[QUOTE=ToraChan23;6322430]Whats the address or phone number for Comfort in Tysons?[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.comfortspotmassage.com/[/URL]
A few weeks back was searching for same place. The link above is what I found on Google.
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[QUOTE=ToraChan23;6322430]Whats the address or phone number for Comfort in Tysons?[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.comfortspotmassage.com/[/URL]
A few weeks back was searching for same place. The link above is what I found on Google.
Just my opinion, the staff of Lucky Therapy provides a massage of highest caliber.
An exceptionally clean / neat / well-run business.
An exceptional massage experience.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
Tried to visit a new place (to me anyway) on Pinecrest Office Park, but was told it would be a 20 minute wait, and wasn't amazed enough with the provider I saw to stick around. Got back in the car a drove down the road to Lovely / Xinmei. The one above the Korean restaurant.
Door was opened by Honey. She was wearing a mask and a sun dress. Looked OK, so I went into the room. Was asked if I wanted hour or half hour. I chose half, and was told the house fee was 60 and she'd take my tip. I handed her $200 total since I've been told $140 at enough places that is what I'm assuming is the standard for the full range of extras.
Once naked, I laid down on the massage table and she proceeded to do an amazingly unimpressive rub where I felt more like she was petting me instead of giving me a rub. Now I'm a hairy guy, but that normally causes issues with hair pulling. She didn't even apply enough pressure to pull any hairs. She mainly stood at my head and leaned over me to move her hands on my back. She occasionally did some actual muscle massage, but only for a couple seconds. She moved to the side of the bed and did a minor rub on one of my legs, but never moved to the other side or the other leg. No real teasing, an occasional fingernail scratch, but that was it for maybe 5-7 minutes. Then she had me flip.
She gets undressed out of my field of view and then steps around to the side of the table. She looks OK. She's short, in pretty good shape with a little bit of a belly, no butt, and maybe generous b-c cups with good-sized nipples. A body I could work with. She starts grab at my junk like she's kneading some dough and the doorbell rings. She stops everything, puts her dress back over her head and leaves the room. She dealt with the visitor and came back in a couple minutes later, takes off her clothes and starts the same act trying to bring me to attention like she's pulling taffy.
When I'm about 3/4 erect, she decides to put the condom on with her hand. No BJ at all. Her mask never came off the entire visit. And I wasn't interested enough at this point for DATY. She puts a lot of lube on me and climbs on top and gets into CG. She starts rocking and immediately starts moaning, then tries to po-go bounce on my stick for about 20 seconds before getting tired and asking me to get on top. I get on top and she starts moaning and telling me I'm number 1! Meanwhile she starts playing with my nipples and then starts to pinch one of my nipples with her fingernails. I had to change position because I was worrying she was going to draw blood.
I went to standing mish where she just laid there and kept moaning trying to get me to finish. She basically became a moaning starfish and I started to lose attention. I asked her to finish me with her hand and she proceeded with a jack hammer finish that even less enjoyable than the rest of the visit. I eventually popped, she cleaned me up with a warm wet towel, a paper towel, and some alcohol spray, then left the room to get cleaned up while I got dressed. She came in and used her hands to straighten up the table, but didn't change the linens at all (Yikes! Once I was dressed she showed me out.
It was one of my worst AMP experiences ever, and certainly the worst one recently. It is definitely making me rethink AMP vs other options, but at a minimum, it makes me a little more hesitant to venture into untested waters for a bit. I think it is time to go back to some of the old standards.
Stay safe out there.
[QUOTE=PilotAviator;6322977]Just my opinion, the staff of Lucky Therapy provides a massage of highest caliber.
An exceptionally clean / neat / well-run business.
An exceptional massage experience.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.[/QUOTE]Is there more than one person there now or still only Vicky?
[QUOTE=DanznMan;6322888]Comfort advertises on Backpage. I used to go there but the owner changed in 2019 and my main squeeze (Yoko) moved to New York City. Note: Comfort is advertising in the Escort section so let us know your thoughts.[/QUOTE]Here's the link to the Comfort ad on bedpage.
[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/vienna-va/22519057.html[/URL]
No extras with these two but good massage at a good price.
The first is Spirit Wellness in Springfield. They've had some staff changes recently but all are consistently good. My favorite is Anda, who understands where all my scar tissue is and works it until it gives up.
The second is just south of Beacon Hill Rd on Rt 1. It has a big red MASSAGE sign clearly visible from the road. Years ago I did get some extras there but not now, but then I've only had one visit recently. Nice heated table and Jessica (I think) can really lay on the pressure without all that digging in with the fingers or elbows.
Both are. 6 to enter and worth it if you want a strictly therapeutic massage.
[QUOTE=HotFootTeddy;6323008]Tried to visit a new place (to me anyway) on Pinecrest Office Park, but was told it would be a 20 minute wait, and wasn't amazed enough with the provider I saw to stick around. Got back in the car a drove down the road to Lovely / Xinmei. The one above the Korean restaurant.
Door was opened by Honey. She was wearing a mask and a sun dress. Looked OK, so I went into the room. Was asked if I wanted hour or half hour. I chose half, and was told the house fee was 60 and she'd take my tip. I handed her $200 total since I've been told $140 at enough places that is what I'm assuming is the standard for the full range of extras.
Once naked, I laid down on the massage table and she proceeded to do an amazingly unimpressive rub where I felt more like she was petting me instead of giving me a rub. Now I'm a hairy guy, but that normally causes issues with hair pulling. She didn't even apply enough pressure to pull any hairs. She mainly stood at my head and leaned over me to move her hands on my back. She occasionally did some actual muscle massage, but only for a couple seconds. She moved to the side of the bed and did a minor rub on one of my legs, but never moved to the other side or the other leg. No real teasing, an occasional fingernail scratch, but that was it for maybe 5-7 minutes. Then she had me flip.[/QUOTE]I had a rendezvous with her a few months back and she was so lazy with the whole scene and halfway I got so mad because she was rushing me to the finish. When I was leaving she wanted more dough and I pointed to the clock as she shorted me 40 minutes of massage and I says that's your tip and left.
For some godly reasons this woman must making a ton of money here from unsuspecting mongers that she decides to hang around here longer. Every single time she opens the door, I walked away and that happens at least 8-10 times over months now. She switches between old Columbia and Backlick "Yumi" and I walked every time so I know your pain. Brothers, she goes by Amy or Annie, 5' tall. If you see her, run the other way or you will be sorry.
Could it be that FHOH in fact is a non-erotic parlor but promoted here as an erotic?
[QUOTE=InSearch69;6297533]If anyone has her contact info, could you PM me. I never got a chance to get a massage from her. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I advise not too / she has BF / I was blocked in the driveway by him.
My opinion? Secret benifits is where it's at. It take's patience because of a lot of scammers. Just don't pay anything until you actually meet. I've have 4 gems in 5 years.
The first one was a Mongolian young lady 27 but looked every bit of 20! She squirted like a water fountain. She worked at a popular hotel down town before Covid-19 - she had to move back home. I thought I would never duplicate that ever again!! Next was a Korean girl- not as pretty but actually younger. Bartender out of work because of Covid-19- great times for awhile- I actually helped her get a job in a different field! She lives Florida now / we still chat. My current one is the best / Chinese girl 21 goes to Georgetown- smart ass hell! In shape like crazy. She pounds me cowgirl on the floor! So she can really thrust this old man's big cock up her!
It does help I'm single and you do have to go through a lot of BS scammers. It's like fishing be patient. Stay strong don't give a dime until you meet! My move is a good restaurant of their choice! I eat everything so, that helps! Ms Virginia was my sugar baby too closer to my age etc etc like GF BF relationship. I had to let it go. Her actual BF.
Finding out everything.
That's ok. I have my Georgetown girl now. What a dime piece.
[QUOTE=Serpin58;6324741]My opinion? Secret benifits is where it's at. It take's patience because of a lot of scammers. Just don't pay anything until you actually meet. I've have 4 gems in 5 years.
The first one was a Mongolian young lady 27 but looked every bit of 20! She squirted like a water fountain. She worked at a popular hotel down town before Covid-19 - she had to move back home. I thought I would never duplicate that ever again!! Next was a Korean girl- not as pretty but actually younger. Bartender out of work because of Covid-19- great times for awhile- I actually helped her get a job in a different field! She lives Florida now / we still chat. My current one is the best / Chinese girl 21 goes to Georgetown- smart ass hell! In shape like crazy. She pounds me cowgirl on the floor! So she can really thrust this old man's big cock up her!
It does help I'm single and you do have to go through a lot of BS scammers. It's like fishing be patient. Stay strong don't give a dime until you meet! My move is a good restaurant of their choice! I eat everything so, that helps! Ms Virginia was my sugar baby too closer to my age etc etc like GF BF relationship. I had to let it go. Her actual BF.
Finding out everything.
That's ok. I have my Georgetown girl now. What a dime piece.[/QUOTE]If you're into Asians like I am! Learn some phrases in there native language- it goes miles even for the massage parlor girls. Learn some of their culture extra miles.
Remember their holidays-.
Chinese new year always give extra tip in a red envelope. Say something nice like for your parents or kids if you know enough about them. If not? Just say happy new year and many blessings a lot of Koreans and other Asians Thai and Vietnamese celebrate Chinese new years.
Thai. Laos - Cambodian new year is in April.
Give them fruit! Durian especially because it's expensive and traditional / use your big head and the little one is going to have more fun.
[QUOTE=HotFootTeddy;6311893]Pretty sure its also called Evergreen, at least on Rub Maps.[/QUOTE]Forever Wellness (AKA Evergreen, E-3) is a different place than Katy (AKA Orient Spa Massage, G-2), but both places are in the same office complex.
[QUOTE=Serpin58;6324894]If you're into Asians like I am! Learn some phrases in there native language- it goes miles even for the massage parlor girls. Learn some of their culture extra miles.
Remember their holidays-.
Chinese new year always give extra tip in a red envelope. Say something nice like for your parents or kids if you know enough about them. If not? Just say happy new year and many blessings a lot of Koreans and other Asians Thai and Vietnamese celebrate Chinese new years.
Thai. Laos - Cambodian new year is in April.
Give them fruit! Durian especially because it's expensive and traditional / use your big head and the little one is going to have more fun.[/QUOTE]Happy new year mandarin. Xin yin kuay Lu.
Thai. Swatdee pi mai.
Nice ass mandarin. Piqu Heng hao.
Thai. Tood swy.
[QUOTE=KidFarian;6313446]Similar experience with the shyness but she's willing to give two HE pops if you can finish within the allotted time. I didn't get the FS but will try to be more direct the next time and guide her to see if she's willing.
I've seen Viviana and she is all business, not anything mean just sticks to her routine. Very nice finish but I won't repeat unless she offers more.
Gabby provided the most fun. Everything is on the table.[/QUOTE]CFS, nice cg riding and a decent massage afterwards. I'll try for BBBJ next time. She's getting better with each visit. Language barrier was awkward but we managed.
Kid.
Location: High end building, not on a main drag, parking nearby.
Studio: Professional with heated table, stones, power massage machine.
Appearance: As photos. Tall and dominant. Great legs. 100% tight body in the most provocative turn-on lingerie you could ask for.
Services: As advertised. Did not keep me waiting. A strong, solid massage workout, very responsive to request for harder / softer. Butt play and prostate available for tip.
Tits: OMFG!
Forgot the link: [URL]https://adultsearch.com/us/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/2016147[/URL].
Any tips on For Him or Her Spa? DMs are open.
Thinking about heading north. Anyone have any experience with either of these?
[URL]https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/31080.html[/URL]
[URL]https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/13000.html[/URL]
[QUOTE=DorkHelmet;6325931]Thinking about heading north. Anyone have any experience with either of these?
[URL]https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/31080.html[/URL]
[URL]https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/13000.html[/URL][/QUOTE]The second one I've been to 3 or 4 times. Is legit. Not a massage parlor. Standard apt set up. 2 rooms 2 girls. 140 half, 160 hr. Upsell for bare. At least it was last year. May have a been an increase this year. Have not been in a few months. Can't comment on ladies that are currently there. Was in a complex on Summertree rd, near 66 and 29 at the time, Sometimes these do change locations, but that is the number. I save numbers when I find something worthwhile.
PM if you would like info on some others where I have had luck.
[QUOTE=DorkHelmet;6325931]Thinking about heading north. Anyone have any experience with either of these?
[URL]https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/31080.html[/URL]
[URL]https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/13000.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Both of these are typical ACS (asian crap shoots) escorts not MPs.
Does anyone know of an ATF that is 420 friendly? I would love to smoke a J with someone and then get a rub. FS is not required or really wanted.
[QUOTE=JjambBong;6325625]Any tips on For Him or Her Spa? DMs are open.[/QUOTE]This place is discussed every other week, search and you will have loads of good intel.
[QUOTE=Yooster111;6326122]Does anyone know of an ATF that is 420 friendly? I would love to smoke a J with someone and then get a rub. FS is not required or really wanted.[/QUOTE]Try Tara (a Thai provider) - I haven't smoked a J with her, but have shared a few drinks after a massage. She is a lot of fun, and provides a great massage as well.
[QUOTE=WalkerC;6307823]I haven't been there in about 3 weeks, but Viviana will probably always have an attitude because she clearly doesn't want to be there. Or at least doesn't like that part of the job.
I don't recall seeing anyone with glasses, must be new. When I saw Sandra 3 weeks ago she did say she had done interviews set up. She must have hired some.[/QUOTE]Did you guys for a specific provider on your first visit or you just hoped that Viviana wouldn't the one to attend to you? Thinking about paying them a visit this weekend.
[QUOTE=Galleon;6326433]Did you guys for a specific provider on your first visit or you just hoped that Viviana wouldn't the one to attend to you? Thinking about paying them a visit this weekend.[/QUOTE]Ask for the provider when you call to make an appointment. Have a great visit!
[QUOTE=Rhinopole;6304303]Until I read this post I thought I'd made out okay today at Yumi's. I met Amy, a short, attractive, Chinese woman in her 30 ties. Nice body: good Cs with large suckable nipples, a clean pussy that responded orgasmically to DATY. The damage was. 5 for the house and 1. 2 for DATY, CBJ, and CFS. I wonder if Creeping has a typo, saying his damage was. 6 for the house and another. 6 for he implies is FS (probably covered) and a BJ (again, probably CBJ).
On a different point, if you see Amy make sure you tell her to take it easy with your jewels. She can get a bit over zealous.
Rhino.[/QUOTE]Where is Yumi's located?
[QUOTE=Ksl93;6308504]Seems a bit too good to be true. But hey. Who knows! I'll try to contact and see if there are any more details.[/QUOTE]Her pictures passed the reverse image search test. Maybe she USED to look like that and its a bait and switch.
[QUOTE=ToraChan23;6326455]Where is Yumi's located?[/QUOTE]Facing Backlick right behind the Giant at Braddock Road. It's on Google maps.
[QUOTE=Galleon;6326433]Did you guys for a specific provider on your first visit or you just hoped that Viviana wouldn't the one to attend to you? Thinking about paying them a visit this weekend.[/QUOTE]Well, Viviana was not there the first time I visited. My first visit I saw Sandra, But I really don't remember if I called or not. But I Do know that the place was fairly new and there was not the info on here about it. Since you have plenty of info I would definitely call and request who you want.
[QUOTE=WalkerC;6326481]Well, Viviana was not there the first time I visited. My first visit I saw Sandra, But I really don't remember if I called or not. But I Do know that the place was fairly new and there was not the info on here about it. Since you have plenty of info I would definitely call and request who you want.[/QUOTE]I called and requested who I wanted since day 1. I had a bait and switch once though and I was told Viviana was going to take care of it. As others have mentioned, she is probably the most attractive one so I went with it. No matter how she looks, you'll be dissapointed with her attitude and seems like everyone that has posted about her feels the same.
I posted a few days ago on how I was tricked to go to the Latinas place in Herndon. They assured me that one of the girls in their ads was real and I told them I would leave if it was a lie. After I went there and told them in their face that they lied after seeing all the ladies, I got a text message saying that there is one more that is the one from the picture. I told them to send a picture or that I wouldn't go and they sent me this. As you can see. That is not even close to the young beautiful ladies in their ads and they told me she just changed her hair hahaha! Avoid at all costs!
[QUOTE=Ksl93;6327255]I called and requested who I wanted since day 1. I had a bait and switch once though and I was told Viviana was going to take care of it. As others have mentioned, she is probably the most attractive one so I went with it. No matter how she looks, you'll be dissapointed with her attitude and seems like everyone that has posted about her feels the same.[/QUOTE]I agree with her not being sensual or playful during the massage, not talkative, beautiful appearance but her finish was actually really slow and unrushed. Every time I see her at the counter she's smiling and very friendly but I expected that personality in room. I might see her again because she was always friendly after our initial visit.
[QUOTE=Ksl93;6327324]I posted a few days ago on how I was tricked to go to the Latinas place in Herndon. They assured me that one of the girls in their ads was real and I told them I would leave if it was a lie. After I went there and told them in their face that they lied after seeing all the ladies, I got a text message saying that there is one more that is the one from the picture. I told them to send a picture or that I wouldn't go and they sent me this. As you can see. That is not even close to the young beautiful ladies in their ads and they told me she just changed her hair hahaha! Avoid at all costs![/QUOTE]We've already established in a previous post the pics they are using are from some random spa located in Panama, and let's pretend just for a fucking second that they really were girls like that at the spa offering the kind of service you mongers are after.
1) you wouldn't be able to even get your foot into the door because the place would be rampant with every monger in the tristate area. The place would look like a Walmart on Black Friday after they announced that all electronics are 75% off. We saw one young (ish) Korean provider review on the board and Sun was a monger breeding pit of sweat and semen in less than a week. Just imagine what would happen here.
2) LEO would probably shut it down faster than you'd blow your load to one of these girls in the pic.
Now I can concede to the fact that the services here pale in comparison to places like HH spa, the girls here are definitely not as pretty. No debate there but what irks me is that we are beating a dead horse with constant complaints about this place. There's already a severe lack of LMPs in NOVA. 10 years ago there was ZERO. And now we are starting to get a few to trickle in and we are doing all but grabbing torches and pitchforks. You don't have to patron the place, but look at the bigger picture. Put down the angry mob tools and think. If any potential LMP prospect is looking at the reviews and trying to gauge whether it would be a good idea to open shop of the Latin persuasion here in NOVA, we're not giving them a good reason to.
Perhaps we're spoiled by Sandra and her crew, but that pic is real, and if I had the choice between a standard NOVA from her or from the typical 60 yr old Asian granny at your run of the mill AMP. I know where I'm going.
Just my two cents.
We're already drowning, all we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.
Just a warning to all you mongers out there. These two have multiple posts on BP and RMD that are not them which can end up wasting your time as I find both these providers as lets say not the best.
Rada is also posting as June.
Meg is posting as bonney and possibly Mira.
[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femaleescorts/tysons/22850204.html[/URL]
[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femaleescorts/tysons/22860613.html[/URL]
Just giving shoppers a heads up so you don't get your hopes up.
Also a warning to be careful in MOCO. Big bust by LEO in Rockville yesterday. I would stay clear of moco for time being.
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6327457] Just my two cents.
We're already drowning, all we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.[/QUOTE]
I like to believe I am a connoisseur of fine young talent in this area. Be it latina / korean / Chinese. All 3 cuisines are fabulous BTW! I am, like some / most, sick of being in granny city when it comes to the AMPs but, this is the story with AMPs in this area. I find all the pretty young talent of the above 3 categories are all working for agencies/escorts because I am sure they are making a killing with $300+ a pop service vs having to split the house fee at an AMP where you only see a few customers a day. Unless it's someplace like SUN where all mongers invade like the 15 year cicada's.
I will say that I have started to appreciate finding the uncut gems, the places no one has reviewed, or new locations opening. But again, having a granny jerk me off is about as exciting as watching paint dry. I tend to enjoy an actual massage if it done right. FHOH spa is good, pricey, but good. I think it is at the top of the pyramid in NOVA. Bottom of the pyramid is the Merry Maids jack shack in Herndon. I would love to find some in betweens. I think the problem is all that talent is doing the escort scene. :/
Nevertheless, appreciate TheDrowned and all others who help make this forum what it is...
I've never been to an LMP, guess I got fixated early on the cleanliness that we find at AMPs and how organized they are in general. If you take a step back to look at what we have you'd have to admit that we're pretty lucky (I. E. , not to have to travel all the way overseas to sample such things). I have, however, been to and was very pleased with what I found at an RMP (I. E. , a Russian MP. Years ago) that used to be located in Silver Spring. The only one I knew of or ever heard of since. My two cents is that we should encourage others like IMPs (Indian as in the subcontinent) or even those who indentify as Rohingya to make some easy cash (in a safe environment) to send back overseas say via WesternUnion or whatever they're using these days.
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6327457]We've already established in a previous post the pics they are using are from some random spa located in Panama, and let's pretend just for a fucking second that they really were girls like that at the spa offering the kind of service you mongers are after.
1) you wouldn't be able to even get your foot into the door because the place would be rampant with every monger in the tristate area. The place would look like a Walmart on Black Friday after they announced that all electronics are 75% off. We saw one young (ish) Korean provider review on the board and Sun was a monger breeding pit of sweat and semen in less than a week. Just imagine what would happen here.
2) LEO would probably shut it down faster than you'd blow your load to one of these girls in the pic.
Now I can concede to the fact that the services here pale in comparison to places like HH spa, the girls here are definitely not as pretty. No debate there but what irks me is that we are beating a dead horse with constant complaints about this place. There's already a severe lack of LMPs in NOVA. 10 years ago there was ZERO. And now we are starting to get a few to trickle in and we are doing all but grabbing torches and pitchforks. You don't have to patron the place, but look at the bigger picture. Put down the angry mob tools and think. If any potential LMP prospect is looking at the reviews and trying to gauge whether it would be a good idea to open shop of the Latin persuasion here in NOVA, we're not giving them a good reason to.
Perhaps we're spoiled by Sandra and her crew, but that pic is real, and if I had the choice between a standard NOVA from her or from the typical 60 yr old Asian granny at your run of the mill AMP. I know where I'm going.
Just my two cents.
We're already drowning, all we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=MrEnding;6299908]Could someone PM info also? I will continue to research. Thanks fellas!![/QUOTE]Advise look somewhere else.
I was blocked in drive way.
Has anyone seen Tara lately? In her recent pics on her ad she looks to have lost some weight?
Was near Richmond hwy and decided to check out Heavenly Spa located near ft hunt. It was a last minute decision so I just wanted to do a quick 30 min scope of the place and get a feel for the AMP. A knock on the door was answered by a cute albeit older Chinese provider in lingerie, unsurprisingly went by the name Coco (the go to for AMP names) She was probably 100 lbs soaking wet with long dark hair and beady eyes. She motioned me into into the room and asked if I called first I told her I did not so I took it she was already waiting for another client. Keen on the situation I asked her if 30 min would be better and she nodded. When providers want shorter sessions and wear lingerie when they answer the door you can pretty much guarantee massage isn't the main goal of the adventure so I paid the house fee and got undressed.
Since she was kind enough to wear revealing clothing and I was already itching for some action. Junior didn't take much convincing to draw his weapons into battle. When she came back she saw that I was ready to go to war and dropped her jaw at the sight. But I told her she can cut the act and just get naked. With the promise of tip she obliged and got a cover and went down on her knees to apply it with her mouth. She gave a pretty good CBJ and I got to cup a feel of her nice augmented Cs. I picked her up and placed her on the table for some good mish. We were about it for another 10 min or so I turned her around and got on the table and she went on top. Despite her age, coco can fuck. And fuck well. She was bouncing up and down my dick like a rabbit, fitting for the lunar revel of the Chinese new year. I didn't last long during this tactical assault on my crouch and came in the bag.
We all want young providers but the truth is sometimes experience triumphs over age. The older providers KNOW how to satisfy a man. And coco was one of the better 30 min quickies I've had. And for a $. 7 all in. Was a pretty good time. Not a holy time as the spa would have you believe, but certainly on the righteous side of hell. Coco is a sinner just like you and me.
We're already drowning, all we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.