Massage Parlor Reports

A touch of grace.

Oh man I am so sorry; but I laughed out loud reading this! Thank you so much for this post! She has reviews on yelp that are similar to yours; and some women actually tried to go and had the same review as you! Amazing!

[QUOTE=Spartan2009;3347902]So, there wasn't too much about this place on here, so I thought I'd stop by. After a phone call where she had me on hold for five minutes (I was driving so it wasn't a big deal) she had me text when I was on my way. I did, 20 minutes out. When I got there, I knocked, and I heard a whole lot of rustling around. She came to the door and was like "why did you only text me three minutes ago? I should have known where this was going. After lying down, she was gone for around 5-6 minutes before coming in and starting. The beginning was good, but she went to get hot towels, and I could hear her on the phone. She came in with her phone and tells me all about how she will never check her phone during a massage because that's wrong. All this time, her phone is blowing up. After the second call and like ten texts, she goes "it doesn't bother me" and I say that it bothers me, so she takes it to a different room. There's been a bit of teasing through this point, but nothing much, which was interesting because the first thing she did was spread my legs off the table and started working on my butt.

At this point, she's been talking about "all those illegal massage girls" and how wrong it is that they're driving her out of business. Then she starts asking me if I believe in God, and I said that I'd rather not talk about it. She said that she doesn't care if she offends me, but God exists and I'll find out soon enough. She proceeds to tell me about her dying on the operating table and coming back and being mad at the doctors.

Then, she starts telling me that Obama was behind the chemical attack in Syria, and, I'm not joking, starts crying as she tells me that America is the greatest country on Earth, and anyone who hates it should get out.

As an aside, I'm of mixed race, white / Lebanese descent.

She starts talking about the patriot act and how it's wrong, but if someone like me gets detained, that's for the country's protection and it's okay, because if I'm innocent I'll be okay. She then tells me that she was detained because police thought that she killed her husband, who died in this house. She also wanted to know my full name, where I work, and details about my life, far beyond small talk.

I should also mention that every time she left the room, which was maybe six-seven times, she came back drunker and drunker. I swear she was taking shots outside.

I sped things up and got out, but not before she followed me out partway to my car, where she yelled "OMG you have a sports car, that's amazing! (I drive a Cavalier.).

In terms of the massage, she's the roughest I've ever seen. She used her elbows at times on my ribs in the back. I don't even know what to say. Please, please, please stay away.[/QUOTE]Wow bro sorry to hear about your experience. I'll be staying away no doubt.

Has anybody been this week? There was a snippet in another thread about a cop sitting outside the place and their BP and CL ads have not been updated lately. I haven't seen anything in the local paper but was wondering if my go-to has been shut down.

[QUOTE=MikeQanaby;3348551]Has anybody been this week? There was a snippet in another thread about a cop sitting outside the place and their BP and CL ads have not been updated lately. I haven't seen anything in the local paper but was wondering if my go-to has been shut down.[/QUOTE]I went last week and had no issues. Great HE w / Sasha.

[QUOTE=Spartan2009;3347902] "OMG you have a sports car, that's amazing! (I drive a Cavalier.).
[/QUOTE]I LOLd multiple times during your review, but that last part killed me. Thanks for taking one for the team, Sparty.

Decided to visit Saigon on Woodward s of 9 Mile at lunchtime today. Saw Tiffany, very hot. Warm oil massage, nice music, classy room in back of nail spa. On flip she offered BJ with body slide. Nice tits and in-shape body. I begged for more but she said she doesn't do FS. Total damage 60 door fee and 100 for extras. Hot stone massage after BBBJ. HJ for finish. Best non FS spa I've encountered around here.

[QUOTE=HeeJung47;3348109]A bit confused with this review. There is so Ebony at Sophia Spa. There is a Ebony at Saigon Spa in Ferndale, but their hour rate is only 60.[/QUOTE]

What other place apart from Acu at 7 gives a good back massage and relief?

FS is great but HJ suffix. Have a tight back, need someone walk on my back.

[QUOTE=RemoMask;3348965]What other place apart from Acu at 7 gives a good back massage and relief?

FS is great but HJ suffix. Have a tight back, need someone walk on my back.[/QUOTE]Bella Touch on 10 mile and Gratiot has back walking, hot towels / stones, and a great he finish.

One of the better massages I've ever received.

[QUOTE=HbKid456;3348647]I LOLd multiple times during your review, but that last part killed me. Thanks for taking one for the team, Sparty.[/QUOTE]I LOLd also. That is the funniest story I have read on this forum! We all need to pitch in and get Sparty a massage!! LOL.

[QUOTE=Spartan2009;3347902]So, there wasn't too much about this place on here, so I thought I'd stop by. After a phone call where she had me on hold for five minutes (I was driving so it wasn't a big deal) she had me text when I was on my way. I did, 20 minutes out. When I got there, I knocked, and I heard a whole lot of rustling around. She came to the door and was like "why did you only text me three minutes ago? I should have known where this was going. After lying down, she was gone for around 5-6 minutes before coming in and starting. The beginning was good, but she went to get hot towels, and I could hear her on the phone. She came in with her phone and tells me all about how she will never check her phone during a massage because that's wrong. All this time, her phone is blowing up. After the second call and like ten texts, she goes "it doesn't bother me" and I say that it bothers me, so she takes it to a different room. There's been a bit of teasing through this point, but nothing much, which was interesting because the first thing she did was spread my legs off the table and started working on my butt.

At this point, she's been talking about "all those illegal massage girls" and how wrong it is that they're driving her out of business. Then she starts asking me if I believe in God, and I said that I'd rather not talk about it. She said that she doesn't care if she offends me, but God exists and I'll find out soon enough. She proceeds to tell me about her dying on the operating table and coming back and being mad at the doctors.

Then, she starts telling me that Obama was behind the chemical attack in Syria, and, I'm not joking, starts crying as she tells me that America is the greatest country on Earth, and anyone who hates it should get out.

As an aside, I'm of mixed race, white / Lebanese descent.

She starts talking about the patriot act and how it's wrong, but if someone like me gets detained, that's for the country's protection and it's okay, because if I'm innocent I'll be okay. She then tells me that she was detained because police thought that she killed her husband, who died in this house. She also wanted to know my full name, where I work, and details about my life, far beyond small talk.

I should also mention that every time she left the room, which was maybe six-seven times, she came back drunker and drunker. I swear she was taking shots outside.

I sped things up and got out, but not before she followed me out partway to my car, where she yelled "OMG you have a sports car, that's amazing! (I drive a Cavalier.).

In terms of the massage, she's the roughest I've ever seen. She used her elbows at times on my ribs in the back. I don't even know what to say. Please, please, please stay away.[/QUOTE]So I take it letting her "manscape" you was out of the question? LOL.

[QUOTE=Russant;3348975]Bella Touch on 10 mile and Gratiot has back walking, hot towels / stones, and a great he finish.

One of the better massages I've ever received.[/QUOTE]What was the total damage out the door? Only HE available?

[QUOTE=HeeJung47;3348109]A bit confused with this review. There is so Ebony at Sophia Spa. There is a Ebony at Saigon Spa in Ferndale, but their hour rate is only 60.[/QUOTE]I don't get to choose the name, can only report what she said in my dream.

Not sorry you feel the need to troll. This was my dream, if you don't like it, move along.

[QUOTE=Russant;3348975]Bella Touch on 10 mile and Gratiot has back walking, hot towels / stones, and a great he finish.

One of the better massages I've ever received.[/QUOTE]Could you define what kind of HE was available, whether here or in PM?

Hahaha I'm glad I could entertain, guys. She was so crazy. She started talking about Hillary working with the Syrians to kill people, and just a ton of other stuff. I missed a bunch of other stuff in the review. She kept telling me how she's ex-military, and she was hung up on it taking 2 and a half hours to fly into NYC. I told her that it's like an hour and change from Detroit, and her response was "Well I haven't flown since the terrorist attack on 2/11 so planes must be faster now. ".

[QUOTE=BuckleMyShoe;3348166]A touch of grace.

Oh man I am so sorry; but I laughed out loud reading this! Thank you so much for this post! She has reviews on yelp that are similar to yours; and some women actually tried to go and had the same review as you! Amazing![/QUOTE]I never thought to check Yelp, but yeah, that lines up. She was definitely drunk, and she reeked of it. At the end, she put an exfoliating mask on me, and I was like "okay, let's get this off of me and I have to go" and she washed it off. After I got dressed, she realized she left like a third of it on, so she was trying to get it off by rubbing my face with a soaked paper towel, and she was dripping a water / mask slurry on my clothes, all the while slurring about how sorry she was for missing it. I was like "Don't worry about it, I'll take care of it later" as I left with mask still on my face.

[QUOTE=PantyLoverF;3349289]So I take it letting her "manscape" you was out of the question? LOL.[/QUOTE]Absolutely not. In fact, even though I wouldn't have done anything, she never offered anything at all. Everything was legit (as much as you can say from the experience, LOL).

[QUOTE=SocialAveng313;3116255]She's cool. In a very nice, inconspicuous townhouse. Comes to the door dressed sexy. Maybe a little attitude but she did get me in at midnight. Massage was okay, but nothing to brag about. She kept asking me to slap her ass, which really does nothing for me. On the flip, I got to play with the bolt-ons. I really didn't like that part because they were rock hard. Couldn't even get a grip, the skin was so tight. The release was average, but a Franklin for the half hour in a safe place was worth it. Seen her twice over the past 6 months. Last I heard, her and her sister were trying to make a reality tv show. Not about the hobby though (I think). So if you see tripods and video gear there, they're not for you (I hope).

I'll go out on a limb here and say the pictures are her. Her ass is shaped just like the ones in the pictures. Not sure if it's real, but when I slapped it, there was no ripple effect. The apartment shot looks just like her place. It is immaculately clean and she douses everything with alcohol before and after.

Maybe more is on the menu, but I never try for more.[/QUOTE]Saw her a few months ago and had the same experience. Called her around noon and she got me in around 2. Had trouble finding the place but got there eventually. Description of events is accurate, ok massage with some ass slapping and booty shaking. Seemed like butt implants to me very hard. Same with bolt-ons. Told me to come back again for a nude body slide but I haven't tried it. Might give it another go. She did some very nice during the massage and decent conversation with some dirty talk at the end.