Massage Parlor Reports

Pretty crappy first-time experience at 905. Boss lady opens the door, I ask for massage. Doesn't ask me for how long, just rushes me into a room. I'm in the room for a good 5 minutes before someone enters. Cute, late-20's / early 30's. Tight short dress.

She asks "How long?

I tell her "one hour, please. ".

She replies, "I have client soon. ".

Ummm, ok. Get another provider? Should I come back?

Anyway, she asks me to pay house. $. 7 No problem. Give her the $$. Another 3-5 minute wait.

She comes back in and barely touches me during the massage. Light touching, fingers over the body, etc. Lame.

I then get the vibe that they don't trust me. I'm mid-30's, good shape, short haircut. She asks about my hair. "Are you in Army?" Boss lady stops in, talks to her for a second in Chinese. Boss lady asks same question. *sigh*.

Provider comes back, "My client here now. New girl come in. She very pretty. ".

New girl enters, tall. Tight black dress. Massages me for, what seemed to be another 20 minutes (on top of the 10 crappy minutes w / first provider). Then she's done. I couldn't get out of there fast enough. Of course out $. 8 total.

Hit up my trusty spot at 9118. Great HH massage and left very happy (thanks Sally!

[QUOTE=Youngster83;2576389]Usally would hit 905 but I'm looking for something different. Any pointers guys?[/QUOTE]Has anyone tried the spa in Temple Hills (wherever that is)? Rubmaps has 5 star reviews. Not a paying member so I don't know the specifics, but looks promising.

So what is it your looking for? Maybe try a body rub girl on BP.

[QUOTE=Youngster83;2576389]Usally would hit 905 but I'm looking for something different. Any pointers guys?[/QUOTE]

Need some reference from seniors for a quick, safe, not too costly. Blow and go. Type of goto place / person in and around Bowie / Gambrills / Odenton or close by.

Any references will be considered valuable.

Thanks in advance and happy mongering!

[QUOTE=Youngster83;2576389]Usally would hit 905 but I'm looking for something different. Any pointers guys?[/QUOTE]Check out 8330. Nice little spinner. Older but has had a lot of work done. Great smooth body with decent bolt ons. No damage at all. Great ts, decent massage and great flip. Standard tuition.

[QUOTE=UnsungHero;2576576]Need some reference from seniors for a quick, safe, not too costly. Blow and go. Type of goto place / person in and around Bowie / Gambrills / Odenton or close by.

Any references will be considered valuable.

Thanks in advance and happy mongering![/QUOTE]Sounds like you should be in the SW forum.

Went to 8020. Never been to a Balt massage spa (but plenty in pg county). Went in and drew Mia. Looks good. Proly 105 pounds. Went for an hour and Mia would not stop trying to sell a 4 hand upgrade. I laid my tip on the table and a decent massage started. I hid my tip on the table but and it was discovered. After about 25 minutes, a poor tantra followed. Then ending came and I was surprised it was only HR. Rules applied and there was no removal of the skirt or underwear. When it was time to go I realized that the whole $1. 0 tip was gone. I asked for my change but was told that since light touching of the a cups was in play that there was to be no change. So total damage was 1. 65 for hr. F**k you 8020. Ill stick to pg AMPs. I should have thrown a fit but its always a good day when everyone goes home safe and sound. I was wondering why the parking lot was empty and closed. I guess I know why now.

Greetings and salutations.

I had to burn a week of vacation and didn't have anything to do so I checked out a couple new locales for all of you. I was feeling rather religious this evening and took a trip to the Seminary. The sister at the door required sixty hail marys to be admitted, I obliged. The theological establishment was recently renovated and looked very nice once inside, outside was a little close to major thoroughfares. I made it to the actual confessional accompanied by a sister of no more than thirty five years. I repent for my sins and was given a lighthearted stroke of the back and told to HANDLE them myself without any assistance. Needless to say I was not pleased with the lack of religious assistance and left a twenty spot in the basket.

I visited a really fun place this weekend as well! The funpass was the standard sixty doll hairs and I was greeted by a park attendant that was on summer break between semesters. She showed me to the ride and I was eager to begin. Started out a little slow but made up for it by teasing me in certain ways. Standard fare of forty doll hairs, no fast pass was offered.

PM me if you need assistance.

Never give the tip up front to your provider unless you've seen her before and know what to expect. Keep your tip with your belongings. Sometimes your provider will negotiate tip before hand if she doesn't know you. This is okay and understood especially since there are so many cheap skates out there. This time it sounded like she ripped you off. I would have at least spoke with mamasan before leaving to let her know what happened.

[QUOTE=Journeyer;2577129]Went to 8020. Never been to a Balt massage spa (but plenty in pg county). Went in and drew Mia. Looks good. Proly 105 pounds. Went for an hour and Mia would not stop trying to sell a 4 hand upgrade. I laid my tip on the table and a decent massage started. I hid my tip on the table but and it was discovered. After about 25 minutes, a poor tantra followed. Then ending came and I was surprised it was only HR. Rules applied and there was no removal of the skirt or underwear. When it was time to go I realized that the whole $1. 0 tip was gone. I asked for my change but was told that since light touching of the a cups was in play that there was to be no change. So total damage was 1. 65 for hr. F**k you 8020. Ill stick to pg AMPs. I should have thrown a fit but its always a good day when everyone goes home safe and sound. I was wondering why the parking lot was empty and closed. I guess I know why now.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BMoreBrandon;2576457]Pretty crappy first-time experience at 905. Boss lady opens the door, I ask for massage. Doesn't ask me for how long, just rushes me into a room. I'm in the room for a good 5 minutes before someone enters. Cute, late-20's / early 30's. Tight short dress.

She asks "How long?

I tell her "one hour, please. ".

She replies, "I have client soon. ".

Ummm, ok. Get another provider? Should I come back?

Anyway, she asks me to pay house. $. 7 No problem. Give her the $$. Another 3-5 minute wait.

She comes back in and barely touches me during the massage. Light touching, fingers over the body, etc. Lame.

I then get the vibe that they don't trust me. I'm mid-30's, good shape, short haircut. She asks about my hair. "Are you in Army?" Boss lady stops in, talks to her for a second in Chinese. Boss lady asks same question. *sigh*.

Provider comes back, "My client here now. New girl come in. She very pretty. ".

New girl enters, tall. Tight black dress. Massages me for, what seemed to be another 20 minutes (on top of the 10 crappy minutes w / first provider). Then she's done. I couldn't get out of there fast enough. Of course out $. 8 total.

Hit up my trusty spot at 9118. Great HH massage and left very happy (thanks Sally![/QUOTE]This place is always hit or miss until you find yourself a reliable provider to repeat with.

Had great times with Apple and Kimberly. Hits out of the park.

On some advice, I recently saw April. She's a good time.

Had some horrible experiences too. Candy. Seriously, how can someone sooo old still be in the business. When she walked in, I asked for another provider, but she kept begging / insisting that I try her. Big mistake. Guess that was my fault for not walking out. Pity got the best of me.

[QUOTE=CapnJohnSmith;2578892]This place is always hit or miss until you find yourself a reliable provider to repeat with.

Had great times with Apple and Kimberly. Hits out of the park.

On some advice, I recently saw April. She's a good time.

Had some horrible experiences too. Candy. Seriously, how can someone sooo old still be in the business. When she walked in, I asked for another provider, but she kept begging / insisting that I try her. Big mistake. Guess that was my fault for not walking out. Pity got the best of me.[/QUOTE]You can't miss with Kimberly, I don't know Apple.

[QUOTE=Satya;2579547]You can't miss with Kimberly, I don't know Apple.[/QUOTE]Kimberly, Apple, April 2 Coco's, 2 Candy's, Mimi Cindy LOL. Outstanding! You can always get guaranteed good massage.

First thing the house fee there is. 7 not $. 7. And you should have gotten a ts. Have been there twice in the past 2 months. And had great service both times with 2 different providers. I need to go agian soon.

[QUOTE=BMoreBrandon;2576457]Pretty crappy first-time experience at 905. Boss lady opens the door, I ask for massage. Doesn't ask me for how long, just rushes me into a room. I'm in the room for a good 5 minutes before someone enters. Cute, late-20's / early 30's. Tight short dress.

She asks "How long?

I tell her "one hour, please. ".

She replies, "I have client soon. ".

Ummm, ok. Get another provider? Should I come back?

Anyway, she asks me to pay house. $. 7 No problem. Give her the $$. Another 3-5 minute wait.

She comes back in and barely touches me during the massage. Light touching, fingers over the body, etc. Lame.

I then get the vibe that they don't trust me. I'm mid-30's, good shape, short haircut. She asks about my hair. "Are you in Army?" Boss lady stops in, talks to her for a second in Chinese. Boss lady asks same question. *sigh*.

Provider comes back, "My client here now. New girl come in. She very pretty. ".

New girl enters, tall. Tight black dress. Massages me for, what seemed to be another 20 minutes (on top of the 10 crappy minutes w / first provider). Then she's done. I couldn't get out of there fast enough. Of course out $. 8 total.

Hit up my trusty spot at 9118. Great HH massage and left very happy (thanks Sally![/QUOTE]

I've frequented shanghai and shang. Shanghai is strictly he, no extras but great massage and always get the full hour with excellent service.

Shang extras are avail. Lisa is a bit mechanical and occasional shorts the hour, gives a good massage. Cici gives better service with Xtra, ok massage always goes full hour. Standard rates apply. No showers at either place.

House fees are 60 $ for both, parking and entrance in rear for both.

Still legit. Great massage however.