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[QUOTE=Legend Man]What the heck are you talking about?[/QUOTE]
Apparently, you need it spelled out rather than reading a couple of posts back. I think it's inappropriate for this web site for people like you and Iam to extoll the virtues and grandness of your private parts. Keep it in your pants and tell us about the ladies, not yourself. Only homos care about you guy's dicks. Now do you get it? Enough.
[QUOTE=Flatspd]Where a good safe place for a first timer? Where would you recomend? Very new to this, sure want to give it a try![/QUOTE]
You've first got to be specific about what services you are looking for, and what you mean by "safe" (LE?). Start with reviewing my previous posts by clicking on my name on any post and selecting review previous posts. I know I have given a recap of all places local.
Good luck.
[QUOTE=Iamme Iam] I hate to break it to you guys, but not only am I the hardest guy, I also am the thickest. I can't believe it, I am that great. So, sorry for all you guys who think you are the thickest, she is the one who is the expert.
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Based on your questions in the Massages forum; I now understand why the girls want you to be quiet. You're so fucking full of yourself it's not funny.
It's no wonder they want you to shut the fuck up.
Tell the truth now: your "Hwang" is really the size of those pencils you get at the miniature golf course.
I am sure if you look at my "tongue and cheek, humor" posting, you will recognize what, I assume we all hear, from most SW's, (especially AMP girls) , that we are the best they've ever seen. If this is not the case, sorry, maybe I have hurt some other members feeling. I have been hobbying over 35 years, back when I tried the local talent while in the service. (Sorry I have to explain my humorous intent) But, my humor was similar to the Asian age rule, (add 15 years to your guess), almost so,that it appears as a Universal truth that SW's are trying to compliment us in a way to have us return to them, by telling us about our excellent physical attributes. I am an average guy and had no intention of suggesting I am better than anyone else. In the end, I was just going to leave for the West coast and disregard this thread started by a Sr member who seems afraid of the joke, but I would like to stay on good terms with this group from my favorite town in New England.
What, you don't think my post is funny? If yours is humorous then mine is hilarious.
[QUOTE=DaddysLookin]For those of you who like her, please note, Susie has lost most of her little tummy.
Yung was trying to get me to pony up again for a round with her as well!
[/QUOTE] Wow, great report, I am heading back again soon. The ending of my visit with Susie was so good I was ready to slap down money for more. Good thing it was to dangerous to find an ATM machine.
[QUOTE=DaddysLookin]They both claim to be leaving very soon, heading off to NYC. I do not know who will replace them. [/QUOTE]That is to bad, I hope they train their replacements!
[QUOTE=Iammme Iam] SW's are trying to compliment us in a way to have us return to them, by telling us about our excellent physical attributes.[/QUOTE]
Twenty/thirty years ago, the AMP ladies always told me what nice skin I had. Now they don't even say that.
[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo] Tell the truth now: your "Hwang" is really the size of those pencils you get at the miniature golf course.[/QUOTE]
Hey, don't knock those pencils--most of them are good for 18 holes in a row!
[QUOTE=Flatspd]Where a good safe place for a first timer? Where would you recomend? Very new to this, sure want to give it a try![/QUOTE]I'd say the Lily Spa would be a good place to start. Location and parking are easy to deal with. Good looking friendly girls giving unrushed thorough attention, nice table shower and massage, will let you touch them a little, and give a good finish. Price is also right at 60 plus whatever you want to tip. No full service obviously but for a first timer, it will get you broken in and get you comfortable trying a place out.
When I gave AMP's my first shot a few years ago, I pretty much went right for the kill by going to the Apple Spa at night once. Was bad for a first time kind of experience because the neighborhood is a bad one at night and that just added more on to the worry of being there. In addition, it was a relatively rushed full service experience that night and turned me off from going back for a while. But I gave AMP's some more chances after that and even had better experiences at Apple Spa after that a few times once I went during the day and had a better feel for everything. Just that looking back on all of it, I know it would have been better to start at a place like the Lily.
Well trying to stay on the subject matter, (how all the girls think us Mongers are all the best) Suzie at 1021 did tell me that she loves me and taught me how to say I love her in Korean. I was there on Monday late morning; Hannah met me at the door. I ask for Suzie and she is delivered to my room, wearing her blue bikini and yes the belly is shrinking. She helps me undress and off to the TS, I love her flirtyness and her big smile. While I am still lying face down getting my bum scrubbed and the complimentary reach around there is some Korean chatter out side of the TS room. Two seconds later, in comes Yung totally naked and she grabs the hand shower and gives herself a quick shower while I am still getting scrubbed and rubbed by Suzie. I must say it was great watching her clean herself while I was lying there.
After the great TS and visual show we go back to the room and get right to the GFE experience. I swear Suzie is close to being a squirter as I did some DATY. Then on to the CBJ and into Mish. The best part of the story is that when we are done she says "hot towel and massagie? ", I say no massagie and of course she comes back with the mouth wash and hot towel. We do some nice cuddling after the hot towel, and while cuddling I am getting lessons on how say things in Korean and the whole time she is holding onto Mr. Happy. I end up getting hard again and she offers a HJ to completion smiling as she keeps saying "two times".
Other than the tough neighborhood I think 1021 is a great place and just seems to be getting better as they see you as a regular. This was my third time there.
Peace
[QUOTE=Ampdude 2003]You've first got to be specific about what services you are looking for, and what you mean by "safe" (LE?). Start with reviewing my previous posts by clicking on my name on any post and selecting review previous posts. I know I have given a recap of all places local.
Good luck.[/QUOTE]I don't want to get busted or robbed! I will check your recaps.
Thanks,
Flatspd
[QUOTE=Meal Soy Hooing]Legend read your own post. ...you are that good that she gave you her number. Sounds like what people were complaining about was your post.[/QUOTE]
I posted the joke, not the actual report.
[QUOTE=Vargr]81 Richmond ... now appears to be open.[/QUOTE]
Since nobody took one for the team, I stopped by. My services were provided by Yuki (you-key, she claims it means "slow") who says she's Japanese. I'd peg her about 7-8 on the AMP scale, lithe and pretty with good muscle tone. Standard TS (she needs to learn to scrub more thoroughly like the Korean girls do) followed by an average massage and CBJ (tipped $). The door was opened by a "papasan" which is slightly unusual. She said there was one other girl working, did not see her.
I'm not especially impressed with this experience compared to DT or 1021, but it wasn't bad either.
Went by today to see how this AMP stands up against the others. Greeted at the door by a small girl in a red dress with a nice body and tits. Gave the usually .6 and straight to the TS. She used nothing but her hands to wash and didn't even hit the right areas. Back to the room for an okay massage nothing special. She had to leave the room around five or six times to answer the door or phone. Did the flip, said I had 5 minutes left, still no touching. Left the room again came back said what I wanted. Asked for CBJ said $, HJ .6 but wouldn't drop her top. Couldn't even get into the mood she had no GFE at all. Didn't even ask for F/S (if available) just said bye. $ for a CBJ to me sounded high since I could have went to CH and got F/S for $.4.
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The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex.[/blue][/size]
[QUOTE=Little Tony II]
ps... I got to see Suzie at 1021. Words can not describe my visit. :cool:
Tony[/QUOTE]Words can not describe my second visit either and Daddyslookin's visit and perhaps P Austins visit and that is what has me a bit nervous!
Daddy and Amp know what I am talking about.