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[QUOTE=Coochielvr;2347373]Had a dream today and decided to take the plunge. On this one:

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I had been looking at this posting for some time. I finally caught her on the phone and she sounded real nice. It was the usual 2 call system. There was no waiting when she gave me the hotel name and then the room number. I was totally surprised when she answered the door. This is the smallest woman that I have ever been with. She is the girl in the picture, but she was so tiny. She is definitely a full grown woman, not underage. I like spinners, but this was too small for me. Oh well. I'm here so I may as well see it through. She was about 4'7" and 85 to 90 lbs. I can tell she was not on drugs, just naturally small. She was very friendly and sweet and undressed right away. She has a female roommate that looks very nice, in fact I wished that I had made the date with her. Her roommate went in the bathroom to shower and never came out or disturbed us. She got right to buisiness with a CBJ which was average, followed with mish and HJ ending. I had to instruct her on the HJ because she got a little frantic and rough with it. Overall it was a good experience. The fact she was so small kind of turned me off. If you are looking for a super small spinner this is the one.[/QUOTE]Great report. Thanks! My question is this. The face?! I enlarged the black & white pic of her standing on the table to get a better look at that face. Honestly, it looked like Manny Pacquiao wearing a wig. Just a humble observation. Before I go umpa-lumpa humpin', will I be on Mr. Or Mrs. Frodo? I had a go around with a 4'9 98 lb'er up in flint who had pigtails and a pretty face. (vanessa). Just wondering if there was a nice face to go with this Austin Power dream.

[QUOTE=CoochieLvr;2347373]Had a dream today and decided to take the plunge. On this one:

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I had been looking at this posting for some time. I finally caught her on the phone and she sounded real nice. It was the usual 2 call system. There was no waiting when she gave me the hotel name and then the room number. I was totally surprised when she answered the door. This is the smallest woman that I have ever been with. She is the girl in the picture, but she was so tiny. She is definitely a full grown woman, not underage. I like spinners, but this was too small for me. Oh well. I'm here so I may as well see it through. She was about 4'7" and 85 to 90 lbs. I can tell she was not on drugs, just naturally small. She was very friendly and sweet and undressed right away. She has a female roommate that looks very nice, in fact I wished that I had made the date with her. Her roommate went in the bathroom to shower and never came out or disturbed us. She got right to buisiness with a CBJ which was average, followed with mish and HJ ending. I had to instruct her on the HJ because she got a little frantic and rough with it. Overall it was a good experience. The fact she was so small kind of turned me off. If you are looking for a super small spinner this is the one.[/QUOTE]I have already put in a post about this particular dream several months ago. Her face is alright she is very small but not 4'7 more like 4'10.

Glad you had a good time in your dream, I had a totally different experience. She had small mustache Her odor was unbearable I forget what the dream charged me but either way it was not worth it just thought I would put my two "sense" in.

Anyone who notices my posts knows my "public" posts are to try and save you time from being misled or what your realistic expectations should be based on personal experience.

Well, I will toss that to the side and throw you an uplifting "public" post about this girl. If you like pawg's this is your girl! And I know for a fact she luvs the chocolate brothers. I have seen the girl in the pics in action a couple times. I have not contacted this number or met her one-on-one but I have seen her rock a many boats. Happy sailing.

Peace.

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[QUOTE=DonnyInYourArm;2347795]Great report. Thanks! My question is this. The face?! I enlarged the black & white pic of her standing on the table to get a better look at that face. Honestly, it looked like Manny Pacquiao wearing a wig. Just a humble observation. Before I go umpa-lumpa humpin', will I be on Mr. Or Mrs. Frodo? I had a go around with a 4'9 98 lb'er up in flint who had pigtails and a pretty face. (vanessa). Just wondering if there was a nice face to go with this Austin Power dream.[/QUOTE]We'll Donny the face was cute with no scars, pot marks or zits. She is no 10, but I will give her a good 7 or 8. She definitely does not look like Frodo, LOL. I don't know if you can tell by the photo, but she is a light skinned black woman or hispanic with short but nice hair. Hope this helps.

Thinking about seeing her, does anybody have any intel?

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[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=18272876&image=18272868[/URL] or this one like I said will be there this weekend would like to give on of these a try.

Here I am referring to the masseuse who advertises in the body rubs section of BP. The only photo she displays is of what is presumably her chest. I have read conflicting reports on other sites regarding her hygiene and attractiveness, although most people who have reviewed her have given her fairly high marks. With that painfully lengthy introduction, has anybody seen her recently and is she attractive?

[QUOTE=DonnyInYourArm;2347055]I don't mind puttin' my thoughts out on the board. So, basically she IS hot. Great body, pretty face. But puts no effort for $. 5 of me tryin' ta huff and puff ta' finish one out with the constant. "did ya nut, yet?" "listen, we got to make this quick cause you only have another 6 min for the 1/2 hr", "hey maybe next time you won't feel nervous". Grrrrrrrr, I wanted to say. "shut the fuck up and make daddy feel at home!" Soooo damn mechanical, no passion. Look basically this: Great providers are usually decent lookin'. Decent providers are usually great lookin'. She's great lookin' but not even decent. But, hey. If ya got an extra $. 5 for the covered everything dream that amounts to you rubbin' one off on the drive home or back to work. Go for it. I TOFTT for you brother. Up to you to find out yourself, man![/QUOTE]Donny,

Thanks for the info! She sounds like the "Brazilian Beauty" that I saw and was popular last winter / summer. Someone here explained it best as a "pussy vending machine". LOL.

On a side note she did quote me different rates then what you posted so maybe a "YMMV" type. Idk. I would like to see her if she is that good looking but do not want it to be a "self serve" finish. LOL.

The hard part I have is finding the time to monger. And once I do find the time I don't want it to be a waste.

One last question for ya -.

What area did you see her, trying to figure out what her rotation schedule is so I can gage how long I have to pull the trigger before she leaves to a new area.

Again thanks for the info.

Bang.

[QUOTE=CoochieLvr;2348410]We'll Donny the face was cute with no scars, pot marks or zits. She is no 10, but I will give her a good 7 or 8. She definitely does not look like Frodo, LOL. I don't know if you can tell by the photo, but she is a light skinned black woman or hispanic with short but nice hair. Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]Thank you, sir! Great contribution to our elite community! I'm venturing into little people now with vanessa out there and your newest teenie-tiny provider!

[QUOTE=BangNBounce;2348803]Donny,

Thanks for the info! She sounds like the "Brazilian Beauty" that I saw and was popular last winter / summer. Someone here explained it best as a "pussy vending machine". LOL.

On a side note she did quote me different rates then what you posted so maybe a "YMMV" type. Idk. I would like to see her if she is that good looking but do not want it to be a "self serve" finish. LOL.

The hard part I have is finding the time to monger. And once I do find the time I don't want it to be a waste.

One last question for ya -.

What area did you see her, trying to figure out what her rotation schedule is so I can gage how long I have to pull the trigger before she leaves to a new area.

Again thanks for the info.

Bang.[/QUOTE]I am familiar with the brazilian beauty, I'm 95% confident that she is a different provider. I leave 5% error on my part for chance that she used different pics last year. I can say with 100% that she has an amazing, fit, tightly packaged body of a college cheerleader, and an attractive face that has that girlnextdoor look for sure. But, yeah. I'm on the same boat when it comes to time, value, and quality. I think for a better price, she would be a great jekroff girl who would best provide as a private dancer. No daty allowed, no trips to those amazing cans and even brushed my hands off them. Honestly, I woyld just go to the big, bearded, balding CL shelby 30 yo for 0. 4 and just close my eyes and put this chick on visual reply.

[QUOTE=KarmoLarmo;2348303]I have already put in a post about this particular dream several months ago. Her face is alright she is very small but not 4'7 more like 4'10.

Glad you had a good time in your dream, I had a totally different experience. She had small mustache Her odor was unbearable I forget what the dream charged me but either way it was not worth it just thought I would put my two "sense" in.[/QUOTE]See!! Mustache and smell. Again, my reference to manny pacqiuiao!

[QUOTE=DonnyInYourArm;2347055]Look basically this: Great providers are usually decent lookin'. Decent providers are usually great looking.[/QUOTE]Amen! Couldn't have said it any better.

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