Massage Parlor Reports

Highwayman,

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PVG.

[QUOTE=HighwayMan;5257183]I gave Tai Ji another shot last night. They have always given a good massage, but never anything else, but I also enjoy a good massage. Last night was terrible. New lady at the window. Nice looking older lady but crap attitude. Off to the room and this bigger gal comes in with long curly hair. No idea how to give a massage. Not a clue. After 20 minutes of poking and prodding in seemingly random spots, she then pours on what must have been a gallon of baby oil, then just slathered it around. When she got to the legs, she just sat on a rolling stool and used one hand to move the oil around with a tiny bit of attention to the inside of my legs. Completely disinterested and detached.

Finally the massage is over with and she is nowhere in sight. So I head out the door and she comes bouncing down the hall asking for her tip. If she would have used half the energy massaging she used to run down the hall looking for her tip, she might have got one. I will have to try the one on the East Bypass reviewed below. Tai Ji was a complete waste of money.[/QUOTE]

Had a fantastic time at a Montgomery AMP yesterday. Will certainly be returning soon. Trusted seniors know the drill.

PVG.

[QUOTE=PrattVilleGuy;5259783]Had a fantastic time at a Montgomery AMP yesterday. Will certainly be returning soon. Trusted seniors know the drill.

PVG.[/QUOTE]Sent you a PM.

It's time again to invite the lurkers to participate on the forum. Recently, I've been contacted by several non active folks about my latest adventure (props to Bg on the tip).

Here are some things to consider:

Go ahead and get active by paying your new face dues to the girls at the AMPs, then upload your results. If you get lucky, please keep the dirty details to PMs so that uncle LEO doesn't get wind of your (our) fun.

Really this isn't some club that "seniors" are in and you as a newbie have to bring us a location, name, and guarantee for fun with a lady. There is no club, there are only those who participate with their findings (or lack thereof). We help each other out when we have more eyes on the ground, so come out of the shadows and participate. An example, if you had a great experience at a local AMP (mgm) go ahead and post something about it but leave out the major details. If someone wants to hear those dirty details (me) they will ask (me, it's me, I will definitely ask LOL) by sending a pm. We don't want hot spots. No one wants to be on the news trying to hide their face under a jacket because our uncle showed up just as we got our pants off.

You'll probably have a hard time getting details from folks unless you participate, because we don't know you from that danged uncle of ours. So join the community!

If you have questions about tips or "tricks" on how maybe to get that elusive finish, feel free to reach out. Over the years I've asked more experienced folks and they have been very helpful. Each monger has their own style and some things are probably more successful than others. Go ahead and ask!

We leave hints in our messages all the time (I left more than one in this post) on good locations, but please for the love of all AMP fun, keep your details in the PMs (private messages, in case someone doesn't know).

You've now received your letter to dongwarts, school of bitchshaft and jizzardry, so start participating on the forum, and happy mongering!

PVG.

Aka professor Fuk'lewhore.

(I don't know why, I guess I'm just bored).

Well, to follow up PVG, only place I've had a good time and left emptier was at MGM. Weekends are usually pretty good for that place, when they actually get help around the house. I used to frequent a lot of the others in Montgomery and Prattville, but the tips always stayed in pocket at those (unless the massage was really good and needed).

We are endlessness searching for a girl that will provide. In lack of that we seem to just try to sugarcoat the best as possible the lack of a good time thats available. Kinda like the broccoli tasted good.

Excellent post!

[QUOTE=PrattVilleGuy;5266606]It's time again to invite the lurkers to participate on the forum. Recently, I've been contacted by several non active folks about my latest adventure (props to Bg on the tip).

Here are some things to consider:

Go ahead and get active by paying your new face dues to the girls at the AMPs, then upload your results. If you get lucky, please keep the dirty details to PMs so that uncle LEO doesn't get wind of your (our) fun.

Really this isn't some club that "seniors" are in and you as a newbie have to bring us a location, name, and guarantee for fun with a lady. There is no club, there are only those who participate with their findings (or lack thereof). We help each other out when we have more eyes on the ground, so come out of the shadows and participate. An example, if you had a great experience at a local AMP (mgm) go ahead and post something about it but leave out the major details. If someone wants to hear those dirty details (me) they will ask (me, it's me, I will definitely ask LOL) by sending a pm. We don't want hot spots. No one wants to be on the news trying to hide their face under a jacket because our uncle showed up just as we got our pants off.

You'll probably have a hard time getting details from folks unless you participate, because we don't know you from that danged uncle of ours. So join the community!

If you have questions about tips or "tricks" on how maybe to get that elusive finish, feel free to reach out. Over the years I've asked more experienced folks and they have been very helpful. Each monger has their own style and some things are probably more successful than others. Go ahead and ask!

We leave hints in our messages all the time (I left more than one in this post) on good locations, but please for the love of all AMP fun, keep your details in the PMs (private messages, in case someone doesn't know).

You've now received your letter to dongwarts, school of bitchshaft and jizzardry, so start participating on the forum, and happy mongering!

PVG.

Aka professor Fuk'lewhore.

(I don't know why, I guess I'm just bored).[/QUOTE]

Made another trip to AMP tonight. I got there 15 minutes before they closed and they saw me with no problem. I saw a different lady this time. The masseuse was a nice lady who gave a good massage. Why are AMPs always so damn cold? I was legit shivering the whole time LOL and she made sure I was warm. Just a regular good massage this time around.

For me my todays afternoon visit was horrible. Between numerous phone calls Mamasan gave me a lackluster table shower - then passed me off.

Cute little Annie continued from there. Again with numerous phone call interruptions plus several walk in customers looking for help.
No touching, no teasing - "its illegal". Once I made it clear that there'd be no tip she finished up (10 min. Early) and rushed me out the door.

$80 house (with table massage) and zero tip to Annie. Obviously YMMV.

I was thinking of dropping by at MGM today.

What can I get and at what $? Or do they not offer extras.

[QUOTE=AnotherUse;5295079]I was thinking of dropping by at MGM today.

What can I get and at what $? Or do they not offer extras.[/QUOTE]I am not sure an open discussion of who does what for how much would be great for any establishment that possibly would POTENTIALLY engage in illegal activities.

Option 2, which has seemed to work on here for 15 years, is to make a few visits, make a few reports, build some credibility, then converse with others behind the scenes. I cannot promise this works, as I have never engaged in any illegal activities. But I have dreamed about a few.

I went to MGM the other day and had a very odd but satisfying experience. Only one lady there that I could tell and she was perhaps in her 50's. She was very pleasant and talkative. Hands down, the most painful massage I've ever had. However, she did talk me through it and claimed I would feel a lot better after. Well, she was correct. My feet hadn't felt so good in years, well worth the pain. After the HH of torture, in hindsight, was well worth it. I left happy in a couple of was. I would return.

For nearly a month now I've been unable to reach my Mont. UTR lady; today I decided to physically knock on her door. No one home, window AC units off; hope she's not a covid victim.

From there I hit five Mont. AMPs - plus both Prattville AMPs; not a single one could see me on a walk in basis (between the hours of 1 PM to 4 PM).

Tomorrow I'll head south (Florida) and try my luck.

Decided to hit up MGM today, was told I could only do 30 minutes, great massage no extras. Then left and went to AMP, table shower felt great, and massage was also great. Had to finish myself.

Going to hit up MGM today. Hopefully I can get more than 30 minutes. Wish me luck.