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Mongers I'm new to actually making a report, usually jus scan thru em to see how everyone feels bout the ladies. Seen suki aka keiko and lacey aka kiki tonight. Not worth the money. Both look nothing like their pictures. At least 20 lbs heavier and not cute. "Keiko" is cute but her body is not. Also, thats not her in the picture but she is asian. "Lacey" looks nothing like the hottie who's pic she's using. Both were rude and tried to rush. Called them over for an hour, cbj from both and cfs mish and cg with keiko and cfs mish with lacey. Both are boring, no sounds, no faces. No effort. Would never repeat. YMMV. Damage $$$$.5 for an hour for both. Definitely not worth it. Once we were done, they threw on their clothes and left abruptly. If you decide to try hope you have better session.

Happy mongering

What seemed like a very sexually frustrating week (being stood up by one and impulsively canceling with another provider for no reason) was soon redeemed when I made that call again last night to VG headquarters. Though I appreciate all the 411 and recommendations on seeing Shane, my gut feeling told me to go with Misty. I’ve wanted to see her for a while. She is probably the first Volcano Girl to catch my eye and I am so glad I caught her this time around.

Let me start off by saying she looks nothing at all like the photos on the website. I in fact softened her features a bit on the attached images, which I feel is a better representation of her. In person she is way prettier and looks to be in her mid 20's. When Misty first stepped into the room I remember going, “DANG, u fyyyne!” In fact a Swan. The line of her brow and ridge of her nose accentuate her small eyes and thin lips, giving her sort of a stern look. If she wore glasses and had a suit on, she could easily pass as one of those secretive secretary types. You know the kind that make Xerox copies of their ass and kill time by doing crotchless panty and ripped stocking photo shoots in the break room.

As we made our introductions and undressed, she explained how she was in the hospital during our last appointment, hence the no-show. I forgive you. Now baby, let’s fuck. She is a 5’2 blonde spinner and her body is very similar to Azn Exotic Leina. Very petite, nice round bangin’ ass and shaved kitty. Though in comparison, Misty has natural “C” cups with nice light-bright pink nippies. Started with DFK then before she went to CBJ she sucked and licked under my "meat and two veg" for a bit. With the right kinda tongue, getting licked on that patch of skin is fucking awesome. It’s like a Dining at the Y for dudes and Misty is VERY good at it. I also remember the sweat from under her soft titties, as they rubbed against my thighs then onto the sucking of thy nipples (similar sensuality to Leina) being a total turn-on. Continuing the list of oral positions including 69 (thank Gawd no tongue studs this time) Misty and I kept on going back to DFK. Swashbuckling of tongue slow and fast (even counter-clockwise) the pulling of hair and raking of nails on each other’s back while I explored the rough rim of her prostate, then down and inside the moist walls of her pussy. WHEW! She told me next to sucking dick, mouth to mouth is one of her favorites when servicing men. So for any of you guys who are into that, this is the girl for you. The French Kiss is deftinately her signature mark. As in her words, "because it's erotic".

Seeing that the hour was coming to an end, I finally put it in. Yeap, we almost spent the whole time rolling around in bed and making out and sucking like two horny yet deprived high school kids. Did ACG onto reverse and finally into K-9. Right before I finished I told her to rub under my sack, as she knew exactly what spot I was talking about. My body was twitching all the way till the wet towel. After clean up, we hit the shower and took turns soaping each other in the nether regions and in areas where the sun don’t shine. In all, Misty was a blast and IMHO epitomizes true a GFE. By the way, did I mention that she not only has a twin sister but has also a drummed for a band in Seattle? Was even on a Hempfest bill. See, told you I like em’ Rock N’ Roll. Of all the girls I have seen thus far, I think I connected with this one the best. So good-looking and so fun. I can’t get her out of my mind.

Three for Three, VG I thank Thee!

L 9/A 10/S 10
$$.7 (in-call special for regulars till the end of the month, so hurry!)


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[QUOTE=One Day]Wow you saw her three times in one week! Did she offer you any discounted prices?

Her new CL ad says -[/QUOTE]She said the price was negotiable but the service did not improve as time went on so I moved on. Tempted by the less-than-$ ad, but like I said in my original post the experience was unremarkable. She did say she was getting a lot of customers, though. Maybe the novelty will return for me after awhile & I'll try again.

[QUOTE=Mastah Mongah]Mongers I'm new to actually making a report, usually jus scan thru em to see how everyone feels bout the ladies. Seen suki aka keiko and lacey aka kiki tonight. Not worth the money. Both look nothing like their pictures. At least 20 lbs heavier and not cute. "Keiko" is cute but her body is not. Also, thats not her in the picture but she is asian. "Lacey" looks nothing like the hottie who's pic she's using. Both were rude and tried to rush. Called them over for an hour, cbj from both and cfs mish and cg with keiko and cfs mish with lacey. Both are boring, no sounds, no faces. No effort. Would never repeat. YMMV. Damage $$$$.5 for an hour for both. Definitely not worth it. Once we were done, they threw on their clothes and left abruptly. If you decide to try hope you have better session.

Happy mongering[/QUOTE]Thanks Mastah Mongah for TOFTT

[QUOTE=Mastah Mongah]Mongers I'm new to actually making a report, usually jus scan thru em to see how everyone feels bout the ladies. Seen suki aka keiko and lacey aka kiki tonight. Not worth the money. Both look nothing like their pictures. At least 20 lbs heavier and not cute. "Keiko" is cute but her body is not. Also, thats not her in the picture but she is asian. "Lacey" looks nothing like the hottie who's pic she's using. Both were rude and tried to rush. Called them over for an hour, cbj from both and cfs mish and cg with keiko and cfs mish with lacey. Both are boring, no sounds, no faces. No effort. Would never repeat. YMMV. Damage $$$$.5 for an hour for both. Definitely not worth it. Once we were done, they threw on their clothes and left abruptly. If you decide to try hope you have better session.

Happy mongering[/QUOTE]Was very interested in the Keiko chick but after reading your post, I'll guess I'll pass. For the amount of cash she is asking, I would expect alot more.

Thanks for TOFTT.

R74

Okay fellas help a brotha out here. Seems like all the providers I run into are either using fake pictures or are extremely rude and not worth the cash. Called "sasha" aka "candy" aka "precious" off of CL the other night and was looking forward to a relaxing night with this "latin beauty" as she calls herself. Answer the door and the girl standing there was NOT the girl in the pics. She's at least 40 to 50 lbs heavier, not cute at ALL, and was extremely rude. Invited her into mi casa, chatted for a few minutes. She gives an alright cbj give her about a 6 but her cfs wasn't up to par. Reminded me of "suki/keiko" and "kiki/lacey". No excitement, no effort. Like fucking a sex doll. She reeked of weed and I don't think she showered before coming to mi casa. Damage was $. 5 for a half hour. Didn't even finish, faked it and rushed her out. YMMV but once again I will never repeat. If any of you fellas have had a good experience with a provider, can you recommend one? I'm tired of wasting my hard earned mula on these fake girls. Mahalos

Well guys I just had to try Angelina and man she is a winner. Sorry for not letting anyone know about her rates and such but I just been pretty busy as of late.

Just a little basic info on her messaged her though e-mail and set up time for this weekend. Rate was $$$$/hr and at the price I wasn't sure if it was worth it or not. I really didn't see any reviews or other info on this girl but like always Jr. Did all the talking. Got up to her room and when I first saw her I was like DAMN! She was fiiinnnneeeeee. It really is her in the picture but just a bit off due to being professional pictures. O and she does give a pretty good massage said she has license in Cali.

Now down to business. Chatted a bit seemed like a really nice girl and found out that she left for maui yesterday or today and forgot if she said she is coming back here (sorry guys). Anyway she gave a nice back rub got me feeling really relaxed, had a hard day at work, and put the cover on and gave a pretty damn good cjb. She hopped up for some cg, doggie, mish, cg again, mish again damn I was just all over her one of the best sessions I ever had! She was awesome YMMV on this one but I can tell you for sure none of that fake stuff it was all her. Either she was a good actor but yea didn't seem so. Finished in Standing doggie with her hanging over the bed damn that ass was nice and when I looked to my left damn mirror right there felt like a porno shoot! LOL. Forgot to mention that she has a few "typical" girl tatoo's didn't bother me much loved seeing.

Anyway like I said YMMV she was very comfortable with me after it was done she offered me a shower and we talked for a while after. Also never got dressed really fast in fact stayed complete nude untill we said our goodbyes. I was really tempted to see if I could I could go another round but a few things went a bit awkward during the session I would rather not talk about. Not rushed at all I must of been there almost an hour and a half+ also never requested the money up front, I thought I was gonna get away with a free session _ she asked for it right before we said our goodbyes.

If had a few extra bucks man I would defiantly visit again before she leaves. Ture GFE I asked for rules before we started and with a big smile she said I'll let you know _.

L 9/A 10/S 10 $$$$ a bit pricey but for me it was well worth it.

[QUOTE=Mastah Mongah]Okay fellas help a brotha out here. Seems like all the providers I run into are either using fake pictures or are extremely rude and not worth the cash. Called "sasha" aka "candy" aka "precious" off of CL the other night and was looking forward to a relaxing night with this "latin beauty" as she calls herself. Answer the door and the girl standing there was NOT the girl in the pics. She's at least 40 to 50 lbs heavier, not cute at ALL, and was extremely rude. Invited her into mi casa, chatted for a few minutes. She gives an alright cbj give her about a 6 but her cfs wasn't up to par. Reminded me of "suki/keiko" and "kiki/lacey". No excitement, no effort. Like fucking a sex doll. She reeked of weed and I don't think she showered before coming to mi casa. Damage was $. 5 for a half hour. Didn't even finish, faked it and rushed her out. YMMV but once again I will never repeat. If any of you fellas have had a good experience with a provider, can you recommend one? I'm tired of wasting my hard earned mula on these fake girls. Mahalos[/QUOTE]

Mastah Mongah--thanks much for the informative reports!

So last night I was wanting some and decided to try Nevaeh, from the picture she looked good. When I called her she negotiated price with me and asked how much I wanted to spend. She also asked me what I did for a living, do they do that to make sure you don't work with their family members? Or got the monies to pay? I think LE can lie both ways. Well I told her the most I was wanting to dish out for good service was $$. 5 so she asked if I wanted a two for one at that price, so I said sure. When they drove up there was a large driver but they told me not to worry because she was just the driver. The one who claimed was Nevaeh just gave birth and was milking for those who like those things, she has streach marks and was not the one in the picture. She was the one doing the talking and started with the CBJ, she let me finger her and anything else I wanted but never put inside, don't know if she just thought I wasn't wanting it. Her friend Kitana looked more like the girl in the photo she had soft hand sized tits and also had streach marks from giving birth but no milk. Kitana let me suck and finger her also taking turns blowing me off then got on to for the bull ride while Nevaeh sucked on my tits and sucked my balls. I was told I had 40 min but they didn't rush me and ended up being a little over an hour. I finished up mish style. They only do car dates and outcalls for now. I don't think I would repeat only because I want some hot young NANI, they were young but cool.

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I don't know about hitting the CL providers as it seems spotty compared to an AMP. I think as the local economy gets worse that there will be a lot more posts on CL. However, I'd be cautious because I'm sure the quality posts will be far outnumbered by lesser quality posts. I'd bet there will be a lot of posts by women who would not cut it in an AMP because of looks, attitude, and service. I'd stake a little more trust with ad sites where they would have to pay for advertising.

[QUOTE=Atc808]So last night I was wanting some and decided to try Nevaeh, from the picture she looked good. When I called her she negotiated price with me and asked how much I wanted to spend. She also asked me what I did for a living, do they do that to make sure you don't work with their family members? Or got the monies to pay? I think LE can lie both ways. Well I told her the most I was wanting to dish out for good service was $$. 5 so she asked if I wanted a two for one at that price, so I said sure. When they drove up there was a large driver but they told me not to worry because she was just the driver. The one who claimed was Nevaeh just gave birth and was milking for those who like those things, she has streach marks and was not the one in the picture. She was the one doing the talking and started with the CBJ, she let me finger her and anything else I wanted but never put inside, don't know if she just thought I wasn't wanting it. Her friend Kitana looked more like the girl in the photo she had soft hand sized tits and also had streach marks from giving birth but no milk. Kitana let me suck and finger her also taking turns blowing me off then got on to for the bull ride while Nevaeh sucked on my tits and sucked my balls. I was told I had 40 min but they didn't rush me and ended up being a little over an hour. I finished up mish style. They only do car dates and outcalls for now. I don't think I would repeat only because I want some hot young NANI, they were young but cool.[/QUOTE]Attached a little larger pic for reference.

[QUOTE=Atc808]So last night I was wanting some and decided to try Nevaeh, from the picture she looked good. When I called her she negotiated price with me and asked how much I wanted to spend. She also asked me what I did for a living, do they do that to make sure you don't work with their family members? Or got the monies to pay? I think LE can lie both ways. Well I told her the most I was wanting to dish out for good service was $$. 5 so she asked if I wanted a two for one at that price, so I said sure. When they drove up there was a large driver but they told me not to worry because she was just the driver. The one who claimed was Nevaeh just gave birth and was milking for those who like those things, she has streach marks and was not the one in the picture. She was the one doing the talking and started with the CBJ, she let me finger her and anything else I wanted but never put inside, don't know if she just thought I wasn't wanting it. Her friend Kitana looked more like the girl in the photo she had soft hand sized tits and also had streach marks from giving birth but no milk. Kitana let me suck and finger her also taking turns blowing me off then got on to for the bull ride while Nevaeh sucked on my tits and sucked my balls. I was told I had 40 min but they didn't rush me and ended up being a little over an hour. I finished up mish style. They only do car dates and outcalls for now. I don't think I would repeat only because I want some hot young NANI, they were young but cool.[/QUOTE]So which one is the one in the pic?

[QUOTE=Makana9]I was doing some Laptop paperwork at Kinkos, when I see this chick come into the Kinkos to ask Qs.

She was looking for a building, and did not know where it was.

This was around 8pmish.

Maybe she looking for her outcall?

I gotta say this, girl got some DDzzz, hard not to see her when she by HFD Headquarters.[/QUOTE]I saw Chell a few weeks ago, I just couldn't resist checking out a $. 2 or $ deal on CL, esp with massive breasts. But, unfortunately, I would not repeat. Honestly, I don't find her attractive at all, and in the end, would rather blow the extra. 8 and go to AMP with the whole treatment.

Besides, she has these red zitz on her ass that I just ruined it for me. Sorry. To each his own!

So my cock was throbbing and I got a hold of Saniya a black escort from craigslist. I went up to her room were I was very disappointed as she did not look anything at all in her pic. My hormones wanted to fuck so I went with her anyway. Big mistake. I gave her 196. 00 because I had to pay for parking and she nagged me about the other $4. 00. I should have left at this time but I did not. She said we would do DFK and LFK which never happened and that was a big disappointment. We started off with a robotic BBBJ and she then just slipped the jacket on and I banged her pussy. Very tight pussy though. We ended in mish and we talked and I left. She is quite heavy and not even pretty. Sagging breast and a big ass scar on her stomach. Stab or appendix.

Why did I stay because she would not give me my money back. She said once I gave her the money I paid and there is no refund. She is staying at the Aloha Surf in room #405. I hope the police get this *****.

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