Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RubLover21;6249395]I tend to maintain a couple of reliably hospitable faves at a time. Guards against your go-to place having a complete staff change. Also, one of mine is closer and. 02 less than the other, handy for a mid-workday bounce with a mature, but experienced and pleasingly amorous, lady.

More rarely I'll try a new spot or one I haven't been to in a long time.[/QUOTE]I like to frequent the same ladies. I am treated like a long time lover, get a great massage (if I want one), instant comfort, and a finish that I like. The rest of it is a crap shoot that may or may not yield pleasure for me if I want pleasure. I do not want to guess or try and fail with my limited time and money and walk away even slightly disappointed.

Besides, when you frequent the same places, the service gets more and more amazing. I won't say any names, but the last recent visits to my ATFs have been amazing, all went up a level.

Summary: some like to chase the new, I like to improve the proven.

[QUOTE=JessicaRiley;6250516]Agreed with you as well, Kiko outstanding provider with a very good attitude and features. I have however had a dream and can't recall the name of a provider, at the time I just went and didn't mind who it was but she also provided a great standard dream, and also had a great top, almost comparable to Kiko's. What stands out about her top is delicious long and perky nipples. Does anybody know the provider I am talking about? I did not get her name.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]I am also like going to the same location for quality. Kikko is my goto if I want good service without any hiccups. No FS, or CBJ but I'm good with that. She provides good Nova and brings DD to play. I take a while to arrive and never rush. $. 2 sometimes $. 4 all in.

I would like to know where to get a good CBJ maybe with some DT if possible. Any suggestions between fairfax to manassas please DM.

[QUOTE=SonChi;6250799]I like to frequent the same ladies. I am treated like a long time lover, get a great massage (if I want one), instant comfort, and a finish that I like. The rest of it is a crap shoot that may or may not yield pleasure for me if I want pleasure. I do not want to guess or try and fail with my limited time and money and walk away even slightly disappointed.

Besides, when you frequent the same places, the service gets more and more amazing. I won't say any names, but the last recent visits to my ATFs have been amazing, all went up a level.

Summary: some like to chase the new, I like to improve the proven.[/QUOTE]Long time lover is a reach. My definition of a nice bounce is that expectations on both sides are clear in advance, I am greeted with a smile that says "here is a no-problem client and who knows I may get off myself" and the session unrolls from kitty-bumping on my arse into a wet slurpy finish.

And some complain about providers' looks but TBH if you're spending a lot of time staring into her face You Are Doing It Wrong until she is sliding on your mbongo and (hopefully) popeyed, open-mouthed and making squeaky-toy noises because she's into the moment.

Be nice. Be ready, Be polite. Be clean.

I see a couple new AMP ads at locations I don't fully recognize. The first is on Shepard Dr in Sterling. The ad is similar to SeaShell and the place next to 11 in Herndon. Maybe same owner so maybe Chinese. The other place is on Robert Paris in Chantilly which looks to be in the same area as Miko's was. Anyone been to either and what level of service do they provide. I may check at least one out.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/hey-1402-shepard-dr-sterling/22606930.html

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/14141-robert-paris-ct-chantill/22605301.html

[QUOTE=SexAddict96;6251188]I see a couple new AMP ads at locations I don't fully recognize. The first is on Shepard Dr in Sterling. The ad is similar to SeaShell and the place next to 11 in Herndon. Maybe same owner so maybe Chinese. The other place is on Robert Paris in Chantilly which looks to be in the same area as Miko's was. Anyone been to either and what level of service do they provide. I may check at least one out.[/QUOTE]Yes, all three are the same owner.

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;6251204]Yes, all three are the same owner.[/QUOTE]Do you know if it is same level of service as SeaShell?

My ladies always get off, usually several times. We know what we each need. It's like a relationship with only the good stuff.

[QUOTE=RubLover21;6251169]Long time lover is a reach. My definition of a nice bounce is that expectations on both sides are clear in advance, I am greeted with a smile that says "here is a no-problem client and who knows I may get off myself" and the session unrolls from kitty-bumping on my arse into a wet slurpy finish.

And some complain about providers' looks but TBH if you're spending a lot of time staring into her face You Are Doing It Wrong until she is sliding on your mbongo and (hopefully) popeyed, open-mouthed and making squeaky-toy noises because she's into the moment.

Be nice. Be ready, Be polite. Be clean.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;6251204]Yes, all three are the same owner.[/QUOTE]Thanks for posting.

I know the Robert Paris location fairly well as my go-to during the pandemic. Very discreet on the back of a building in Chantilly. Kept very clean. Korean place with TS. The lineup stayed the same for quite a while. The older lady was actually much better than the younger lady for massage as well as upsell dream (baby, you take care of me). The older lady wore short, shorts while the younger lady wore a long dress for some reason. About 6 months ago, when there was a change, another younger (40's) was way too talky about here whole life and family, complaining about almost everything in her life. Could not wait to get out of that one! The look on her face did not like the tip I gave, as if $,8 should be and automatic tip, I think I gave $. 4 because I was just not relaxed with all that talk. I have not been back since. Its on my list to circle back to soon. I had preferred it over the other Korean places in Chantilly.

The Shepherd / Sterling location was on my radar to try, but was not seeing any reviews. I texted a few weeks ago, and it was nothing special in the reply about hours, rates, ladies, Chinese AMP. Interesting enough I got a text from them over the weekend, in English with a few Chinese characters thrown in, asking me to visit. The resent the rates. I asked about young ladies and they sent a sexy pic of a very hot young lady in later 20's / early 30's. I asked a few other questions about their place and services, and they replied a few times. When I asked about FS I got no further reply. Sterling is a bit out of my way later in the evening when they were texting me. I just did not want to get over there and end up with a 50's Chinese lady calling me honey. If I went over to Sterling, I also know there are other options that have been reviewed.

Happy hunting!

Peace, out.

RKT.

[QUOTE=SexAddict96;6251208]Do you know if it is same level of service as SeaShell?[/QUOTE]I think that depends on the lady and what she will do.

Deep in the confines of a FF office building lies an LMP that isn't heavily advertised or talked about, but it exists if you're willing to do a little bit of digging.

If it's any comfort; it's also in the same place of a well known AMP.

I met skarlet inside the office building, she is a petite latina who has the build of a hummer H3. She's packing ALOT but it's compact. She's got dark hair and beautiful freckles. Her tits and butt are big. Tits are fake but I'm pretty sure the ass is real. She was wearing blue scrubs but those scrubs were like spidermen in the second movie where he is trying to stop the train from derailing, except the train is her assets nearly busting out of those tight scrubs. The style is very much similar to FHOH where the place is masquerading as an esthetics joint. I did an hour massage for $. Got a decent rub but I didn't really come there for the massage so after about 20 min I flipped and had her take off her clothes so those assets could breathe. She had thin leopard lingerie which she obliged in abandoning so that we could have some fun. Negotiations began. I guess it's a YMMV but who knows I was able to covet FS for a price I'm not necessarily proud of paying. She wanted 3 $ but I was able to talk her down to 2 $.

She went into a flower pot decoration on the desk and pulled out a cover like she performing at a small stage in Vegas and the session commenced. She has a tight box which was a bit surprising and after a few pumps I actually broke the cover and got some impromptu BBFS action, but I pulled out like a gentleman since safety is a priority. She was a bit shocked by the mishap but not overly upset which was a good thing. She walked over to another decoration behind the corner table and mysteriously produced a second cover, she must have them stashed around her office like some kind of treasure excavation but I didn't question it. This time she properly lubed it up and I was able to get more action in before filling up the cover. It was a great experience albeit ruined by the price I had to pay for it. Was a great time but buyers regret settled in soon after.

I might repeat if I can get her to go down on the tip to something like $. 5 but if they're gentlemen here paying her asking price of $$$ on top of the $ fee that's going to be difficult to do. She was asking $ for all clothes off and HJ with roaming and access to third base which I think is a more affordable option. So to those not looking for FS I think youll have a great time.

But yeah, there's def more LMPs out there if you're willing to look for it.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

I've started my "end of year" / Holiday visits to my favorites.

One way I ensure I have a happy "next year" is to provide a gift to the house / MMS (usually something all can enjoy / eat), and then an additional card to my "usual" Massage Technician. Within the card, I provide them the gift that everyone loves (an extra cash tip which I've learned is better received than a "gift card" I usually give that card to them after I've paid for the hour, and after I've provided them the appropriate tip for the appointment we just completed.

The reaction of my MT to the "happy holidays card" is always happy, energetic, and appreciated. Does it guarantee I'll be treated "better next time" -- NO -- it means what I want it to mean. That I appreciate them. Every smart client gives their barber / beautician and other service providers a holiday tip / gift of some kind. Our AMP / Indep MT ladies generally spend more "contact time" with us that a barber, expend more effort, resulting in more "smiles" than most anyone else. So, treat them well.

To all -- Happy Holidays. Happy Endings. And always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Great review and clue sir, you have always been superb with the word play. Found the address of the building.

Although I'm enticed, the high mark of the figure, will not allow me to even consider.

Cornelius.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6251963]Deep in the confines of a FF office building lies an LMP that isn't heavily advertised or talked about, but it exists if you're willing to do a little bit of digging.

If it's any comfort; it's also in the same place of a well known AMP.

I met skarlet inside the office building, she is a petite latina who has the build of a hummer H3. She's packing ALOT but it's compact. She's got dark hair and beautiful freckles. Her tits and butt are big. Tits are fake but I'm pretty sure the ass is real. She was wearing blue scrubs but those scrubs were like spidermen in the second movie where he is trying to stop the train from derailing, except the train is her assets nearly busting out of those tight scrubs. The style is very much similar to FHOH where the place is masquerading as an esthetics joint. I did an hour massage for $. Got a decent rub but I didn't really come there for the massage so after about 20 min I flipped and had her take off her clothes so those assets could breathe. She had thin leopard lingerie which she obliged in abandoning so that we could have some fun. Negotiations began. I guess it's a YMMV but who knows I was able to covet FS for a price I'm not necessarily proud of paying. She wanted 3 $ but I was able to talk her down to 2 $..[/QUOTE]

Will be working daytime in the sterling area, anything worthwile to visit, mainly a Greenbelt guy. Looking for similar or better experiences if possible.

Happy holidays stay safe.

[QUOTE=TotalKaos;6252313]Will be working daytime in the sterling area, anything worthwile to visit, mainly a Greenbelt guy. Looking for similar or better experiences if possible.

Happy holidays stay safe.[/QUOTE]Herndon spa and Eleven spa on Elden st, Moon spa on Herndon pkwy, they provide similar package as Greenbelt, but quality of girls and service are not as good as Maryland.

[QUOTE=PilotAviator;6251971]I've started my "end of year" / Holiday visits to my favorites.

One way I ensure I have a happy "next year" is to provide a gift to the house / MMS (usually something all can enjoy / eat), and then an additional card to my "usual" Massage Technician. Within the card, I provide them the gift that everyone loves (an extra cash tip which I've learned is better received than a "gift card" I usually give that card to them after I've paid for the hour, and after I've provided them the appropriate tip for the appointment we just completed.

The reaction of my MT to the "happy holidays card" is always happy, energetic, and appreciated. Does it guarantee I'll be treated "better next time" -- NO -- it means what I want it to mean. That I appreciate them. Every smart client gives their barber / beautician and other service providers a holiday tip / gift of some kind. Our AMP / Indep MT ladies generally spend more "contact time" with us that a barber, expend more effort, resulting in more "smiles" than most anyone else. So, treat them well.

To all -- Happy Holidays. Happy Endings. And always be nice to the ladies.

PA.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the post, and I think you have outdone yourself this time PA!

I already knew you were a gentleman, but I think this pretty much hall of fame level moves.

About 6 months ago I was at an UTR place that is now closed. I went a few times, and I have been tipping more since the pandemic presented financial challenges to all of our service workers. I enjoyed both of the staff (they have since gone back to NYC), for a few months as my go-to. About the 3rd time I got the other lady, and after I tipped and was leaving, she said the other lady had told her I leave good tips, and thus I knew why my simple massage turned into a nuru experience without asking.

Peace, out.

Rick.

Years ago there was a Greek lady in the same location. Now there is Blue Sky Spa. As you exit George Mason Drive continue to the extreme south side of the of the south building. There you will find parking spaces for those using the businesses located there.

Judy is a mid-30's Chinese I think. The office was frigid but she kept me covered with towels during the massage which kept me warm enough, and the oil was heated too. She has a nice figure, trim but not skinny and A / B cups. The massage was actually pretty good on the back but diminished when she went down to my legs. Most mongers don't seem to like hard pressure on their legs but she can deliver it. Note to self. Tell her less up by the shoulders and more on the legs next time. She climbed onto the table for much of the massage and moved around quite a lot. After the flip, which came just a little early because I still can't hold back from roaming during the massage, she quickly took off all her clothes and climbed on the table again for $. After a lot of sliding and a bit of nursing from both of us, she rested her butt on my chest and gave me a nice slow HE. Her enthusiasm really surprised me. She said next visit FS was on the menu but she didn't say how much. I'll try soon.

The craigslist ad has no photos of girls but says call Mimi. It happens to the be address of Golden Therapy in Alexandria. If there is a Mimi it's the msn. Mimi led me to a room and after the 5 minute wait turned into 15 minutes I got dressed to leave. Then I had to look for someone to refund my. 8 entry fee. The next lady that appeared had loose shorts and a nice rack, natural and large. Ok, I'll stay. I went back to the room and onto the table again. The table is nice and heated, the massage was not bad, the tits were natural and the rest of her was thick but still packing some nice curves. She offered $ for nude and a CBJ, and FS for $$. She has a pretty good BBJ too.

It's all very expensive so I sure won't make it a regular visit but the service was pretty good I though. There is another girl about the same size, 5'3" maybe, but I didn't get either of their names.

[QUOTE=PilotAviator;6251971]I've started my "end of year" / Holiday visits to my favorites.

One way I ensure I have a happy "next year" is to provide a gift to the house / MMS (usually something all can enjoy / eat), and then an additional card to my "usual" Massage Technician. Within the card, I provide them the gift that everyone loves (an extra cash tip which I've learned is better received than a "gift card" I usually give that card to them after I've paid for the hour, and after I've provided them the appropriate tip for the appointment we just completed.

The reaction of my MT to the "happy holidays card" is always happy, energetic, and appreciated. Does it guarantee I'll be treated "better next time" -- NO -- it means what I want it to mean. That I appreciate them. Every smart client gives their barber / beautician and other service providers a holiday tip / gift of some kind. Our AMP / Indep MT ladies generally spend more "contact time" with us that a barber, expend more effort, resulting in more "smiles" than most anyone else. So, treat them well.

To all -- Happy Holidays. Happy Endings. And always be nice to the ladies.

PA.[/QUOTE]Good form Mr. PilotAviator. Very well done.

Happy Holidays.

Regards.

[QUOTE=PuntaJaco43;6253005]Good form Mr. PilotAviator. Very well done.

Happy Holidays.

Regards.[/QUOTE]I second that motion. The ladies deserve our kindness.

[QUOTE=Asphalt;6252508]The craigslist ad has no photos of girls but says call Mimi. It happens to the be address of Golden Therapy in Alexandria. If there is a Mimi it's the msn. Mimi led me to a room and after the 5 minute wait turned into 15 minutes I got dressed to leave. Then I had to look for someone to refund my. 8 entry fee. The next lady that appeared had loose shorts and a nice rack, natural and large. Ok, I'll stay. I went back to the room and onto the table again. The table is nice and heated, the massage was not bad, the tits were natural and the rest of her was thick but still packing some nice curves. She offered $ for nude and a CBJ, and FS for $$. She has a pretty good BBJ too.

It's all very expensive so I sure won't make it a regular visit but the service was pretty good I though. There is another girl about the same size, 5'3" maybe, but I didn't get either of their names.[/QUOTE]Asphalt I think you may have been with Lulu.

I reviewed Golden, (formally Franconia Wellness), a few months ago. The name changed but the owner stayed the same, but I have never met her. I visited three times and was always greeted by Lulu. At that time, she was the only one working there; maybe things have changed. Lulu definitely has a nice natural rack, but I would not refer to her as thick. She is perfect if you want to get down and dirty. On my 3rd visit I laid out $150 before the table shower. I got the full package during that session. She gives a killer BBBJ but she needs to know you. CFS doggy style is her favorite. I will admit that I gave her an extra $50 at the end. She is a great gal. I would try back.

Happy Holidays.

Regards.

Had a chance to visit G&G on Tyco road recently. Called for a mid afternoon appointment and they said they weren't busy. I was there about 15 min later. Plenty of parking, entered the building and then the foyer. Rang the bell and within a min or so was treated my Cocco. Probably mid 30's and about 5'6". Wearing heals and a tight little dress. She took me to the room. House fee was. 8/ hr which I paid. She left, I undressed and off to the TS we headed. Shower was good lots of deep cleaning in all the important areas. Good attention to the boys from both front and back. Rinse off, towel dry, then pop into the sauna for a heated dry (alone). Probably 2-3 min in sauna and she escorts me back to the room. Facedown for massage, well really more of a light rubbing. Not much of a massage at all. Much attention to my ass, crack and balls throughout the 'massage'. She definitely likes to tease. For those interested in a prostrate massage, that seemed possible, but I didn't ask.

On the flip, the negotiations began she wanted $ for full nudity and free roaming, talked her down to. 9, but that was tough sell. She striped and went straight for Jr. Yet keeping a bit out of reach. I sat up and pulled her my direction. At which she pushed me back on the table and got into a 69 position. Great view, but limited touching / tasting. She definitely knows how to play keepaway. All the visuals and distractions worked as I blew a huge load too quickly. But it was well received.

She cleaned me up and time check still had a few min left, so chest / heat massage (rub) and a stretch on my neck and legs and we were done. Helped me get dressed and I was out of there right at the 1 hr mark. All and all good experience for $1.7 total.

[QUOTE=Asphalt;6252508]The craigslist ad has no photos of girls but says call Mimi. It happens to the be address of Golden Therapy in Alexandria. If there is a Mimi it's the msn. Mimi led me to a room and after the 5 minute wait turned into 15 minutes I got dressed to leave. Then I had to look for someone to refund my. 8 entry fee. The next lady that appeared had loose shorts and a nice rack, natural and large. Ok, I'll stay. I went back to the room and onto the table again. The table is nice and heated, the massage was not bad, the tits were natural and the rest of her was thick but still packing some nice curves. She offered $ for nude and a CBJ, and FS for $$. She has a pretty good BBJ too.

It's all very expensive so I sure won't make it a regular visit but the service was pretty good I though. There is another girl about the same size, 5'3" maybe, but I didn't get either of their names.[/QUOTE]Golden on Lee Hwy is reliable.

To echo our brother in Christ PilotAviator, be nice to the ladies. I think we are in a pleasant phase for pheasant pluckers right now. It certainly seems that Covid has persuaded Uncle LEO to refrain from interfering with matters that are not of great public concern, and I get the sense that our soft-tittied, moist-kittied, fragrant friends are consequently less apt to let nervousness get in the way of their amorous impulses.

To which I can only say: Meow.

Noticed bedpage is down, where else can one find those providers advertising.

Thank you.

Trip to Angles off Blake lane and was met by Emma or Ellen. She's kinda cute, small boobs and butt. Very nice girl who remembers me from before. I paid for 30 and we right to fun, she got naked quick and was open to kissing.

Gave me gentle dick licks and no matter what wouldn't do FS, but would get naked and fool around, how no FS makes no sense, I only had FS once at angels in like over 5 years of semi regular visits. She gave me a nice stripper slide with dirty talk when I blew my batch, was disappointed with the long pubes. I love them shaved!

Right now next door is your best place, but was okay.

Merry mongermas to all.

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[QUOTE=GripNSip;6254411]Sometime around the beginning of last year a favorite in the FHOH scene left the spa. Well it seems I may have found her operating out of a new location. It was by total accident but I guess it's a small world afterall.


However, the last time I offered up a rare nugget on this board, some unhappy little asshole had to go and get Uncle joykill invovled so in order to avoid another KArcadia fiasco I'm only going to release this info to contributing members of the board and seniors who PM me.[/QUOTE]This approach is probably best. I heard on WTOP a spa in Silver Spring that advertised maybe a bit too clear about extra services on Craigslist was busted. Hoping this isn't the start of a new trend in the area.

[QUOTE=CoolWays;6254122]Noticed bedpage is down, where else can one find those providers advertising.

Thank you.[/QUOTE]Bedpage was working fine just now.

[QUOTE=CoolWays;6254122]Noticed bedpage is down, where else can one find those providers advertising.

Thank you.[/QUOTE]Sometimes when I go to BP it takes me to Google homepage or a suspicious page banner. It depends on time of day and which browser I am using.

[QUOTE=CoolWays;6254122]Noticed bedpage is down, where else can one find those providers advertising.

Thank you.[/QUOTE]Rubmd is another option.

[QUOTE=Dunnit;6254623]Sometimes when I go to BP it takes me to Google homepage or a suspicious page banner. It depends on time of day and which browser I am using.[/QUOTE]I get that too if I try going directly to their page. Found a way to sidestep that problem. Once you get in (look for an old link in your browser history), save any ad to your "favorites. " Then just click on that to get to site, then click "northern Virginia" at the top and you'll see full menu. I have one for NoVa and one for Fredericksburg.

I recently paid Tara a visit after not seeing her for a while. I'm glad I did. Some members complain about her weight but it doesn't bother me. I almost always get 2 pops in the hour and she's always appreciative of a nice tip.

Treat her well, she's a gem.

[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/annandale/22605407.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=RickNva;6254634]I get that too if I try going directly to their page. Found a way to sidestep that problem. Once you get in (look for an old link in your browser history), save any ad to your "favorites. " Then just click on that to get to site, then click "northern Virginia" at the top and you'll see full menu. I have one for NoVa and one for Fredericksburg.[/QUOTE]It's up for me as well. When not sure, I use site like [URL]https://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/[/URL] and enter the URL to confirm if the site is really up or not.

[QUOTE=RickNva;6254634]I get that too if I try going directly to their page. Found a way to sidestep that problem. Once you get in (look for an old link in your browser history), save any ad to your "favorites. " Then just click on that to get to site, then click "northern Virginia" at the top and you'll see full menu. I have one for NoVa and one for Fredericksburg.[/QUOTE]Awesome thanks.

Trying again—anyone know where Katie, formerly of Papaya, Mikos and Paradise back in the day ended up? I know, get # if she's your ATF-I had it but deleted from contacts after text popped up in screen on car at the wrong time. No big deal, but if anyone has info, please PM me. Thanks gents!

[QUOTE=PuntaJaco43;6253035]Asphalt I think you may have been with Lulu.

I reviewed Golden, (formally Franconia Wellness), a few months ago. The name changed but the owner stayed the same, but I have never met her. I visited three times and was always greeted by Lulu. At that time, she was the only one working there; maybe things have changed. Lulu definitely has a nice natural rack, but I would not refer to her as thick. She is perfect if you want to get down and dirty. On my 3rd visit I laid out $150 before the table shower. I got the full package during that session. She gives a killer BBBJ but she needs to know you. CFS doggy style is her favorite. I will admit that I gave her an extra $50 at the end. She is a great gal. I would try back.

Happy Holidays.

Regards.[/QUOTE]My experience definitely did not happen at the former Franconia Wellness. This Golden is just east of 395 on Rt 7. From your description though I think I'll head on over to the place you described.

Hey, I will be in the Reston Herndon Elden Street area tomorrow for work. I would love to get a bbj and spend some time with an enthusiastic provider. Recently, I went to Herndon therapy and I also went to 11 both of those places let me down quite a bit since our last ones. The lady had pretty yellow teeth at HT and wow the lady at 11 had some pretty big boobs there was nothing much else to write home about that dream. I would just like a really good dream. It's been a minute and I forgot the good ones or they must have gone to new places.

I started seeing what looks like a new ad with new pics from Joy / Baby Hua, a well reviewed local Chinese Indy provider.

I realize I should TOFTT and report back, but reviews on the other site are mixed at best. She sounds bat shit crazy at times.

Anyone make any recent visits and care the share good or bad experience before I pull the trigger?

Her ass does look appetizing I got to say.

[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/fairfax-va-22031/22601547.html[/URL]

Happy mongering and happy holidays. Be nice to the ladies.

[QUOTE=ThaiMeUp1;6255910]I started seeing what looks like a new ad with new pics from Joy / Baby Hua, a well reviewed local Chinese Indy provider.

I realize I should TOFTT and report back, but reviews on the other site are mixed at best. She sounds bat shit crazy at times.

Anyone make any recent visits and care the share good or bad experience before I pull the trigger?

Her ass does look appetizing I got to say.

[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/fairfax-va-22031/22601547.html[/URL]

Happy mongering and happy holidays. Be nice to the ladies.[/QUOTE]If there's any provider worthy enough to incite a civil war on this forum. It's probably Baby Hua.

I've personally seen her a handful of times; albeit maybe 4 years ago at this point. First time was a pretty good experience, it was a nice 30 min and relatively inexpensive visit that was about 10 min of massage 5 min of BJ and followed by 15 min of CFS. It was a quick wham bam thank you mam and I harbored no complaints.

Truthfully speaking, I equate the visit to an ACS experience where if you want a quick finish to unload a weeks stress into someone and then bounce then you won't have any qualms with baby hua. The law of diminishing returns is prevalent with this one tho because I went to see her a second time and admittedly it was more or less the same as the first visit but markedly not better. Like the movie groundhogs day, it just felt like I was repeating the same scene from a few weeks prior.

On my third and last visit I was finally able to break the spell of De Ja Vu but it wasn't in the direction I was hoping to go. Things were certainly different this time around but in every worse way imaginable. So I arrived a bit early to my appt and she had me wait behind the door while she was "finishing" her previous client. So of course I had to wait for Mystery Monger X to dump and dash. Then when I came into the room I saw that the towels weren't changed. Coupled with bits of pubic hair and the dank smell of sex I began to wonder if she even bothered to change the sheets at all. She came in and it was all business she leaned in too close this time on the rub and I enjoy a full whiff of the penis breath emanating from her mouth. She removed her clothes after a couple minutes and got the cover and positioned herself in a way like she was a factory car ready for the next piece to get drilled into her and I realized the illusion of my paradise was finally killed and the grim reality of this profession set in. I was then tasked to perform amidst my murdered mood which was made even worse because after 10 min in she gives me the "hurry it up" signal and tells me she has a client on his way ready for his pump and dump.

I can't even recall if I even finished but what stains my mind is the overall disgust of the entire thing. One and done is probably the best thing you can do when it comes to baby hua, and I know some mongers have worse stories and will tell you not to even bother. But I do also know even more mongers who have had plenty of positive experiences, but they're probably still stuck inside the matrix doing backflips and stopping bullets and shit.

She's definitely bi-polar and has her good moods and bad moods. I can't necessarily blame her for it because if she's doing what she's doing day in and day out 30 min at a time, 11 hours a day. Well I can't imagine anyone able to retain their sanity. That's aromatherapy from the deepest and darkest plane of R’’yleh.

Still worth TOFTT tho. Afterall sometimes you have to form your own opinion.

Water forgets.

I saw this post and the language seems to be more than broken English. It seems possibly mixed hip-hop slang and other words that make no sense to me. Generation gap?

[URL]https://hot.com/us/va/annandale/escorts/gallery/1-929-204-4394/m-lsrH[/URL]

I actually visited this place just before the lockdown. It was a bit hard to find, then I could not find parking and ended up parking across the street on the shoulder of the road. I guess I really needed relief. I drew a Chinese MT who was not young, but not old. She came in to start but them walked back out, and I started to think this is how she was going to short change me on time. I usually get 1 hour, and 90 minutes if really stressed. Sore neck from working on PC all day, and bulging #5 disk.

Her massage skills turned out to very good, I asked for hard and that is what I got. I got out of there with a so-so HE. My tip was pre-Pandemic inflation.

I had been thinking to try this place again, because I had noticed about 3 AMPs in the Annandale area that had poor reviews had taken to posting near escort type adds with FS language and X pics. This was one of those places. I think this current ad has is going to cause me to rethink my return.

Anyone check the place out recently?

[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/annandale/22605407.html[/URL]

Yes Tara is back. She has lost quite a bit of weight. For those of you who love a full figure and great headlights, she is great; still NOT a spinner. Best body rub around and much happiness in the end. YMMV, but the Russian finish is to die for. If you are finding your AMP asking for gold and diamonds for a HJ and a little roaming, Tara is a much better choice. You can get a hair trim too. No FS. No BJ.