Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=Admin2; 1777315]So I just had a somewhat frustrating session with a newish provider here.

[url]http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Derek_15-5878-2687_11898.htm[/url]

Yeah she's really hot. Here's the weird part, after a really nice humjob we went to doggie, then after a couple mins flipped to mish. Once we got into mish she insisted on keeping her hand between us trying to keep the condom from slipping off she said which really limited my range of motion. I solved the problem by flipping her back to doggie, where she was content to not reach behind and try and keep the condom on thereby allowing me a greater range of motion and problem solved.

Afterwards I was talking to her and she insisted that a condom was MUCH more likely to slip off doing mish. This just struck me as crazy talk.

I'm mostly interested in provider thoughts here, but all are welcomed to join in.

Thoughts?[/QUOTE]Crazy talk.

She's paranoid.

NO more or less likely to slip off in most normal positions.

Probably more likely to break.

Or she has been having sex with guys who are too small for condoms.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1777062]He called me a fag. There will be more of this. There are even people that used to be SR's that now have different titles.[/QUOTE]I also told U to fuck off, but U refuse to post that, or ban me, pussy. Let's see if U have the balls to post this

[blue]For the literate among us; I also told you to fuck off, but you refused to post that, or ban me, you pussy. Let's see if you have the balls to post this.[/blue]

[QUOTE=Bigg Dawgg;1777399]I also told U to fuck off, but U refuse to post that, or ban me, pussy. Let's see if U have the balls to post this[/QUOTE]I allow nearly anything in this thread. Especially posts that prove why I changed your title to douchebag.

Why in the world would I ban you? You provide me with comic relief.

Quick poll, is this guy aptly named or no? If the votes go against me I'll change it back.

A2

[QUOTE=Dweezil; 1777374]This could be fun. If it's not spoken for, could I get something like "Ruler of the Known World" or "The Amazing One". You know. Something descriptive. It could also be something more fictional like "Eleven Incher" or "Super Stud".

I'm just saying this new capability that you've been hiding from us could be great.[/QUOTE]Jax wants me to increase revenue for the site, would anybody pay for a custom title? Call it U$S 100 a year, no fucking Pesos. Think of it like a vanity plate. I would reserve some for admin purposes though. Douchbag, troll, asshole, fucktard ECT.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1777489]Jax wants me to increase revenue for the site, would anybody pay for a custom title? Call it U$S 100 a year, no fucking Pesos. Think of it like a vanity plate. I would reserve some for admin purposes though. Douchbag, troll, asshole, fucktard ECT.[/QUOTE]Question, can we non self important viewers, with limited replies to the usual suspects on here, as we watch all of this excellent drama unfold, those chosen few, telling all of us, that are busy fucking, all of the available providers on here, have a vote in the titles of King Douchbag, Fucktard? I know you are the Emperor Almighty, but it would be a worthy crown, with a majority vote? Maybe?

[blue]I would be Renfrow, Jax would be Emperor Almighty. If I ever throw it to a vote, as always anybody could vote, even the douchebags.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=Admin2; 1777315]So I just had a somewhat frustrating session with a newish provider here.

[url]http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Derek_15-5878-2687_11898.htm[/url]

Yeah she's really hot. Here's the weird part, after a really nice humjob we went to doggie, then after a couple mins flipped to mish. Once we got into mish she insisted on keeping her hand between us trying to keep the condom from slipping off she said which really limited my range of motion. I solved the problem by flipping her back to doggie, where she was content to not reach behind and try and keep the condom on thereby allowing me a greater range of motion and problem solved.

Afterwards I was talking to her and she insisted that a condom was MUCH more likely to slip off doing mish. This just struck me as crazy talk.

I'm mostly interested in provider thoughts here, but all are welcomed to join in.

Thoughts?[/QUOTE]Well I'm not sure how her muscle control is down their but as a provider whos been doing keegles for numbers of years I sometimes get so into it and grip my muscles around my dates member that I have pulled it right off honest truth ya I can contract my muscles at any strength and speed I so choose. Sometimes it does happen but I have also heard of girls holding the penis and rubbing so the guy gets off faster just my thoughts though

[QUOTE=Admin2;1777489]Jax wants me to increase revenue for the site, would anybody pay for a custom title? Call it U$S 100 a year, no fucking Pesos. Think of it like a vanity plate. I would reserve some for admin purposes though. Douchbag, troll, asshole, fucktard ECT.[/QUOTE]How about anustart? Is that up for grabs? I called it first so "go cry in your pie". LOL. Sorry, sorry, probably doesn't make any sense to the people who have not kept up with season 4 of Arrested Development. If I use up this user name and I need "A new start" that's what I'm going to use. I know, I know I'm not suppose to be posting when I've been drinking but I can't help it. Good lord A2 I need to log off. I'm tempted to bring up the one handed prostitute. After reading your post about Derek (Nice name for an escort by the way) it just popped into my mind. That story is so funny but you really need the visual to tell it right.

Hey Bigg Dawgg. Double G, double G. Your so gangster you did it twice. I see what you did there. Now are you ggonna sit there and bark all day little doggie or are you ggonna bite?

[QUOTE=SilkyWetness;1777529]Well I'm not sure how her muscle control is down their but as a provider whos been doing keegles for numbers of years I sometimes get so into it and grip my muscles around my dates member that I have pulled it right off honest truth ya I can contract my muscles at any strength and speed I so choose. Sometimes it does happen but I have also heard of girls holding the penis and rubbing so the guy gets off faster just my thoughts though[/QUOTE]I'm sending plane tickets to you, Molly and Dawn. It will be Spinner Week at the Mansion!

DIBS on my handle status to 'A2's wife, dirty ****, sex toy, etc.

Spinner's Week at the Monger Mansion! We are there.

It's about time for another provider picnic with all my fine, top-of-the-line ladies from Cincinnati. I'm sure everyone knows who is and who is not on our 'provider picnic list'. So let's have another picnic before I leave again for the east coast!

Kisses,

Molly.

AKA A2's secret sex slave

[QUOTE=MollyDaniels; 1777817]DIBS on my handle status to 'A2's wife, dirty, sex toy, etc.

Spinner's Week at the Monger Mansion! We are there.

It's about time for another provider picnic with all my fine, top-of-the-line ladies from Cincinnati. I'm sure everyone knows who is and who is not on our 'provider picnic list'. So let's have another picnic before I leave again for the east coast!

Kisses,

Molly.

AKA A2's secret sex slave[/QUOTE]For a hot spinner that understands dirty little ***** really is a term of endearment!

Hugs baby

[QUOTE=NewToTheGame9; 1778183]I have been in LPH a bunch of times but do not rememnber a Stephanie. If you can share digits that would be appreciated.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Guys don't give newtothegame9 any info read his forum post he is new to about 5 different cities always asking for info never giving any he just moved to Detroit last week Philly before that Dayton the list goes on. I'm telling you guys read his forum post this guy smells like trouble.

[QUOTE=HuntLadys29;1778322]Guys don't give newtothegame9 any info read his forum post he is new to about 5 different cities always asking for info never giving any he just moved to Detroit last week Philly before that Dayton the list goes on. I'm telling you guys read his forum post this guy smells like trouble.[/QUOTE]Listen I live in Cincy I have been doing a bunch of traveling I do not need your information get a life clown

[QUOTE=HuntLadys29;1778322]Guys don't give newtothegame9 any info read his forum post he is new to about 5 different cities always asking for info never giving any he just moved to Detroit last week Philly before that Dayton the list goes on. I'm telling you guys read his forum post this guy smells like trouble.[/QUOTE]Moved to Detroit you say learn how to read. I did live in philly. Enjoy your miserable life

[QUOTE=HuntLadys29;1778322]Guys don't give newtothegame9 any info read his forum post he is new to about 5 different cities always asking for info never giving any he just moved to Detroit last week Philly before that Dayton the list goes on. I'm telling you guys read his forum post this guy smells like trouble.[/QUOTE]And by the way you idiot I gave digits to people who requested in cincy. I have nothing to hide nor to prove don't share your info who cares loser