Massage Parlor Reports

Couldn't just say V Spa huh. 😉. Bunch of joke tellers now

[QUOTE=Jroll;4301024]The 'Main' clue is in the 'price' (or 'year' in his prev report).[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=AsianLover805;4301551]Couldn't just say V Spa huh. 😉. Bunch of joke tellers now

.[/QUOTE]He was just bringing a little levity to the "hunt" for the perfect session.

1970 location.

I've been here before quite a few months ago but there was only one provider, while she was attractive her attitude wasn't the best after two or so visits.

It seems they've had a name and management change. I went early in the morning hoping to get Emily. Nina was available, anywhere from late 20's to 30's, average build, 5'3, nice curves, and a pretty face.

Paid 40 for half hour. No massage just a light body rub and teasing. Flip over and we agree to $ for BBBJ and CFS. I'm sitting on the table while Nina is deep deep throating me and the door slowly opens and a younger provider steps in. Early 20's, very cute, petite but still nice tits and ass.

They're offering two girls which normally I don't pursue. She says. 5 for basically kiss and suck. She was persuasive so I agreed. Linda is LFK with me and offering her tits while Nina is doing her thing. They would alternate between ball sucking and BJ. Didn't really interact with each other too much. One negative is periodically they would wipe me with a baby wipe when they swapped.

Nina got into 69 while Linda worked the boys and to my surprise gave some very light rimming. Nina then got into RCG while Linda let me play up top, eventually climbing up to sit on my face while Nina rode me.

Nina got into doggy while Linda rubbed me from behind.

Eventually I asked Linda how much for her which came to 120 altogether. Paid it, and took the cover off. Linda started giving another great BBBJ getting into 69 while Nina worked the bottom. Linda rode me CG with Nina on my face.

Got into missionary with Linda with Nina rubbing and sucking my balls from behind. Eventually finished time was over 50 minutes and an amazing session.

Total damage was 260 for BBBJ CFS DATY for nearly an hour with two attractive women. Very good session in my book.

So I decided to try V spa out at 1970 main. Here's my endeavor. First walk in noticed the place is in shambles. It's run down and dirty. The lobby still has "Hong Kong Massage" business cards on the counter. I noticed about 6 provider permits with photos posted on the wall. All were old ugly ladies. Within 20 seconds I could hear the unmistakable sounds of a monger grunting and skin slapping. No sound deadening at all. Yup, this is the place.

I ring the little metal bell and nothing. So I ended up leaving. Came back an hour later. I hear 2 ladies talking and doors opening and shutting inside. Then the phone rings. They are busy! 3 phone calls later I ring bell. I hear rustling and Chinese talk.

Then the door opens. A very attractive girl emerges wearing a one piece skirt hiked up. She is in a total rush. I ask for 30 min and ask if she had time. Here is when it gets bad.

She tells me if yes baby just wait 5 minutes. I figure ok. She then says it'll be. 4 for the 30. She says she wants it now. Now I don't know why but I say ok and give her. 4. Then she disappeared and I hear doors shutting and moaning. I was just taken and now I'm hostage here unless I want to forfeit my $. I was duped and now forced to sit and wait. 10 minutes later and maybe 5 phone calls later a different girl come out. Thin, mid 30's and half as attractive as the other girl walks me to a dank dirty room. She doesn't leave though and stands there. Ok no problem, I'm down. Strip down and lay face down for the lamest quickest back rub ever. No attempt at all. After a 45 sec brushing of her fingers across my neck she says turn over. I notice she got horrible teeth here. She just looks at me and points to the cock and motion a HJ or FS. I say everything and this mediocre chick has the outright gawl to say 140 but did day suck no condom. Now I promptly shot that shit down. Told her. 8. As she thought I offered her 140 but for 2 girls. Agreed on 160. She shouts something out and the original girl comes in. They then proceed to jibber jabber in Chinese about the amount and start splitting the $ up there and ask for more. Ask this negotiation really took its toll. They were so rushed that they were running in and out. They then jumped out of their clothes and attractive girl promptly put a Jimmy on and started a CBJ. I was like whoa, got said no cover. They haggle started again and she agreed. So after that the uglier one stood there and kissed my nipples, which I can't stand. I ask for dfk, nope. Ask for daty, nope. Ok fine then. Start cfs with cg. Very robotic and not impressed. Still blew and attractive girl ran out right after and into another room with a waiting monger I think. Ugly girl just handed me tissue. That was it. Not impressed at all. Place smelled and have never been rushed like that. Will not repeat. YMMV.

[QUOTE=AsianLover805;4313461]So I decided to try V spa out at 1970 main. Here's my endeavor. First walk in noticed the place is in shambles. It's run down and dirty. The lobby still has "Hong Kong Massage" business cards on the counter. I noticed about 6 provider permits with photos posted on the wall. All were old ugly ladies. Within 20 seconds I could hear the unmistakable sounds of a monger grunting and skin slapping. No sound deadening at all. Yup, this is the place.

I ring the little metal bell and nothing. So I ended up leaving. Came back an hour later. I hear 2 ladies talking and doors opening and shutting inside. Then the phone rings. They are busy! 3 phone calls later I ring bell. I hear rustling and Chinese talk.

Then the door opens. A very attractive girl emerges wearing a one piece skirt hiked up. She is in a total rush. I ask for 30 min and ask if she had time. Here is when it gets bad.

She tells me if yes baby just wait 5 minutes. I figure ok. She then says it'll be. 4 for the 30. She says she wants it now. Now I don't know why but I say ok and give her. 4. Then she disappeared and I hear doors shutting and moaning. I was just taken and now I'm hostage here unless I want to forfeit my $. I was duped and now forced to sit and wait. 10 minutes later and maybe 5 phone calls later a different girl come out. Thin, mid 30's and half as attractive as the other girl walks me to a dank dirty room. She doesn't leave though and stands there. Ok no problem, I'm down. Strip down and lay face down for the lamest quickest back rub ever. No attempt at all. After a 45 sec brushing of her fingers across my neck she says turn over. I notice she got horrible teeth here. She just looks at me and points to the cock and motion a HJ or FS. I say everything and this mediocre chick has the outright gawl to say 140 but did day suck no condom. Now I promptly shot that shit down. Told her. 8. As she thought I offered her 140 but for 2 girls. Agreed on 160. She shouts something out and the original girl comes in. They then proceed to jibber jabber in Chinese about the amount and start splitting the $ up there and ask for more. Ask this negotiation really took its toll. They were so rushed that they were running in and out. They then jumped out of their clothes and attractive girl promptly put a Jimmy on and started a CBJ. I was like whoa, got said no cover. They haggle started again and she agreed. So after that the uglier one stood there and kissed my nipples, which I can't stand. I ask for dfk, nope. Ask for daty, nope. Ok fine then. Start cfs with cg. Very robotic and not impressed. Still blew and attractive girl ran out right after and into another room with a waiting monger I think. Ugly girl just handed me tissue. That was it. Not impressed at all. Place smelled and have never been rushed like that. Will not repeat. YMMV.[/QUOTE]WOW what a difference from the previous review. Not sure I want to gamble now, maybe stick with the tried and true, thanks for the warning.

Ah MAN thanks for posting this. What you experienced is pretty much what I have the 3 or 4 times I've been there. I swore off the place for a year and had seen a couple of newer reviewst that sounded pretty good and was tempted. Not after this. Sounds like things have not changed one bit.

[QUOTE=AsianLover805;4313461]So I decided to try V spa out at 1970 main. Here's my endeavor. First walk in noticed the place is in shambles. It's run down and dirty. The lobby still has "Hong Kong Massage" business cards on the counter. I noticed about 6 provider permits with photos posted on the wall. All were old ugly ladies. Within 20 seconds I could hear the unmistakable sounds of a monger grunting and skin slapping. No sound deadening at all. Yup, this is the place.

I ring the little metal bell and nothing. So I ended up leaving. Came back an hour later. I hear 2 ladies talking and doors opening and shutting inside. Then the phone rings. They are busy! 3 phone calls later I ring bell. I hear rustling and Chinese talk.

Then the door opens. A very attractive girl emerges wearing a one piece skirt hiked up. She is in a total rush. I ask for 30 min and ask if she had time. Here is when it gets bad.

She tells me if yes baby just wait 5 minutes. I figure ok. She then says it'll be. 4 for the 30. She says she wants it now. Now I don't know why but I say ok and give her. 4. Then she disappeared and I hear doors shutting and moaning. I was just taken and now I'm hostage here unless I want to forfeit my $. I was duped and now forced to sit and wait. 10 minutes later and maybe 5 phone calls later a different girl come out. Thin, mid 30's and half as attractive as the other girl walks me to a dank dirty room. She doesn't leave though and stands there. Ok no problem, I'm down. Strip down and lay face down for the lamest quickest back rub ever. No attempt at all. After a 45 sec brushing of her fingers across my neck she says turn over. I notice she got horrible teeth here. She just looks at me and points to the cock and motion a HJ or FS. I say everything and this mediocre chick has the outright gawl to say 140 but did day suck no condom. Now I promptly shot that shit down. Told her. 8. As she thought I offered her 140 but for 2 girls. Agreed on 160. She shouts something out and the original girl comes in. They then proceed to jibber jabber in Chinese about the amount and start splitting the $ up there and ask for more. Ask this negotiation really took its toll. They were so rushed that they were running in and out. They then jumped out of their clothes and attractive girl promptly put a Jimmy on and started a CBJ. I was like whoa, got said no cover. They haggle started again and she agreed. So after that the uglier one stood there and kissed my nipples, which I can't stand. I ask for dfk, nope. Ask for daty, nope. Ok fine then. Start cfs with cg. Very robotic and not impressed. Still blew and attractive girl ran out right after and into another room with a waiting monger I think. Ugly girl just handed me tissue. That was it. Not impressed at all. Place smelled and have never been rushed like that. Will not repeat. YMMV.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HermosaSurfer2;4316308]Ah MAN thanks for posting this. What you experienced is pretty much what I have the 3 or 4 times I've been there. I swore off the place for a year and had seen a couple of newer reviewst that sounded pretty good and was tempted. Not after this. Sounds like things have not changed one bit.[/QUOTE]Sounds like business picked up. When I went it was also early in the morning and very dead.

This usually happens though, place gets some attention and it can't handle the volume.

I really did have high hopes too. I mean shit, I walked in with $2 and I never do that. What a waste. They need to stop cooking their stank ass food in these little buildings with no ventilation. I'm happy someone had a good time at least but I'll stick with Nicole's for now. I'v literally never had a bad time there. Never an ugly provider and never paid more than $ for FS. Oh well, toftt.

[QUOTE=Freedo;4316513]Sounds like business picked up. When I went it was also early in the morning and very dead.

This usually happens though, place gets some attention and it can't handle the volume.[/QUOTE]First time I tried this place it was a couple of years ago I guess. Same deal then; girl leads you in, disappears for 10 minutes while. She comes back in, starts a back rub that lasts about 5 minutes, she leaves the room. Repeat this cycle a few times. Fun starts, is very rushed. Pay for an hour, out in 25 minutes with the promise of "more next time baby". I tried it twice then gave it up. About a year later I saw a great review so I tried again. Same thing. Now this set of yin and yang reviews. Sounds liek business as usual with every once in a while someone gets lucky.

[QUOTE=AsianLover805;4316679]I really did have high hopes too. I mean shit, I walked in with $2 and I never do that. What a waste. They need to stop cooking their stank ass food in these little buildings with no ventilation. I'm happy someone had a good time at least but I'll stick with Nicole's for now. I'v literally never had a bad time there. Never an ugly provider and never paid more than $ for FS. Oh well, toftt.[/QUOTE]What's the rotation looking like at Nicoles? Haven't been in awhile as I kept drawing Mimi even when I asked for someone else.

Mondays ask for Sue

[QUOTE=Freedo;4331403]What's the rotation looking like at Nicoles? Haven't been in awhile as I kept drawing Mimi even when I asked for someone else.[/QUOTE].

Was looking for a good massage and the Thai place on Telegraph I tried was busy. So I thought, get a crappy rub and a handy. Decided to stop by Royal, by Discovery. Greeted by Amanda, no young, not pretty and a stick body. Led me into a decent room and gave me a very nice massage. Not too hard but worked the muscles nicely. On the flip, asked if I wanted some hand work, I said yes and she proceeded with an enjoyable HJ. She let me roam under her bra but she is flat with only nipples. What I really liked was after the handy, she cleaned me up and continued the massage. It ended not with the happy but a nice face and head massage. I'll be back for a full hour massage for certain. Like I said; not young, not attractive and no bod.

So I decided to try the VIP again. I happened to have something on main and I finished right at 10. I was right there so decided to give them a 2nd try after my experience that I reported a few weeks back.

So I went in. They had just opened and Emily was sitting at the desk in plain clothes putting on make up. I do think she's pretty hot but last time they were so pushy and rushed I hated the whole experience.

She told me there were no other mongers so I was hopeful to get an unrushed time. Well I was wrong. I was led to the 1st room. Have $4 to her and I couldn't even undress until I heard bell ringing. There goes the rushing again. Within seconds the bell rings again and phone goes nonstop. Well fuck, now I'm getting pissed. So I listen to all the Chinese jibber jabber thru the paper thin walls and open ceiling. I placed $ on the chair to expedite my time and hopefully bypass the awkward negotiations. The door opens and a super hot girl enters. I was like, wow. She takes the $ and days she'll be right back. Minute later she returns with a towel and a Jimmy in a tissue. I'm face down test for the usual crap rub down. But she gets called out and a loud conversation in the hall ensues in Chinese. I then hear Emily yelling the monger next door "you want her right" and then enters Emily into my room. I was disappointed after seeing the first girl. Emily is so pushy and rushed out just ruins it. She doesn't even touch my back. Just says turn over. She then starts the up sell bs. She says I suck no condom extra 20. I decline and say condom is fine and I don't have any more. (I had 40 more in my pockets). She then says she'll do BBBJ with cim, "40 extra". I say no. She then literally gets my shorts and starts going thru my pockets. Kind of pissed me off but then the cim was taking over my thinking. She quickly finds my 40. , I figure instead of fighting it and killing my experience I say ok and I want cfs, BBBJCIM. She says ok and the literal race is on. So rushed it wasn't even pleasurable. We start a cfs with her laying and me standing. In 1 min the 1st girl comes in. I was like woah. Just took me off guard. The up sell starts again. "2 girls 60 more baby, she sit on your face, you eat pussy and fuck me baby". Tempting but no. Tell her you know I have no more $. Oh these girls are pros. She tells 1st girl to leave. I go for a few minutes cfs. Then I want to cash in my BBBJCIM I paid for. I lay down and she takes a towel. Wipes of the lube and starts a CBJ. I say no no. I paid for BBBJ. She acts like oh yeah. I take off Jimmy. Then a decent BBBJ and now I'm wondering what kind of cim trick will she pull.

So I decided not to even tell her when it happens. And then I blow a built up 3 weeks into her throat. And damn it she took it all cim. No spit out at all. She walks out to spit out in bathroom I am to assume.

No massage, no towel, no clean up even. I took tissue and cleaned up. Got dressed up as 2 more bell rings and the haggling goes on in the background. 2 minutes later in out the door.

Pros. Girls are all younger and very hot, no conform BJ and cim on table, good if you're in a rush (in and out in 10 minutes).

Cons- total rushed, hard up sell pressure, no massage at all, way too pushy, place filled with cig smoke, too many damn mongers flood this place, be prepared to spend 200 or more.

Yeah that's been my experience the 4-5 times I've been there over the last 2 years or so. I'll never go back. There's better to be had than a rushed cum dump.

[QUOTE=AsianLover805;4360176]So I decided to try the VIP again. I happened to have something on main and I finished right at 10. I was right there so decided to give them a 2nd try after my experience that I reported a few weeks back.

So I went in. They had just opened and Emily was sitting at the desk in plain clothes putting on make up. I do think she's pretty hot but last time they were so pushy and rushed I hated the whole experience.

She told me there were no other mongers so I was hopeful to get an unrushed time. Well I was wrong. I was led to the 1st room. Have $4 to her and I couldn't even undress until I heard bell ringing. There goes the rushing again. Within seconds the bell rings again and phone goes nonstop. Well fuck, now I'm getting pissed. So I listen to all the Chinese jibber jabber thru the paper thin walls and open ceiling. I placed $ on the chair to expedite my time and hopefully bypass the awkward negotiations. The door opens and a super hot girl enters. I was like, wow. She takes the $ and days she'll be right back. Minute later she returns with a towel and a Jimmy in a tissue. I'm face down test for the usual crap rub down. But she gets called out and a loud conversation in the hall ensues in Chinese. I then hear Emily yelling the monger next door "you want her right" and then enters Emily into my room. I was disappointed after seeing the first girl. Emily is so pushy and rushed out just ruins it. She doesn't even touch my back. Just says turn over. She then starts the up sell bs. She says I suck no condom extra 20. I decline and say condom is fine and I don't have any more. (I had 40 more in my pockets). She then says she'll do BBBJ with cim, "40 extra". I say no. She then literally gets my shorts and starts going thru my pockets. Kind of pissed me off but then the cim was taking over my thinking. She quickly finds my 40. , I figure instead of fighting it and killing my experience I say ok and I want cfs, BBBJCIM. She says ok and the literal race is on. So rushed it wasn't even pleasurable. We start a cfs with her laying and me standing. In 1 min the 1st girl comes in. I was like woah. Just took me off guard. The up sell starts again. "2 girls 60 more baby, she sit on your face, you eat pussy and fuck me baby". Tempting but no. Tell her you know I have no more $. Oh these girls are pros. She tells 1st girl to leave. I go for a few minutes cfs. Then I want to cash in my BBBJCIM I paid for. I lay down and she takes a towel. Wipes of the lube and starts a CBJ. I say no no. I paid for BBBJ. She acts like oh yeah. I take off Jimmy. Then a decent BBBJ and now I'm wondering what kind of cim trick will she pull.

So I decided not to even tell her when it happens. And then I blow a built up 3 weeks into her throat. And damn it she took it all cim. No spit out at all. She walks out to spit out in bathroom I am to assume.

No massage, no towel, no clean up even. I took tissue and cleaned up. Got dressed up as 2 more bell rings and the haggling goes on in the background. 2 minutes later in out the door.

Pros. Girls are all younger and very hot, no conform BJ and cim on table, good if you're in a rush (in and out in 10 minutes).

Cons- total rushed, hard up sell pressure, no massage at all, way too pushy, place filled with cig smoke, too many damn mongers flood this place, be prepared to spend 200 or more.[/QUOTE]

Any independents out there tired of the parlor setting although VIP in Oxnard is the best been wanting to try heaven or gentle care but don't want to waste time or money.