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[QUOTE=Steez126;2750276]Has a little attitude but the ass is worth it she looks better in person then in pics worth the 50 but she won't let you see totties for a SS but been with her a few times anyways ass just got me.[/QUOTE]Saw her at a Bronx telly for a SS, she has a phatty and the session was worth it. Very professional, down to earth, and about her business at the same time. I had no regrets.
Hey fellow mongers, I,was reminiscing on connie and her service so I decided to hit her up and meet up for old time sake. I kinda hoped that, she would have straighten, up and did something about her recent decline in appearance. I get to her place and. Wow I was sadden on what I saw. Sloppy skinny and lost her butt. She looked like time and abuse caught up to her. To be honest she looked sick. And the smell was horrid. I couldn't go along with it. I had to go. She's a legend and provided memorable service in the past. But she has reached her end and show retire.
Saw angeline and for the price I can't be made. It was typical cdp service. The pics are accurate except her body isn't that tight any more. Ass is definitely right.
The CBJ was ok but it was rushed, session included 2 positions and now touching of tits or anything. Like I said typical cdp service. She tried to upsell me but I'm smarter than that.
Only thing I didn't like was her answering the phone during the ending of the session but I was busting my nut so fuck it. I would only repeat for the quickie. Anything else is just upselling.
[QUOTE=Smokey163;2752590]Hey fellow mongers, I,was reminiscing on connie and her service so I decided to hit her up and meet up for old time sake. I kinda hoped that, she would have straighten, up and did something about her recent decline in appearance. I get to her place and. Wow I was sadden on what I saw. Sloppy skinny and lost her butt. She looked like time and abuse caught up to her. To be honest she looked sick. And the smell was horrid. I couldn't go along with it. I had to go. She's a legend and provided memorable service in the past. But she has reached her end and show retire.[/QUOTE]People were still raving about her but the place was a mess, service was cool but I could see she was falling off. I should of pulled the trigger and caught her earlier in her prime.
[QUOTE=JjayBoy;2736583]Lmao this dude whatever stay dropping knowledge. I'm like whatever now too tho. If it's not to my liking, I'm walking, period. If the number is connected to a bunch of different girls, I'm not being bothered, no matter how good the ad looks. If there's other "girls" in the crib, I'm out. If you're not the chick in the pics, I'm out. I slip up sometimes, but these are the rules I try to follow when toftt.
Went to see a big butt Bbw ad in the Bronx a couple months ago. Got there, the girl providing wasn't what I was expecting, plus she had other chicks in the crib. I don't know about you guys but I hate when there's other girls around when I'm seeing a provider. Turns me off. Told the "bbw" I was dipping because she wasn't thick enough. She tried to hustle me out of $20 saying I wasted her time. I was like oh well and proceeded to let myself out.
Recently I walked on this chick who posts in Manhattan. Got to the room and although she was a cute girl with a decent body (I'd defenitely fuk for free or a much cheaper rate), I walked. I felt like she was thicker in the ad, I was disappointed and didn't want to pay for her. She was pissed, but I'm not into spending on something I don't want to hit anymore.
Guess what I'm trying to say is, only spend on something you want to hit and don't be afraid to walk.[/QUOTE]Solider I salute you!
What ever happened to the fantasy of fucking a bad chick. Not an ungly, overweight, out of shapen, chicken head, attitude having over priced skank.
What ever happeded to trying to get with the baddest stripper in the club, not the dusty strippers.
Gentlemen, if you had an ugly jumpoff who had some good pussy, would you let her clown you and talk shit to you? NO.
So why do you allow ugly chicks to post fake ass ads, tell you lies over the phone, and when you get there Wanda from in Living Color is there, and Sha naynay from Martin is in the bathroom.
What kind of shit is that? "Well ma I congratulate you on posting a fly ass ad on CL or BP, but on some serious shit you aint getting no paper from me, not a gawd damn cent. Gotta go, see yah when I see yah".
But too many Simps get stuck on stupid, give up some loot against there better judgment, and end up with a wack session they regret. Man, turn your punk ass around and leave, you fuckin it up for yourself and other cats. It is because these girls can count of a few Simps that they keep posting these fakes ass ads. PT Barnum says, There is a sucker born every minute.
Moral of the story, a true hobbyist finds a sucker to give him head, a Simp is the sucker who pays a ugly girl just because she cut and pasted some cute pictures and wrote a sexy ad. A Simp gets open on the ad, and does not know enough to about face and leave when the ad is fake. A Simp is afraid the provider is going to punk him out of his paper or send him to the emergency room. Come on son, man the fuck up. On some polite, no rah, rah shit, just make an excuse and leave. You will not be the first cat to leave, in fact, she is expecting your punk ass to leave and not come back. When you do not have the balls to leave, she knows you are a Simp and she gonna completely clown you, with the rush, the clock watching, don't do this-don't do that, that's extra, your time is up, you aint come yet, etc., etc. Do us all a favor and pass the shit test for once in your life.
Job well done JAY, I know it felt great bouncing and heading over to a plan B or plan C. Now if more cats do this, it will shut down the fraudsters who are scamming and eating off he plates of the providers who deserve the business.
[QUOTE=Smokey163;2752590]Hey fellow mongers, I,was reminiscing on connie and her service so I decided to hit her up and meet up for old time sake. I kinda hoped that, she would have straighten, up and did something about her recent decline in appearance. I get to her place and. Wow I was sadden on what I saw. Sloppy skinny and lost her butt. She looked like time and abuse caught up to her. To be honest she looked sick. And the smell was horrid. I couldn't go along with it. I had to go. She's a legend and provided memorable service in the past. But she has reached her end and show retire.[/QUOTE]When I went to see Connie a few months ago after not seeing her for a year in a half, I was amazed at how far she had fallin' off. I should have walked but since I have known her for years I stayed. Mistake. I told her I just wanted head. She was like you don't want to fuck? HELL NAH! I just wanted to get the hell out of there.
I don't see her posting ads anymore so I guess she gets of her business from some remaining regulars. I'm sure most newbies are walking with the quickness.
She still lives in Parkchester. The last time I saw her she took 10 off and It was ok. Opens the the door leads you to the room. Tv is on pound her lay their a few minutes and you leave. Thus was 2 years ago in the summer. I guess her hall of fame career is over.
Well Said!
[QUOTE=Whateva;2754013]Solider I salute you!
What ever happened to the fantasy of fucking a bad chick. Not an ungly, overweight, out of shapen, chicken head, attitude having over priced skank.
What ever happeded to trying to get with the baddest stripper in the club, not the dusty strippers.
Gentlemen, if you had an ugly jumpoff who had some good pussy, would you let her clown you and talk shit to you? NO.
So why do you allow ugly chicks to post fake ass ads, tell you lies over the phone, and when you get there Wanda from in Living Color is there, and Sha naynay from Martin is in the bathroom.
What kind of shit is that? "Well ma I congratulate you on posting a fly ass ad on CL or BP, but on some serious shit you aint getting no paper from me, not a gawd damn cent. Gotta go, see yah when I see yah".
But too many Simps get stuck on stupid, give up some loot against there better judgment, and end up with a wack session they regret. Man, turn your punk ass around and leave, you fuckin it up for yourself and other cats. It is because these girls can count of a few Simps that they keep posting these fakes ass ads. PT Barnum says, There is a sucker born every minute.
Moral of the story, a true hobbyist finds a sucker to give him head, a Simp is the sucker who pays a ugly girl just because she cut and pasted some cute pictures and wrote a sexy ad. A Simp gets open on the ad, and does not know enough to about face and leave when the ad is fake. A Simp is afraid the provider is going to punk him out of his paper or send him to the emergency room. Come on son, man the fuck up. On some polite, no rah, rah shit, just make an excuse and leave. You will not be the first cat to leave, in fact, she is expecting your punk ass to leave and not come back. When you do not have the balls to leave, she knows you are a Simp and she gonna completely clown you, with the rush, the clock watching, don't do this-don't do that, that's extra, your time is up, you aint come yet, etc., etc. Do us all a favor and pass the shit test for once in your life.
Job well done JAY, I know it felt great bouncing and heading over to a plan B or plan C. Now if more cats do this, it will shut down the fraudsters who are scamming and eating off he plates of the providers who deserve the business.[/QUOTE]
[URL]http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cas/5384803999.html[/URL]
Didn't take the plunge, says $ but no BBJ so I passed.
Inbox me if you want the number and pics, typical bx PR type looking.
Aahhhh slim chocolate, yah never know what yah going to git. Time to get my Forrest Gump on.
Saw the pic, googled the number and saw some more pics, and shorty has a nice sexy slim thick chocolate body on her.
Gave her a call, she sounded pleasant over the phone, she gives me the particulars and I am on my way.
I get to the block and call, she directs me further and I arrive discreetly and I like what I see and enter.
She had a massage table set up instead of a bed, yet that was not enough of a reason to leave a sexy young chocolate tenderoni who had zero attitude.
Took the hhr and had an unrushed, relaxing and soothing time with her. Sometimes the younger shapelier ones do not want to give a good session, they seem more focused on getting that paper while they are young. It was a breath of fresh air that she likes her job and seemed to go about it one client at a time. She did not answer the phone and she caters to your requests if you come correct and show respect.
The massage table was my only concern, if it was massage only it would have been cool, but I wanted some cowgirl and doggie and it was harder to get it poppin correctly.
She is not a PSE but a GND and should get better over time with more experience, so if you looking for a crazy session she is not the one. If you looking for a nice young lady with a tight body and cool vibe you should come horny and leave happy. Her post was on BP and she called backed whereas other girls I called did not.
So I found her ad on BP. I was in the neighborhood so I called. She told me where to go. Got there and she told me the address (171 and grand concourse). . I walk in the building (she does it out of her apartment) and she tells me on the 6th floor. Mind you it's a walk up so I get up there and I call. She opens the door. Nice body. She take her cloths off but leave on sports bra. Gives me CBJ for like 5 min. (Soso). Then she puts the lube on her and me. Doggy style on 1 of the 2 twin size beds in the living room and there deff was someone watching tv in the bedroom. This was around 130 am. So we doing doggy and I reach around to go under bra to feel tits but she wasnt having that. She had no movement. . Was wack. I just fucked her hard so I can bust and got out. Damage was. 50 but could of been better. Good luck 2 all.
[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/50-50-50-50-50specials-i-do-it-like-no-other-call-now/62784228[/URL]
Vanessa Hoover: went for $40 special, was worth it. Safe private location but she appears to travel. Wasn't dressed sexy but good value for the buck. May repeat.
Kali: read good reviews here and iffy ones on ter. Checked out for myself and got an iffy experience. Seemed like somebody was in next room, which was separated by a curtain. It started off well. She is tall thin, met me at door naked. The girl gives good head. Blew me for 10 minutes but can't take no dick. Got another 10 CBJ popped and will never go back. Damage was. 6.
Carmella; this Latina bbw was doing incall recently, usually works car dates I guess. Damage was. 40 and head (CBJ) was off the charts. Loud nasty sloppy, however I wanted it she provided. Will repeat.
Vanessa Hoover: went for $40 special, was worth it. Safe private location but she appears to travel. Wasn't dressed sexy but good value for the buck. May repeat.
Kali: read good reviews here and iffy ones on ter. Checked out for myself and got an iffy experience. Seemed like somebody was in next room, which was separated by a curtain. It started off well. She is tall thin, met me at door naked. The girl gives good head. Blew me for 10 minutes but can't take no dick. Got another 10 CBJ popped and will never go back. Damage was. 6.
Carmella; this Latina bbw was doing incall recently, usually works car dates I guess. Damage was. 40 and head (CBJ) was off the charts. Loud nasty sloppy, however I wanted it she provided. Will repeat.
[QUOTE=Whateva;2750447]Read a report in another section and decided to give them a try when I had some free time and would be in their area.
Last week I called to set up a visit, was given the rate, the location and the choice of either one of the ladies or both together.
I though I would decide on that when I got there and saw them in the flesh.
Got near and called and was given further instruction, got there and liked what I saw. Two MILFs or GILFs who were Dominican, one was about 5'5" and medium-that was Valery, the other was 5'2" with plump C sups or maybe D cupss and a phat ass for her age. Made me realize I have to start spitting game to these older women on the streets, I mean she was holdinig like a young ass BBW, made me say DAMN, age aint nothing but a number.
Special was two ladies with BBJ for twenty minutes for a reasonable amount of flowers. The location is in the ad, got there by train and bus. The location is huge, clean, discrete and private. The independent ladies handle themselves well and I was satisfied. The highlights were tit sucking and doggie with Lucy. Damn she got a phat ass. Going to find me a MILF or GILF real soon, super market, laundramat, library, malls, here I come LOL. Valery was kissing, nibbling, licking, attention to the boys.
Had a great time and loved their setup and donation, will be back. Ad easy to find on BP Bronx.[/QUOTE]I called and text them a few times at night and they never pick up. Got a text at 9 am that they were open at 9:30 am. Figured thejmongering gods were smiling down on me and dropped everything. Text when enroute and arrive at 10 am. Although early I grabbed a little vodka and swigged it down ready to have a good time. I text I am here and get text back to call. I call and I can barely understand what the valery or lucy is saying. I'm like wait, can you say that again please, and the line goes dead. Call back, vmail. Wait figuring maybe some other monger arrived for 15 min. No response to calls or text. Wait another 30 min and start kicking myself for violating my own rule and not having a backup plan. Sit there with a hard dick and slightly tipsy on the corner and they never respond. Maybe I spooked them. The happy ending is I called BBW Vanessa who I used to see pretty regularly a few years back (she was actually my all time fav, we had enthusiastic sessions it was like banging my girl). I have seen her a few times since she is back, she is less enthusiastic but still nice quick CBJ and pound out a bbw sessions.
[QUOTE=Headhunter718;2759611]Vanessa Hoover: went for $40 special, was worth it. Safe private location but she appears to travel. Wasn't dressed sexy but good value for the buck. May repeat.
Kali: read good reviews here and iffy ones on ter. Checked out for myself and got an iffy experience. Seemed like somebody was in next room, which was separated by a curtain. It started off well. She is tall thin, met me at door naked. The girl gives good head. Blew me for 10 minutes but can't take no dick. Got another 10 CBJ popped and will never go back. Damage was. 6.
Carmella; this Latina bbw was doing incall recently, usually works car dates I guess. Damage was. 40 and head (CBJ) was off the charts. Loud nasty sloppy, however I wanted it she provided. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]Just curious, I used to see her in the bronx fast house for $40 for 15 min of CBJ and F / S.
How can I find this ad on BP been looking can't find shit LOL.
[QUOTE=DaFirewithin;2760103]I called and text them a few times at night and they never pick up. Got a text at 9 am that they were open at 9:30 am. Figured thejmongering gods were smiling down on me and dropped everything. Text when enroute and arrive at 10 am. Although early I grabbed a little vodka and swigged it down ready to have a good time. I text I am here and get text back to call. I call and I can barely understand what the valery or lucy is saying. I'm like wait, can you say that again please, and the line goes dead. Call back, vmail. Wait figuring maybe some other monger arrived for 15 min. No response to calls or text. Wait another 30 min and start kicking myself for violating my own rule and not having a backup plan. Sit there with a hard dick and slightly tipsy on the corner and they never respond. Maybe I spooked them. The happy ending is I called BBW Vanessa who I used to see pretty regularly a few years back (she was actually my all time fav, we had enthusiastic sessions it was like banging my girl). I have seen her a few times since she is back, she is less enthusiastic but still nice quick CBJ and pound out a bbw sessions.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DaFirewithin;2760114]Just curious, I used to see her in the bronx fast house for $40 for 15 min of CBJ and F / S.[/QUOTE]Not sure which 40 your talking about, but either way I don't know Bc Only wanted top from both to judge their self proclaimed brain surgeon status. Both get high scores but Carmella's head is better.
[QUOTE=NycbpAddict;2733303]Is this a catfish? Or the real deal?
[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/smoking-hot-top-notch-companion/68716678[/URL][/QUOTE]Definitely fake she stole this from a ****** page man, I follow the girl's ****** page and she doesn't even live in NY.
I'm not so new been doing this for a year now and been using this site to cross refrence a girls actuality so I figured why don't I just post my finding when I toft so here it is.
So I tried this bbw up on burnside was pretty simple I called she gave me her rates and she texted me her address I get there decent apartment building so she told me 2:30 I arrive 2:20 cause I'm over punctual and I text her letting her know I was there and she said give her a min so I did cause I'm early then she texts me the floor so I go up and for the next 40 min she kept me waiting on tht floor and back and fourth calls so I'm about to leave then she opens the door place was kinda sketchy it seemed pretty abandoned and a tad dirty wlking in there were two huge as shit dogs and she took me to the bedroom filled with drawings but GODDAM the ass was fat standered CBJ she made sure ik extra were extra and doggie and misionary and tht ass keep jiggling up and down and she pushed againt it at times I pop and tht was tht damage was 6 the pictue in her ad don't do much but if you look her up on list crawler you can see all her pics.
[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/bbw-4060100-young-sexy-cool-fetish-queen/69650032[/URL]
I also tried Valery and Lucy which I noticed is being tlked about more and more so here's my two cents.
I called they gave me rates I agreed adressed is texted thisbis when they were in the grandcouncourse if I'm not mistaken they moved anyhow got there the double checked me if I'm a cop I guess cause of the beard and off we go started with the skiny sorry forgot there names individually and the bbw was touching and licking me and holding me down and etc that lasted about 10 min 5 CBJ and then cowgirl then the bbw gave me CBJ and we went doggie it was for a while cause she seemed surprised I wasnt cummig but they are clock watchers in a sense cause the skiny one kept saying your hlf hour almost done come on cum finish it in a suductive tone tho then pop but the problem came when I tried to leave the person collecting rent was coming around had to wait 20 min watching there tv then to leave everyone came out and was asking questions so I knew it wasnt a cdp and they made some bs and I bounced damage was 8.
[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/40hoy-dominicanas-valery-and-lucy-daddy-incall-9292506374/61975005[/URL]
Finally I went for another bbw tht was hosting at a hotel by yankee stadium cause I was getting frustrated with apartments so standered call for info agree she sends adre via text and I get there 10 min early and waitied outside cause wasnt sure if the hotel would ask wht I'm doing just waiting and etc so called and back and fourth I ended up waiting for 30 min she texted me her room and off I go apparently you can just wlk in and go anywhere as long as you uk look like you know where your going and your supposed to be there got to the hotel room nice and she gave me CBJ then doggie now this one was intresting cause she was moaning alot during doggie and she had a fatty and when I pop she told me I can go again and have one more pop don't know if thts standered or not but was in a rush and definitely not a clock watcher damage was 4.
[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/day-and-night-specials/65012687[/URL]
I'm not so new been doing this for a year now and been using this site to cross refrence a girls actuality so I figured why don't I just post my finding when I toft so here it is.
So I tried this bbw up on burnside was pretty simple I called she gave me her rates and she texted me her address I get there decent apartment building so she told me 2:30 I arrive 2:20 cause I'm over punctual and I text her letting her know I was there and she said give her a min so I did cause I'm early then she texts me the floor so I go up and for the next 40 min she kept me waiting on tht floor and back and fourth calls so I'm about to leave then she opens the door place was kinda sketchy it seemed pretty abandoned and a tad dirty wlking in there were two huge as shit dogs and she took me to the bedroom filled with drawings but GODDAM the ass was fat standered CBJ she made sure ik extra were extra and doggie and misionary and tht ass keep jiggling up and down and she pushed againt it at times I pop and tht was tht damage was 6 the pictue in her ad don't do much but if you look her up on list crawler you can see all her pics and she's slightly a clock watcher.
[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/bbw-4060100-young-sexy-cool-fetish-queen/69650032[/URL]
I also tried Valery and Lucy which I noticed is being tlked about more and more so here's my two cents.
I called they gave me rates I agreed adressed is texted thisbis when they were in the grandcouncourse if I'm not mistaken they moved anyhow got there the double checked me if I'm a cop I guess cause of the beard and off we go started with the skiny sorry forgot there names individually and the bbw was touching and licking me and holding me down and etc that lasted about 10 min 5 CBJ and then cowgirl then the bbw gave me CBJ and we went doggie it was for a while cause she seemed surprised I wasnt cummig but they are clock watchers in a sense cause the skiny one kept saying your hlf hour almost done come on cum finish it in a suductive tone tho then pop but the problem came when I tried to leave the person collecting rent was coming around had to wait 20 min watching there tv then to leave everyone came out and was asking questions so I knew it wasnt a cdp and they made some bs and I bounced damage was 8.
[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/40hoy-dominicanas-valery-and-lucy-daddy-incall-9292506374/61975005[/URL]
Finally I went for another bbw tht was hosting at a hotel by yankee stadium cause I was getting frustrated with apartments so standered call for info agree she sends adre via text and I get there 10 min early and waitied outside cause wasnt sure if the hotel would ask wht I'm doing just waiting and etc so called and back and fourth I ended up waiting for 30 min she texted me her room and off I go apparently you can just wlk in and go anywhere as long as you uk look like you know where your going and your supposed to be there got to the hotel room nice and she gave me CBJ then doggie now this one was intresting cause she was moaning alot during doggie and she had a fatty and when I pop she told me I can go again and have one more pop don't know if thts standered or not but was in a rush and definitely not a clock watcher damage was 4.
[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/day-and-night-specials/65012687[/URL]
[QUOTE=DJones149;2755032]Well Said![/QUOTE]Good to see some real Muthaf*s on this site. Went through this recently, some chick (s) advertising $40 specials in West Farms Section of BX. Went to the spot, wasn't feeling it at all. Mad noise from a room with a few dudes in it.
Mattress on the floor. Two young chicks, not that great looking, and a "madam" that collects money. Ok, so the girl comes down and gets me, not great looking, but fuckable. I said, whatever, it's only $40.
Get upstairs, mad loud music, hear mad dudes in a room, and the "madam" comes out (she looked better than the two other young ones), and asked "which one you want", I choose one. And she then says "that's $60".
I said, the ad states $40, she says "that's the special for 10 minutes". I said "I'm good", so this broad says "you're good because you're broke". Now, I'm an educated corporate Negro, but sometimes all that weed I smoked back in the late 80's, and 90's fuck's with my head.
So, I had to get hood on her and pulled out a sandwich hood knot. Wrapped in rubber band and all that. I usually throw all my ones and fives in a cigar box during the week (habit from my days running the streets of Harlem). So, if.
I haven't touched it in two weeks, it can be damn near 200 singles and about 50 fives. Money for gas, lottery, etc. I had to pull that shit out on this broad with my basic twenties on top, and say "NEVER THAT".
Explained to her that I wouldn't spend my money in a restaurant that wasn't up to my standards, and not spending money in this spot. You got a mattress on the floor, two wack chics, and mad dudes in a room smoking. PEACE. And bounced.
[QUOTE=Deep2111;2761771]Good to see some real Muthaf*s on this site. Went through this recently, some chick (s) advertising $40 specials in West Farms Section of BX. Went to the spot, wasn't feeling it at all. Mad noise from a room with a few dudes in it.
Mattress on the floor. Two young chicks, not that great looking, and a "madam" that collects money. Ok, so the girl comes down and gets me, not great looking, but fuckable. I said, whatever, it's only $40.
Get upstairs, mad loud music, hear mad dudes in a room, and the "madam" comes out (she looked better than the two other young ones), and asked "which one you want", I choose one. And she then says "that's $60".
I said, the ad states $40, she says "that's the special for 10 minutes". I said "I'm good", so this broad says "you're good because you're broke". Now, I'm an educated corporate Negro, but sometimes all that weed I smoked back in the late 80's, and 90's fuck's with my head.
So, I had to get hood on her and pulled out a sandwich hood knot. Wrapped in rubber band and all that. I usually throw all my ones and fives in a cigar box during the week (habit from my days running the streets of Harlem). So, if.
I haven't touched it in two weeks, it can be damn near 200 singles and about 50 fives. Money for gas, lottery, etc. I had to pull that shit out on this broad with my basic twenties on top, and say "NEVER THAT".
Explained to her that I wouldn't spend my money in a restaurant that wasn't up to my standards, and not spending money in this spot. You got a mattress on the floor, two wack chics, and mad dudes in a room smoking. PEACE. And bounced.[/QUOTE]Lmao good stff. The audactiy of a chick that does "things for money" to call somebody broke. Hilarious. The chick that called you broke proabably doesn't even have a bank account.
Exactly get what you want. Its a man's world. Grow the business and put the ratchet ones out of business.
[QUOTE=Deep2111;2761771]Good to see some real Muthaf*s on this site. Went through this recently, some chick (s) advertising $40 specials in West Farms Section of BX. Went to the spot, wasn't feeling it at all. Mad noise from a room with a few dudes in it.
Mattress on the floor. Two young chicks, not that great looking, and a "madam" that collects money. Ok, so the girl comes down and gets me, not great looking, but fuckable. I said, whatever, it's only $40.
Get upstairs, mad loud music, hear mad dudes in a room, and the "madam" comes out (she looked better than the two other young ones), and asked "which one you want", I choose one. And she then says "that's $60".
I said, the ad states $40, she says "that's the special for 10 minutes". I said "I'm good", so this broad says "you're good because you're broke". Now, I'm an educated corporate Negro, but sometimes all that weed I smoked back in the late 80's, and 90's fuck's with my head.
So, I had to get hood on her and pulled out a sandwich hood knot. Wrapped in rubber band and all that. I usually throw all my ones and fives in a cigar box during the week (habit from my days running the streets of Harlem). So, if.
I haven't touched it in two weeks, it can be damn near 200 singles and about 50 fives. Money for gas, lottery, etc. I had to pull that shit out on this broad with my basic twenties on top, and say "NEVER THAT".
Explained to her that I wouldn't spend my money in a restaurant that wasn't up to my standards, and not spending money in this spot. You got a mattress on the floor, two wack chics, and mad dudes in a room smoking. PEACE. And bounced.[/QUOTE]I salute another real ass soldier in the game, give this man another stripe or two.
SHIT TEST Number 1.
Which one your want? That will be $60. Reply, The ad states $40.
SHIT TEST Number 2.
That's the ten minute special. $40 for 10 minutes is $240 an hour, was Wanda and Shanaynay worth that? Hell nah. Reply, I'm good.
SHIT TEST Number 3.
You're good because you're broke. REALLY, rejecting your $20 upsell means I am broke. Reply, Pulls out the sandwich hood knot. I know this brother has his hood pass in tact. Reply, Never that.
Dudes in the next room smoking, a choice of average at best girls, and a mattress on the floor, and this girl is talking all that good rah rah shit, trying to catch a brother slipping on some Simp Ass shit.
I don't think so.
Well played, Simps pay attention, this is some easy shit as long as your scrotum aint empty.
Trust me, she still catching a few Simps, don't let it be you.
Good to see real muthafuckers on the board.
[QUOTE=Deep2111;2761771]Good to see some real Muthaf*s on this site. Went through this recently, some chick (s) advertising $40 specials in West Farms Section of BX. Went to the spot, wasn't feeling it at all. Mad noise from a room with a few dudes in it.
Mattress on the floor. Two young chicks, not that great looking, and a "madam" that collects money. Ok, so the girl comes down and gets me, not great looking, but fuckable. I said, whatever, it's only $40.
Get upstairs, mad loud music, hear mad dudes in a room, and the "madam" comes out (she looked better than the two other young ones), and asked "which one you want", I choose one. And she then says "that's $60".
I said, the ad states $40, she says "that's the special for 10 minutes". I said "I'm good", so this broad says "you're good because you're broke". Now, I'm an educated corporate Negro, but sometimes all that weed I smoked back in the late 80's, and 90's fuck's with my head.
So, I had to get hood on her and pulled out a sandwich hood knot. Wrapped in rubber band and all that. I usually throw all my ones and fives in a cigar box during the week (habit from my days running the streets of Harlem). So, if.
I haven't touched it in two weeks, it can be damn near 200 singles and about 50 fives. Money for gas, lottery, etc. I had to pull that shit out on this broad with my basic twenties on top, and say "NEVER THAT".
Explained to her that I wouldn't spend my money in a restaurant that wasn't up to my standards, and not spending money in this spot. You got a mattress on the floor, two wack chics, and mad dudes in a room smoking. PEACE. And bounced.[/QUOTE]Nice story, I love hearing shyt like this.
I don't know what some of this hoes are smoking but they must be getting dumb ninjas who pay that's why they can do this shit.
If all mongers walked out you would think they would figure out that shit don't work, but obviously ninjas go stupid when it comes to pussy.
[QUOTE=BxhhAnalysis;2761333]
I also tried Valery and Lucy which I noticed is being tlked about more and more so here's my two cents.
I called they gave me rates I agreed adressed is texted thisbis when they were in the grandcouncourse if I'm not mistaken they moved anyhow got there the double checked me if I'm a cop I guess cause of the beard and off we go started with the skiny sorry forgot there names individually and the bbw was touching and licking me and holding me down and etc that lasted about 10 min 5 CBJ and then cowgirl then the bbw gave me CBJ and we went doggie it was for a while cause she seemed surprised I wasnt cummig but they are clock watchers in a sense cause the skiny one kept saying your hlf hour almost done come on cum finish it in a suductive tone tho then pop but the problem came when I tried to leave the person collecting rent was coming around had to wait 20 min watching there tv then to leave everyone came out and was asking questions so I knew it wasnt a cdp and they made some bs and I bounced damage was 8.
[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/40hoy-dominicanas-valery-and-lucy-daddy-incall-9292506374/61975005[/URL]
[/QUOTE]LOL, DaFuq? First they are clock watchers and then won't let you leave, I woulda definitely make them give me extra head or something. For 20 minutes the clock should be going backwards or you need to start getting money back, LOL.
Best story of the day, you a nicer guy than me I would bounced if someone wasn't giving me any head, I hope they remember you for this.
[QUOTE=Whateva;2763493]I salute another real ass soldier in the game, give this man another stripe or two.
SHIT TEST Number 1.
Which one your want? That will be $60. Reply, The ad states $40.
SHIT TEST Number 2.
That's the ten minute special. $40 for 10 minutes is $240 an hour, was Wanda and Shanaynay worth that? Hell nah. Reply, I'm good.
SHIT TEST Number 3.
You're good because you're broke. REALLY, rejecting your $20 upsell means I am broke. Reply, Pulls out the sandwich hood knot. I know this brother has his hood pass in tact. Reply, Never that.
Dudes in the next room smoking, a choice of average at best girls, and a mattress on the floor, and this girl is talking all that good rah rah shit, trying to catch a brother slipping on some Simp Ass shit.
I don't think so.
Well played, Simps pay attention, this is some easy shit as long as your scrotum aint empty.
Trust me, she still catching a few Simps, don't let it be you.
Good to see real muthafuckers on the board.[/QUOTE]Dude, these broads think we in this game because we can't get pussy. I've heard the "you the one got to buy pussy" line too many times to count. Shows how dumb these broads are. A man in a relationship or married spends way more money on their girl than we do on these birds. I took a colleague of mine out to lunch for her birthday to Capital Grille, and spent $125, and I ain't getting no pussy from her.
I have a beautiful professional woman, as I'm sure many of the mongers on here have, but sometimes, you want to bang and bounce without the bullshit, and we all love variety. I've walked on chicks, hung up the phone if I sense attitude.
I don't play with these birds.
Exactly these girls are here to pleasure us and fulfill our fantasties.
[QUOTE=JayPlay42;2764316]
Best story of the day, you a nicer guy than me I would bounced if someone wasn't giving me any head, I hope they remember you for this.[/QUOTE]Yeah, yeah.
Just saying.
Sometimes I stay and tear and beat you that pussy.
Nothing wrong with all that moaning and later phone stalking ' hun am working today" LOL!
But.
Still losing though, doing some lazy ass pimp's job.
Smh!
[QUOTE=Deep2111;2764344]Dude, these broads think we in this game because we can't get pussy. I've heard the "you the one got to buy pussy" line too many times to count. Shows how dumb these broads are. A man in a relationship or married spends way more money on their girl than we do on these birds. I took a colleague of mine out to lunch for her birthday to Capital Grille, and spent $125, and I ain't getting no pussy from her.
I have a beautiful professional woman, as I'm sure many of the mongers on here have, but sometimes, you want to bang and bounce without the bullshit, and we all love variety. I've walked on chicks, hung up the phone if I sense attitude.
I don't play with these birds.[/QUOTE]I have my wife she is also a professional young women and I love her but, I like variety as well. Having a side chick is too risky and time consuming. Seeing this birds minimize the risk of my wife finding out while I enjoy variety and save time. (Sorry for the grammar English is my second language).
Was looking for some big booty providers and decided to scroll CL and BP for some new talent or proven talent in that department.
Add did not load up...first three digits 678
Came across this ad and decided to call, she sounded decent over the phone and I headed over after getting the location.
I get there and she says to meet her at the building. She is located near 180 in a multi unit walkup. She opens the door and she is tall about 5'8" with a phat ass and slim waist and the cups.
She struck me as a big booty nerdy type of chick, not a fast street wise girl, a seductress, or sexual siren that knows all of her super powers that come with having a 50 inch ass.
The location was a bedroom, with a mattress on the floor and a bunk bed, a few folks in the living room, but the small room was private. The location was definitely hood all the way. Normally, I would have bounced up out of there, but I was stuck on the 50 inch phat ass and my curiosity already went 0 to 100 real quick. If I am going to catch a bad appointment pursuing a 50 inch phat ass then so be it. In my dream, I took the short and let her audition on the microphone and she was a pretty good amateur singer, no rush and took her time, she enjoys her job for sure. Had to get that K9 visual so I asked her to get on all fours and she did. It was quite a site to see. Those cheeks are so large and thick it looked like two loaves of bread pressed together. I had to open those cheeks to see deep in the crevice, she was wet, bald and pink. But it was hard to line up correctly and get the right angle to get my stroke on. From here on out I need a bed, big booty or not. Did what I could, let off some stream and left after chatting for a bit. I would need to stand up and have her in K9 at the edge of the bed to get my superman on. I asked if she does outs, she says no. Kneeling on a mattress took all the momentum out of the meeting. Even a couch would have been better. The donation was easy on the pocket and made it easy to roll the dice.
A big booty TOFTT, YMMV.
[QUOTE=Whateva;2769489]Was looking for some big booty providers and decided to scroll CL and BP for some new talent or proven talent in that department.
Add did not load up...first three digits 678
Came across this ad and decided to call, she sounded decent over the phone and I headed over after getting the location.
I get there and she says to meet her at the building. She is located near 180 in a multi unit walkup. She opens the door and she is tall about 5'8" with a phat ass and slim waist and the cups.
She struck me as a big booty nerdy type of chick, not a fast street wise girl, a seductress, or sexual siren that knows all of her super powers that come with having a 50 inch ass.
The location was a bedroom, with a mattress on the floor and a bunk bed, a few folks in the living room, but the small room was private. The location was definitely hood all the way. Normally, I would have bounced up out of there, but I was stuck on the 50 inch phat ass and my curiosity already went 0 to 100 real quick. If I am going to catch a bad appointment pursuing a 50 inch phat ass then so be it. In my dream, I took the short and let her audition on the microphone and she was a pretty good amateur singer, no rush and took her time, she enjoys her job for sure. Had to get that K9 visual so I asked her to get on all fours and she did. It was quite a site to see. Those cheeks are so large and thick it looked like two loaves of bread pressed together. I had to open those cheeks to see deep in the crevice, she was wet, bald and pink. But it was hard to line up correctly and get the right angle to get my stroke on. From here on out I need a bed, big booty or not. Did what I could, let off some stream and left after chatting for a bit. I would need to stand up and have her in K9 at the edge of the bed to get my superman on. I asked if she does outs, she says no. Kneeling on a mattress took all the momentum out of the meeting. Even a couch would have been better. The donation was easy on the pocket and made it easy to roll the dice.
A big booty TOFTT, YMMV.[/QUOTE]Legit 50 inch big ass? She doesn't look that thick in her ad. You have me tempted!
[QUOTE=Whateva;2769489]Was looking for some big booty providers and decided to scroll CL and BP for some new talent or proven talent in that department.
Add did not load up...first three digits 678
Came across this ad and decided to call, she sounded decent over the phone and I headed over after getting the location.
I get there and she says to meet her at the building. She is located near 180 in a multi unit walkup. She opens the door and she is tall about 5'8" with a phat ass and slim waist and the cups.
She struck me as a big booty nerdy type of chick, not a fast street wise girl, a seductress, or sexual siren that knows all of her super powers that come with having a 50 inch ass.
The location was a bedroom, with a mattress on the floor and a bunk bed, a few folks in the living room, but the small room was private. The location was definitely hood all the way. Normally, I would have bounced up out of there, but I was stuck on the 50 inch phat ass and my curiosity already went 0 to 100 real quick. If I am going to catch a bad appointment pursuing a 50 inch phat ass then so be it. In my dream, I took the short and let her audition on the microphone and she was a pretty good amateur singer, no rush and took her time, she enjoys her job for sure. Had to get that K9 visual so I asked her to get on all fours and she did. It was quite a site to see. Those cheeks are so large and thick it looked like two loaves of bread pressed together. I had to open those cheeks to see deep in the crevice, she was wet, bald and pink. But it was hard to line up correctly and get the right angle to get my stroke on. From here on out I need a bed, big booty or not. Did what I could, let off some stream and left after chatting for a bit. I would need to stand up and have her in K9 at the edge of the bed to get my superman on. I asked if she does outs, she says no. Kneeling on a mattress took all the momentum out of the meeting. Even a couch would have been better. The donation was easy on the pocket and made it easy to roll the dice.
A big booty TOFTT, YMMV.[/QUOTE]Dam I hate floor beds. Especially with all that potential. I would had to put her on that Bunk Bed and get my K9 on LOL.
[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/50-special-tight-and-sweet-cassie-best-here/70512312[/URL]
I read ni reviews of her and I google her number the escort police bulshit comes out man has anyone see her give me info deff need to get at her skon.
Been a little while since I posted a review been doing a bit of traveling.
But here's one of the gems I have for you guys interested in big butts, good headgame:
[URL]http://blackdynomite.com.newyork.hoxnif.com/post/11808536/Bronx[/URL]
If memory serves me right she works out of her own apartment on 174th street can't remember which block. Just hit her up, she's legit. I've seen her twice and idk if it's because she's attracted to me but we've fucked like crazy each time.
The first time I saw her I just wanted to get head. But she answered the door in these pink shorts that went into the crack of her ass that just made me go crazy. She has an awesome head game and isn't afraid to lick the balls if she likes you. She was sucking me off so well I decided to take the plunge and smash. Head was 60 $ I believe and a half was 75, the head was so good I just came out of my pocket midway while she was sucking. She got doggy on her couch and I grabbed that huge ass and jammed inside. Heaven. She also talks dirty to which I love. She's sort of a hood rat, but in a freaky sexy way which makes it cool.
The second time I smashed was around Halloween. She was cleaning up the crib a bit and drinking. I get there and she was horny as hell. She tells me she had just popped a Molly and offers me a bottle of Bacardi. I take a swig and we get into it. She starts sucking my balls and cock so well, then she puts on the condom. I start off doggy style and she's saying shit like "fuck that big ass" while I'm pounding her. She flips over and we do it missionary, I throw her legs on my shoulders and pound away. She pushes me off and squirts all over the couch then immediately turns around doggy and tells me to pound her out until I nut. I do and she nuts all on my dick before I bust a huge nut in the rubber. I paid for an hour session so after she gets up, hits the shower to get ready before our next sess.
Haven't seen her in a little while but if you're into big booty dark skin hood pussy then she's golden. A freak all the way.
[QUOTE=JjayBoy;2769516]Legit 50 inch big ass? She doesn't look that thick in her ad. You have me tempted![/QUOTE]She is one of those tall girls with a pear shape, all of a sudden hips and ass all over the place and big ass titties too.
[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/2latinas-hot-hot-hot-special-40-only-in-call/66878457[/URL]
So is this the Bronx cdp?
[QUOTE=Steez126;2773376][URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/2latinas-hot-hot-hot-special-40-only-in-call/66878457[/URL]
So is this the Bronx cdp?[/QUOTE]That's one of them. I've been there a few times. Basic CDP service.
A while back someone had asked about this trick.
[URL]http://newyork.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/young-fun-german-girl-looking-to-have-fun/58863425[/URL]
Within a couple of months, we were texting back and forth on meeting up. It never worked out cause I didn't want to go over. 6. I guess it was a slow time for her cause she finally excepted my offer. When I got to her building, I called to let her know I was parking. In her voice, I picked up she was a little agitated. Though that's a sign to cancel, I went anyway. Got in her apartment. She's the one in the pics. She was wearing a long shirt and over sized sweat pants. I sat at her kitchen table and made small talk. She complained about her neighbor, things going on in her life and about her child. I told her she sounds like a black girl over the phone. She says she hears that all the time. Trying to get what I came for, I told her I have the. 6 we agreed on. She didn't look to happy, but like I said, it must have been a slow night. We walk over to the bed that's in the living room. I asked her if she can put a sheet on the bed, which she did.
I get undress down to the socks while she takes off her sweats. She's a little bit bigger in person than in her photos. She started with a lame CBJ. Once I was up, she laid back and I got on top of her. I had to ask her to lift her shirt so I can see her chest. Banged it till I came. The whole time she had her eyes closed. She asked me if I came, I told her I did. She then jumped up and she that she don't want to cum. I asked her why, she said she doesn't like to cum. Never heard that one before. Got dressed and bounced.
I give the experience with her a 5.
I don't know if I could recommend her and I don't know if I would repeat.
Anybody got any info on rumpalicious? Or any good service in the bx links come in clutch.