Next time I find a street girl
[QUOTE=SW Surfer]Well it was a busy morning on the South Trail. I saw 5+BSW and 4WSW. Saw a WSW near Americana, pulled into the 7-11 and gas'd up the car. When she walked by I offered the ride. She smiled and got in without any drama. She is a WSW, long blond hair(wig), tall, tan and thin, very sculpted face and toned arms and legs. She was wearing a denim mini and a white T. As we headed out Americana she asked if I was LE, I asked if she was and she reached over and grabbed my junk, I asked if I could touch her and she said sure and lifted up her T. She had a solid set of 36D's, I thought "stripper tits on OBT??????"
I asked her to lift her skirt and show me her stuff and she lifted the denim to show a cock under some panties. . . . . . . "brakes locked up". . . . . "pulled over in the plaza" . . . . "told her/him I was not into TS's" and drove her/him back to the 7-11, gave her/him 5 bucks for the mistake. She laughed at me and I smiled. All I could think was how many guys got BJ's from her/him without checking below the belt.
Still laughing at the thought of the look on my face when I saw that cock - too damn funny.
Be safe,
SW Surfer
Funny as hell how things work out.[/QUOTE]
I'll be sure to do a surf board check. Good thing that you caught it before he gave you a knee boarding lesson. In the dim lights, some of the trannies can look pretty convincing so it's important to do the swoop in a well lighted area.
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Not exactly what you were looking for
[QUOTE=Orlando J]Nnms46 is having fun with Ginas.
Which is your favorite? Can someone find a colored/better version of this attached picture?[/QUOTE]But maybe this will suffice?
WHOA! Too much of a good thing, even snatch!
What an image. Just like putting on too much of your favorite seasoning becomes overwhelming, too much snatch at one time becomes scary! Reminds me of little shop of horrors:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=74341[/url]
That many snatches at one time could nibble you to death like ducks...
Giani
Did you put this together, or find it on the web?
[QUOTE=Chochem]But maybe this will suffice?[/QUOTE]
I do not take credit (or blame) for the picture
[QUOTE=Giani]What an image. Just like putting on too much of your favorite seasoning becomes overwhelming, too much snatch at one time becomes scary! Reminds me of little shop of horrors:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=74341[/url]
That many snatches at one time could nibble you to death like ducks...
Giani
Did you put this together, or find it on the web?[/QUOTE]I did a Google Image search and saw this. While I agree that it was kind of a scary image, I thought it was worth sharing. It's hard for me to say if I found it funny or horrifying.
Maybe both at the same time.
Any action in Lake County?
Anyone know of any parts of Lake county (Mt. Dora, Tavares, etc) that I could find a SW? I have been out here for nearly 6 months, and it is bone dry.
Walking naked in Kissimmee
Hey guys
I wanted to post this earlier but didnt get to my computer till now. I was in Kissimmee on Sunday morning around 4:00am. I was driving down 192 by the Osceola Sq Mall. I scan the streets you know in case of any SWs and low and behold across the street I saw something I had NEVER seen in Orlando or Kissimmee. Right by the Wings & Beaches restaurant was a lady walking and she was completely nude. I mean not a stitch of clothing on and she was walking like nothing. Well I couldn't believe my eyes so I quickly made a monger u-turn.....I pull over made contact with her....but as she approached my car.....LEO had spotted her too and threw on his lights and pulled over too......Long story short.....told him I had pulled over to make sure she was ok...and not hurt or anything.....he believed that. But I was like WOW it reminded me of the old days in NYC when you would see a SW with a trenchcoat on and nothing underneath.
My question is was there anyone else who saw her? Is this common that a woman will take to the streets completey naked?
Too bad LEO showed up cause she looked good too.
PHFJ and his cycling buddies
[QUOTE=Orlan Perv]That's an impressive report on many levels. I don't think in all the accounts I've read I've ever read of anyone scooping one up on a bicycle. Also has anyone else ever had luck in this area?[/QUOTE]
bring some new meaning to the term "Tour de France". I wonder if he and his cycling mates are off to compete in the "Tour de Greece" next? LOL
Makes me want to drag my nephew's Schwinn out of the garage and take a spin myself. An A+ for originality and a great way to meet a new SPOKES-model who is PEDALING her ass all over town. :)
Popular SW in Casselberry
Some of us are not too subtle it seems...
Last night around 8 or 9 I was heading south down 17-92 near the reported area of the new girl. I saw (what I assume to be) her on the far side of the road, so I head down a bit, turn around and start coming back up towards her. I see a car ahead, slow down as they pass her, tap the brakes, and then pull into the parking lot - I was thinking 'damn - got beat to it' just as someone else pulls a crazy u-turn right in front of me, making me hit the brakes hard - and then swoops in and grabs her.
Granted this is a first-come, first-serve type of business but there is no need to be doing the type of stuff that will get you pulled over before you even get the girl in your car!