Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GlennCoward53;1746884]I normally post BP reviews under the Brockton section. In MA we are slowley running out of MP's as LE closes them. Most recently in Mansfield. Norwood, and Brockton / Easton. I don't want to travel to Quincy or Boston, especially afetr sitting in traffice getting to and from my job. Logitics-wise Harmoney is just over the S. Attleboro border, so I would like to give them a shot. Is there ample parking? I own a nice American Mucle Car. Would it draw attention? Is Harmony clearly marked or would I look lost trying to find it supposedly next to a pizza joint. Will house fee plus 60 tip get me something? Thanks Just for kicks if I get an attractive girl and drop a see-note will that get me into a possible top off or BBBJ?[/QUOTE]Something seems amiss. Let's look at this more closely. Traveling from Mass some distance ($20 in gas anyway, roundtrip), drives a "muscle car" and is concerned about it, and yet, wants to drop a princely sum of $60 for the show, even suggesting a BBBJ (not covered mind you). It does not add up dear friends.

Given the situation, I would visit One Spa where they neither ask about a tip, nor count it in front of you (mostly because they are effectively "printing" money there.)

If all you want is a BJ (and it WILL be covered), turn the 60 into 5 dollar bills and leave it as your tip, and RUN for the door not to return soon.

And laugh your ass off all the way home (take 195 and get off at the 118 exit for CHEAP gas in Swansea, given everything, it will be a concern to you) on your way.

To Brockton via 24.

[QUOTE=Worgent6;1746993]Check out my review of refresh spa see review #8379, but to sum up, don't even bother for FS. I do still recommend 1021 despite some recent posts against them, I haven't had the pleasure of ttrying O / S since their return but it is good to read your post that they still got quality.[/QUOTE]I think there have been more recent reviews that say service has improved. The review was vague but if you read between the lines it sounds like they are making a comeback to the ABC days.

[QUOTE=Yellowfever023;1747054]I think there have been more recent reviews that say service has improved. The review was vague but if you read between the lines it sounds like they are making a comeback to the ABC days.[/QUOTE]Yes they are.

[QUOTE=Yellowfever023;1747054]I think there have been more recent reviews that say service has improved. The review was vague but if you read between the lines it sounds like they are making a comeback to the ABC days.[/QUOTE]You mean they've changed out of the sweatshirts and sweatpants outfits?

Last evening, as I am writing my newest thesis, hopefully, for my third PhD in Computer Science, to be submitted to M. I. T. (my others are from Harvard and Yale,) I developed the dreaded "Writer's Block." I called a fellow Mensa member for advice, as he usually has a solution to overcome it, which is why his PhD's are in Stylized Writing and the Effects of Temporary Inability to Compose Rhetoric for the Masses. (SWETICRM)

As expected, he offered a solution which seemed to be palpable, and it was: to change the subject at hand; embark on one alien from that on which I was writing my thesis, I. E, perform some investigative reporting.

I thought to myself how brilliant! But of course, what else would one expect from a member of Mensa?

So, utilizing a computer software program that earned my second PhD, I input data for all of the American-themed providers at MP's in the RI area, and let the software suggest which one should be investigated that evening.

Surprisingly, there was only one named: Simple Pleasures in Central Falls. The software also stated that there had been many negative reports written already by others for this one MP, and that an additional report most likely would only be deemed by the reader to be superfluous. I was skeptical of the result, so I changed some variables in the software, re-compiled it, and ran it again; but was given the same results.

Having the greatest of confidence in my software's analysis; I donned my softest Fedora hat, Brooks Brothers outer garment, and set off in the CL230 for Central Falls.

Arriving at my destination, I entered the edifice, and was greeted by an attractive (non-Asian) woman, who led me to a smallish room, whereupon she stated that only she and another provider were available, and then, asked for the house fee. I told her that I was at her place of business only as an observer, that I had not given her any indication that I was going to avail myself of whatever services the establishment provided just yet, and to please allow me to observe the other person, so that I might be able to choose between them; which as a customer, is my prerogative.

She responded that there would be a $20. 00 fee in order for this to take place. I responded in the most incredulous manner: "$20. 00 is to be paid to the establishment in order to view additional providers?" She responded in the affirmative.

I, in turn, responded in the negative; turned on my heel; abjured the location, and drove home, refreshed by my experience enough so that I could continue to work on my thesis.

DISCLAIMER:

If the casual reader of this report takes the preceding paragraphs (except for the SP part,) as fact; I hasten to state that they are crap. Bullshit, even.

And so too, is the fee SP wants to charge to view additional providers. Can you believe it? Well, do, as she was serious. Just unbelievable. According to my software program, a long time in business is not predicted for SP.

Cannot wait for your next Novel about travels to the Far East, Central Falls or Federal Hill. Should be better content with those.

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma; 1747851]Last evening, as I am writing my newest thesis, hopefully, for my third PhD in Computer Science, to be submitted to M. I. T. (my others are from Harvard and Yale,) I developed the dreaded "Writer's Block." I called a fellow Mensa member for advice, as he usually has a solution to overcome it, which is why his PhD's are in Stylized Writing and the Effects of Temporary Inability to Compose Rhetoric for the Masses. (SWETICRM)

As expected, he offered a solution which seemed to be palpable, and it was: to change the subject at hand; embark on one alien from that on which I was writing my thesis, I. E, perform some investigative reporting.

I thought to myself how brilliant! But of course, what else would one expect from a member of Mensa?

So, utilizing a computer software program that earned my second PhD, I input data for all of the American-themed providers at MP's in the RI area, and let the software suggest which one should be investigated that evening.

Surprisingly, there was only one named: Simple Pleasures in Central Falls. The software also stated that there had been many negative reports written already by others for this one MP, and that an additional report most likely would only be deemed by the reader to be superfluous. I was skeptical of the result, so I changed some variables in the software, re-compiled it, and ran it again; but was given the same results.

Having the greatest of confidence in my software's analysis; I donned my softest Fedora hat, Brooks Brothers outer garment, and set off in the CL230 for Central Falls.

Arriving at my destination, I entered the edifice, and was greeted by an attractive (non-Asian) woman, who led me to a smallish room, whereupon she stated that only she and another provider were available, and then, asked for the house fee. I told her that I was at her place of business only as an observer, that I had not given her any indication that I was going to avail myself of whatever services the establishment provided just yet, and to please allow me to observe the other person, so that I might be able to choose between them; which as a customer, is my prerogative.

She responded that there would be a $20. 00 fee in order for this to take place. I responded in the most incredulous manner: "$20. 00 is to be paid to the establishment in order to view additional providers?" She responded in the affirmative.

I, in turn, responded in the negative; turned on my heel; abjured the location, and drove home, refreshed by my experience enough so that I could continue to work on my thesis.

DISCLAIMER:

If the casual reader of this report takes the preceding paragraphs (except for the SP part,) as fact; I hasten to state that they are crap. Bullshit, even.

And so too, is the fee SP wants to charge to view additional providers. Can you believe it? Well, do, as she was serious. Just unbelievable. According to my software program, a long time in business is not predicted for SP.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma; 1747851]She responded that there would be a $20. 00 fee in order for this to take place. I responded in the most incredulous manner: "$20. 00 is to be paid to the establishment in order to view additional providers?" She responded in the affirmative.

I, in turn, responded in the negative; turned on my heel; abjured the location, and drove home, refreshed by my experience enough so that I could continue to work on my thesis.[/QUOTE]Good thing the little head wasn't doing the thinking. You would have been down $20

[QUOTE=HappyDave;1747858]Cannot wait for your next Novel about travels to the Far East, Central Falls or Federal Hill. Should be better content with those.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the suggestion!

And, it would be of immense help to me if you could suggest topics for those areas you mentioned that ought to be explored in-depth.

Which will help me twofold: become a better Investigative Reporter, and supply material for my as of yet, unfinished thesis.

[QUOTE=Legend Man;1747913]Good thing the little head wasn't doing the thinking. You would have been down $20[/QUOTE]One of the first rules of Investigative Reporting is that the little head must be muzzled, and physically restrained.

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma; 1747920]Thanks for the suggestion!

And, it would be of immense help to me if you could suggest topics for those areas you mentioned that ought to be explored in-depth.

Which will help me twofold: become a better Investigative Reporter, and supply material for my as of yet, unfinished thesis.[/QUOTE]Myself I like my Asian spinners to be very well trim if not smooth as a Q ball. I think a line up to see that at OS especially as the were in the old day's may just be worth the $20. 00.

[QUOTE=HappyDave;1748045]Myself I like my Asian spinners to be very well trim if not smooth as a Q ball. I think a line up to see that at OS especially as the were in the old day's may just be worth the $20. 00.[/QUOTE]Okay, and thanks for the suggestions. Next time I wear my reporter's hat, I will investigate each provider THOROUGHLY in order to determine their physical trimness, and how alike to a cue ball they are, as well as all other attributes, such as height, hair color, tats, etc. Look for a future report!

By the way, I also like my provider to be as you do. The only exception is boobs. I detest large, or silicone enhanced boobs. Gimme natural!

Sorry, but it still goes against my nature to pay even one thin dime to view a lineup of any providers, in any MP, Asian or not. If we start paying to view a lineup, what will follow? A fee for towels? A fee for a bottle of water? Mouthwash? To offset the cost of the water used in the shower? The covering? As an example, look how the major airlines started out with a small fee here and there, and now, it costs almost as much for these additional fees as it does for the ticket itself!

I've always been of the opinion that presenting a lineup to a potential customer was in part, to secure his approval, as men are by nature, visually stimulated; and thus perhaps, it would make for a repeat customer, since the MP manager should know that physical attraction toward a provider is the first step in securing that satisfaction, and hopefully, a repeat of his business.

Just sayin'.

[QUOTE=HappyDave;1748045]Myself I like my Asian spinners to be very well trim if not smooth as a Q ball. I think a line up to see that at OS especially as the were in the old day's may just be worth the $20. 00.[/QUOTE]But only if the fee was deductible from the house fee if you accepted a lady! .... After all, OS old days it was pretty much guaranteed that you would be happy with at least one girl :)

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma; 1748090]Okay, and thanks for the suggestions. Next time I wear my reporter's hat, I will investigate each provider THOROUGHLY in order to determine their physical trimness, and how alike to a cue ball they are, as well as all other attributes, such as height, hair color, tats, etc. Look for a future report!

By the way, I also like my provider to be as you do. The only exception is boobs. I detest large, or silicone enhanced boobs. Give me natural!

Sorry, but it still goes against my nature to pay even one thin dime to view a lineup of any providers, in any MP, Asian or not. If we start paying to view a lineup, what will follow? A fee for towels? A fee for a bottle of water? Mouthwash? To offset the cost of the water used in the shower? The covering? As an example, look how the major airlines started out with a small fee here and there, and now, it costs almost as much for these additional fees as it does for the ticket itself!

I've always been of the opinion that presenting a lineup to a potential customer was in part, to secure his approval, as men are by nature, visually stimulated; and thus perhaps, it would make for a repeat customer, since the MP manager should know that physical attraction toward a provider is the first step in securing that satisfaction, and hopefully, a repeat of his business.

Just sayin'.[/QUOTE]Silly Monger Tits are for kids. That said I would never pay for a lineup in fact would not pay the house fee until I was satisfied. You can never pry the money out of Mamason's iron grip.

[QUOTE=HappyDave;1748127]You can never pry the money out of Mamason's iron grip.[/QUOTE]Haha! You are so right. Where do these mostly 50-ish women get such a grip? I wonder if there is a training class for them!

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma; 1747851]Last evening, as I am writing my newest thesis, hopefully, for my third PhD in Computer Science, to be submitted to M. I. T. (my others are from Harvard and Yale,) I developed the dreaded "Writer's Block." I called a fellow Mensa member for advice, as he usually has a solution to overcome it, which is why his PhD's are in Stylized Writing and the Effects of Temporary Inability to Compose Rhetoric for the Masses. (SWETICRM)

As expected, he offered a solution which seemed to be palpable, and it was: to change the subject at hand; embark on one alien from that on which I was writing my thesis, I. E, perform some investigative reporting.

I thought to myself how brilliant! But of course, what else would one expect from a member of Mensa?

So, utilizing a computer software program that earned my second PhD, I input data for all of the American-themed providers at MP's in the RI area, and let the software suggest which one should be investigated that evening.

Surprisingly, there was only one named: Simple Pleasures in Central Falls. The software also stated that there had been many negative reports written already by others for this one MP, and that an additional report most likely would only be deemed by the reader to be superfluous. I was skeptical of the result, so I changed some variables in the software, re-compiled it, and ran it again; but was given the same results.

Having the greatest of confidence in my software's analysis; I donned my softest Fedora hat, Brooks Brothers outer garment, and set off in the CL230 for Central Falls.

Arriving at my destination, I entered the edifice, and was greeted by an attractive (non-Asian) woman, who led me to a smallish room, whereupon she stated that only she and another provider were available, and then, asked for the house fee. I told her that I was at her place of business only as an observer, that I had not given her any indication that I was going to avail myself of whatever services the establishment provided just yet, and to please allow me to observe the other person, so that I might be able to choose between them; which as a customer, is my prerogative.

She responded that there would be a $20. 00 fee in order for this to take place. I responded in the most incredulous manner: "$20. 00 is to be paid to the establishment in order to view additional providers?" She responded in the affirmative.

I, in turn, responded in the negative; turned on my heel; abjured the location, and drove home, refreshed by my experience enough so that I could continue to work on my thesis.

DISCLAIMER:

If the casual reader of this report takes the preceding paragraphs (except for the SP part,) as fact; I hasten to state that they are crap. Bullshit, even.

And so too, is the fee SP wants to charge to view additional providers. Can you believe it? Well, do, as she was serious. Just unbelievable. According to my software program, a long time in business is not predicted for SP.[/QUOTE]They always used to give a line up without us asking. Business must be real bad for them to go that far.