Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DannyOFace;5000199]Just thought I'd share my opinion on this place. So far I've seen Jenny and Mia for 4 hand, which led to an awesome FS experience. Sadly, Mia is gone but says she'll return once in a while. That woman had beautiful natural curves and a hot accent.

Then Alicia came for literally like a week, but they tell me she'll be back. Probably my best experience. $ $ on top of door fee for FS but completely worth it if you're into super curvy woman. Borderline Rose Monroe with a fatter ass.

Anyway, anyone else play with these girls?[/QUOTE]I enjoyed FS with Laura once and Jessica twice. Both were fun! I few others were good also but are no longer there.

Too bad about Mia, she was on my "to see" list.

Anyone see Alexa?

[QUOTE=dbones;5001234]Anyone seen Mandy or Avana? Looks like Avana has some reviews on ter but no longer exist so not sure if they are real or not.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/194338[/URL]

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/121110[/URL][/QUOTE]Mandy should be an old timer, but photos appear to be of someone else.

[QUOTE=SawBoy1740;5000693]63?! Well damn. Lmao.[/QUOTE]I'm not quite sure how to feel about that. I've been there.

[QUOTE=BenBeck;5001615]I'm not quite sure how to feel about that. I've been there.[/QUOTE]Chicago mongers are really bad at judging age. In general, non-asian people are bad at judging the ages of Asians, particularly women. And it's almost always by judging them far younger than they really are. I see reviews all the time which say the girl is in her 30's and I go and the woman is almost 50. Stop looking at the face and look at the hands and neck. You guys are getting jerked off by people in their 50's and 60's thinking they are 30's and 40's. And what's worse, these geriatrics tell their friends who can't get work in other cities and then they come here, increasing their numbers. This is why only 5% of chicago parlors have women under 40. We feed them and they multiply.

[QUOTE=dbones;5001234]Anyone seen Mandy or Avana? Looks like Avana has some reviews on ter but no longer exist so not sure if they are real or not.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/194338[/URL]

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/121110[/URL][/QUOTE]I've seen Avana twice.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/121110[/URL]

Overall, a decent massage in her Lincoln Park studio apartment with a nice sensual build up to an erotic HJ finish. Sadly, no significant touching or roaming allowed and no upgrades. Pictures may have been accurate a few years ago, but a little more "curves" now. Not sure what ethnicity but maybe Southeast Asian or Hispanic? From my experience, the TER reviews are wrong. Not model appearance and performance was not an 8 based on TER rating guidelines.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5001776]Chicago mongers are really bad at judging age. In general, non-asian people are bad at judging the ages of Asians, particularly women. And it's almost always by judging them far younger than they really are. I see reviews all the time which say the girl is in her 30's and I go and the woman is almost 50. Stop looking at the face and look at the hands and neck. You guys are getting jerked off by people in their 50's and 60's thinking they are 30's and 40's. And what's worse, these geriatrics tell their friends who can't get work in other cities and then they come here, increasing their numbers. This is why only 5% of chicago parlors have women under 40. We feed them and they multiply.[/QUOTE]My old lady just turned 51 and jerked off some kid who thought she was 35!! Stupid kid!! LMFAO!!

Went to the River Spa in Niles about a month ago. Drew Amy. She is Mongolian, young; has a flat ass, but neat balcony. Since this was my first visit to this spa, she was a little hesitant and asked several questions about who I am and where I live, etc. She also asked whether I visited the spa before. Anyways, after I chatted with her a little bit, she became more calm.

On the flip, I received standard L1. Amy allowed for OTC roaming. It was kind of boring, as I except at least topless access during L1. Damage was $45 for 30 minutes plus $50 for tip (I could have left $40, but I was in a good mood that day). Would I visit again? If I'm in the area and have time to kill, then yes. Also, the mamasan who opened the door, seemed a lot more fun. She was certainly older, but had a sexy outift and had a nice make up on. I get the feeling that I should try the mamasan next time.

If anyone has intel on other providers at River, please let me know. PM's are welcome.

[QUOTE=TJGeek;5001876]I've seen Avana twice.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/121110[/URL]

Overall, a decent massage in her Lincoln Park studio apartment with a nice sensual build up to an erotic HJ finish. Sadly, no significant touching or roaming allowed and no upgrades. Pictures may have been accurate a few years ago, but a little more "curves" now. Not sure what ethnicity but maybe Southeast Asian or Hispanic? From my experience, the TER reviews are wrong. Not model appearance and performance was not an 8 based on TER rating guidelines.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the honest review TJ. I had my eye on her for a long time.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4999290]She's been around for a long time. Definitely is a nice, solid provider, some options will be available, but she is 63 yo.[/QUOTE]So does it mean that she move across the street to a new office building? The address is different from the last one I been at.

I was glancing at RM and I noticed a lot of new places pop up around Chinatown. Have anyone here been to any one of them? Base on the addresses it all seems like they are private apartment instead of a store front. I live up north so I rarely go to Chinatown but if there is a worth while one I willing to drive down there.

[QUOTE=OrdLover;5003485]So does it mean that she move across the street to a new office building? The address is different from the last one I been at.[/QUOTE]She works out of the office complex on the south side of Peterson. She used to be on the north side of Peterson and the ads still have that address listed.

She is definitely a solid provider. I have been going to her for years. Those titties are super solid for a 63 year old. I have also received BBBJ from her on several occasions.

Talk about GPS I popped in when they were open pre covid nice young girls full menu, rang mama San (I thought) skimpy top and shorts! I'm face down different voice virtually no massage to shoulders etc plenty ass and ball action slight lift and she has it in her hand 😊 flip he'll no the mt was older than mamasan (I should know better mongering for over 40 yrs, I did not have a peek) she says "160 FS) nothing from me then "ok 140 because you are special" thanks but no thanks dresses out tipped $20 because geriatrics need help🤣.

[QUOTE=OrdLover;5003495]I was glancing at RM and I noticed a lot of new places pop up around Chinatown. Have anyone here been to any one of them? Base on the addresses it all seems like they are private apartment instead of a store front. I live up north so I rarely go to Chinatown but if there is a worth while one I willing to drive down there.[/QUOTE]I went to the storefront on the 3500 block of South Archer. Had to pay $50 door fee and and the middle-aged gnome insisted on $140 more for FS, so not a great deal.

[QUOTE=TJGeek;5001876]I've seen Avana twice.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/121110[/URL]

Overall, a decent massage in her Lincoln Park studio apartment with a nice sensual build up to an erotic HJ finish. Sadly, no significant touching or roaming allowed and no upgrades. Pictures may have been accurate a few years ago, but a little more "curves" now. Not sure what ethnicity but maybe Southeast Asian or Hispanic? From my experience, the TER reviews are wrong. Not model appearance and performance was not an 8 based on TER rating guidelines.[/QUOTE]Agreed and seconded. Not always available / as responsive.

[QUOTE=CityRat;5005090]Agreed and seconded. Not always available / as responsive.[/QUOTE]She is Filipino actually, she's cute about a 7. 5 or 8 in my rating scale. She was actually quite friendly and talkative through most of it, which was nice. However once she got down to business she got quiet and felt distant; You could tell she doesn't even want to look up at you. It was awkward for me just because she seemed so normal and warm and then got quiet and mechanical. I actually asked her about it since it bothered me so much and she stated that she felt looking at you just feels too personal and so that's her way of disconnecting. For those reasons alone I never visited her again but she's a very sweet girl with a decent comfortable massage. She rents that apartment and does this on the side. She has really small feet if that's anyone's thing, but as other stated she offers nothing more.

[QUOTE=Captain1954;5004629]Talk about GPS I popped in when they were open pre covid nice young girls full menu, rang mama San (I thought) skimpy top and shorts! I'm face down different voice virtually no massage to shoulders etc plenty ass and ball action slight lift and she has it in her hand 😊 flip he'll no the mt was older than mamasan (I should know better mongering for over 40 yrs, I did not have a peek) she says "160 FS) nothing from me then "ok 140 because you are special" thanks but no thanks dresses out tipped $20 because geriatrics need help.[/QUOTE]Exact same experience. Pay no attention to the Ad.

Nothing worth seeing here.

[QUOTE=AngelBravo;5005216]She is Filipino actually, she's cute about a 7. 5 or 8 in my rating scale. She was actually quite friendly and talkative through most of it, which was nice. However once she got down to business she got quiet and felt distant; You could tell she doesn't even want to look up at you. It was awkward for me just because she seemed so normal and warm and then got quiet and mechanical. I actually asked her about it since it bothered me so much and she stated that she felt looking at you just feels too personal and so that's her way of disconnecting. For those reasons alone I never visited her again but she's a very sweet girl with a decent comfortable massage. She rents that apartment and does this on the side. She has really small feet if that's anyone's thing, but as other stated she offers nothing more.[/QUOTE]Angel, clear out your inbox when you get a chance so we can message you. Not going through now.

Made an appointment yesterday with Yuki: [URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/2072677[/URL].

PROS: Massage was decent, the appointment lasted a full hour, she spent a lot of time on my ass, balls, and shaft, she literally massaged my cock (and not just the finish), she's cute, and the L1 finish was one of the best I've ever had. Seriously, she spent so much time teasing and building up (including lots of edging) that the ending was huge for me. She's on the northside in a nice neighborhood, and the price listed in her ads is both accurate and reasonable with no up-selling or negotiation.

CONS: No mutual touch or nudity, no other menu items, place is a bit of a dump, and she's super paranoid about COVID. (Not a bad thing in theory, but UV wands do jack shit.) Also, she's not the girl in the ad's pics (but that's more-or-less expected for AMP stuff) and there was a mild English communication difficulty. Her attitude was okay but she was silent the entire time.

Overall, I'd repeat when I'm concerned about keeping costs low. But I think I prefer spending a bit extra for at least nudity and mutual touch (like with some CLM providers). Still, she's affordable, in a good neighborhood, and *really* knows how to do an L1.

Whatever happened to Liz (Lisa), used to run a house on Northwest side. She was Puerto Rican about 40 years old, super nice, chatty, total MILF.

Girls that she had were Becca, Andrea, Kendra, Polish Anna to name a few. I first saw her on Diversey, then Pulaski, she moved over to Addison, then slightly north to Foster.

Her girls were always the best (very negotiable), up for anything.

Any word on her whereabouts? Is she still running a place?

Or any word on any of the girls?

I've tried some of the old numbers to no avail.

[QUOTE=ToeKnee;4996100]After seeing the report from Jay I visited Yaya. She's probably the cutest girl I've ever been to. Her tits are awesome. The massage was poor and the finish was fine. But that body is really nice. 45/80. I might repeat sometime. Pretty pricey for 30 minutes.[/QUOTE]Must have just missed her Yaya no longer works here anymore and said went somewhere else.

If anyone knows where this gem moved to please share.

[QUOTE=CityRat;5007382]Must have just missed her Yaya no longer works here anymore and said went somewhere else.

If anyone knows where this gem moved to please share.[/QUOTE]Wow that was fast. Who did you see and would you recommend?

Tried Princess Latina Spa after having seen a few reports on here for them. On Western a little north of Division. Like was reported before, a little more pricey. 80 for the hour. Got a pretty good looking Colombiana in her 30's. Massage was ok, got shorted a little on time, but that's common. Sloppy BBBJ for 150. She had great skills. May or may not repeat due to price point, but had a good time. Helps if you speak a little bit of spanish if you go here.

[QUOTE=RaccoonJoe;5002613]Went to the River Spa in Niles about a month ago. Drew Amy. She is Mongolian, young; has a flat ass, but neat balcony. Since this was my first visit to this spa, she was a little hesitant and asked several questions about who I am and where I live, etc. She also asked whether I visited the spa before. Anyways, after I chatted with her a little bit, she became more calm.

On the flip, I received standard L1. Amy allowed for OTC roaming. It was kind of boring, as I except at least topless access during L1. Damage was $45 for 30 minutes plus $50 for tip (I could have left $40, but I was in a good mood that day). Would I visit again? If I'm in the area and have time to kill, then yes. Also, the mamasan who opened the door, seemed a lot more fun. She was certainly older, but had a sexy outift and had a nice make up on. I get the feeling that I should try the mamasan next time.

If anyone has intel on other providers at River, please let me know. PM's are welcome.[/QUOTE]I had a different experience with the older girl. I went there in the morning, asked for Amy but she was off. Took me to the room. Massage was ok with some teasing, I tried to touch her a couple of times but she moved away. On the flip, she said that I can do it myself. I told her that I would like her help and I can do it myself at home. She declined and I let her finished the massage. $10 for tip, would not go back.

Saw Judy. It seems like she is the only one working there now. She is a bit more rounder now. Good massage and nice L1 finish. Tipped 40. But the shower is getting dirty like the old place. Does anyone know what happened to Hannah the korean that used to work there?

China Dolls still around? Anyone know?

Popped into Zone for the first time since last year. They are *super* paranoid about Covid there (not a bad thing). Had to take off my shoes at the door and use hand sanitizer immediately. Was taken to the back by an older woman, her name was cathy I believe. She had a very bubbly personality, which I enjoyed. The massage wasn't bad, I'd say about a 7/10. She really put her back into it and asked me what do I like. On the flip. She started massaging jr. Immediately. And asked if I wanted her to keep going. Obviously LOL. She asks how much will I pay, we agree to. 6. She then pulls her shirt down, revealing her fairly large breasts. She grabs my hands and puts them on her breasts and massages them around. Then proceedings with the L1. Her grip was a little too tight on jr, had to ask her to soften up a bit. Good finish though. Afterwards, she asks if I want L2 next time, to which I say. Of course. So I'll be making another stop in there at some point to see what that's like. Stay safe out there boys.

Grand spa: can confirm below on amy. Short changed me and only l1 available. Pretty hot though.

River west spa: not the same without helen. Mms does a decent job at L1 (have had L2 from her before) but has quite a heft to her and a bit older.

May need to check out oki doki. Or back to sxl, although my experience with kelly wasnt the best either.

I visited Atomic Angels three times because they are literally in my office building on Ontario and Orleans.

Shayna is fine, but she is old. If you like fit GILFs, she is good.

Vanessa has a great body but she literally smells like sewage and I think she might be retarded. Like, not being mean, I felt guilty and couldn't finish because she seems like she's mentally disabled. That might explain why she smells so bad.

Angel is a grifter who kept trying to upsell me. She looks like the "do not go this far" image they use when warning people about plastic surgery. Terrible personality and a face like a melted barbie. Avoid.

I was hoping they would work out as I could literally visit them over a bathroom break, but each girl was disappointing. Avoid avoid avoid.

L1 with each for $260.

Been looking for her for about a years but no luck! Known Lisa from a spa in Melrose Park from 15 years ago!

[QUOTE=RichL1234;5007356]Whatever happened to Liz (Lisa), used to run a house on Northwest side. She was Puerto Rican about 40 years old, super nice, chatty, total MILF.

Girls that she had were Becca, Andrea, Kendra, Polish Anna to name a few. I first saw her on Diversey, then Pulaski, she moved over to Addison, then slightly north to Foster.

Her girls were always the best (very negotiable), up for anything.

Any word on her whereabouts? Is she still running a place?

Or any word on any of the girls?

I've tried some of the old numbers to no avail.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the heads up. I'm walking distance from there and was contemplating a visit given the proximity but I didn't get a good feeling about them. My spidey senses were apparently correct and you saved me some wasted time and $!

Odd location, in a business office no less? Office buildings don't seem like the most discreet way to run a rub and tug joint. Few years back there was a group of girls working out of an office building right up the street at 820 N Orleans. You had to check in w / security at the front desk before being allowed into the building. They drew so much attention to themselves that they got booted pretty quickly.

[QUOTE=SpartanKY;5009686]I visited Atomic Angels three times because they are literally in my office building on Ontario and Orleans.

Shayna is fine, but she is old. If you like fit GILFs, she is good.

Vanessa has a great body but she literally smells like sewage and I think she might be retarded. Like, not being mean, I felt guilty and couldn't finish because she seems like she's mentally disabled. That might explain why she smells so bad.

Angel is a grifter who kept trying to upsell me. She looks like the "do not go this far" image they use when warning people about plastic surgery. Terrible personality and a face like a melted barbie. Avoid.

I was hoping they would work out as I could literally visit them over a bathroom break, but each girl was disappointing. Avoid avoid avoid.

L1 with each for $260.[/QUOTE]

That's good to know. I liked them at first and had some really pretty women and wonderful times and then the chicks started getting a bit fatter, and older and more unfun so I stopped going.

[QUOTE=Vern2020;5007577]Tried Princess Latina Spa after having seen a few reports on here for them. On Western a little north of Division. Like was reported before, a little more pricey. 80 for the hour. Got a pretty good looking Colombiana in her 30's. Massage was ok, got shorted a little on time, but that's common. Sloppy BBBJ for 150. She had great skills. May or may not repeat due to price point, but had a good time. Helps if you speak a little bit of spanish if you go here.[/QUOTE]

Does anyone have any info? In the mood for some Latinas. The last time I visited Zeus this older attractive women gave me the best BBBJ ever. I forgot her name but she had a stupid ass and amazing rack.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/172707[/URL]

[QUOTE=ToeKnee;5007432]Wow that was fast. Who did you see and would you recommend?[/QUOTE]Think her name was Ada she was alright a little older and just L1 standard tip as before.

But doubt would be any comparison to the way that Yaya was described; indeed too soon.

[QUOTE=OnlyDreams;4996959]Yes, her name was Jessica and they also did colonics, in fact, they advertised as a legal alternative medicine place, no wonder I would see some older ladies coming in / walking out that place in the morning hours. Wow, I didn't know Jessica was also available for Full Service. I would have loved to bang her. She must have massaged me no more than 2 times in the 3 years I was a regular there. But it was when the providers were busy and she didn't want me to wait. But since she was the owner I never asked for any extras thinking she would kick me out. But now I know it doesn't hurt to ask. However, I did have lots of fun with the providers. I banged most of them. Actually it was my first massage place ever and it was heaven for me. I liked the fact it was disguised as a legit business (actually it was a legit Alternative Medicine center) but offered all kinds of services, even some providers let me do anal. I was still in college, had a job, but didn't have enough money but at 80 (plus some little tip) was a bargain for me! I would go there every single Sunday, that's when the owner wasn't there and the providers would let me stay longer for the same price. I miss those days really bad![/QUOTE]Wasn't it busted sometime last year or in 2018? It's back for business?

[QUOTE=ChipRock;4970785]I asked for leads to a young fit tech in Chinatown and got zip from fellow mongers. Seems the grannies are not retiring to make way for younger talent. Short on time and funds. Stopped by SXL and drew JuJu. Probably mid to late 30's, no belly jelly rolls. JuJu's Bees came out to play, nice. Left happy. When I get back to Chicago I will visit again for an hour and ask for her.[/QUOTE]Emily next time you are at SXL.

[QUOTE=BillStuart;5011473]Emily next time you are at SXL.[/QUOTE]Is she back? Checked up at sxl once after the lockdown lifted and she wasnt there anymore.

Hi guys can anyone help me to know who is the very hot blonde asian who is about 28? Very high maintenance but a total hottie. Has anyone gotten lucky with her? Pm is okay. Thanks.

[QUOTE=SammiJoon;5007611]I had a different experience with the older girl. I went there in the morning, asked for Amy but she was off. Took me to the room. Massage was ok with some teasing, I tried to touch her a couple of times but she moved away. On the flip, she said that I can do it myself. I told her that I would like her help and I can do it myself at home. She declined and I let her finished the massage. $10 for tip, would not go back.[/QUOTE]Sounds like I dodged the bullet in my visit. I thought the older lady would provide better service to keep her customers happy. Perhaps, she opens up with following visits. However, I never see a provider again, if she doesn't provide at least L1.

Did you get her name? This way, I can avoid this place if she's the only one working.

[QUOTE=BillStuart;5011473]Emily next time you are at SXL.[/QUOTE]Emily is stuck in China, might be back next year. I liked CoCo at New Hope who is much younger than the other hags there, not sure if she's still there.

[QUOTE=RaccoonJoe;5011906]Sounds like I dodged the bullet in my visit. I thought the older lady would provide better service to keep her customers happy. Perhaps, she opens up with following visits. However, I never see a provider again, if she doesn't provide at least L1.

Did you get her name? This way, I can avoid this place if she's the only one working.[/QUOTE]I think Martha but I am not 100% sure.