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[QUOTE=Tn Tornado; 1537180]Guys, I have no idea what happened on this board in regards to Jessica. I see lots of deleted posts.

Just want to say that somebody made her quite angry and she mistakenly thought that person was me. I have no dog in this hunt but got blasted by none other than Jessica herself. I have said nothing, posted nothing here and have not seen her at all. I do have her digits and communicated about seeing her; even made an appointment but had to cancel. I gave 2 hour notice.

Today (Wednesday) she started in on me with some texts that would make a sailor blush. I tried to explain that I'm not the person she thought she was writing to but to no avail.

I just want to say that whoever is responsible for making her mad about some pictures should man-up and apologize to her or at least explain that it wasn't me. I don't take pictures and I do almost nothing in this hobby anymore so the person responsible please come forward before she burns up my phone, LOL!

I believe Jessica to be quite beautiful, and a woman scorned can certainly be unnerving to an innocent man.

BC, Help ME! Explain it to her PLEASE! WHEW!

TT[/QUOTE]MemphisNutter made what I thought was an uncalled for comment on one of my photos of Jessica. BootyCall and I took exception and some creative name calling ensued. Jackson deleted all but one of the posts and redacted much of my remaining post. I have left it alone since then. Don't want to piss Jackson off. In a MemphisNutshell, that's it.

BC told me where she was staying and when I arrived, she greeted with a warm hug and kiss while wearing the outfit in the photos. She was also wearing some very nice subtle perfume that stayed in my memory all day long. After she put on a little more makeup and eye shadow, we took lots of photos. Took a break every once in a while for some fantastic BBBJ. Finally couldn't take any more and submitted to more BBBJ, some FS, some more BBBJ, some more FS. Two hours later, she finally drained me completely, in more ways than one! Can you say GFE! Afterwards, she changed into something casual and we went out to the favorite restaurant for lunch. BC was otherwise occupied, so it was just Monica and me. We talked like we knew each other all of our lives. It sure made this old guy feel good to be seen in public with such a lovely beautiful lady as Monica. Drove her back to the hotel and got another nice hug and kiss. If I could have done anything else, she would have been more than willing to accomodate me off the clock. Did I say I had a fantastic time. A few preliminary shots in the Glockman style. More to cum.

[QUOTE=Glockman;1537455]BC told me where she was staying and when I arrived, she greeted with a warm hug and kiss while wearing the outfit in the photos. She was also wearing some very nice subtle perfume that stayed in my memory all day long. After she put on a little more makeup and eye shadow, we took lots of photos. Took a break every once in a while for some fantastic BBBJ. Finally couldn't take any more and submitted to more BBBJ, some FS, some more BBBJ, some more FS. Two hours later, she finally drained me completely, in more ways than one! Can you say GFE! Afterwards, she changed into something casual and we went out to the favorite restaurant for lunch. BC was otherwise occupied, so it was just Monica and me. We talked like we knew each other all of our lives. It sure made this old guy feel good to be seen in public with such a lovely beautiful lady as Monica. Drove her back to the hotel and got another nice hug and kiss. If I could have done anything else, she would have been more than willing to accomodate me off the clock. Did I say I had a fantastic time. A few preliminary shots in the Glockman style. More to cum.[/QUOTE]As always, nice shots. Beautiful eyes. Wow!

[QUOTE=Natural0014;1537498]As always, nice shots. Beautiful eyes. Wow![/QUOTE]Thanks for the kind comments. Here are three more of Monica being a little shy. But don't worry, she gets over the shyness a little later. More to cum.

[QUOTE=Sothisisit; 1537120]Finally got a chance to see Melissa yesterday. Being a man of few words. OH MY. She had her massage table ready and her so sweet self was beyond compare. I'm a fan of the all natural with a great massage. She delivered on all accounts. The session was by far the best I have ever had.

Communication= 10.

Promptness= 10.

Location= 9.

Service / attention to detail= unparalleled!

Thanks SM. Hope to see you again soon.[/QUOTE]It is always my mission to give the best of myself and leave my visitors completely satisfied. It makes me happy to know that I obviously did that with you. It was very nice to meet someone new. Thank you for jumping through those few hoops in my screening process. It takes two to make a good experience. I was very comfortable with you on the phone and even more so in person. Your generosity was appreciated and thank you so much for the kind words. Every now and then a girl just likes to be reminded that she is doing something right. I will look forward to seeing you again soon, too!

Kisses,

SM

Had to do one of pure glamour in the Glockman style. Hey MemphisNutter, can you do this? Let's see them.

I ve been under the weather but I had to go see my atf, Crissy.

This woman gets better and better and she always comes through,

I met her at a notel for something special, She walked in with her short shorts on which showed off her nice legs, then stripped, we always talk a few minutes before but I was crushed for time so I had to get started, BBBJ but I was hungry and wanted to see her talent this time. DATY and then she pulls out the toy, vibrated that thing till she squirted all over the bed, heck yes, been wanting to see that.

Then she got on top and I wanted to try something new, asian cowgirl.

She had no problem following instructions and really enjoyed it, me being a little rusty I couldn't hold it in.

If you haven't had a dream with her, you really should, never a dull moment.

[QUOTE=Glockman; 1537825]Had to do one of pure glamour in the Glockman style. Hey MemphisNutter, can you do this? Let's see them.

Well actually I perfer spending my time taking care of business, you Know so many times on here people often comment about when they arrive that the person opening the door isn't the person in the picture in the ad, and the seniors comments have been: You should leave, I would have left and etc. So why would a senior member photoshop pictures and then suggest seeing the provider? To me this is talking out both sides of the mouth. So can I take pictures like this, the answer is yes. Do I photo shop my pictures? No I don't. Have I posted any pictures on here. No, I haven't. Will I? No I won't. But if you put up a picture I think you are opening yourself up for whatever comments you get. You can attack me for whatever reasons you like, I refuse to attack anyone, however I will have my opinion just as you and anyone else. I have received over 14 private messages from people that read this board and feel like they cannot comment or say anything due to the rants towards them or attacks for not saying this or saying that. I hope that you realize there is alot of info out there, if some would lighten up and to the new posters, I still stand by all my previous comments and will not take a knee to anyone for speaking my opinion. You may not like my opinion, and I may not like yours, however we both have our freedoms of expression. No appeal need be filed. LOL

I don't know if this is true or not and I am one not to spread gossip but I heard that Sapphire may have a warrant out for her arrest so be careful guys.

Monica, from last Wednesday. Slowly getting over her shyness.

Another of Monica not being shy. I will let you guess what she is letting me do here. It was a "joint" effort that we both enjoyed. :D

[QUOTE=Licker 4369;1538519]Ya know Glock I think there are to many unemployed people on here with time on there hands LOL.[/QUOTE]Sad, but probably true. Changing the subject completely, I hope Monica had a few kind words for me. She is absolutely fantastic. I really enjoyed showing her off yesterday at the favorite restaurant, even though the favorite restaurant is not exactly the Four Seasons. I think that the glamour shot I posted of her yesterday is one of my best. But it would take a lot of effort to get a bad photo of Monica. Take care good friend. Too exhausted to see the Elves. Hopefully soon.

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[QUOTE=Glockman; 1537825]Had to do one of pure glamour in the Glockman style. Hey MemphisNutter, can you do this? Let's see them.

Well actually I perfer spending my time taking care of business, you Know so many times on here people often comment about when they arrive that the person opening the door isn't the person in the picture in the ad, and the seniors comments have been: You should leave, I would have left and etc. So why would a senior member photoshop pictures and then suggest seeing the provider? To me this is talking out both sides of the mouth. So can I take pictures like this, the answer is yes. Do I photo shop my pictures? No I don't. Have I posted any pictures on here. No, I haven't. Will I? No I won't. But if you put up a picture I think you are opening yourself up for whatever comments you get. You can attack me for whatever reasons you like, I refuse to attack anyone, however I will have my opinion just as you and anyone else. I have received over 14 private messages from people that read this board and feel like they cannot comment or say anything due to the rants towards them or attacks for not saying this or saying that. I hope that you realize there is alot of info out there, if some would lighten up and to the new posters, I still stand by all my previous comments and will not take a knee to anyone for speaking my opinion. You may not like my opinion, and I may not like yours, however we both have our freedoms of expression. No appeal need be filed. LOL[/QUOTE]I was planning on leaving this topic alone. True, you have your opinion and I have mine. But I was curious and checked out your "opinions." Your first post was March 2, 2007 and you have 57 posts. Out of those 57 posts, Jackson has deleted 10 of them. That leaves you with 47 active posts. Do you know how many of those posts are reviews of ladies. ZERO. That's right, ZERO. A newby with only one review has more reviews than you. This board is for the exchange of information for having sex with ladies. You have contributed ZERO to that goal. So start posting, hell I would like to see who you like or don't like. The only problem I had with you was saying that Jessica didn't wipe her ass and since the picture was not photoshopped, it was ugly. Now you say my photos are photoshopped. Make up your mind, which is it? You can't have it both ways. BTW, what do you mean by photoshopped? To most people it means sticking Sara Palen's head on a body of a bikini clad woman with a machine gun. I certainly don't do that. But I shoot the photos of the ladies in raw format (assuming you know what that means). When you shoot in raw format, the photos are completely unprocessed so you can do the processing yourself. Therefore, to get the photos like I post, you need a raw converter (assuming your eyes haven't glazed over yet) and ultimately convert them to jpegs. Photoshop makes the best raw converter, it is the industry standard. So why should I use anything less. So what's wrong with posting a photo of a lady and then giving her a review. At least you will have an idea what she looks like and that the has not ripped a photo off from someone else. I get pm's complementing me about my photos from mongers from all over the country. I try to respond to everyone of them. I must be doing something right.

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[QUOTE=MemphisNutter; 1538379]I was planning on leaving this topic alone. True, you have your opinion and I have mine. But I was curious and checked out your "opinions." Your first post was March 2, 2007 and you have 57 posts. Out of those 57 posts, Jackson has deleted 10 of them. That leaves you with 47 active posts. Do you know how many of those posts are reviews of ladies. ZERO. That's right, ZERO. A newby with only one review has more reviews than you. This board is for the exchange of information for having sex with ladies. You have contributed ZERO to that goal. So start posting, hell I would like to see who you like or don't like. The only problem I had with you was saying that Jessica didn't wipe her ass and since the picture was not photoshopped, it was ugly. Now you say my photos are photoshopped. Make up your mind, which is it? You can't have it both ways. BTW, what do you mean by photoshopped? To most people it means sticking Sara Palen's head on a body of a bikini clad woman with a machine gun. I certainly don't do that. But I shoot the photos of the ladies in raw format (assuming you know what that means). When you shoot in raw format, the photos are completely unprocessed so you can do the processing yourself. Therefore, to get the photos like I post, you need a raw converter (assuming your eyes haven't glazed over yet) and ultimately convert them to jpegs. Photoshop makes the best raw converter, it is the industry standard. So why should I use anything less. So what's wrong with posting a photo of a lady and then giving her a review. At least you will have an idea what she looks like and that the has not ripped a photo off from someone else. I get pm's complementing me about my photos from mongers from all over the country. I try to respond to everyone of them. I must be doing something right.[/QUOTE]Glock, thanks for taking the time to so eloquently bust out this nutcase. I love your work and I have met many of the ladies you have photographed. So again, thanks to you and of course I cannot fail to mention Bootycall.

Another guess what photo of Monica. I'll give you a hint, she is not looking for a lost contact lens! :D