Massage Parlor Reports

I have been a patron to all of the versions of CH over the years. I can't even begin counting how many times I have been there over the years. Lilly was so surprised to hear my voice on the phone as it has been at least year or two. I have been there since they were busted on Ridge. Its actually funny how I ended up there. For some reason I thought my beloved Jennifer (eroticJennifer) was the same Jennifer that was at Blue moon. I had to walk out once I saw the Jennifer that was there. Great body but I was not feeling her face at all. I left very disappointed and made my way over to CH4.

Lilly was pleased to see me and put me in what I think is the Marilyn room. Nice room with a canopy bed with a mirror on the right wall. Lilly remembers that I am picky and brought out a lineup for me to choose from. There were 4 girls working and I chose Brandy. Brandy has lovely curly blond locks and incredible enhanced breasts. Her breasts are exceptional, perfectly done soft to touch and very responsive. Brandy s a sexy young lady. If your an ass man she is not the one (tiny heiny) But her breasts are incredible.

TS was pretty good. No slide but still stimulating with hints of fun to come later. When finally back in the room Brandy gave me a pretty good massage. I have had better, but it was still very nice and relaxing. I received a little "special" but not quite as enthusiastic as in the past.

There really wasn't a"flip" but more of I turned over and began to devour her perfect breasts. Brandy straddled and made her way down to my already full erect member applied a cover and gave me a decent CBJ.

The CBJ lasted maybe 5 minutes and Brandy hopped on for some CG. This is a site with her lovely breasts bouncing and swaying with her motions. We soon switched positions and I finished Doggie. A good session definitely worth a return to sample some of the other talent.

Another site review will be a 8/7

When you visit the site, I get a 403.Error. . Hope that doesn't mean Fun City is down also? Any intell?

Had to stop by and see Anna haven't seen her in a while, I haven't been doing much or even posted in a long time. They must of got a new mama saun because this one looks older. Anna still looks good and still does a great massage.

[QUOTE=GutsAndGlory;1074869]When you visit the site, I get a 403.Error. . Hope that doesn't mean Fun City is down also? Any intell?[/QUOTE]Funcityasians.com works fine. Funcityasian.com has the error. They used to both work.

I was wondering what the consensus was on the superiority or preference for one over the other. My experience of late has been pretty shitty. I know what to expect from an AMP, but the Russo / Ukrainians seem less predictable. Any thoughts?

[QUOTE=Maxman99;1074896]I know what to expect from an AMP, but the Russo / Ukrainians seem less predictable. Any thoughts?[/QUOTE]I think, in years of reading these boards, that the consensus is that the Russian run establishments are more likely hit or miss than your average AMP. So yes, your impressions appear to be spot on. I both cases it is likely the ladies aren't their by their free will or are paying off an "immigration debt" of some sort. In that case, default to the ones that tend to have cultural influences that are deferential or geared to pleasing.

Oh not to say, all RMPs are bad or all AMPs are good. Far from it.

Always Asian for me. I have never had a decent experience at a Russian or similar establishment, but the Asian places, IMHO, are generally good to great! I just wish the great Asian girls would stick around for a while. Seems like they come and go in a flash! I still need to try out the New Orange place on 5th. Any recent great experiences there?

Stay smart & safe gentleman!

Are.

[QUOTE=Maxman99;1074896]I was wondering what the consensus was on the superiority or preference for one over the other. My experience of late has been pretty shitty. I know what to expect from an AMP, but the Russo / Ukrainians seem less predictable. Any thoughts?[/QUOTE]

I called and the Mamasan said I'd have to wait about 1 1/2Hr, no problem. I ended up drawing Brandy, which was very good as she had the look I like, taller, slim and cute. No upfront $ which is good. Went to her room, disrobed then off to the shower room for a through table shower. All areas were cleaned up, then back to the room. Started with a bit of a massage, then after the flip, everything was covered, but very good technic and attitude. I would have to rate looks 9, body 9 and service 9. Well worth the fee, which was $1.6.

Maxman:

FWIW, my order, ranked high to low:

Korean, Thai, Philipino, Cambodian, Vietnamese, Chinese, Russian, Japanease (US raised, Caucasian.

The Japanease ranking may be better if raised in Japan)

FWIW, the parlors in Upper Bucks days' are numbered.

http://www.phillyburbs.com/news/local/the_intelligencer/the_intelligencer_news_details/article/27/2010/october/27/proposed-law-requires-special-permit-for-massage-parlors.html

I am on TDY again in Franfurt for tonight and I posted in the Franfurt Rag. THey have some great stress release options in Europe. Why in the USA do we make such a big deal about paying to make someone make us cum? I hate that.

Anyway, I have yet to simply write that I went to Fun City because of the great reporting on the place. I found Little Miss Dallas who is a take carger fireball and I just liked her style. I assume they are all the same but going to FC is like in the days of old with the AMPs. Go there on a week day when it is not busy. A great place to get your nuts drained.

Dallas is a business woman who will do what she needs to get that $$$- I can not hate on her. She stays in my mind.

[url]http://us.mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6AH5FA20101118?ca=rdt[/url]

Hey, been to some AMPs in Philly before, but I'm looking for one where they will bring out all of the ladys and let me choose. Anyone have a recommendation? Most times the usually bring just one out and that's who you get.

Much appreciated!

[QUOTE=Malvo37; 1096727]Hey, been to some AMPs in Philly before, but I'm looking for one where they will bring out all of the ladys and let me choose. Anyone have a recommendation? Most times the usually bring just one out and that's who you get.

Much appreciated! [/QUOTE]Well.

You can ask for another.

You can ask for a lineup.

You can leave.

It's been tough in general to get lineups these days because with a few workers it's just not possible. Not rotating causes problems for the girls because only one or two get customers.

You can always ask if more girls are available. If they say no then politely excuse yourself and head for the door. More choices may suddenly appear. They do have a business to run and rotation is part of that business.

[QUOTE=Dazed Diplomat; 1093952]Anyway, I have yet to simply write that I went to Fun City because of the great reporting on the place. I found Little Miss Dallas who is a take carger fireball and I just liked her style. I assume they are all the same but going to FC is like in the days of old with the AMPs. Go there on a week day when it is not busy. A great place to get your nuts drained.

Dallas is a business woman who will do what she needs to get that $$$- I can not hate on her. She stays in my mind. [/QUOTE]Dazed, was this a long time ago? Dallas was my first appt at FC back in July / Aug timeframe, but she left FC soon after. If anyone knows where she is, I'd appreciate the info. She was a winner. And she made quite an impression on me.