The Massholes

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6155719]On this rainy day, I didn't see anything. I saw a short "person", covered with a tarp, sliding with a limp. Couldn't even see who it is or if it was even a woman. Was walking the SW lane. Saw another, ugly, hunched over. Yesterday, I saw the thief, wore all black, blonde, older WSW in the AM. Every time I see this Ho I make it a point to stop and tell her to go fuck herself. Other than that, the streets were dry.

Be safe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ypkan;6156461]You are a daredevil Mattis! Forget swearing, I won't dare even walking near such person.[/QUOTE]I'm going to submit this incident to the Kennedy School of Government for the "Profiles in Courage" Award. Takes alot of Guts, Courage, and Bravery to drive by a juiced up Junkie Hooker at 30 mph, and yell out the window "Fuck You". I'm sure the Goons run in the other direction if they see you. ROTFLMAO!

By popular demand, here is an extended usefulness / character assessment of a few notable personalities (mostly due to their activity) on the board. Each of them will be assigned a certain number of balls, ranging from 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest evaluation, and 1 being the lowest.

Wiseass. He is super active but is mostly focused on abusing Mattis for some not quite obvious reason. Don't really know what to make of this obsession but seems strange. Quite nasty but not as mean as his slighter smarter duplicate BillyBaloney / Jack. The level of usefulness is quite low. One ball.

BillyBaloney / Jack617. Well, he used to be funny years ago and was posting and sharing a lot of stuff on the board, but then something happened to him and he turned into the hate-spewing bot. Repeats himself to the point of a complete ridiculousness. Not funny, not smart, sometimes plain stupid. Contributes nothing besides his meanness. One ball. Would give him less but one ball is the lowest evaluation.

Mattis. He is posting less lately because picking fights with Wiseass and Jack seems to excite him more now than posting the made up stuff in review threads. Occasionally posts something of value. Mattis seems to be a foreigner who doesn't know English that well. Not super bright but not excessively mean. 2 balls.

HappyDave. Seems to be an old dude who was around forever. His repeatedly stated favorite activity is to get naked with the massage provider and roll around with her (also naked) on the massage table. A good natured-guy but is essentially an eternal noob. 3 balls for being friendly to everyone.

JohnGlobalCorp. This dude is embarrassingly stupid. Post nonsensical stuff and if you answer any of his PMs, you will receive literally tens of messages from him asking for details. The dude is so afraid to get in trouble, he simply doesn't go anywhere. A completely useless motherfucker. 1 ball.

DBoy111. In a constant search for big-breasted providers. Obviously someone's troll account. I think I know who this someone might be. One ball.

Andir. The most knowledgeable and generous member the MA board ever had. Good-natured and jolly. 5 balls.

Let me know if you want to be evaluated.

[QUOTE=Andir;6162589]Andir. The most knowledgeable and generous member the MA board ever had. Good-natured and jolly. 5 balls.[/QUOTE]5 Balls, plus a bonus ball for creativity. Unlike these other assholes here.

100% Correct.

[QUOTE=Andir;6162589]Mattis. He is posting less lately because picking fights with Wiseass and Jack seems to excite him more now than [b]posting the made up stuff in review threads. Occasionally posts something of value.[/b] Mattis seems to be a foreigner who doesn't know English that well. [b]Not super bright[/b] but not excessively mean. 2 balls.[/QUOTE]Yet 100% Wrong.

[QUOTE=Andir;6162589]Andir. The most knowledgeable and generous member the MA board ever had. Good-natured and jolly. 5 balls.[/QUOTE]And what does Mayor Mattis McBragg say:

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6163336]5 Balls, plus a bonus ball for creativity. Unlike these other assholes here.[/QUOTE]Glad you confirm your Reviews are Made Up (98%) and your a Fucking Moron!

Any posts from these liars, WiseAss / BillyBaloney, feel free to discard it here. Both are doing well, blowing all the male crackheads at NMS that they actually see it as treatment. The best part about it is, they suck for free. Human toilets people. We applaud their efforts. WiseAss / BillyBaloney. Give these two an applause. Keep up the good work.

[QUOTE=Andir;6162589]By popular demand, here is an extended usefulness / character assessment of a few notable personalities (mostly due to their activity) on the board. Each of them will be assigned a certain number of balls, ranging from 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest evaluation, and 1 being the lowest.

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Andir. The most knowledgeable and generous member the MA board ever had. Good-natured and jolly. 5 balls.

Let me know if you want to be evaluated.[/QUOTE]OK, Mr Derek 5 Ball Unbiased Self Assessment Guy, you left out many. How about "Sounds", surprised you left him out. And so many others:

Postmortum assessments for: Cheezefist and DumDum (AYY), as well as assessments for your Pals: OldTimerMA, Trickster666, Bunnymeat, ThroatMonger69, and Dentist Bob.

How about for these reporting individuals. Rupert 2, Bishop8891, Skipper Foley, and Suzuki. That should be enough to keep you busy.

BTW, Goodfella's Pizzeria in Orlando, one of your Fav Places for Pizza, made it through Hurricane Ian. When are you Moving Back? And your Psycho Puppet JGC pulled through and generated enough chatter that you got your Info about Wei Wei. Why are you stalking her?

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6163336]5 Balls, plus a bonus ball for creativity. Unlike these other assholes here.[/QUOTE]Dude how fucking dumb are you?

Cheeze (Andir) gives you 2 out of 5 and says your posts are fake. And you, the Mayor of NMS, says thank you and awards him an extra star!

Reminds me of when Trump called JD Vance his * and JD said "Thank You Sir".

[QUOTE=Wiseass;6163932]OK, Mr Derek 5 Ball Unbiased Self Assessment Guy, you left out many. [/QUOTE]LOL! Still a one-baller — a worthless piece of shit known as Wiseass.

[QUOTE=Andir;6162589]Mattis. He is posting less lately because picking fights with Wiseass and Jack seems to excite him more now than posting the made up stuff in review threads. Occasionally posts something of value. Mattis seems to be a foreigner who doesn't know English that well. Not super bright but not excessively mean. 2 balls.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6163336]5 Balls, plus a bonus ball for creativity. Unlike these other assholes here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6163921]Any posts from these liars, WiseAss / BillyBaloney, feel free to discard it here. Both are doing well, blowing all the male crackheads at NMS that they actually see it as treatment. The best part about it is, they suck for free. Human toilets people. We applaud their efforts. WiseAss / BillyBaloney. Give these two an applause. Keep up the good work.[/QUOTE]You really are a Fucking Moran! You give Andir 5 balls and agree you makeup your reviews, therefore are a Liar, and now you accuse Me and Billy of being Liars? ROTFLMAO!

BTW, You really shouldn't use pics of your personal stuff. Never heard of something like that being standard equipment in Section 8 Housing. The Special Mattis Bidet? No wonder why your don't go out at night, too busy in the Bathroom, Lmao!

P.S. - The Toilet insult was only used once before, by the deceased DumDum. Coincidence? I took the liberty of putting back the markings you photoshopped out, LOL.

WiseAss account on one unit and BillyBaloney account on another. So, comical. Absolute joke. Who are you fooling?

Sounds. How could I forget this angry individual and his 1586 posts? Sounds is posting non-stop, giving unsolicited advice and explaining things which are quite obvious to anyone after being on the board for a couple of months. This spiteful motherfucker has a stick up his ass and likes lecturing people. Very rarely posts something of value. 2 spiteful balls.

Nrlmus. A manly man who has tried everything and been everywhere. Quite knowledgeable and may share his wisdom occasionally if asked nicely. Still unclear to me how he could be the US serviceman if he is Russian who actually came to the country from there. Well, little do I know. Seems to be super bored and starts unnecessary fights with administration once in a while. 4 manly balls.

KOF. He is a legendary figure on the board who inseminated (his word!) hundreds or most likely thousands of female orifices around the globe. The dude is super generous and would share a lot, especially if given something in return. 5 diseased balls.

[QUOTE=Wiseass;6164050]Fucking Moran![/QUOTE]Someone lost their pacifier? Baby WiseAss getting pissed off and fire fingers rocking. LOL. I'm not impressed. Is that all you got? Comical. Very comical. I'm actually laughing at your stupidity, crying actually. Get this idiot some formula. Actually, man tits will work better for you. And learn how to spell Moron! I do expect misspelled and poor grammar from a very low IQ individual like yourself. As you can tell, I don't need long paragraphs to state my point. You're just a idiot. Live with it.

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6164072]WiseAss account on one unit and BillyBaloney account on another. So, comical. Absolute joke. Who are you fooling?[/QUOTE]Hey Moron, what does that prove? You really are Dumb, Dumber than Dumb, hence a Moron. Tell me the difference between both Pics. You already proved that Billy and I aren't the same person over a week ago. Obviously, you didn't realize it, because your a Fucking Moron. No wonder you didn't have a prayer of getting into Medical School.

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P.S. - The Toilet insult was only used once before, by the deceased DumDum. Coincidence? I took the liberty of putting back the markings you photoshopped out, LOL.[/QUOTE]Mayor Mike's posts have taken a definite DumDum tone. This confirms what I have long suspected, Mattis is DumDum and we know Andir (Cheeze) is OlGary so that makes them all the same guy.

Not a big surprise really.

Don't forget that in less than a month we celebrate " Demise of Cheezefist Day"! Andir's most cherished handle was rolled into OlGary. More to come.

[QUOTE=BadManBoston;6163103]Who is the GOAT of anal in the Boston area these days?[/QUOTE]FagAss / ButtBaloney. Seasoned veterans of the adult shop booths and known cum dumpsters. Let's have a round of applause people, WiseAss and BillyBaloney. Who says they weren't great at anything.