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[QUOTE=ModernHouseFan;6921403]I will 3rd that. After reading her menu, I thought it was TGTBT but it did read similar to Enclave ads. Wish I had gone with that. For those wanting to know her age. I think 29-35 for sure. Nice slim fit body was her best attribute. She definitely didn't honor menu. No lfk / dfk at all. Daty was very short before she said "ok, I'm ready" (never had any complaints from other women so this was a first). Her BBBJ was averaged. She also was too busy talking about her past sugar daddy experiences. *****, I'm here to fuck you not here about what the sugar daddies dumped you. Hope this helps anyone else thinking of wanting to see her.[/QUOTE]I'll 4th it. Dang, I wish I had read these reviews and saved myself money and aggravation. First of all, she is nowhere near 24 she probably isn't within a decade of that. And the miles on her are ROUGH, there's a reason she doesn't show her face. She looks and sounds like a 2-pack a day smoker and although relatively slender she is that unhealthy looking "skinny fat" and her small breasts even sag and have stretchmarks. Just an unhealthy, nasty vibe, more like you'd expect from a cracked-out streetwalker deep on Fig, not the generally good GFE types on HX. She didn't even come close to honoring the menu, she seemed physically repulsed by my presence, made several gratuitous insults and generally made me uncomfortable from start to finish. Someone else mentioned that she seemed paranoid, I noticed this too she made me put my clothes in the closet and close the door in case I had any "recording devices" even though it was a t-shirt and shorts? She clearly hates her job, her customers and probably her life. I should have left and cut my losses. Never again, right up there with Mellie in terms of making me question my life decisions.

China orgs tyring to take over Hx damn.

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;6923356]China orgs tyring to take over Hx damn.[/QUOTE]Does not surprise me at all. 99.99% of mongers are addicted to Asian Poontang. Where there is demand, the supply follows. That is why Hx is predominantly c-orgs and k-orgs now. If you log on right now, the entire New Photo Uploads Page is 100% fake pictures of Asian chicks. Yeah right like these are the actual girls you will see when you go to their apartment.

Look at the 2 pics below. If you ask most mongers here how many white girls do they see, they will reply "What white girls?" I only see a hot Asian Punani and I want to fuck her LOL!

I have always suspected the Chinese will someday invade the west coast. I just did not expect they would start with Humaniplex ha ha ha.

[QUOTE=AceMcNasty;6923812]Does not surprise me at all. 99.99% of mongers are addicted to Asian Poontang. Where there is demand, the supply follows. That is why Hx is predominantly c-orgs and k-orgs now. If you log on right now, the entire New Photo Uploads Page is 100% fake pictures of Asian chicks. Yeah right like these are the actual girls you will see when you go to their apartment.

Look at the 2 pics below. If you ask most mongers here how many white girls do they see, they will reply "What white girls?" I only see a hot Asian Punani and I want to fuck her LOL!

I have always suspected the Chinese will someday invade the west coast. I just did not expect they would start with Humaniplex ha ha ha.[/QUOTE]We need a Punjab org cause man all the punjabs I've seen we're horny as hell and loved to get that curry pussy rammed.

Take them over a China org anyday.

[QUOTE=AceMcNasty;6921699]Not recommended. I banged her in Oct 2016 and she was already old back then. Made the mistake of parking at her driveway at her house in the IE. As soon as I walked in she yelled at me and said why did you park in front of my house? I guess she didn't want her neighbors to see strange guys coming in and out of their residential cul-de-sac LOL.

So I hate fucked her in the master bedroom with the large wooden headboard. After I was done, got dressed and noticed a picture of H83 with her daughter and damn she was hot asf! Now this blonde girl was more my style. So I asked if her daughter was available.

She yelled at me some more "She doesn't do this!" Then kicked me out of her house and slammed the front door and almost hit me in the ass on my way out ha ha ha! I did a burnout peeling away from the street because I happen to be driving my high perf car that day.

Yeah what can I say, I'm a douchebag![/QUOTE]You fucker lmao. Thanks for the great review and saving me the $$ & regret!! I too would have asked about the daughter! Ok, maybe more like "sooo is that what you use to look like back in the day?

[QUOTE=Chupacabra;6923025]I'll 4th it. Dang, I wish I had read these reviews and saved myself money and aggravation. First of all, she is nowhere near 24 she probably isn't within a decade of that. And the miles on her are ROUGH, there's a reason she doesn't show her face. She looks and sounds like a 2-pack a day smoker and although relatively slender she is that unhealthy looking "skinny fat" and her small breasts even sag and have stretchmarks. Just an unhealthy, nasty vibe, more like you'd expect from a cracked-out streetwalker deep on Fig, not the generally good GFE types on HX. She didn't even come close to honoring the menu, she seemed physically repulsed by my presence, made several gratuitous insults and generally made me uncomfortable from start to finish. Someone else mentioned that she seemed paranoid, I noticed this too she made me put my clothes in the closet and close the door in case I had any "recording devices" even though it was a t-shirt and shorts? She clearly hates her job, her customers and probably her life. I should have left and cut my losses. Never again, right up there with Mellie in terms of making me question my life decisions.[/QUOTE]We keep crossing the same chicks and missing each other's reviews! I wish I damn read your review of Mellie before I came across that headcase! She didn't wear her wigs or extensions when I saw her last week so she had her natural short somewhat nappy hair (not being mean, just the truth). No make-up and was just in her underwear. She asked if I showered (which I always do before appts) and told her yes. She gave me a baby wipe and I told her "what do you want me to do with this? Wipe my hands? Ok off to a bad start. She then points down and motions to wipe my rod. Then, she does the BBBJ with a fucking towel wrapped around my junk. Wtfucking fuck? I actually started laughing and she said "my bjs are great, why you laughing?? I'm nicely trim, not a bad looking guy so I don't know what the hell she was tripping for but YMMV so I get it but that shit was weird. Then while fucking her she would turn her head and avoid eye contact but would then look at me at times and give me the "ooooh baby you love this right?? Like she's teasing me and we're playing a game. B%#ch I should be the one turning away not you if anything. Anyhow, before I leave she tells me "2 minute rate me! I want to see you do it! Umm yeh no. NOW I know why people are 50/50 with her. Depends what polar spectrum level she's at!

[QUOTE=ModernHouseFan;6927306]We keep crossing the same chicks and missing each other's reviews! I wish I damn read your review of Mellie before I came across that headcase! She didn't wear her wigs or extensions when I saw her last week so she had her natural short somewhat nappy hair (not being mean, just the truth). No make-up and was just in her underwear. She asked if I showered (which I always do before appts) and told her yes. She gave me a baby wipe and I told her "what do you want me to do with this? Wipe my hands? Ok off to a bad start. She then points down and motions to wipe my rod. Then, she does the BBBJ with a fucking towel wrapped around my junk. Wtfucking fuck? I actually started laughing and she said "my bjs are great, why you laughing?? I'm nicely trim, not a bad looking guy so I don't know what the hell she was tripping for but YMMV so I get it but that shit was weird. Then while fucking her she would turn her head and avoid eye contact but would then look at me at times and give me the "ooooh baby you love this right?? Like she's teasing me and we're playing a game. B%#ch I should be the one turning away not you if anything. Anyhow, before I leave she tells me "2 minute rate me! I want to see you do it! Umm yeh no. NOW I know why people are 50/50 with her. Depends what polar spectrum level she's at![/QUOTE]LOL that sounds very familiar. She is crazy and not in a good way, at least you didn't get the threat of meeting her pimp on the way out for not tipping or leaving a review. I have no idea what it is with these hos who feel like insulting and making their customers uncomfortable. Look, maybe you regret your life choices but it's still a job and customer service is customer service. Do you want to make money or not? I'm just glad the information gets out there for fellow mongers and it sucks that there are still guys out there stumbling into these disasters and regretting it. I appreciate the Kgirls more and more each year, they seem like the only feminine women left in the west that actually know how to treat a man, or at least they have the graciousness and good sense to pretend it.

[QUOTE=AceMcNasty;6923812]Does not surprise me at all. 99.99% of mongers are addicted to Asian Poontang. Where there is demand, the supply follows. That is why Hx is predominantly c-orgs and k-orgs now. If you log on right now, the entire New Photo Uploads Page is 100% fake pictures of Asian chicks. Yeah right like these are the actual girls you will see when you go to their apartment.

Look at the 2 pics below. If you ask most mongers here how many white girls do they see, they will reply "What white girls?" I only see a hot Asian Punani and I want to fuck her LOL!

I have always suspected the Chinese will someday invade the west coast. I just did not expect they would start with Humaniplex ha ha ha.[/QUOTE]My man I interject! LOL I see all four of those lovelies and would fuck them all. In no particular order. Some dudes are to stuck on Asian chics. I have a preference to and it's pale redheads. But I don't just stick to them. It's just a preference but not mandatory. Women come in so many different flavors and I love trying them all.

Any intel on this beauty: [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Thereallicious[/URL].

[QUOTE=Chupacabra;6927860]LOL that sounds very familiar. She is crazy and not in a good way, at least you didn't get the threat of meeting her pimp on the way out for not tipping or leaving a review. I have no idea what it is with these hos who feel like insulting and making their customers uncomfortable. Look, maybe you regret your life choices but it's still a job and customer service is customer service. Do you want to make money or not? I'm just glad the information gets out there for fellow mongers and it sucks that there are still guys out there stumbling into these disasters and regretting it. I appreciate the Kgirls more and more each year, they seem like the only feminine women left in the west that actually know how to treat a man, or at least they have the graciousness and good sense to pretend it.[/QUOTE]Agree 100% on your statements. Many of these brods act entitled because they *think* we need them but the reality is they NEED US & our money just to keep up their false realities. And just like any customer service person working at fast food restaurants or anywhere else, the same goes for us having choices to switch out if one doesn't do good. I appreciate that this site because it's the Yelp for mongering cause many of these brods have to be held accountable for their actions & sometimes lack of action!

Have a great weekend brother!

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;6923356]China orgs tyring to take over Hx damn.[/QUOTE]I don't give a shit who takes over hx just give us some damn real pictures.

Please.

Edit the faces out, show us their bodies, so we know what what's behind the door.

They only get away with it because WE allow them to.

[QUOTE=Pmanhere;6931172]Any intel on this beauty: [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Thereallicious[/URL].[/QUOTE]400 hr / 250 hhr / 150 quickie.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Blondeshavemoref[/URL]

[QUOTE=SteveTandberg;6931265]400 hr / 250 hhr / 150 quickie.[/QUOTE]Rates aside, have you seen her? How was it?

[QUOTE=Pmanhere;6931172]Any intel on this beauty: [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Thereallicious[/URL].[/QUOTE]Looks- I think she looks amazing, but she has a different look that some might not like. She had short blonde hair, was very tall, nice body and face. She reminds me of a young Bridgiette Nielson. Amazing fake tits, some tattoos.

Attitude- Super friendly and easy to talk with, we ended up talking before and after both sessions and she was eager to please during the session.

Service- BBBJ, CFS the first time. She really got into it and enjoyed DATY. She felt so good I barely lasted 30 seconds, so I need to see her again!

Expense- $250 half hour.

Repeat- I've seen her twice and plan on seeing her again!