The Massholes

[QUOTE=Trickster666;6249316]Dating someone right now and it's going on for more than one year. That's a lot of 'I love you baby' and 'I don't do it with anyone else'. Dating a Chinese parlor woman is not cheap as she expects dinners at the finest restaurants and expensive gift. And I am not talking here about 200-dollar gift certificates.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6249784]Hey Cheeze this one has to be one of your biggest lies yet:

Since it is the holiday season if this was true what a fucking heart warming story! Think about it good people, the guy* that has caused the most harm to the most AMP girls by constantly lying about the services offered is settling down with a cum dumpster that takes 8 loads a day. This shit belongs on the Hallmark Channel! LOL. I can only hope it is one of the ones that I regularly leave a load in and you thinking "honey you are so naturally wet".

* CheezeFist. AKA (Andir, Trickster, Mattis, OldTimerMa, OlGary / AYY / Grogin / Toujula, BallsDeep and on and on and on).[/QUOTE]Have to agree, this one is a Real Whopper! He didn't specify what type of Parlor. Mahjong Parlor? Funeral Parlor? Opium Den-Parlor? She must love riding in the Purple Masaretti! Lmao!

P.S. You forgot Bunnymeat on your list. The Stable 3 are OldTimerMA, Trickster666, and Bunnymeat (The 3 Amigos)!

[QUOTE=AKlap;6250772]Folks,

I have a friend who is looking to set up a gangbang. She's 32, pretty and in good shape.

PM me your age and ethnicity (her choice) if you're interested and I can give you further details and photos.

Aklap.[/QUOTE]So, who's new and secret account is this now? AsianYY reincarnation again? A "friend" wants to set up a gang bang huh? Yeah, OK. You should put the photos first to gain interest. Or, is this a bust?

[QUOTE=Wiseass;6250582]
P.S. You forgot Bunnymeat on your list. The Stable 3 are OldTimerMA, Trickster666, and Bunnymeat (The 3 Amigos)![/QUOTE]As Billy said, the list goes on and on. Hard to keep up and type them all.

You both neglected mentioning DentistBob. Those posts illustrate Andir's obsession and desire for dildos.

[QUOTE=Sounds;6250867]As Billy said, the list goes on and on. Hard to keep up and type them all.

You both neglected mentioning DentistBob. Those posts illustrate Andir's obsession and desire for dildos.[/QUOTE]That's true and I had to draw the line somewhere, I mean who has time to list Andir's thousand ([B] per A2[/B]) handles? I did however address Andirs's dildo and pegging handle DentistBob last week, perhaps you missed it:

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6243018]You Guys hated each other now he is licking your ballsack like it was a DQ soft serve, not surprising considering Andir is also DentistBob the gay pegger.

Here's the awesome thing, I just called Andir a gay pegger AKA Dentist Bob and he can't say a damn thing about it LOL. Can't deny it because you best buddy Andir (Cheezefist) is also Dentist Bob the Gay Pegger![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wiseass;6250582]The 3 Amigos[/QUOTE]Yes, that would be degenerate fuck BillyBaloney (aka Jack617), imbecilic moron Sounds, and oligophrenic faggot Wiseass. All 3 are completely worthless and dumb. Fuck them.

Jack, you need to post the results of your investigative work again, exposing everyone and citing posts going years back. It's been awhile since you did it last time. This way everyone will see how smart and important you are! Go for it, old man. You need to show all these noobs who is the boss here. Yeah!

It is bigly sad when a member like Andir has to make a separate handle to express his gay and tranny tendencies. Here are a couple of posts from Andir's Dentist Bob account:

[QUOTE=DentistBob;4933836][b]Does anybody know a place that does pegging along with massage? There's noting I like better than when a chick really reams me out with a giant dildo.[/b][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DentistBob;5154303]

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[b]Sorry, you can't post about getting your shit pushed in even on a fight thread.[/b]

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]So good people, if I accused you of being the gay pegger and Tranny fucker Dentist Bob I would hope you would respond and say " Billy, fuck you I am not Dentist Bob".

But Andir / Cheezefist can't do that, if he does he will be lying and that is frowned upon by management. So just like everytime I accuse (rightly) Mattis McBragg of being WongMichael / Activeman we will get nothing but a bunch of word salad.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6241230] Andir and Mattis, Portrait of Twin Losers joined at the taint.[/QUOTE]

BillyBaloney, why don't you say that you are not Jack617? Isn't that because you are Jack617?

Seasoned veterans know this old imbecile Jack with 'asshole' permanently attached to his (your) name. Fuck you, you stupid sack of shit.

That would be Andir which comes as no surprise to the legions that hate him. Can you believe this arrogant fuck thinks he has the right to ask me or any of you about handles? He has posted for exactly three years and in that time has been rightfully accused of hundreds of alternate handles. He has been asked at least a hundred times "Are you CheezeFist?" And has ducked the question every fucking time. And yet he keeps thinking he is entitled to asking questions. Fuck you Cheeze you are entitled to dick.

Answer the "Are you Cheezefist?" question and I may entertain answering you back you arrogant fuck.

BTG.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6253996]That would be Andir which comes as no surprise to the legions that hate him. Can you believe this arrogant fuck thinks he has the right to ask me or any of you about handles? He has posted for exactly three years and in that time has been rightfully accused of hundreds of alternate handles. He has been asked at least a hundred times "Are you CheezeFist?" And has ducked the question every fucking time. And yet he keeps thinking he is entitled to asking questions. Fuck you Cheeze you are entitled to dick.

Answer the "Are you Cheezefist?" question and I may entertain answering you back you arrogant fuck.

BTG.[/QUOTE]BTG stands for Billy the Gaylord? Fuck you moron, also known as Billy Jack. How fucking stupid you are? It's just amazing how dumb this sack of shit Jack617 is.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6253996]That would be Andir which comes as no surprise to the legions that hate him. Can you believe this arrogant fuck thinks he has the right to ask me or any of you about handles? He has posted for exactly three years and in that time has been rightfully accused of hundreds of alternate handles. [b]He has been asked at least a hundred times "Are you CheezeFist?" And has ducked the question every fucking time.[/b] And yet he keeps thinking he is entitled to asking questions. Fuck you Cheeze you are entitled to dick.

[b]Answer the "Are you Cheezefist?" question[/b] and I may entertain answering you back you arrogant fuck.

BTG.[/QUOTE]And Andir's (Cheeze's) reply was:

[QUOTE=Andir;6254140]BTG stands for Billy the Gaylord? Fuck you moron, also known as Billy Jack. How fucking stupid you are? It's just amazing how dumb this sack of shit Jack617 is.[/QUOTE]Typical Reply as predicted. Billy just proved his point!

[QUOTE=Wiseass;6254803]Billy just proved his point![/QUOTE]LOL! What exactly he proved by not saying whether he is Jack617 or not? It's not like any 'proving' needed. Of course he is. And you know that, not-so-wise ass.

Hey, how's snow plowing going? I hope you don't work too hard. Take it easy, old man. We don't want to lose you — your unparalleled stupidity is quite entertaining.

This one cracks me up, I love how they pretend fight just like Andir's Cheeze handle did with Andir's OlGary handle. Here is JGC's latest bullshit post:

[QUOTE=JohnGlobalCorp;6254877]1060 Main there are 2 new ladies one is not so pretty and other one short with nice boobs early 30's well this girl has a very expensive limited menu 120 plus 40 HF for SWBJ pants down a little touching but no FIV BJ is 6 out of 10 attitude 6 out of 10.

Will not repeat ever.

[/QUOTE]Keep in mind that the whole purpose of JGC's existence is to help Andir STALK WeiWei. If you doubt me review JGC's posts.

And don't forget, Andir will not refute what I just wrote because Andir / Cheezefist can't do that, if he does he will be lying and that is frowned upon by management.

In closing when you see JGC post remember its Cheeze / Andir.

[QUOTE=Wiseass;6216013]Are you referring to Wei Wei's Place that you said you went to, yet couldn't even describe the Interior? Somehow didn't see the Reception desk with the Tattooed Girl? Couldn't even say where the Restroom was? It was obvious you were never there! You do have that habit of saying you've been to a Place that you never actually went to. Living through the the Info of your Phishing Puppet Accounts.

[b]You have the habit of asking questions, expecting answers, yet you never answer any questions asked of yourself. [/b]Try living by the Ole Saying "Ya got to give a little, to get a little" You give Nothing.
[/QUOTE]I remember this well! Andir / Cheezefist thought he had the inside info on WeiWei's short lived Waltham spot on Main across from the library. When pressed it turns out the douche bag had never been there and had no clue about even the basic layout of the place. Andir is the single biggest fraud the board has ever seen. If he posts on the Massage thread consider it second hand knowledge and most likely a lie.

BTW, met the tattoo girl and she was hot but sadly never got a session with her. On the bright side, I hit lightning in a bottle and got a date with Jojo there when she visited for a super brief time!

Billy Rocks!

Andir sucks cock!

Loser Andir has been on the board for exactly 3 years (using the Andir handle. He has been on the board for at least ten in some perverted form). In that time he has 742 posts. 602 of those posts are on Massholes. He has more posts on MH in three years than I have TOTAL posts in 7 years. The next closest MH poster, the gone but not forgotten slayer of all things Cheeze, CrazyCrouton is a whopping 150 posts behind Andir (Cheeze).

For anyone that thinks Andir brings any value to the board let that shit sink in.

Andir current handles:

[B]Trickster666
Mattis1775
OldTimerMa
DentistBob ( GAY)
JohnGlobalCorp[/B]