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I received a test from 312-xxxx137 telling me that someone had 4 thugs ready to murder my whole family and asked for 1000 $. Bad English probably using google translate and trying to google phone numbers to find owner info to try to blackmail. I called them out and texted "you have 4 thugs ready to attack my family for 1000 $? Do you remember when Dr. Evil asked for a million dollars and everyone laughed? You don't have 4 thugs to do anything". Since I was driving for a while I spent 15 minutes calling the number, he answered once and I screamed some silly stuff at him and then told him I was going to send this to the FBI. They ended up deleting the text now account. I think they got my number after I texted 520-xxxx212. The story is much longer because I spent some time screwing with the people texting me. Be safe and use your burners!

[QUOTE=Mdubya;4698307]How long did screening take for those that applied?[/QUOTE]Dude. These girls suck. All the pictures are photoshopped to hell. Don't waste your time.

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Went and saw this one today. Have a huge thing for preggos and couldn't turn it down, although I wish I saved my money. Kinda slow to respond, was quoted. 6 for a qv, might have been better if I donated more. Got to the room and she was probably in her early to mid 20's, dark skinned Latina. Did not speak a word of English and was rushing me. Started off with CBJ that lasted like 20 seconds, then goes, "ready?" Just kind went with the flow and got into mish. Just kinda laid there and didn't like her boobs touched all that much and covered up her belly so I couldn't see. Then got into doggy and will admit, she has a very nice body and great ass. After about 2 minutes of doggy she says, "baby finish. " Pulled out and just finished with an HJ. Wouldn't even let me finish anywhere on her body. Had to clean myself up after (no baby wipes), and left without saying much. Wanted to try because preggos are my favorite and they're so hard to come by, but even I won't repeat. If you donate for more time then YMMV.

[QUOTE=Delee1234;4698361]Dude. These girls suck. All the pictures are photoshopped to hell. Don't waste your time.[/QUOTE]All women photoshop their pics nowadays with filters. I never seen a provider who looks exactly like their pics. It's better than the crapshoots, at least I have an inkling of how the girl looks. Now don't get me wrong I've experienced GFE at the crapshoot but this is guaranteed GFE based on reviews and not just anyone can see these girls. All these Asian agencies have a NBA (No blacks allowed) policy anyway. I don't even know why I waste my time and risk giving them my PII. Even though I've seen numerous Asian women and have never had a problem with them. I guess I'll just stick to my crapshoots and save some money. I was just trying to find a higher tier experience. I've had a couple of crapshoot chicks try to trap me into giving them a baby LOL.

Anyone have any info on this one:

[URL]https://www.preferred411.com/P188890[/URL]

Mid-30's Thai in Alexandria, apt off Route 1 near Beacon Hill.

Only has one review.

PM me.

[QUOTE=Mdubya;4698434]All women photoshop their pics nowadays with filters. I never seen a provider who looks exactly like their pics. It's better than the crapshoots, at least I have an inkling of how the girl looks. Now don't get me wrong I've experienced GFE at the crapshoot but this is guaranteed GFE based on reviews and not just anyone can see these girls. All these Asian agencies have a NBA (No blacks allowed) policy anyway. I don't even know why I waste my time and risk giving them my PII. Even though I've seen numerous Asian women and have never had a problem with them. I guess I'll just stick to my crapshoots and save some money. I was just trying to find a higher tier experience. I've had a couple of crapshoot chicks try to trap me into giving them a baby LOL.[/QUOTE]Dude, go for it. I'm just sayin for that kinda money you can get something really nice that matches what you see on the screen.

[QUOTE=Delee1234;4698557]Dude, go for it. I'm just sayin for that kinda money you can get something really nice that matches what you see on the screen.[/QUOTE]I've seen some decent girls on privatedelights but I think alot of them inflate their price because it's privatedelights. Most Asian women use agencies or handlers because they don't speak English. It's hard to get bbj from the Latinas. I have yet to meet one that has given me bbj.

[QUOTE=WashIrv;4698286]The Economy is tanking, boys. Before long, prices are going to have to come down from their inflated highs. They're not going to keep getting business at current prices, and more talent is likely to come in during a bad economy. Keep supply and demand in mind for the next few weeks.[/QUOTE]I get the point about inflated prices but I doubt the economy is tanking. The stock market isn't rational and does not represent the overall economy. It will recover!!

So she has been discussed and asked about here before and I did mention that I recalled seeing her pictures with Elite a while back as well. She went by Sasha then and I did not have an opportunity to see her then (though I did recall the hot pics). Took the plunge. She is hot and if looks and body could make you come, she is the one. However, I think in this hobby, for me what matters more and seals the deal is the attitude and that makes someone a GFE.

I put my donation and freshened up. Came back and started to kiss. She was not too much into it and seemed to want to move to the main event. I started to take the layers off and then went down. After a few minutes of not getting any natural reaction to my efforts, I also decided to move on and gave her my stick (note that her pussy was nice). She did a somewhat enthusiastic BBBJ and I had to eventually asked her to pause.

Moved to MISH and K9 and then took a break. I asked her to massage me a bit and we chatted a little. Then we moved to CG and RCG and back to K9 where I filled her up. I rarely do two shots these days and did not feel like she was in a mood either. That is what I mean by the attitude. Some providers will ensure to drain you and make every effort to exhaust you before you leave but others just act as if they want you to cum and leave. I got the later feeling from her. I think that this is a problem with some of the "Brazilian" chicks that Elite gets. The other girls from Bolivia and other less fancier locales have had much nicer attitudes.

Anyways, after a bit of massage, I said my goodbyes. I would rate this experience a 7/10.

I agree, if the pics and reports are to be believed, DC and NVA areas including Maryland just outside DC, have much better options for mongers than Baltimore. Especially if you're looking for decent looking escorts in the $100-$120/ HH range.

Is Eros charging $250/ YR for some kind of special access for mongers that I didn't know about? I wouldn't pay them anything anyways since I can do all of my research for free and / or some reviews. Yes, I've run into a bunch of phoney reviews on Eroticmonkey. Guys are saying things like they met the escort at a hotel when I know the escort works from home or saying the escort does this or that when I know they won't do certain things. Such is the environment we have to operate within.

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

[QUOTE=DeCoria;4697830]This Asian, wanted 200 for QV, and 300 for an FH. Should have gone with her, instead of the other provider I spoke about. I was able to speak to her on the phone, whereas the other provider, only texted and then spoke to me once I reached the hotel.

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The following black lady, I was able to speak to, and wanted around 120 for a QV. She stated she would demand a selfie of one's self while In the car and she would send one of herself. It was dark outside, so I'd probably be willing to comply. She was very direct. Again I wish saw her, instead of the previous provider I reviewed about.

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You DC / Nova guys are much more privileged in provider options, than we Baltimore people. Best of luck.

At SuperJimmy, $250 per year for Eros is just a bit too exorbitant for my taste. Not a fan of E-Monkey neither, as they want pictures of oneself.[/QUOTE]

Saw Audrey, it was business like, not GFE like.

She was very nice, spoke good english. Stats were accurate. I'm not a fan of the bolt ons. I like bigger boobs but only if real, or, real feeling (soft). Otherwise it's a turnoff for me.

I had to initiate any kissing, which was received but not enthusiastically. The BJ was on par. Same with the sex. Not memorable but not bad.

Oh, handler said no rim, but when on bed after rubbing and kissing back, she asked if I wanted to be kissed there. I said sure, and, you guessed it, it was mechanical.

Ho hum again, maybe it's me getting older. I try these girls then wish I had that money back to invest in the stock market. Oh, wait.

[QUOTE=Mdubya;4698573]I've seen some decent girls on privatedelights but I think alot of them inflate their price because it's privatedelights. Most Asian women use agencies or handlers because they don't speak English. It's hard to get bbj from the Latinas. I have yet to meet one that has given me bbj.[/QUOTE]Try elite, I've been successful in getting bbj from Gianna and Antonella. Bookalatina too if you're looking for Latinas. Michelle is a homerun.

[QUOTE=Saffah;4698770]So she has been discussed and asked about here before and I did mention that I recalled seeing her pictures with Elite a while back as well. She went by Sasha then and I did not have an opportunity to see her then (though I did recall the hot pics). Took the plunge. She is hot and if looks and body could make you come, she is the one. However, I think in this hobby, for me what matters more and seals the deal is the attitude and that makes someone a GFE.

I put my donation and freshened up. Came back and started to kiss. She was not too much into it and seemed to want to move to the main event. I started to take the layers off and then went down. After a few minutes of not getting any natural reaction to my efforts, I also decided to move on and gave her my stick (note that her pussy was nice). She did a somewhat enthusiastic BBBJ and I had to eventually asked her to pause.

Moved to MISH and K9 and then took a break. I asked her to massage me a bit and we chatted a little. Then we moved to CG and RCG and back to K9 where I filled her up. I rarely do two shots these days and did not feel like she was in a mood either. That is what I mean by the attitude. Some providers will ensure to drain you and make every effort to exhaust you before you leave but others just act as if they want you to cum and leave. I got the later feeling from her. I think that this is a problem with some of the "Brazilian" chicks that Elite gets..[/QUOTE]I have feeling that this is a chick that got less then great reviews when she was with TG. She went by Maya or something like that. Do you think this is the same girl you saw? You'll have to find her pics in her feed as she retweet's a lot.

[URL]https://mobile.twitter.com/Ninna_skyy[/URL]

[QUOTE=Saffah;4698658]I get the point about inflated prices but I doubt the economy is tanking. The stock market isn't rational and does not represent the overall economy. It will recover!![/QUOTE]I heard Kendra Kox that use the be $, $. 5, $$ with BBBJ. 5 extra gone up because she has new porn video out. Service the same and she bigger bbw now. WTF. We have the $ and mongers got to stand strong.

She also goes by Karla.

[QUOTE=Jjdel;4698513]Anyone have any info on this one:

[URL]https://www.preferred411.com/P188890[/URL]

Mid-30's Thai in Alexandria, apt off Route 1 near Beacon Hill.

Only has one review.

PM me.[/QUOTE]