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[QUOTE=Merlin Magician]kUMBAYA HARD
Kumbaya SAFE[/QUOTE]Hi again folks. Last time here was oct-06 right before I stupidly got married and now divorced. Ah well, it was a happy 3. 5 months, her service was GFE with DFK BBBJTCWSW BBFS but didn't speak greek, she gave a wicked 2 fingered mexican oil change though.
Hope I can start contributing again, I am finally rising above the financial rut that I am in due to her. Almost like a ROB sheez.
Anyway, Happy New Year Bros!
Visited CS Sunday (5pm-8pm). I arrived late, perfering the early shift (11-4). However, still there were several girls that wanted to play (four different VIP tours), with numerious (3 of 4) willing to take uncovered gland-in-hand, but none seemed interested in going the full distance.
It must have been the post holiday blues, or maybe that most of the girls had enough monies to hold them for a while.
I keep getting PMs asking how I'm able to sample so much talent in the clubs. Here's a typical day (yesterday):
I'm at work at 5 am. I can get more done in the early hours than I can the rest of the day.
9:15 my Female Pimp (FP) stops by. It's her job to find me fresh talent every day or else serve it up herself. She tells me about a dancer at a club she wants me to meet. We make arrangements to meet up later in the day at the club. She gave me a ten-minute tug and suck with a little salad tossing thrown in to get me in the mood for the rest of the day.
The next two hours I receive twelve phone calls from dancers wanting to know if I'm going to see them today. I selectively pick and choose giving priority to the freebies I like followed by the pay-to-play I really want to train. I make tentative arrangements with a couple of them to meet at their club, CWNN, in the afternoon.
I finish my work and am sitting in CS at noon. A dancer I have known for six years sits next to me and squeezes my crotch. I fuck her about once a year just to remind myself of her charms, but since she fucks almost every customer, I try not to make her a habit. She knows how I feel, but we're friends anyway. She tells me that her and another dancer I get dances from (and from whom I get fs regularly) want to do me together outside the club. We make arrangements for next week for the threesome.
Other than Amie, there's nothing to excite me at CS so I leave and head over to meet up with my FP who introduces me to a stunning sweet young thing (SYT). The three of us get to talking and the SYT starts dancing for me. I can tell she's got promise so we go to the VIP. It doesn't take long before she's whipped out my dick and is doing her dick worshipping. She proves she has no gag factor and that she's willing to take it in any orifice. We leave the VIP and rejoin FP who takes SYT to the dressing room. After about ten minutes they emerge and everyone agrees that SYT and I will be coupling tomorrow outside the club. FP has done her job for the day.
We split up and I drive to CWNN where I found two of my favorites that I talked to earlier in the day and was able to get free fs x 2.
Done at the clubs, I headed home, showered and got a call from one of my ATFs (a club dancer) who invited me over to her house for dinner. I arrived and was delighted to see her since she's always been a favorite and can always satisfy me. Most importantly, she knows I enjoy her cooking and can't resist a dinner invitation. She had a female friend who is a cute, hot MILF (mid-30s) wearing a nice top showcasing her amazing perky naturals and who is helping make dinner. The conversation got suggestive and fun. At one point the female friend brushed past me in the kitchen doorway and her hand lingered on my crotch for a fleeting moment. I looked at my ATF with a shocked expression and she gave me a smile and a wink. Over dinner I had to listen to the female friend's life story which basically boils down to she's married to a loser and has nothing going for her. She's a neighbor of my ATF and they get together almost daily for gossip. After dinner, I helped clear the table and my ATF cornered me in the kitchen and whispered that she had told her female friend about me and the friend wanted to fuck me. I nodded my agreement. To make a long story short, I did the female friend, just the two of us, for about an hour then my ATF joined in for a nice, cozy party.
After I got home, my FP called to confirm the get-together with the SYT in the morning.
Total cost for the day was a few drinks. FP gets a regular paycheck. The SYT will be taken care of by FP and it will show up on her expense report later in the month.
That was a typical day in the life of Sexhobbyist.
And it starts over again tomorrow.
[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]I keep getting PMs asking how I'm able to sample so much talent in the clubs. Here's a typical day (yesterday):
I'm at work at 5 am. I can get more done in the early hours than I can the rest of the day.
9:15 my Female Pimp (FP) stops by. It's her job to find me fresh talent every day or else serve it up herself. She tells me about a dancer at a club she wants me to meet. We make arrangements to meet up later in the day at the club. She gave me a ten-minute tug and suck with a little salad tossing thrown in to get me in the mood for the rest of the day.
The next two hours I receive twelve phone calls from dancers wanting to know if I'm going to see them today. I selectively pick and choose giving priority to the freebies I like followed by the pay-to-play I really want to train. I make tentative arrangements with a couple of them to meet at their club, CWNN, in the afternoon.
I finish my work and am sitting in CS at noon. A dancer I have known for six years sits next to me and squeezes my crotch. I fuck her about once a year just to remind myself of her charms, but since she fucks almost every customer, I try not to make her a habit. She knows how I feel, but we're friends anyway. She tells me that her and another dancer I get dances from (and from whom I get fs regularly) want to do me together outside the club. We make arrangements for next week for the threesome.
Other than Amie, there's nothing to excite me at CS so I leave and head over to meet up with my FP who introduces me to a stunning sweet young thing (SYT). The three of us get to talking and the SYT starts dancing for me. I can tell she's got promise so we go to the VIP. It doesn't take long before she's whipped out my dick and is doing her dick worshipping. She proves she has no gag factor and that she's willing to take it in any orifice. We leave the VIP and rejoin FP who takes SYT to the dressing room. After about ten minutes they emerge and everyone agrees that SYT and I will be coupling tomorrow outside the club. FP has done her job for the day.
We split up and I drive to CWNN where I found two of my favorites that I talked to earlier in the day and was able to get free fs x 2.
Done at the clubs, I headed home, showered and got a call from one of my ATFs who invited me over to her house for dinner. I arrived and was delighted to see her since she's always been a favorite and can always satisfy me. Most importantly, she knows I enjoy her cooking and can't resist a dinner invitation. She had a female friend who is a cute, hot MILF (mid-30s) wearing a nice top showcasing her amazing perky naturals and who is helping make dinner. The conversation got suggestive and fun. At one point the female friend brushed past me in the kitchen doorway and her hand lingered on my crotch for a fleeting moment. I looked at my ATF with a shocked expression and she gave me a smile and a wink. Over dinner I had to listen to the female friend's life story which basically boils down to she's married to a loser and has nothing going for her. She's a neighbor of my ATF and they get together almost daily for gossip. After dinner, I helped clear the table and my ATF cornered me in the kitchen and whispered that she had told her female friend about me and the friend wanted to fuck me. I nodded my agreement. To make a long story short, I did the female friend, just the two of us, for about an hour then my ATF joined in for a nice, cozy party.
After I got home, my FP called to confirm the get-together with the SYT in the morning.
Total cost for the day was a few drinks. FP gets a regular paycheck. The SYT will be taken care of by FP and it will show up on her expense report later in the month.
That was a typical day in the life of Sexhobbyist.
And it starts over again tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
Certainly makes my lousy day pale in comparison...I've never had that day even on my BEST day! All this time I thought I was haveing a good day when I visited CS and rec'd dances from 5 young ladies culminating in a terrific bbbj and left only $$ lighter in my wallet. Go figure!
Looks like I need to find a FP, SYT, and ATF to help take care of me. It's clear that I'm not doing good enough on my own!
I need help!
my computer has been down for quit some time, but is now back up. You guys sure had a lot to say while I was gone. I also see that we have a few new members, Hello to you.
[QUOTE=Juicy Amie]my computer has been down for quit some time, but is now back up. You guys sure had a lot to say while I was gone. I also see that we have a few new members, Hello to you.[/QUOTE]
Welcome back. Sorry we didn't get some time during my visit to CS yesterday. I really wanted to but I got distracted, lol. It's been far too long since I've had your pleasant company...
True, true K! But look at it this way, SH is simply showing the rest of us just how much further we might be able to go!
But then.. I don't know if I could keep up with SH for a day.. let alone a week!
Just to throw an "Howdy" there also. Well and to mention that your *know* what kind of responses you'll get around here about getting things back 'up'.
Sorry. Couldn't resist!
[QUOTE=Amorist1]True, true K! But look at it this way, SH is simply showing the rest of us just how much further we might be able to go!
But then.. I don't know if I could keep up with SH for a day.. let alone a week![/QUOTE]
Just curious if you guys understand that the SC hobby support funds for SH are a major factor ... not to mention 'dick size' and other unique physiological traits that offer him advantages that most of us have never experienced.
We all admire SH ... but 99.9% of us will never occupy a position similar to his in the monger world.
My advice is to learn from his teachings, but please don't delude yourselves into a belief that you can mimic his accomplishments.
DN
[QUOTE=Dick North]My advice is to learn from his teachings, but please don't delude yourselves into a belief that you can mimic his accomplishments.
DN[/QUOTE]I have to agree with Amorist. I agree that considerable funds are allocated for the care and tending of "little SH" (Despite the "reports" the tool, by definition, is smaller than the mechanic); SH has given us a viable road map that can be followed. We can live the dream, which is why many of us hobby in the first place! The mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make a shitpot full of cash so that your mongering budget is sufficient to do any thing you want. I realize that is a tall order, but budget and targeted, wisely-invested time is the ONLY thing separates SH from anybody else.
I have to admit that when SH ran the FP idea by me on PM, I never thought it would work more than a few weeks. That it is still in place almost a year later is both humbling to me and a fucking tribute to the man's genius.
Others have said they can't fuck as much as SH. I used to think that way, but I found that is is short sighted. If you get used to fucking three or four times a day, your unit will rise to the occasion, trust me. And there are daddy's little helpers if needed.
SH, I would not presume to request the services of your personal FP, but it occurred to me that among your acquaintances may be a wonderful female comfortable with that type of position for a few days next month? Just like me to ask for a lady comfortable with multiple positions.
Speaking of next month, most of you know I am coming to town soon. I would not mind having a roundtable with the more respected members here if any are open to that. I would also love to party with any of you in Nogales.
PM for more info
LoveLOS
Aime, I look forward to making your acquaintance IRL!
Well, I never even tried to *imply* that anyone here might equal SH's accomplishments. Some due to funding, some due to time. However, let's keep in mind that prior to May 6, 1954, no one thought a 4 minute mile was possible. Roger Bannister changed the thinking and since then bunches of folks have met the time. Heck, John Walker beat the 4 minute clock 129 times!
So, with that in mind, perhaps SH has simply shown us where the 4 minute mark IS and now so many others will set the bar higher for ourselves! As for me. Heck. 8 minutes?
Ok. I'll. Ahh. Just set the soap box over here.
First, allow me to confess to a deception in my previous post about my typical day. I do not get homecooked meals on a typical day. But, I am usually in the company of a woman most evenings.
Second, I admit to having certain advantages that allow me to enjoy the hobby on my terms. What I experience and write about (it's all fiction, LEO!) is meant only as an example of local knowledge that others can take advantage of, if they desire. I think this is a terrific hobby and I want everyone so inclined to enjoy it with the passion and dedication I do. I hope others can learn from my experiences. Those of you I have come to know, realize that I'm willing to share in an effort to make the hobby fun for all.
My typical day; the next day.
I was working at 5 am, as is my usual routine. At 9:30 my FP arrived with the SYT. Since this was the SYT's first time with me, my FP accompanied her to make her feel more comfortable and secure. Three hours later, nobody was moving. Three bodies were barely breathing. I'm pretty jaded and it's rare that I get surprised by something a woman does to get me excited, but I have to admit this SYT surprised the heck out of me. And it just kept coming. I'd write about it, but nobody would believe it. I plan to keep her in my rotation.
Speaking of rotation, while all this was going on, my voicemail was in overdrive with messages from dancers who wanted to get with me that day. FP screened the messages and gave me the list of who I should be seeing later that day. I got cleaned up and headed out.
At CWNN, one of my regular fs honeys was busy with a customer so I diddled around getting table dances from others while I waited. One of them was good enough to take to the VIP and I wasn't disappointed. She's perfect for LoveLOS and I hope to bring the two of them together when he arrives. Of course, I will have broken her in by then.
It looked as if my honey was going to be busy for a while longer so I left and went to another club where my voicemail told me a rendezvous with one of my fs regulars would be waiting for me. She's a waitress who has been having an affair with me for years and about whom I've written before on this forum. I got the signal from her to do a "hit and run" in the VIP so we did.
I went back to CWNN and my honey was now available, but I was kinda spent from the day's activities so we had a terrific make-out session and I fingered her to a squirting climax.
I went home and collapsed for the day. My FP came over and snuggled with me and gave me my schedule for the following day. The next thing I knew, it was morning—this morning.
Sexhobbyist
[QUOTE=Amorist1]Just to throw an "Howdy" there also. Well and to mention that your *know* what kind of responses you'll get around here about getting things back 'up'.
Sorry. Couldn't resist![/QUOTE]
Hey I've never had a problem with that before, but I guess theres a first time for everything.
[QUOTE=Amorist1]Just to throw an "Howdy" there also.
Hello to you too. I hope you are having fun in here, if not then hopefully you have learned a few things you can use elsewhere.
Aime, I look forward to making your acquaintance IRL![/QUOTE]
Hi swettie, I already have the dates down and am looking forward to meeting you in a few weeks.