Massage Parlor Reports

Thought I would take a chance and try out that new therapy place we've all seen advertised in craigslist. Stopped by on Wednesday night to see how things would be. Made a trip up to the second floor and was greeted by a somewhat young looking mamasan, who of course asked me if I'd been there before. Answered: No. Since you guys are so new. Told her that I normally go to Kyoto. Asked if they had a table shower, but she indicated that it was a self-shower, but that perhaps I could get some help with my back.

It turns out that I needed help with my back, and a number of other places that I couldn't reach. The place was nicely appointed, roomy shower and a brand new sauna that I did not have to spend too much time in.

My provider was Gina. A friendly girl with good English skills, who recently worked in a VA spa. Anyway, she provided a decent massage and relaxation services. I left pleased. And am saving my dollars so I can go back soon and see how their service picks up.

The doorbell rang at least twice while I was in there, but I wasn't rushed.

Did I hear a few weeks ago that there was a place with twins or was that a joke? I've been out of this for a long time but I may have to make a comeback if I know there are twins somewhere out there for the taking.

Careful out there.

Well boys, this was my 2nd trip to B&B. My 1st trip was nice, but the 2nd one was nicer.

On my 1st trip (1st week they were open) I got a stand up assisted shower and a shorter 30's to early 40's massuse with large hooters and somewhat limited English skills. She performed a good massage and then a Russian finish, no full service, but it was nice. I kind of overpaid, expecting full service but got a partial. Gave $.7

I decided to try another time, just to see what I would get, seeing some of our other fine gentleman's reports.

Got the same short big hootered massuse, somewhat better English. She remembered me. I was escorted to what I expected to be the assisted stand up shower but low and behold the door opens to a TABLE SHOWER! I was really suprised. She did a very good job with some play and I was off to the oven.

Stayed there for a few and back to the room. Once again a great very relaxing and deep kneeding massage (very detailed). This is where is took a turn for the better.

I have had MANY massages at AMPs, but what happend next was a first. During her great massage, she was talking Korean to another massuse in another room. (It was late Friday and there were no other customers there or ringing the bell) The other younger massuse came into the room and decided to help a bit. While the older one did her deep massage on my legs, the younger one was light touching and playing with the boys a little with some play smaking on my ass. She was NICE and I believe her name is KAY. Well this went on for about 3-5 minutes and then she was off and back to my other massuse. Ok, I figured that was nice, but over. Little did I know what was next.

I was rolled over and at that moment Kay appeared in the room again. While my primary massuse started playing and getting me ready Kay rolled up on the table. She took her top off and I played with her extremely hard nippled tits, while my primary massuse was using her hand. Then Kay leaned down and did a very quick BBBJ and back to the my face area. Kay then let me suck on the nipples all the while massese 2 was jacking away. Then massuse 2 again did a Russian. At that time Kay started kissing me and DFK and REALLY got into it. I tried to touch massuse #2's tits and was pulled away to Kay's again and told "only mine".

I just played and after a few minutes I shot a HUGE load over massuse #2 and some on Kay. All the while Kay was DFKing me. I was invited back for Kay the next time and she left. I was just shocked and DRAINED. My 1st "4 handed" AMP experience. I was so taken back I paid the standard entrance fee of.8 and gave a tip of $ to split for both massuses, even though it was not full service. Massuse #2 helped me dress and I was off.

I am not sure, but I believe my next experience with Kay will be full service. This was a 1st for this somewhat "old dog".

Lastly I am NOT good with names, I BELIEVE the 2nd massuse was named Kay, but not sure. The original massuse called herself "boo boo". When I return I will report again.

See ya gents!

Scott

Her name was probably "BoBo". In Korean it means kiss.

LexLuther

I have to second Scott's recommendation of B&B. Very similar thing just happened to me, and I'm still a little stunned.

Got 'Boo Boo' or 'Rae' walking in the door. $70 (no kiddie abbreviations, sorry), for the house. She's a little heavy. Un-assisted shower, and we chatted and talked while she worked my legs. I assumed ordinary HR was in order. After a while, she asked if I wanted another girl. Brief negotiation, and I agreed to leave $100 lighter if I got the four hands treatment. Simple as that, "Sue" or "Rae" walks in. Light as the other woman was heavy ... and cute as hell.

I've been going to AMPs for almost a decade (longer than most, fewer than some. Hi guys), but that had never happened to me before. Sue took care of the rubbing, while Rae went to town slapping the boobs in my face and offering DATY (no thanks, sorry). I think I came in her hair while she was up there. I mean, damn. Boom. Both of them came back with hot towels.

They both cleaned me up, talked about how huge I am, and told me I need to come back tomorrow.

YMMV. Respect to baltimore from boston.

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Visited the Eastern Ave AMP last night around 9ish. Didn't get provider's name, was only there for a 30min session. Standard .40 for a half hour. She was in her mid 30's i would say. Not bad looking. Decent massage, nice lotion. After the flip and massaging the front, gave typical hand signals. opted for the HJ. tipped .30 on the way out. Was there 45mins.

I recently relocated from the Baltimore suburbs to Texas. I found 2 fine massage parlors in Pikesville, MD. I do not want to reveal the names because all staff treated me so good. I doubt that all customers get full service but it appeared to me to be standard fare.

I think that it is great that a man is able to relieve himself sexually without beating the streets looking for a prostitute. The prostituion laws in Maryland are certainly antiquated. These two establishments are low key and I have never seen any sort of bickering or griping among patrons and workers.Everyone seems to treat one another with respect and the girls (Asian) seem to enjoy their work. They are remunerated well.

I am not saying that this is cheap but the quality of one young lady in particular was some of the finest sex that I've ever had. I have had some beautiful girlfriends in my life but this young lady could outdo them all , sexually. After 2 or 3 visits and carefully checking my member she provided me with a bbbj, followed by some great covered full service. She is about 5'5" and very slim and very tight and knows how to use it. She is pleasant , has a tender touch (incredible fellatio great tongue and timing) and physically I do not know if I have ever felt a better fit inside a vagina. I paid for 1/2 hour at a time - $50 if memory serves me well for the massage in a private room,and for the one who gave me the bbbj and sex I tipped another $120. All the others gave a bj and full service I usually paid another 60-80 dollars. Most all girls were trim and sexy.

If you travel towards DC there is another Massage Parlor in Beltsville. I think 1/2 hour massage was $45 and I can rarely recall the masseuse not going down on me (bbbj) for the minimum price without even asking her. Sometimes I'd tip $20 but if I was kinda broke sometimes I'd leave another $5-10. There was one girl who used to give me full service there for another $50-60 but she got canned.

Hey,

I am both new to this forum and to the hobby. Not too familiar with proper abreviations, so I hope I don't mess this up. If I go to a place where the house fee is 40 to 70, how much should I tip extra for HJ, how much for mouth? When people say FS do they mean "full"? As in p to the v? I am not interested in that, and don't want to be more for mouth or HJ than I should. Also, any recommendation for places for a new guy to go to? I reall like round butts, and friendliness. I went to a place recently that was dirty, the girl wouldn't talk at all, and no ass! I paid her well because she seemed sweet.

Thanks for the help! You can pm me.

[QUOTE=Chris Writes]Hey,

I am both new to this forum and to the hobby. Not too familiar with proper abreviations, so I hope I don't mess this up. If I go to a place where the house fee is 40 to 70, how much should I tip extra for HJ, how much for mouth? When people say FS do they mean "full"? As in p to the v? I am not interested in that, and don't want to be more for mouth or HJ than I should. Also, any recommendation for places for a new guy to go to? I reall like round butts, and friendliness. I went to a place recently that was dirty, the girl wouldn't talk at all, and no ass! I paid her well because she seemed sweet.

Thanks for the help! You can pm me.[/QUOTE]

Dude, normally you would be blasted for a question like this, But I will make just one suggestion. Take some time and read the forum, all of the informaton you seek will be there, the good, the bad, and the ugly. Check the bar at the top labled 'Abbrevations'. Check some other states cities of same size as Baltimore you may learn much young padawan.
Stay safe

I just had an itch to try a new place and I had never been to this particular AMP in Pikesville. Very quiet, off the beaten path. My therapist's name was Sherri and she didn't speak very much English. Still, the overall experience was pleasant. I got a nice massage and, on the flip, she provided that nice light touch before finishing the HJ. I really appreciated the fact that there was zero haggling before taking care of "business." When I gave her the.4, she was happy as a clam.

My only complaint are that the tables are so small. If your a light guy, great. But, I'm big and my legs adn arms kept sliding off the table. Still, got what I came for. Worth a visit.

I've been lurking a long time and wanted to finally check out the local AMP scene. I saw this Backpage ad and was intrigued.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/korean_ladies_for_your_best_massage_/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1650430[/URL]

I searched the phone number on the ad, but all I found was another BP ad for their AMP on Reisterstown Rd. Called to check and got quoted the standard rates. I'm pretty much just asking if anyone knows anything about these ladies. Not real excited about showing up and finding myself in a Korean retirement home. I promise to report back.

You may not get many responses because you have low postings which might suggest you are legal. However, I will tell you one thing. Never trust the pictures..never trust the pictures...many spas across the country use model pictures. So, the same AMPs share the same pictures in CL and other adult magazines. Expect the average age of the girl to be in Mid 30's to Mid 40's and even pushing 50's. It is amazing what a seaweed, kimichi and bulgogi diet does to the skin along with green tea and sushi futhermore a pile of make-up. I had takeout with a AMP girl and one day she showed me her DL and she was 45 but all the posters on the forum thought she was early thirities as I did to so if you are looking for under 30 good luck and you will have to travle to popular spa that rotates girls. Some AMPs will allow you to review a lineup while others will not. Happy Hunting and make more postings for more responses.

Cheers!

[QUOTE=Geoleo2083]I've been lurking a long time and wanted to finally check out the local AMP scene. I saw this Backpage ad and was intrigued.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/korean_ladies_for_your_best_massage_/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1650430[/URL]

I searched the phone number on the ad, but all I found was another BP ad for their AMP on Reisterstown Rd. Called to check and got quoted the standard rates. I'm pretty much just asking if anyone knows anything about these ladies. Not real excited about showing up and finding myself in a Korean retirement home. I promise to report back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Johnjohnjr2000]You may not get many responses because you have low postings which might suggest you are legal.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Geoleo2083]I've been lurking a long time and wanted to finally check out the local AMP scene. I saw this Backpage ad and was intrigued.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/korean_ladies_for_your_best_massage_/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1650430[/URL]

I searched the phone number on the ad, but all I found was another BP ad for their AMP on Reisterstown Rd. Called to check and got quoted the standard rates. I'm pretty much just asking if anyone knows anything about these ladies. Not real excited about showing up and finding myself in a Korean retirement home. I promise to report back.[/QUOTE]

JJ nailed it, Geo. As a new member, and until you get the "senior member" status, what's important for you is not to ask others to help you with info but that you find the info yourself (e.g. go call the place, visit it and experience it yourself), and then report back here. I know about this place you're asking. And the only thing I'll say is that JJ is kind enough to give you a hint. If you didn't get his hint, then do what I did some time back: call, visit and experience it yourself.

I recently visited your fine city and after doing some research decided to visit the above spa for some relaxation. It was very clean and pleasant. I forget the attendants name, but she was older with a nice body. Standard AMP service. If I return to the city, I would definitely return to B&B.

[QUOTE=Johnjohnjr2000]You may not get many responses because you have low postings which might suggest you are legal.[/QUOTE]I don't understand the issue. Please do not take me as rude because the forum has a bunch of great info and indeed thanks for that. I made a point to RTFF. There are pages and pages of reports with the names of Spas and providers that don't even advertise publicly. Some even have times, dates and address info.

I was not requesting anything of the sort. I have not been to an AMP in many years, and never around here. I do know how they work. This is a convenient opportunity for me location wise, but I could find zero info here or on the other sites about it. I was just hoping someone who might be familiar and could give a thumbs up or down. I would just like to avoid a granny with the calloused hands. At this point I just have nothing to share, but I will gladly when I can. Thanks for the hint. I still don't think the request was unreasonable.

G

[QUOTE=Geoleo2083]I don't understand the issue. ... I still don't think the request was unreasonable.[/QUOTE]

Several issues with newbies like yourself.
1. We don't know if you're 5.0 fishing for info. Posting some legit reports help make a name of yourself before asking for info.
2. Alot of newbies come here whining, "Help me with this. Help me with that. Tell me about this. Tell me about that." They can do the stuff themselves by doing some clicking around and reading, and going to the place and experience it themselves.
3. Because you're a newb, you gotta earn the reputation from others before they'll help you out. And you earn reputation by posting your experiences.

So, tell you what: I'll answer straight up about that place you mentioned. But you have to do the rest of us a favor from now on. Don't ask for any info until you're a senior member. Find the answer yourself. If you can't find it, go get the answer yourself by going there and doing it, and then post it here.

So to answer your question about that place straight up without any hints: the picture is false. The girls are ancient old - they're fossils. So unless you're into grannies, avoid it. But if you like a bj that's all gum, then this might be your place. OK, there you have it.

Peace...

[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]The girls are ancient old - they're fossils. So unless you're into grannies, avoid it.

Peace...[/QUOTE]Thanks! I appreciate it! Honest to god truth. I still don't understand why that was so hard.

I asked for nothing more than if I was getting a legit massage. I'm hardly whining, and it's not my fault other people asked stupid questions. I clicked. I read. No useful info.

I understand your points and will take them under advisement. I would only suggest that you not paint all newcomers with the same brush. Thanks for saving me and anyone else who reads this a few bucks.

Peace back atcha!

This is not completely timely because I have not had access to my home computer for a couple of weeks. 2 weeks ago I stopped in at Elite for the first time. Parked up behind the tint shop and had a chance to survey the layout a bit before getting out of my car. I like to call when I arrive at MP's, sort of to announce myself so I don't have to stand out in the open knocking on the door too long.

Provider was Jackie (I think, very heavy accent) and it appeared that we were completely alone in the house. Went up to the room, tuition was.6 Massage was very intense, lots of stretching and I was very relaxed when done. I think she waas a bit leary of me because its my first time there, but I told her I had been to JNW, Towson, Escape, etc. After she announced the massage was over, she asked me how the other places treated me. I told her "Very well, complete relaxation". She asked if I was LE and told me that anything else was extra. Of course. No serious negotiotions, but she went right to work on a decent HJ, beginning with some tongue on the sides of junior. I told her nothing else like that without cover. She was completely nude and responded nicely to nipple kissing and when I stroked the meow box. She told me FS was available next time with my cover. Stayed a full hour. Tipped.8 (I always tip a bit more the first time, plus house fee was.1 lower than the market) Will go back. A little easier now to go after work with it getting dark earlier.

[QUOTE=Geoleo2083]Thanks! I appreciate it! Honest to god truth. I still don't understand why that was so hard.

I asked for nothing more than if I was getting a legit massage. I'm hardly whining, and it's not my fault other people asked stupid questions. I clicked. I read. No useful info.

I understand your points and will take them under advisement. I would only suggest that you not paint all newcomers with the same brush. Thanks for saving me and anyone else who reads this a few bucks.

Peace back atcha![/QUOTE]

You just don't get it. You get the info and then you come back with another abrasive post.

[QUOTE=Aacountyman]You just don't get it. You get the info and then you come back with another abrasive post.[/QUOTE]Sorry dude. I was respectful. I asked a serious question. I won't ask any more of them. I really am glad he did help me out. It just needed 5 posts to get one simple piece of useful information that could have been done in 2. Don't worry, I won't post anything else until I can report something useful.

[QUOTE=Popcruiser]She was completely nude and responded nicely to nipple kissing and when I stroked the meow box.[/QUOTE]

This couldn't be the same Jackie from my last visit to this place. Sounds like her, with the stretching and all, but the Jackie that I knew was pretty old and was sporting a nice pouch. She was one of the few providers that I would give an extra tip to put her clothes [u]back[/u] on!

Got to get me some $ so I can get back out and find a nice provider to get that Jackie memory out of my head.

BD

Man, for you guys that havn't been to Moonlight recently you are missing out.

I went maybe a month ago, provider was ok.

Saw a couple hotties this morning on the way in standing in the hall way.

It was around 11:00, saw "Princess".

Walked in with a pink fluffy bikini.

This ***** was hot, honestly the hottest ***** I have ever seen in an AMP.

Round fat butt, D cup breasts (good implants) on a slender frame.
Long black hair, full plump lips.

Talkative, likes sports and other things, is from Atlanta.
Girls here come and go quick so if you do not hurry you will miss her.

$70 up front, $130 for FS (you could get away with $100 probably).
Sorry guys, I usually round for the even 2.

She did the normal routine CBJ and such, but the best was the reverse mish.
That booty was so round, I have never seen such a thing on a Korean girl before.
Each stroke in and out had me shivering as the booty acted like shock absorber.

During the deed she reveled that her name was "Judy" or something like that.

Also the lips,

I am not much for kissing AMP girls (not knowing which one of you she might have swallowed recently) but I could not help kissing those magnificent things.

Standard entry fee. Routine girl on Bacation. Led into room by a cute girl but seemed a little hard on the attitude. Asked to see who else was working. OMG so glad I did, Not the most beutiful but had the cutest smile, and 10+ spinner body. I was given a table shower and great attention was paid to all areas. Got back into room and she gave me a great medium massage, with soft roaming. She was a little nervious at first but when I started feeling the back of her thighs and butt she started relaxing, clothes were shed revealing one of the tiniest petite body. Man was it sexy. She continued the massage in a much softer and complete way with all she had. She allowed finger on outside and was very very wet. Took care of her needs then she wanted mish. As I was standing looking at her laying flat on the table I was rock hard more than usual and we did mish till completion. She kept pulling me in harder, with just the right moans. I wanted doggie but I couldn't bring myself to stopping the incredible mish that was going on. I completed and she couldn't have been more accomodating with 2 hot towels and soft sensual clean up. Standard $ for time well spent.

Made a visit too a nice place near Howard high off 108, usually had co-co, but mamasan said there was a new girl paid.5 for half hour, girl came in (pm for name)

Face- 7

Body- 8

Massage- 8

Attitude- 9

Offered candy after great massage,

Left extreemly happy and relaxed.

After visiting other places, glad too see mamasan improving the quality of girls, thank goodness they hot rid of that heffer lee.

[QUOTE=John 1007]Made a visit too a nice place near Howard high off 108, usually had co-co, but mamasan said there was a new girl paid.5 for half hour, girl came in (pm for name)

Face- 7

Body- 8

Massage- 8

Attitude- 9

Offered candy after great massage,

Left extreemly happy and relaxed.

After visiting other places, glad too see mamasan improving the quality of girls, thank goodness they hot rid of that heffer lee.[/QUOTE]YMMV, I used to like this place, I once came over Yumi's outfit during a session.
But when the hired Lee I was like huh?

Now I am not very picky at all, but their judgement was seriously off.

She is entirely gross, The worst I have ever seen. And I am including session I have had with 60+ year olds.

But maybe I will check them out again, I was boycotting.

But the real issue in Baltimore is why would anyone go anywhere but Moonlight.
I was there last weekend and they have the best looking girls that do the most consistantly!

In DC there are a few options, but I am realizing the Baltimore is a one AMP town.

Hi!

Visiting Baltimore next week. Any good AMPs near Tremont hotel? I won't have a car and I don't know the area. I've read the reports but have no idea where any of the AMPs are.

TIA,

Joe

Any one got information on massage parlor in Baltimore area.

Who is giving hj only bj etc. Peace.

[QUOTE=Joe Coodidge]Hi!

Visiting Baltimore next week. Any good AMPs near Tremont hotel? I won't have a car and I don't know the area. I've read the reports but have no idea where any of the AMPs are.

TIA,

Joe[/QUOTE]I honestly do not thing there is even one.

You need AMP action? You will have to catch a taxi to another part of town.

[QUOTE=Diccck]Any one got information on massage parlor in Baltimore area.

Who is giving hj only bj etc. Peace.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks]Another fish on a bicycle OMG.

GTR[/QUOTE]

Couldn't say it any better meself.

BMF

Originally Posted by Gintonicrocks

Another fish on a bicycle OMG.

GTR

I missed that. I am just completely tickled with that.

Fish on a bicycle. Oh what kind of fish?

I once heard

"Lost ball in tall grass"

But I just have to say, a fish on a bicycle is a real flip/flop. Kinda gets you by the gills. Have to be tough for a fish to peddle anywear let alone steer.

Oh I have said enough.

SF

[QUOTE=Joe Coodidge]Any good AMPs near Tremont hotel? I won't have a car and I don't know the area.[/QUOTE]Joe, I live in the neighborhood surrounding your hotel and don't know of any AMP nearby. I think you'll have to travel quite a bit by taxi to find one. I don't go to AMPs so can't recommend which would be closest from there.

However you'll be within walking distance of The Block (a high concentration of strip clubs). Read a little in the Strip Club forum and you might feel that a visit to The Block would be worthwhile during your trip.

I must give credit for the "fish on a bicycle" to an old woman's lib slogan, "a woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bicycle". It's like trying to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.

It has been too long, so I raided the cookie jar. Have to get some OT soon to pay that back before it's noticed missing. Anyways, had a lovely time with "Lisa". Older provider, but youthful in appearance. Nice nips and a wet kitty. Little bit of a smoker's hack though. Tipped a little higher because of the extended AR play. Mmmmm, love the extra attention on the boys from behind.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 8
Body: 8
Attitude: 9
Service: 9
.7/.6

BDog

SF - you made me smile. Thanks.

Peace,

AD

Try out this new place on Harford Rd. Nice upstairs dining room with full menu.

Thinking I may be visiting the B&S soon. Havent been there in a few months. Hopefully they have some new talent. (not saying last time was bad by any means though)

Theres a good AMP in Towson called New Century on York Road

[QUOTE=Bumpyballz]Theres a good AMP in Towson called New Century on York Road[/QUOTE]Can you be a bit more specific. A review about a month ago said it was "uneven". I've been watching the board for a couple weeks since I will be in that area next week and looking to make my choice a good one.

[QUOTE=Slamdoor]Joe, I live in the neighborhood surrounding your hotel and don't know of any AMP nearby. I think you'll have to travel quite a bit by taxi to find one. I don't go to AMPs so can't recommend which would be closest from there.

However you'll be within walking distance of The Block (a high concentration of strip clubs). Read a little in the Strip Club forum and you might feel that a visit to The Block would be worthwhile during your trip.[/QUOTE]
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Thanks. What street is this "block"? I don't really want to ask the front desk! :-)

Joe