.

Arrival BP like New Day is now. 5 for hh. I respectfully walked out. I understand times are tough for everyone, me included. I know it's only. 1 more but I'm no longer visiting graves mill due to increased rates. Sure not going to give more at BP either.[/QUOTE]I called BP and as usual nobody picked up, a while later I got a text Saying Lily and Cindy working $40 $60 so maybe they went back the the $40 half hour rate?

[QUOTE=SlapNutts;6644713]I called BP and as usual nobody picked up, a while later I got a text Saying Lily and Cindy working $40 $60 so maybe they went back the the $40 half hour rate?[/QUOTE]I was there less than 2 weeks ago and it was $50. I was also told Cindy and Lily were there, but the girl I saw said her name was Dana.

[QUOTE=JdWorker83;6645475]I was there less than 2 weeks ago and it was $50. I was also told Cindy and Lily were there, but the girl I saw said her name was Dana.[/QUOTE]Was Dana decent or another old hag?. After not picking up the phone, someone replied with the same old chain text they always send. BP Timberlake Road, we open now "Cindy & Lily working" open 7 days and the hours. After that another text saying: $40 $60 SO if I went I'd show them the Text they just sent and refuse to pay $50.

[QUOTE=SlapNutts;6645488]Was Dana decent or another old hag?. After not picking up the phone, someone replied with the same old chain text they always send. BP Timberlake Road, we open now "Cindy & Lily working" open 7 days and the hours. After that another text saying: $40 $60 SO if I went I'd show them the Text they just sent and refuse to pay $50.[/QUOTE]Starting to wonder if they don't just have some sort of an automated response system in place that always replies with the same preprogrammed message to every unanswered phone call and then just haven't updated the message in a while? It might explain why both the pricing and the names of the girls are wrong.

[QUOTE=Citizenv;6646135]Starting to wonder if they don't just have some sort of an automated response system in place that always replies with the same preprogrammed message to every unanswered phone call and then just haven't updated the message in a while? It might explain why both the pricing and the names of the girls are wrong.[/QUOTE]I guess it depends on who's working there, and if they are fluent in English. A couple times this year broads actually answered the phone when I called. Every other time a few minutes or a hour later.

I'd get what looks like preprogramed text. This week after the standard Preprogramed text I've seen several times before, I got two more texts One said $40 and the other $60.

[QUOTE=SlapNutts;6645488]Was Dana decent or another old hag?. After not picking up the phone, someone replied with the same old chain text they always send. BP Timberlake Road, we open now "Cindy & Lily working" open 7 days and the hours. After that another text saying: $40 $60 SO if I went I'd show them the Text they just sent and refuse to pay $50.[/QUOTE]She was cute enough, thin. Actual massage sucked, extras were ok, she's nowhere near as good as Linda was in either aspect. Probably around the same age. If I see a "hag," I will straight up walk out.

Somer is back at rainbow. I always liked her. The massage the other night wasn't her best, but I got there right after nine and got an hr. Said she'd been busy. Still good, just not the best I've gotten from her.