The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Chris5;3375114]I will no longer waste my valuable time on yet ANOTHER fucking Orlando faggot douche bag. You monger you're way and I'll monger my way ass hole! You're completely useless to this great site. My advice to you is too stop trying so hard to fit it. You NEVER will.

C5.[/QUOTE]Fit in with who? God you are a cliquey little faggot. I would never fit in with you if we hung out people would assume you are my employee. My inbox is going off on people telling me I said all the things they were thinking about you but they keep their mouth shut in case one day they want a number off you. So you probally don't have nearly as many "friends" as you think here.

[QUOTE=TexasMonger;3375507]Chris.

Don't take me wrong man. I love your pics and stories and always on the lookout for your posts, in most cases they portray some very hot women I would not mind banging, and in a few, ah well, I don't know how you managed to stay hard. But my man Chris. YOu fuck with your black socks on? Heheheheheh. WTH? You are making us look bad in the eyes of these women.

Luv you as a brotha from anatha motha.

Cheers.

TM.[/QUOTE]LOL! You got me there dude! I love my black socks. They're just so comfy. Chicks also ask about the socks. LOL! Did you notice, I made her wear a pair or black socks as well??

You're post cracked me up dude.

C5.

[QUOTE=DankOner42;3375575]Fit in with who? God you are a cliquey little faggot. I would never fit in with you if we hung out people would assume you are my employee. My inbox is going off on people telling me I said all the things they were thinking about you but they keep their mouth shut in case one day they want a number off you. So you probally don't have nearly as many "friends" as you think here.[/QUOTE]Sorry faggot, I don't need no new friend's. Dream on dude. And tell ALL the brother's that are messaging you I said to suck my dick.

C5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3375158]Yep, you guessed it! I never fucked any of these hookers as well! Lmao! Should I continue? I have videos and photo's from all over! Yet every chick claims to never have been with me! LOL! Maybe I'm just too ugly!

Pics don't lie!

C5.[/QUOTE]Dude you bring your own photographer to your dreams?? WTF?

Bizarre.

I can tell you this. I'm not showing up to do a dream and have my buddy in the background snapping pictures. Pretty strange shit right here.

And if I did, I would not be sporting a muffin top.

Shakeology is your friend brother.

Atreides.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3375450]You're the ass hole that paid a chick 80 buck's for a CBJ! Yea I remember you. Obviously you are still butt hurt from you're last visit to the RAT TRAP where I ripped you a new ass hole.

Furber is yet another Orlando douche bag. He's completely useless. You paid 80 buck's for a CBJ and you are indeed, an embarrassment to this great hobby.

Did I make you cry? Faggot. Yes for 10 buck's I can truly get an awful lot! I guess that makes ME smart no? LOL! Women hate my company, they really do. Problem is, they need CASH for there many bad candy habits. YES, I have tons of fun with candy girl's, UCF is full of hot, CANDY girl's, I guess that makes ME smart no?

So you go and pay you're 80 buck's for a covered blow JOB, and I'll pay my 10 or 20 buck's for all the tons of fun I'm guaranteed to have. Orlando is such a shitty douche bag city.

C5.[/QUOTE]I didn't pay 80 bucks for a covered BJ. I said lay off the dudes who do, if you get a good price that is fine. Let the ladies who walk the stroll make some money of the fools. The more you harp on what people pay is the more chances of girl going he is cheap. Which you are by definition. C5 is really pissed off mongers because I know his game. All the girls talk like a sieve in my Tahoe.

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[QUOTE=Chris5;3375132]All these hookers also said I paid them for PIC only right? Well I do pay for sex but pics are included. I guess this makes me smart! LOL.[/QUOTE]Got to love the lipstick in Pic#8. I would just be a little nervous the next time my lady did a load of whites.

[QUOTE=Furrber;3375414]He pulls up in his car to a girl on the trail. And goes My name is Chris5 from USA sex guide here is 10-20 bucks. Let me take a picture and give you a review. I'm going to say you gave me a bbj and I fucked you bareback and then I licked my cum out of your twat for 10 bucks. The girl is like WTF. I'm condom only, I don't bareback ever. And I don't ever offer Daty. Ever. And no anal. So Chris drives off and reports here. Some lurker / monger here reads this and pulls up to the girl and says I like the same thing Chris5 said for 15 bucks. And this is why the girls get pissed off. Some of them like it because he gives them candy and those are the ones. He has tons of fun with. He relentlessly promotes them even though there not the greatest because they make money of his reviews by mongers knowing they are sure thing. Knowing all this. What conclusion can a seasoned monger come too?[/QUOTE]But in Chriss5 case, I think 'BBBJ' stand for 'bare baby blow job'!

Just look at that tiny penis he got!

No wonder he always post pics, but never the videos he say he takes.

SMH.

If I had a tiny penis like that, I'd be a internet bully too!

SMH.

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[QUOTE=BlowMyMt;3353589]Didn't C5 fucked your girl in the ass while you were watching and crying? Or was it that you walked in on C5 pounding on your girls asshole and you started crying? Sorry can't remember wich one it was.

-BMM.[/QUOTE]Why do I have the feeling that Chris5. BlowMyMt, and TrailHunter could go out to dinner together and sit at a table for 1.

[QUOTE=PompanoGuy;3390626]Why do I have the feeling that Chris5. BlowMyMt, and TrailHunter could go out to dinner together and sit at a table for 1.[/QUOTE]It doesn't even matter with these losers anymore. They simply pop up and defend him to the T. Even though we all know his lies and his games. C5 and his "team" have enough time in the day from selling drugs and brow baiting any girl they see to go along with them or they ruin their names. Look what he said about Skyee and her gf before they came to an understanding. He hated them and said so until he ruined their reputation so they were forced to goa long with it. The girls even put the smack down on his degrading reviews of them.

He isn't worth anyone's time. Just put him on ignore.

[QUOTE=PompanoGuy;3390626]Why do I have the feeling that Chris5. BlowMyMt, and TrailHunter could go out to dinner together and sit at a table for 1.[/QUOTE]Why do you have the feeling? Very simple answer! It's because you're a.

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Trail Hunter.

[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3383152]My #2 Best Fuck of 2016.

TH.[/QUOTE]That Ashley dates street walker mongers. This is valuable information.

Thank you.

PG.

[QUOTE=Furrber;3390927]It doesn't even matter with these losers anymore. They simply pop up and defend him to the T. Even though we all know his lies and his games. C5 and his "team" have enough time in the day from selling drugs and brow baiting any girl they see to go along with them or they ruin their names. Look what he said about Skyee and her gf before they came to an understanding. He hated them and said so until he ruined their reputation so they were forced to goa long with it. The girls even put the smack down on his degrading reviews of them.[/QUOTE]I'm actually feeling kind of guilty about that one. Last month he made it known that Skyee was going down to Pompano Beach for a wedding. Since that was my home town, I decided to help out thinking that would help me get access to some Orlando numbers. Worst mistake I could have ever made! I arranged 9 dates for the weekend and everything went to hell. He eventually told me he was cancelling the trip because the drugs were taking the toll on her and she wasn't ready for it.

Does that mean there was no wedding and he was just taking her down there to pimp her out?

She still seems to be his favorite, does he not mind her drug use but attacks many other girls that don't seem to have all the issues?

I still think Skyee would be a great date, but the fact that she's in any way tied to that loser makes me want to stay away.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3391157]Does a 10 buck BBBJCIMWS exist on Paradise Trail? The answer is an astounding YES!
[/QUOTE]The "word on the street" is that girls might start charging by penis size.