[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2527148]And at least 7 unlucky shoppers. At the same time, Deputy Snotdrizzle and his pathetic posse were all over Martysville. [/QUOTE]The story on the Tampa Tribune website says 13 arrested but gave names and few other details.
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[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2527148]And at least 7 unlucky shoppers. At the same time, Deputy Snotdrizzle and his pathetic posse were all over Martysville. [/QUOTE]The story on the Tampa Tribune website says 13 arrested but gave names and few other details.
[QUOTE=Coozie;2527816]The story on the Tampa Tribune website says 13 arrested but gave names and few other details.[/QUOTE]That was the final unlucky tally. Before mongering it's a good idea to read, reread and read again the 'rules' of engagement. It would also make sense to have a valid drivers license, insurance and some common sense. Rule # 9 is especially relevant when your scoop might be a decoy?
[QUOTE=HotDamnXXX;2526022]I seriously don't know how you guys do the SW thing. LOL. It's like kicking the hornet's nest or cutting yourself while surrounded by sharks. And in these cases, it would be Uncle LEO disguised as hornets / sharks. Is it the thrill of getting away with it while surrounded?? LOL I personally can't do it. I won't put myself in those situations. Good luck you adventurers![/QUOTE]They say that some animals enjoy there food served to them and some enjoy the thrill of the hunt. With the 22 rules and like Mr Rammer said in an earlier post, basically just having your legal shit together, Nothing beats a nice relaxing night out on a stroll / hunt. To each his own!
[QUOTE=JordanXL;2528329]They say that some animals enjoy there food served to them and some enjoy the thrill of the hunt. With the 22 rules and like Mr Rammer said in an earlier post, basically just having your legal shit together, Nothing beats a nice relaxing night out on a stroll / hunt. To each his own![/QUOTE]Desmond Morris wrote 'The Naked Ape' and traced human beings from hunter-gatherers to what we've become today. If I can't hunt T Rex than I at least should be able to legally hunt strumpets. Hunting and gathering harlots should be a noble undertaking, but Deputy Snotdrizzle seems to think otherwise. All day today and this evening he disrupted my numerous hunting expeditions; so I called for take out and bypassed his cockblock plan.
[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2527895]It would also make sense to have a valid drivers license, insurance and some common sense. Rule # 9 is especially relevant when your scoop might be a decoy?[/QUOTE]Always best to have your papers in order comrade. Lest you spend a night in the Gulag! Mr Rammer just offered some of the most valuable advice anyone can heed when perusing the streets. Have EVERYTHING in order. Insurance, license, registration, why you are there (a few print-outs of local houses for sale in the area on Zillow help, but only during daylight hours). Keep in mind there can be complications. Sometimes these ladies will dump their gear underneath your seats when the lights flash in a feeble attempt to not not have to spend an evening away. That never ever works out well. They will separate the two of you. And if she has a fix to be made, she will say it's yours in hopes she will be let go so she can find her candy. Keep this in mind. Especially to people who are new to this as can save you trouble. There is no situation or spot that is 100% safe. That is why we share information.
[QUOTE=Doubej;2528781]Always best to have your papers in order comrade. Lest you spend a night in the Gulag! Mr Rammer just offered some of the most valuable advice anyone can heed when perusing the streets. Have EVERYTHING in order. Insurance, license, registration, why you are there (a few print-outs of local houses for sale in the area on Zillow help, but only during daylight hours). Keep in mind there can be complications. Sometimes these ladies will dump their gear underneath your seats when the lights flash in a feeble attempt to not not have to spend an evening away. That never ever works out well. They will separate the two of you. And if she has a fix to be made, she will say it's yours in hopes she will be let go so she can find her candy. Keep this in mind. Especially to people who are new to this as can save you trouble. There is no situation or spot that is 100% safe. That is why we share information.[/QUOTE]Thanks for some good info I don't play much only picked up one WSW a while ago but enjoyed it.
JC.
Today with very few ladies and too many prowling deputies. I did see Kasey, Katlyn and another blonde. None were at Marty's, but all were nearby in the Lealman lizard preserve. I missed out on the unidentified blonde because Deputy Snotdrizzle was too close for comfort. Had to settle for Katlyn who now has her phone turned back on. She was a good girl so I gave her another one of my patented Peterammer teeth whitening treatments.
[QUOTE=Doubej;2528781]Always best to have your papers in order comrade. Lest you spend a night in the Gulag! Mr Rammer just offered some of the most valuable advice anyone can heed when perusing the streets. Have EVERYTHING in order. Insurance, license, registration, why you are there (a few print-outs of local houses for sale in the area on Zillow help, but only during daylight hours). Keep in mind there can be complications. Sometimes these ladies will dump their gear underneath your seats when the lights flash in a feeble attempt to not not have to spend an evening away. That never ever works out well. They will separate the two of you. And if she has a fix to be made, she will say it's yours in hopes she will be let go so she can find her candy. Keep this in mind. Especially to people who are new to this as can save you trouble. There is no situation or spot that is 100% safe. That is why we share information.[/QUOTE]Fellas, great advice from Sensai Rammer and Doobie Doobie Do. Specifically, the part about a Zillow print out. I learned this about 8 years ago. I used to keep those real estate classified ads and with my pen I circled the houses around 34th street or 4th street. Unfortunately, the one time I got lit up by the blue lights, I told him I was looking for some investment property. He looked back at me and said, "sure you are son". Maybe it was my raging hard-on that gave me away. Either way, I still think its good to have a reason for being in the area. And like Pete said, the most important part is to keep your papers in order and to invest in a very ordinary, non bumper sticker, light tint, neutral colored vehicle.
[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2529847]Fellas, great advice from Sensai Rammer and Doobie Doobie Do. Specifically, the part about a Zillow print out. I learned this about 8 years ago. I used to keep those real estate classified ads and with my pen I circled the houses around 34th street or 4th street. Unfortunately, the one time I got lit up by the blue lights, I told him I was looking for some investment property. He looked back at me and said, "sure you are son". Maybe it was my raging hard-on that gave me away. Either way, I still think its good to have a reason for being in the area. And like Pete said, the most important part is to keep your papers in order and to invest in a very ordinary, non bumper sticker, light tint, neutral colored vehicle.[/QUOTE]Was sent to the scrap yard when I was rear-ended by some 80 year old blind bat! It was the end of an era for my beloved love machine and I spent an entire week searching for the perfect replacement. Now many of the ladies are confused with the new look, but I don't pay them for their brains. I initially tried to get this hot rod below, but relented for something less beefed up.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwN18QJXU5U[/URL]
[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2529872]Was sent to the scrap yard when I was rear-ended by some 80 year old blind bat! It was the end of an era for my beloved love machine and I spent an entire week searching for the perfect replacement. Now many of the ladies are confused with the new look, but I don't pay them for their brains. I initially tried to get this hot rod below, but relented for something less beefed up.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwN18QJXU5U[/URL][/QUOTE]You could always say your just advertising.
Streets mostly dry tonight, but just as I was getting ready to call it a night, spotted a hot looking brunette by the King James Court. She jumped in and damn it, it's Jessica, who is a royal pain in the ass with a bad attitude and sub par skills. She immediately starts barking orders at me. Pull into the corner store, can I give her $5 to buy cigarettes? Cigarets apparently is slang for a "stem". Answer was no, and then it really got bad. I just told her to get out. She initially refused until I said fine, put the car in reverse and said next stop is Orlando. She got right out.
Avoid this one like plague.
Tonto.
[QUOTE=TontoMonger;2529965]Streets mostly dry tonight, but just as I was getting ready to call it a night, spotted a hot looking brunette by the King James Court. She jumped in and damn it, it's Jessica, who is a royal pain in the ass with a bad attitude and sub par skills. She immediately starts barking orders at me. Pull into the corner store, can I give her $5 to buy cigarettes? Cigarets apparently is slang for a "stem". Answer was no, and then it really got bad. I just told her to get out. She initially refused until I said fine, put the car in reverse and said next stop is Orlando. She got right out.
Avoid this one like plague.
Tonto.[/QUOTE]That bad Jessica is, but next month we'll have crazy, wild and kinky Jessy back again. Spoke to her recently and she's all excited about getting back to work again. Hell; even our governor is fond of saying "let's get to work. ".
[QUOTE=TontoMonger;2529965]Streets mostly dry tonight, but just as I was getting ready to call it a night, spotted a hot looking brunette by the King James Court. She jumped in and damn it, it's Jessica, who is a royal pain in the ass with a bad attitude and sub par skills. She immediately starts barking orders at me. Pull into the corner store, can I give her $5 to buy cigarettes? Cigarets apparently is slang for a "stem". Answer was no, and then it really got bad. I just told her to get out. She initially refused until I said fine, put the car in reverse and said next stop is Orlando. She got right out.
Avoid this one like plague.
Tonto.[/QUOTE]LOL. Many years back, I was coming out of a club late at night and was stopped at an intersection. Girl just opens the door and gets in. I was like WTF? Thought it might be some type of jack setup. Told her to get the fuck out of my car and she wouldn't, so I took off and drove towards the police dept. ***** was where are you going, I said taking you to your destination, damn near jumped out of the car. Dropped a bag of something in my floorboard I did not find till the next day when cleaning it.
[QUOTE=Reaper400;2530379]LOL. Many years back, I was coming out of a club late at night and was stopped at an intersection. Girl just opens the door and gets in. I was like WTF? Thought it might be some type of jack setup. Told her to get the fuck out of my car and she wouldn't, so I took off and drove towards the police dept. ***** was where are you going, I said taking you to your destination, damn near jumped out of the car. Dropped a bag of something in my floorboard I did not find till the next day when cleaning it.[/QUOTE]Before I ever even got into the world of mongering, that's what happened to me. I was taking my car to some mechanic place on Nebraska one afternoon back in the 90's and there was this hot looking girl in little Daisy Dukes in front of the place, and I pulled into the place she walks up and gets right in my car. I was like, WTF, you need a ride or something? Her teeth were atrocious and I kind of figured out what the deal was, but I was there to drop my car off so I was like get out haha. Perhaps that's where Marty used to have a shop?
Just a heads up gentelmen. I live smack in the middle of the lealman lizzard zone and have all my life. Al the girls know me. Last night I saw a hot, short, dark haird beauty on 28th street and grove park. She had a black purse, white shorts and a blue top. 3 flags went up. 1 I don't know her and have never seen her before. 2 she was carrying a large black purse. 3 officer chambers and his crew were placed around the area she was working. I wanted to give this new girl a spin but my spidey scense was screaming trap. Be carefull will follow with any intel from the local lizards.