Massage Parlor Reports

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Saw Massage Breeze. I know she has been reviewed before, but thought I'd share my thoughts.

Everything I have read about her is accurate. She is in her mid 40's. Decent looking but not dolled up. Think t shirt and stretch pants.

The good: She is a nice women, not a clock watcher, and provided BBBJCIM. Rate was $60 for hour.

The bad: she talks a lot. Like more than you can possibly imagine. Massage was very weak. She claims to be licensed, but it was not therapeutic at all.

Interesting experience. Ok experience for the price. However, I don't think I would repeat.

[QUOTE=Jackknoff;3328680][URL]https://annarbor.craigslist.org/thp/6061518200.html[/URL]

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-breeze/28321520[/URL]

Saw Massage Breeze. I know she has been reviewed before, but thought I'd share my thoughts.

Everything I have read about her is accurate. She is in her mid 40's. Decent looking but not dolled up. Think t shirt and stretch pants.

The good: She is a nice women, not a clock watcher, and provided BBBJCIM. Rate was $60 for hour.

The bad: she talks a lot. Like more than you can possibly imagine. Massage was very weak. She claims to be licensed, but it was not therapeutic at all.

Interesting experience. Ok experience for the price. However, I don't think I would repeat.[/QUOTE]Did you tip her? I tried texting her a couple times she never got back with me so I never bothered again I might try again maybe I have to call her?.

Maybe just get a half an hour not too worried about the massage anyways put something in her mouth so she doesn't talk as much LOL. And get out of there that's all I want to do.

How would you rate BBBJ? And did you tip her or was it 60 out the door?

[QUOTE=Jackknoff;3328680][URL]https://annarbor.craigslist.org/thp/6061518200.html[/URL]

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-breeze/28321520[/URL]

Saw Massage Breeze. I know she has been reviewed before, but thought I'd share my thoughts.

Everything I have read about her is accurate. She is in her mid 40's. Decent looking but not dolled up. Think t shirt and stretch pants.

The good: She is a nice women, not a clock watcher, and provided BBBJCIM. Rate was $60 for hour.

The bad: she talks a lot. Like more than you can possibly imagine. Massage was very weak. She claims to be licensed, but it was not therapeutic at all.

Interesting experience. Ok experience for the price. However, I don't think I would repeat.[/QUOTE]I concur. Nice enough but won't shut up. She usually takes her top off but her tits hang low. Price point is good but if you need some peace & quiet plus a hard massage she is not for you. On the positive she gives great head and no drama. I would like to bang her but I don't think that's available.

[QUOTE=LeftHand44;3328862]I concur. Nice enough but won't shut up. She usually takes her top off but her tits hang low. Price point is good but if you need some peace & quiet plus a hard massage she is not for you. On the positive she gives great head and no drama. I would like to bang her but I don't think that's available.[/QUOTE]I agree Jennifer talks too much. Seems like a common theme with the non-Asian providers. I think one of the reasons they are in the business is that they are lonely. They like having people come over so they can talk. I usually go along with them but the conversations are usually about problems they are having in their lives. I put up with it but wish they would just shut up and take care of my needs. Farrah is the same way.

[QUOTE=Sleeper1;3328923]I agree Jennifer talks too much. Seems like a common theme with the non-Asian providers. I think one of the reasons they are in the business is that they are lonely. They like having people come over so they can talk. I usually go along with them but the conversations are usually about problems they are having in their lives. I put up with it but wish they would just shut up and take care of my needs. Farrah is the same way.[/QUOTE]The thing with Farrah is its always drama, I'm broke, my daughter, I'm broke blah blah. I stopped seeing her because it was so depressing. I couldn't get my dick down her throat quick enough and get the hell out of there. At least with Massage Breeze Jennifer, some thing she says might be slightly interesting, amusing or even insightful. Your point on being lonely is spot on.

[QUOTE=Cmm123;3327983]JQP makes some good points. Appreciate your review and willingness to go, Flip. I should have at least seen if anyone was there the other night and could have reported. Now, I'm a little skittish only because it's almost too close to me that I don't want to be noticed going in or out.[/QUOTE]Stopped by at midday. Very busy there. Nothing was offered. Busy probably because of reports on here.

Maybe in a month I'll try again. Massage was good though.

[QUOTE=LeftHand44;3328862]I concur. Nice enough but won't shut up. She usually takes her top off but her tits hang low. Price point is good but if you need some peace & quiet plus a hard massage she is not for you. On the positive she gives great head and no drama. I would like to bang her but I don't think that's available.[/QUOTE]I saw Jennifer a few years back, and had seen her a handful of times. Well I mentioned FS and her response was "whatever it takes!" Well she just layer there and it was like fucking a dish rag. She mentioned later that sex doesn't excite her at all and it SHOWED!

Stay safe,

JQP.

[QUOTE=JohnQP313;3329472]I saw Jennifer a few years back, and had seen her a handful of times. Well I mentioned FS and her response was "whatever it takes!" Well she just layer there and it was like fucking a dish rag. She mentioned later that sex doesn't excite her at all and it SHOWED!

Stay safe,

JQP.[/QUOTE]The fact she actually said (whatever it takes) is priceless. The dishrag comment is just the cherry on top. I've only visited her once and got the basic HJ. I didn't ask for anything else and I sorta didn't expect even the handshake. I totally agree that she likes to talk. I think in the time I was there she went on and on about her and her sons next vacation destination. And to make it more ridiculous, when she was giving me the HJ she kept talking about it. Not sure if it was funny or just messed up.

[QUOTE=FlipFan;3327747]Traditional is a good name choice for this parlor. I truthfully didn't expect it to be a rub and tug based on it's location. But I was wrong. I called and who ever answered the phone spoke surprisingly good english, she said the $10 off made the rates $60 and $30. I almost went tor a half hr just to see what they were like, but went for the hr. I thought I was greeted by the mamasan but she turned out to be my therapist. Her name was Lucy. She was slender and relatively tall, probably a B cup, I didn't get to see just otc touch. She had on yoga pants and was probably 35 to 45, as you know it's hard to tell. Definitely better looking than some of the "should be retired" ladies I've found, maybe a 7. I saw one other girl there, just a glimpse, but younger and wearing a t-shirt and yoga pants.

Started covered me with the towel whispered in my ear you like hard or medium. I said medium. Worked my back and buns for a good part of the massage, no teasing. Moved to legs, sliding the towel out of the way, same story stayed away for the boys. When I got the opportunity I gave her the I'm willing if you are butt squeeze, she had no reaction and allowed me to do her legs and ass. It was a nice handful. Hot towel. Flip. Looked at my condition and pointed to Jr. And I said "yes please". She went straight into a nice HJ and I started to roam. She wasn't keen on my attempt to see the girls, but had no objection to my pulling her Yoga pants down, she helped...[/QUOTE]Not that I'm doubting what you say dude but this is not the experience I had. I believe I had the same person (Lucy) based on your description. I also gave her butt a squeeze and she didn't respond. On the flip she covered me with a towel and started working on my face. I kept waiting for her to work her way down to my stomach or legs or something and next thing I know she said I was finished.

Has anyone else had any luck with this place?

I'm wondering if anyone knows of the closest place for a happy massage to the Brighton, Howell, Hartland area? From what I can tell there is nothing in the immediate vicinity. Curious if anyone knows of a good option for either at a public or private location? Anyone have any luck out this way?

[QUOTE=BuckleMyShoe;3326905]Anyone go to see this lady!? I'd love to hear a story.[/QUOTE]Insane, not in a good way. Saw her at Townhouse just East of downtown Royal Oak. Paid for an hour (don't recall exact amount) but I bailed after 30 minutes or so. Average to below average massage but she ducked out of the room with massage table a couple of times, came back smelling like cheap wine each time. I started getting dressed after the third time she left to "take care of something", when she came back I told her I had gotten a text from my wife and had to leave right away. Would not see her again under and circumstances, if I saw her on the street I would cross the street to avoid her.

I should probably post a link to an ad or something more than I have although not sure if it is necessary in responding to an existing post.

[QUOTE=TimmyHill13;3330032]Not that I'm doubting what you say dude but this is not the experience I had. I believe I had the same person (Lucy) based on your description. I also gave her butt a squeeze and she didn't respond. On the flip she covered me with a towel and started working on my face. I kept waiting for her to work her way down to my stomach or legs or something and next thing I know she said I was finished.

Has anyone else had any luck with this place?[/QUOTE]I called them last night I was going to head up there tonight I guess I'll hold up to hear more don't want to leave there with blue balls LOL.

This place has a new ad out trying to claim its all new and different. Anyone experience it yet? I went one time last year and it was dumb. The place is messy and the massage was weird (like many have stated), music was from the girl's phone, no rooms just barriers, and the girl was yelling at the other woman the whole time. Wouldn't take her top off but I managed to communicate to her that I needed to see her boobs in order for the HE to be worth it.

I'm thinking about going to the sun spa in Waterford and curious what kind of extras they offer?

Anyone receive extras here? I can't go back to Vivian now that I know her house is being watched (my aunt lives a few houses down and learned this yesterday) and her neighborhood wants her out. Anyways need a good location to visit in the Warren / Roseville shelby township area.