Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DuggerJug;3315767]Well I went for a stroll in SW mode and even though it was sunny, didn't see anything. On my way to a local watering hole to watch some hoops, decided to pop into the H for a visit. Lisa remembered me from almost two years ago which was cool considering we all look alike to them hah hah. I would enter the sound effect of a rim shot, but that connotation may have a different meaning in this forum. Well. I didn't go in with the funds for Lisa's world famous FS, but it was a wonderful time nonethe less.[/QUOTE]And what are the needed funds for her FS?

[QUOTE=JS387;3314858]As of 3-17-17 it is still open. Lynn was there.[/QUOTE]Open 3-18-17, also.

I've done the research and made. My investments; but I honestly think what I am looking for doesn't exist.

White, under 35, not BBW, outstanding massage skills, me undraped, her nude or just topless, willing to do BJ (BB & CIM a plus) nude. Cost less important than quality.

The massage part is key.

Have found great massage (UTR provider), but no extras. Found really good massage, but just topless (former model's provider) and nothing else available. Found asians that give great massages, will do the BBBJ, meet the height / weight / age ratio, but look like they are human trafficked (Ariel's and now closed for example) and mostly can't communicate with them.

I have a feeling in this forum I am not the only one searching. Anybody seen a unicorn like what I have described? You don't have to share. I probably wouldn't if I found one. But if you have give a guy some encouragement.

[QUOTE=Goatee1456;3316474]I've done the research and made. My investments; but I honestly think what I am looking for doesn't exist.

White, under 35, not BBW, outstanding massage skills, me undraped, her nude or just topless, willing to do BJ (BB & CIM a plus) nude. Cost less important than quality.

The massage part is key.

Have found great massage (UTR provider), but no extras. Found really good massage, but just topless (former model's provider) and nothing else available. Found asians that give great massages, will do the BBBJ, meet the height / weight / age ratio, but look like they are human trafficked (Ariel's and now closed for example) and mostly can't communicate with them.

I have a feeling in this forum I am not the only one searching. Anybody seen a unicorn like what I have described? You don't have to share. I probably wouldn't if I found one. But if you have give a guy some encouragement.[/QUOTE]Trust me it exists, although it doesn't sound as if your search has been without benefits.

Well was looking to get some car work done, so I stopped by the muffler shop. Found out Rebecca no longer works there and the mechanics that were working we well below my standards. Ventured on down to the next exit and headed down to the H. Door answers by Lisa. First time with Lisa but let me tell you she was great! Spoke good English and very pretty. On the Indy scale I would say she is a solid 8. Opted for the FS for $60. Total damage was $$. Will def go back in hopes of seeing Lisa again.

Made the trek back to Phoenix hoping to see Wei Wei again but all were busy so headed to Tuscon. Opted for the hh with a pudgy gal that was about a 3/4 on the scale. Sorry, but the dim lighting didn't even make her remotely good. Decided for the hh and the massage was actually pretty good. She was very sweet but just not my type. No extras offered and I didn't ask. Went back to Phoenix but Wei Wei was already occupied. Went with Lisa for the hh and while not much to look at (5 on the scale at best), she was friendly and the massage was in draped and decent. She did some work on my inner thighs that was outstanding. Standard ending on the flip after she sanitized jr. Ok experience but not what I was hoping for. . 4 for each hh and left a. 4 tip with each.

Anybody know anything about the spa on Valparaiso Court.

[URL]http://indiana.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/the-finest-asian-relaxing-and-touch-magic-317-558-9395-late-appointment-possible/22290038[/URL]

Any have any info of this place. It's right by a liquor store and the Ethan Allen. I'm guess its the foot massage place. Thinking of trying them out if I find the time.

[QUOTE=Naughty169;3319796][URL]http://indiana.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/the-finest-asian-relaxing-and-touch-magic-317-558-9395-late-appointment-possible/22290038[/URL]

Any have any info of this place. It's right by a liquor store and the Ethan Allen. I'm guess its the foot massage place. Thinking of trying them out if I find the time.[/QUOTE]Since my return I have run into an old friend from the past and have been to visit number of times since my favorite, but was looking for something new yesterday. Was seriously looking at this one and it wound up being my fallback if my first choice fell through. I think I found the north side scrubs. Very pretty girl, big breasted, little pudgy in middle, but decent looking / feeling ass and legs. Pretty good massage and the ending, which came just after the midpoint of an hour appt. (my favorite timing of the ending) was really good. Had a sort of two handed worship thing and a ecstatic look as she got it going. Then nice massage till time was up. The only thing was she did not approve of a couple of my body piercings but was ok with my ink it seemed.

After not going anyway for a few weeks, I decided to visit Rule Up near the theater. Excellent massage, sexy woman, but nothing else. I really want to try again and get a shower this time, but I want more.

Anybody else go here? Is this worth going to, or should I go elsewhere for my shower needs?

Went to the palindrome. Met a nice attractive girl called Julie. Around 30 and fit. . 4 for the 1/2 hr. Nice light massage. Very friendly, allowed me to touch all over above the clothes. Nothing on the menu after the flip except the standard hand jive. But very sweet and I left happy. Tipped. 5. She invited me back to try her dumplings (honest).

[QUOTE=Naughty169;3319796][URL]http://indiana.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/the-finest-asian-relaxing-and-touch-magic-317-558-9395-late-appointment-possible/22290038[/URL]

Any have any info of this place. It's right by a liquor store and the Ethan Allen. I'm guess its the foot massage place. Thinking of trying them out if I find the time.[/QUOTE]This isn't the foot massage place. It's right next door to cutco and Mackenzie pizza. Great massage, but no extras. I had Emma or Amy. Very young early 20's. Average everything else. Maybe it was my first time or just my girl but no hint of anything and I was cover the entire time.

[QUOTE=Naughty169;3321535]This isn't the foot massage place. It's right next door to cutco and Mackenzie pizza. Great massage, but no extras. I had Emma or Amy. Very young early 20's. Average everything else. Maybe it was my first time or just my girl but no hint of anything and I was cover the entire time.[/QUOTE]It's also affiliated with the all tease no go place on binford if I understand correctly. You will get nothing there.

[QUOTE=ManWithPants;3320422]After not going anyway for a few weeks, I decided to visit Rule Up near the theater. Excellent massage, sexy woman, but nothing else. I really want to try again and get a shower this time, but I want more.

Anybody else go here? Is this worth going to, or should I go elsewhere for my shower needs?[/QUOTE]Ya lost me on that one. Rule up?

Mongers, are there any non Asian MPs or body rub providers in our area that offer hands on showering service? I can't be the only one interested.

Ron "too dirty to clean up my act"