Blue Molly Ringwald Fucked Me
[QUOTE=Montes2;2503793]This should be in the north side reports but since guys go to both (no girls do this) and it needs a lot of brain power- I'll put it here. This has to do with a famous (infamous) SW that walks everywhere. EW LEE Clarcona etc. - well apparently she walks Maitland also. Spotted her on mugshots. Com. She has red hair- been reported on many times on the north reports. Maitland PD is charging her with grand theft over &100,000 dollars among other charges. She has done this before as can be seen on clerk of courts. When I was with her she told me of her DOC. It was Blue Molly. Blue Molly has everything in it Ecstasy Lsd etc. She was captured around 5 in the morning according to inmate search. Sooo we have a SW in Maitland. Hallucinating. And stealing something worth over one hundred thousand dollars. Any idea what it could be!
1. Artificial leg (take during BJ).
2. Garbage truck (those are guys).
3. Diamond wedding ring.
4. Thoroughbred race horse.
5. Cop Car.[/QUOTE]I knew that was her. The red hair should have rung the bell earlier. I just checked and my 18 Karat Platinum, 10 Carat diamond Prince Albert is missing. I though it unusual earlier when I pissed that I actually hit inside the toilet. Fuck me. I hate it when that happens. SJ.
Ever Felt like one of those Lions out on the Savannah:
Cruising thru Jordan and spot a Thompsons gazelle- among the wildebeests. Wow about a quarter mile away- see this image come up on the screen. Order Zulu to full magnification- order warp factor 1 - its a radioactive plasmanoid wearing neon pink chiffon and 4 inch heels. Hair is black and coiffed in a Americanized -Chinese pile that tops off the whole image. Eyes are bulging out like Wiley Coyote- closing in on the Roadrunner. (So glad she's not wearing the hooker uniform. Shorts and tank top). Circle the prey waiting for the right time to pounce. She gets in and that dress hikes all the way up- yabadaba doo. Goes to back of van and proceeds to engulf. As always- ask her to hold fingers in a V when she feels the first bit of erection - 2 min later she holds up the V- then I proceed to compliment her by moaning and whispering very low that she's a sl ut. - To be continued.
We'll Take It From A Female Workder
[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2504234]I bet you a BJ that you lost 98% of the membership with the "Prince Albert" comment. LOL.
VS.[/QUOTE]Even those of us who prefer not to have our dicks pierced would rather have a female offer us a BJ.
Be safe out there and happy mongering.
NC Hunter.