Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=CransdorfMukai;2514805]So. Took a business trip to south east asia and all I can say is that they are light years ahead of us!! They know how to run girls.

Anyway, ran down the trail on my first night back and had my first bad experience. Dreamed about brunette spinner, Cecilia, and she turned out to be a grab and dash. Beware of the dark jeep loaded down with goons. Wanted to persue but finally let my better sense prevail.

In my moppy mood I dreamed about a thick brunette Maria that helped me get over my foul mood. Brothers, be carwful out there.

CM.[/QUOTE]In a bad dream I had about last summer after attempting to pick up a girl by the bowling alley and 7/11, a dark Jeep Cherokee with 3 or 4 "goons" jumped on my ass tailing me at about 50 miles an hour and I swear 1 foot from me trying to bump me. I sped up and pulled away a bit and then jerked into the gas station on the right corner, not open, across from Mealy Mazda. 1 second later they were stopped along side me and staring into the barrel of my Mossberg 500 hanging out my window about 10 feet away. Needless to say John Force couldn't have caught up with these piece of shit goons. They about had a bad night with SJ. I can't emphasize enough the risks out there guys. Be safe, be smart, don't do stupid shit like me. I've been lucky, you might not be. SJ.

[QUOTE=FunHobby69;2514766]Want to tip my hat to StrokinJoe and StantaClaus for their outstanding fictional accounts of stalking the trail. Decided to leave my safe zone and booked passage on a trail excursion tonight. Motivation to expand my literary genre directly related to these two Nobel prize winners in literature. Have surveyed the trail during daytime, but just to get a compass bearing and understanding of the pray traps and game wardens. Spent about two hours tonight around the quadrant (can't find the exact meaning of this term) but I looped around the watering hole between the big road that takes me to the beach and the other road that fittingly contains sand. Stopped in at the hotel that is not so super and saw a medium build girl with brown hair probably shoulder length or more hanging with a guy wearing a backpack. Said something to me while I drove by but wasn't interested. Saw her couple more times coming and going to the 7-11 with Mr backpack in tow. Didn't see anything else in the loop and proceded north and came across a skinny white blonde south of the I-4 which didn't interest me. Headed back south and saw my pray doing the walk north of sand lake. Spent about 15 minutes doing a large circle so as not to draw her attention or any one else's. When I felt comfortable enough that she had been walking a several block area back and forth with no LEO or anything that looked suspicious, I parked sbout two blocks passed her, shut the car / lights and waited to get a better look. Dumb ass me, she had eyes like a dear and knew the whole time what I was doing. She walked up to the drivers door, I opened it and she said are you a cop to which I replied no and she said can I check. I obliged and she reached in the car and did a hand check of my assets. The only thing I could say at that point was do you need a ride and off we went to her safe spot. Her name was Jessica and she was Hispanic. We agreed we would tune my radio to play one Jackson song and half of another. All I can say is she went to town on my flute, took direction very well and allowed me to participate in hitting the high note as in my hand on top of her head pressing down to get every inch out of my instrument. Nice lady, easy to talk to. I will repeat. This is my first fictional account of a car date only second street adventure. I would very much appreciate any other authors PMing me on tips, pointers, anything to assist me in this aspect of my fictional hobby. FH69.[/QUOTE]I see that you have a very creative imagination with a good sense of attention to detail.

Thanks for the kind words, appreciate it. The flute workers in my toy factory are my pride and joy.

One helluva a good story with a happy ending. Looking forward to reading more reports of your adventures in Dreamland.

Kris Kringle.

Great report and a literary style that I hope to hear more of.

Here is what I recommend. "Never talk through the drivers window or door. " She can get in your passenger door when you reach over and unlock it just as she is at the door. No power door unlocks. If she doesn't get in and you can drive off just drive off.

Look up the 22 rules for mongering. Print them out. Read them again and again. Read them again. You want to be able to quote and follow those rules when you are stressed or under the influence of drugs, alcohol or pussy. Any of which will cause you to do stupid things.

Have fun and report often.

[QUOTE=FunHobby69;2514766]Want to tip my hat to StrokinJoe and StantaClaus for their outstanding fictional accounts of stalking the trail. Decided to leave my safe zone and booked passage on a trail excursion tonight. Motivation to expand my literary genre directly related to these two Nobel prize winners in literature. Have surveyed the trail during daytime, but just to get a compass bearing and understanding of the pray traps and game wardens. Spent about two hours tonight around the quadrant (can't find the exact meaning of this term) but I looped around the watering hole between the big road that takes me to the beach and the other road that fittingly contains sand. Stopped in at the hotel that is not so super and saw a medium build girl with brown hair probably shoulder length or more hanging with a guy wearing a backpack. Said something to me while I drove by but wasn't interested. Saw her couple more times coming and going to the 7-11 with Mr backpack in tow. Didn't see anything else in the loop and proceded north and came across a skinny white blonde south of the I-4 which didn't interest me. Headed back south and saw my pray doing the walk north of sand lake. Spent about 15 minutes doing a large circle so as not to draw her attention or any one else's. When I felt comfortable enough that she had been walking a several block area back and forth with no LEO or anything that looked suspicious, I parked sbout two blocks passed her, shut the car / lights and waited to get a better look. Dumb ass me, she had eyes like a dear and knew the whole time what I was doing. She walked up to the drivers door, I opened it and she said are you a cop to which I replied no and she said can I check. I obliged and she reached in the car and did a hand check of my assets. The only thing I could say at that point was do you need a ride and off we went to her safe spot. Her name was Jessica and she was Hispanic. We agreed we would tune my radio to play one Jackson song and half of another. All I can say is she went to town on my flute, took direction very well and allowed me to participate in hitting the high note as in my hand on top of her head pressing down to get every inch out of my instrument. Nice lady, easy to talk to. I will repeat. This is my first fictional account of a car date only second street adventure. I would very much appreciate any other authors PMing me on tips, pointers, anything to assist me in this aspect of my fictional hobby. FH69.[/QUOTE]

She's out of surgery and everything went well.

[QUOTE=Charlie;2515368]She's out of surgery and everything went well.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the update Charlie and wish her a speedy recovery <3

I posted about this one maybe 6 months ago and she was a tad preg but looked kinda hot, Hispanic with lots of tats and a few piercings. She's been gone to Miami, calved up, is carrying the post pooch around and ain't really no better. 40 black beans for a BBBJ and no cim. She's a "settler" but I like to bust my first nut early then later on in the night I'm thinking straight when I'm down to business. She's working the Quadrant 7/11 right now in short shorts. Note the piercing to the side of her left eye. It's not glued on. I put a little glue in her mouth but she came off of it LOL. As is said, average. If her name was spelled Alayna it would be Average Alayna. Now I'm getting ready for business. Be safe guys. Saw a few newbies already. SJ.

Heeding the advice of a SM, I am posting this experience here to inform my brothers of what happened to me and to let others see what kinds of mistakes newbs make. I am primarily an AMP kind of guy but have tried to broaden my experiences.

Ok, It is after midnight and I head out to OBT to see what's up. I start at the Bee line and head north, I make it up to the Wawa at 50/ Obt, grab a pack of smokes and a drink and drive back towards bee line.

Passed a few BSWs and was contemplating doing a you turn when I saw a spinner brunette wearing yoga pants about a block up from Americana, we made eye contact but I could not pull over, thought to myself DAMN! I did pull into the 7-11 at the corner of Americana to answer a text and sat there a while texting. I actually had backed up the truck the out of the parking spot ready to leave when the brunette spinner pops up at the door, she had back tracked a block to get to me (my first mistake was continuing with someone who had to track me down). She called herself Cecilia and begins talking about how much she likes my truck, I pull out of the lot and follow her directions, LEO check is performed and bargaining begins. She is working an up sell, whereas I just want head ache relief as an introduction to this spinner. She is giving me directions to her safe spot (my second mistake since I don't know the area) in an apartment complex (my 3rd mistake since this apartment complex has only one way in or out), all the while rubbing my body and telling me how she likes my truck. First comment that sends up an alert to me is when rubs my pocket and felling the mess of papers I have in there (actually receipts and crap I cleaned out of center console) she asks if that is where I have all my money (I should have cut out at this point, just because that question tingled my senses, and that is my 4th mistake, not listening to my own gut feeling). I noticed a dark Jeep Cherokee behind me, but she says that it is an apartment complex after all (5th mistake not paying better attention to my surrounding) and directs me to park between a dumpster and another car at the back of the parking lot. I don't like it because it bottle necks me in, so I back in park in the space instead and she bitches about it the whole time (another mistake but goes with second mistake of going to her spot). She is still trying to up sell and offers up the greek isle (mistake number 6 as a SM pointed out that is not usual for a car date), to which I respond that I only want the head ache relief for now, if she lets me play with the greek hole while she plays with the boys I'll partake in the isle tour if she's good. Donation is made and she says she has to butter up the greek isle if I am going to play, then she pops open the door and takes off. Of course there I am with my junk out and pants all unbottoned and cannot jump out after her (7th mistake thinking that I am going to chase down a HoCheatMen for my money).

That is when the Jeep Cherokee surges from around the around the corner of the parking lot with its interior lights on and four latin goombas staring at me as they try to block me in (another mistake but goes along with number 5), I just pull out and keep going, they had to stop or hit me, luckily they stopped. I just hauled ass to get out of there and immediately got lost in the apartment complex (again another mistake, but goes along with number 3) . Somehow I ended up behind the Jeep as I was trying to exit and they tried block me in again, all the while everyone but the driver was staring at me and the interior light was still on, so I chirped the tires and was ready to give'them whiplash. They took off and I followed them (the 8TH and prolly the biggest mistake of all, thinking that I will chase down four guys), thank god it was to the complex exit, I followed them down the trail a bit. They hauled ass and turned off, and I finally calmed down. Don't know if she was working with them or not, but it was too much of a coincidence.

I never got a plate number, just that it was a dark Jeep Cherokee with hazed over headlights. Don't understand why kept the interior lights on, unless it was to intimidate me by allowing me to see how many of them there were.

I made lots of newb mistakes.

[QUOTE=Wanttoknow67;2515332]Great report and a literary style that I hope to hear more of.

Here is what I recommend. "Never talk through the drivers window or door. " She can get in your passenger door when you reach over and unlock it just as she is at the door. No power door unlocks. If she doesn't get in and you can drive off just drive off.

Look up the 22 rules for mongering. Print them out. Read them again and again. Read them again. You want to be able to quote and follow those rules when you are stressed or under the influence of drugs, alcohol or pussy. Any of which will cause you to do stupid things.

Have fun and report often.[/QUOTE]I've stated the exact same thing before. My wording was "The rules should be a reflex". If you got to think about them, or if impaired, go back and read the fuckers again. Well said Brother. I'm about to go back out and quote the rules to some more Ho's, weather permitting. SJ.

Just before 1:00 am I spotted a young brunette and red head walking past the RaceTrac near I4. I wasn't sure if they were working, so I pulled into the McD's. They split up after the next street, so I did a few turns and picked up the brunette next to Checkers. She said her name is Samantha, 19, about 5'5, thin with a small chest, long hair pulled back, and is wearing a white tank top and black shorts. Great BBBJCIM for only $20! I didn't get a good look at her friend, but she said they are both "doing what they can" to make money. No phone, but I dropped her off at the hotel next to I4. Good luck and don't forget where you are if you go looking for them. As soon as I turned onto OBT a big LEO truck pulled right up behind me. I was too busy talking to her to see if they saw her get out, but they followed me all the way onto I4 then finally drove by and turned off at John Young. Good luck.

[QUOTE=CransdorfMukai;2515512]Heeding the advice of a SM, I am posting this experience here to inform my brothers of what happened to me and to let others see what kinds of mistakes newbs make. I am primarily an AMP kind of guy but have tried to broaden my experiences.

Ok, It is after midnight and I head out to OBT to see what's up. I start at the Bee line and head north, I make it up to the Wawa at 50/ Obt, grab a pack of smokes and a drink and drive back towards bee line.

Passed a few BSWs and was contemplating doing a you turn when I saw a spinner brunette wearing yoga pants about a block up from Americana, we made eye contact but I could not pull over, thought to myself DAMN! I did pull into the 7-11 at the corner of Americana to answer a text and sat there a while texting. I actually had backed up the truck the out of the parking spot ready to leave when the brunette spinner pops up at the door, she had back tracked a block to get to me (my first mistake was continuing with someone who had to track me down). She called herself Cecilia and begins talking about how much she likes my truck, I pull out of the lot and follow her directions, LEO check is performed and bargaining begins. She is working an up sell, whereas I just want head ache relief as an introduction to this spinner. She is giving me directions to her safe spot (my second mistake since I don't know the area) in an apartment complex (my 3rd mistake since this apartment complex has only one way in or out), all the while rubbing my body and telling me how she likes my truck. First comment that sends up an alert to me is when rubs my pocket and felling the mess of papers I have in there (actually receipts and crap I cleaned out of center console) she asks if that is where I have all my money (I should have cut out at this point, just because that question tingled my senses, and that is my 4th mistake, not listening to my own gut feeling). I noticed a dark Jeep Cherokee behind me, but she says that it is an apartment complex after all (5th mistake not paying better attention to my surrounding) and directs me to park between a dumpster and another car at the back of the parking lot. I don't like it because it bottle necks me in, so I back in park in the space instead and she bitches about it the whole time (another mistake but goes with second mistake of going to her spot). She is still trying to up sell and offers up the greek isle (mistake number 6 as a SM pointed out that is not usual for a car date), to which I respond that I only want the head ache relief for now, if she lets me play with the greek hole while she plays with the boys I'll partake in the isle tour if she's good. Donation is made and she says she has to butter up the greek isle if I am going to play, then she pops open the door and takes off. Of course there I am with my junk out and pants all unbottoned and cannot jump out after her (7th mistake thinking that I am going to chase down a HoCheatMen for my money).

That is when the Jeep Cherokee surges from around the around the corner of the parking lot with its interior lights on and four latin goombas staring at me as they try to block me in (another mistake but goes along with number 5), I just pull out and keep going, they had to stop or hit me, luckily they stopped. I just hauled ass to get out of there and immediately got lost in the apartment complex (again another mistake, but goes along with number 3) . Somehow I ended up behind the Jeep as I was trying to exit and they tried block me in again, all the while everyone but the driver was staring at me and the interior light was still on, so I chirped the tires and was ready to give'them whiplash. They took off and I followed them (the 8TH and prolly the biggest mistake of all, thinking that I will chase down four guys), thank god it was to the complex exit, I followed them down the trail a bit. They hauled ass and turned off, and I finally calmed down. Don't know if she was working with them or not, but it was too much of a coincidence.

I never got a plate number, just that it was a dark Jeep Cherokee with hazed over headlights. Don't understand why kept the interior lights on, unless it was to intimidate me by allowing me to see how many of them there were.

I made lots of newb mistakes.[/QUOTE]As I said never be afraid to make these posts. We're here to learn and share, not make fun of you. You've contributed good Brother and let's keep it up and learn along the way. Be safe and take care. SJ.

So I was in the mood for some dark meat and I hit up the shopping center 1/4 mile south of the 528 BKing. Of course Black Ash, like the wood, was strutting her stuff and looking sexy with her hair up, glasses and the brightest red lips looked light stop lights DAMN but I passed cause I saw a glimpse of the one I posted about a few days ago kinda crazy looking espresso babe with the barbell through her nose and we're off to my room. She quotes 60 Lincoln Logs and she is phenomenal with the wood. Gets undressed beautiful body covered in tats and a few piercings on face. Beautiful trimmed canal, awesome ass, thought it was a dream. All wrapped up starts with real good head sucking balls rubbing balls licking balls moaning the whole time. She says tell me when you're ready and offered any position I chose cowgirl. Front or back she said OMG I dropped her off 15 minutes ago and I'm still harder than Chinese Arithmetic. While pumping me she asked do you kiss? Unbelievable I haven't been blown away like this in a while and for 60 damn. Never rush, told me to take my time. No upsells. She don't do just head, 60 for everything. I thing she might even do the back door but I didn't even care. Whipped out the wipes when she was done. Goes by Strawberry and says real name is Celeste. This girl is already high on the list if you like black you def will be back. SJ approved! Saw quite a few more girls including Jessica at the Shell. Be safe. It's 4:00 AM and I'm out!

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2515756]So I was in the mood for some dark meat and I hit up the shopping center 1/4 mile south of the 528 BKing. Of course Black Ash, like the wood, was strutting her stuff and looking sexy with her hair up, glasses and the brightest red lips looked light stop lights DAMN but I passed cause I saw a glimpse of the one I posted about a few days ago kinda crazy looking espresso babe with the barbell through her nose and we're off to my room. She quotes 60 Lincoln Logs and she is phenomenal with the wood. Gets undressed beautiful body covered in tats and a few piercings on face. Beautiful trimmed canal, awesome ass, thought it was a dream. All wrapped up starts with real good head sucking balls rubbing balls licking balls moaning the whole time. She says tell me when you're ready and offered any position I chose cowgirl. Front or back she said OMG I dropped her off 15 minutes ago and I'm still harder than Chinese Arithmetic. While pumping me she asked do you kiss? Unbelievable I haven't been blown away like this in a while and for 60 damn. Never rush, told me to take my time. No upsells. She don't do just head, 60 for everything. I thing she might even do the back door but I didn't even care. Whipped out the wipes when she was done. Goes by Strawberry and says real name is Celeste. This girl is already high on the list if you like black you def will be back. SJ approved! Saw quite a few more girls including Jessica at the Shell. Be safe. It's 4:00 AM and I'm out![/QUOTE]Jeez! I missed out! I wasn't interested in dreaming of a black girl tonight so I didn't scoop her up when I saw her. I definitely won't make that mistake again.

Coming home from Clermont. The little head needed relief, so I dreamt of our favorite street. I saw a lot of great talent out there tonight. I ended up picking up Maria South of 528. Nice tits that are almost a handful. Great hips and ass. She was wearing black leggings that hugged then perfectly. She was so relaxed and mellow off the bat. She asked. 4 for BBBJ, but was a-ok with. 3. Went to a spot and my mind was the second thing being blown. She was incredible. She started a bit fast, but took directions impeccably and slowed it down. She even sucked my balls!! I started getting close and Maria picked up the pace. She had the perfect rythm. It was finally too much to bear, and I burst in her mouth. She went all the way down and back up slowly and got every drop. The best part was after though. She spit it out and then chilled the fuck out! No "hurry up! I got to go!" None of that the whole time. I gave her an extra. 1 for redefining my SW experience and got her number too. I should've asked for pics for that extra 10, but I'll get them next time. This one is an ATF for me. I'll give a few senior members her # if interested. Just pm me.

[QUOTE=CransdorfMukai;2515512]Heeding the advice of a SM, I am posting this experience here to inform my brothers of what happened to me and to let others see what kinds of mistakes newbs make. I am primarily an AMP kind of guy but have tried to broaden my experiences.

Ok, It is after midnight and I head out to OBT to see what's up. I start at the Bee line and head north, I make it up to the Wawa at 50/ Obt, grab a pack of smokes and a drink and drive back towards bee line.

Passed a few BSWs and was contemplating doing a you turn when I saw a spinner brunette wearing yoga pants about a block up from Americana, we made eye contact but I could not pull over, thought to myself DAMN! I did pull into the 7-11 at the corner of Americana to answer a text and sat there a while texting. I actually had backed up the truck the out of the parking spot ready to leave when the brunette spinner pops up at the door, she had back tracked a block to get to me (my first mistake was continuing with someone who had to track me down). She called herself Cecilia and begins talking about how much she likes my truck, I pull out of the lot and follow her directions, LEO check is performed and bargaining begins. She is working an up sell, whereas I just want head ache relief as an introduction to this spinner. She is giving me directions to her safe spot (my second mistake since I don't know the area) in an apartment complex (my 3rd mistake since this apartment complex has only one way in or out), all the while rubbing my body and telling me how she likes my truck. First comment that sends up an alert to me is when rubs my pocket and felling the mess of papers I have in there (actually receipts and crap I cleaned out of center console) she asks if that is where I have all my money (I should have cut out at this point, just because that question tingled my senses, and that is my 4th mistake, not listening to my own gut feeling). I noticed a dark Jeep Cherokee behind me, but she says that it is an apartment complex after all (5th mistake not paying better attention to my surrounding) and directs me to park between a dumpster and another car at the back of the parking lot. I don't like it because it bottle necks me in, so I back in park in the space instead and she bitches about it the whole time (another mistake but goes with second mistake of going to her spot). She is still trying to up sell and offers up the greek isle (mistake number 6 as a SM pointed out that is not usual for a car date), to which I respond that I only want the head ache relief for now, if she lets me play with the greek hole while she plays with the boys I'll partake in the isle tour if she's good. Donation is made and she says she has to butter up the greek isle if I am going to play, then she pops open the door and takes off. Of course there I am with my junk out and pants all unbottoned and cannot jump out after her (7th mistake thinking that I am going to chase down a HoCheatMen for my money).

That is when the Jeep Cherokee surges from around the around the corner of the parking lot with its interior lights on and four latin goombas staring at me as they try to block me in (another mistake but goes along with number 5), I just pull out and keep going, they had to stop or hit me, luckily they stopped. I just hauled ass to get out of there and immediately got lost in the apartment complex (again another mistake, but goes along with number 3) . Somehow I ended up behind the Jeep as I was trying to exit and they tried block me in again, all the while everyone but the driver was staring at me and the interior light was still on, so I chirped the tires and was ready to give'them whiplash. They took off and I followed them (the 8TH and prolly the biggest mistake of all, thinking that I will chase down four guys), thank god it was to the complex exit, I followed them down the trail a bit. They hauled ass and turned off, and I finally calmed down. Don't know if she was working with them or not, but it was too much of a coincidence.

I never got a plate number, just that it was a dark Jeep Cherokee with hazed over headlights. Don't understand why kept the interior lights on, unless it was to intimidate me by allowing me to see how many of them there were.

I made lots of newb mistakes.[/QUOTE]We have all made mistakes in this hobby. I salute you for admitting these mistakes and sharing them with us. You will get better and better at this game as time goes on. I personally never go to any spot that a girl says to go to. I drive at least 15 minutes away from the original pick up spot and then find my own spot.

Stay safe.

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2515427]I posted about this one maybe 6 months ago and she was a tad preg but looked kinda hot, Hispanic with lots of tats and a few piercings. She's been gone to Miami, calved up, is carrying the post pooch around and ain't really no better. 40 black beans for a BBBJ and no cim. She's a "settler" but I like to bust my first nut early then later on in the night I'm thinking straight when I'm down to business. She's working the Quadrant 7/11 right now in short shorts. Note the piercing to the side of her left eye. It's not glued on. I put a little glue in her mouth but she came off of it LOL. As is said, average. If her name was spelled Alayna it would be Average Alayna. Now I'm getting ready for business. Be safe guys. Saw a few newbies already. SJ.[/QUOTE]SJ who is this young cutie you have next to you in your car? LOL! I like her looks brother. How was the body? Thick or thin?

Chris5.